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User avatar #105 - pnkflydfn (02/20/2011) [-]
thats hotter than a brass monkey's ass on a tin roof in the middle of july
User avatar #102 - Nekatroz (02/20/2011) [-]
IF I WANTED TO HEAR THE OPINION OF AN ASS I WOULD FARTED
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#41 to #28 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
yeah, they ask how this gets thumbs up, its funny, and reaching out to those who like the military for once, instead of mindless comics which they somehow adjusted to.
yeah, they ask how this gets thumbs up, its funny, and reaching out to those who like the military for once, instead of mindless comics which they somehow adjusted to.
User avatar #114 - MadCapper (02/20/2011) [-]
PRIVATE!
I bet the closest thing to getting a piece of ass you've ever gotten is when your finger broke through the toilet paper!

PRIVATE!
Did you just burp? I thought I smelled penis!

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#27 - editreality (02/20/2011) [-]
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User avatar #33 to #27 - capitalpunishment (02/20/2011) [-]
courage!!
#26 - mrhumperdoodle (02/20/2011) [-]
Yeeeeeaaah.........
User avatar #38 to #26 - HunterAlpha (02/20/2011) [-]
sign me up!
#59 to #26 - ntsevenfour (02/20/2011) [-]
Semper Pie!
#12 - Schwarzenegger (02/19/2011) [-]
YOU'RE SO UGLY YOU COULD BE A MODERN ART MASTERPIECE!
User avatar #120 - SuperSixONE (02/20/2011) [-]
AHHHH! IM GONNA MAKE A HACKYSACK OUT OF YOUR BALLS
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User avatar #82 - xXJoMoMoXx (02/20/2011) [-]
lmao am i the only one who read it all in a southern accent?
#84 to #82 - MassiveMeat (02/20/2011) [-]
I so did. It helps that I'm from the south too, makes it more Authentic. Isn't it strange though, that I'm from the south and they all think I sound like I'm from the north?
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User avatar #63 to #49 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
some of the quotes are from the same guy actually
also yeah jackwagon is now my favorite word
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User avatar #87 to #86 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
WHERE MAYBE WE CAN FIND SOME CONFIDENCE FOR YOU...
YA JACKWAGON
lol i love it
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#77 to #39 - anon (02/20/2011) [-]
Now just who the hell do you think you are
User avatar #29 - thecatholic (02/20/2011) [-]
well, im not gay, so i must have horns. HOLY **** I DO!!!
User avatar #24 - Dfurg (02/20/2011) [-]
Lol +1
User avatar #16 - MrEpicwill (02/20/2011) [-]
Inevitable Front page is inevitable..

Its like A movie sequel..
Even if it is **** , You still get the cheap cash in from fanboys who want to see it.
User avatar #1 - gothman (02/19/2011) [-]
i have a friend going to Marine boot camp right now....i should probably not send this to him
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User avatar #3 to #2 - gothman (02/19/2011) [-]
you sure? hes probably going to hate me when he gets back
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User avatar #5 to #4 - gothman (02/19/2011) [-]
ok....ill have my friend, Big Mike put it in with his next letter
User avatar #14 to #5 - superjames (02/20/2011) [-]
better hope the DI doesnt see it
User avatar #19 to #14 - gothman (02/20/2011) [-]
both him and another friend told me not to
#42 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
If you guys have any ideas for part 3, leave a comment please.
If you guys have any ideas for part 3, leave a comment please.
User avatar #51 to #42 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
up at 0400
the 0 stands for 0 my god it's early

why on god's green earth are you smiling like a faggot on a dick tree

you are about as useful as a busted rubber recruit

your going to push until my damn arms are tired

i have more if you'd like
User avatar #55 to #51 - ChaoticEvilReborn (02/20/2011) [-]
>You're* going to puch until my arms are tired
>You're...my
OH GOD.
Heres one my Drill Sergeant used

(raining like all hell in 40 degree weather.)
IT'S SUNNY AND 80 PRIVATE, WE'RE GOING FOR A WALK (at 3:30 in the ******* morning)
User avatar #57 to #55 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
sorry about the grammar thing
i'm a future history major english is not my thing
i'm not a real marine yet but i'm depped in i can't wait
User avatar #72 to #57 - ChaoticEvilReborn (02/20/2011) [-]
Don't worry, common error.
Easily Avoided common error.
User avatar #61 to #57 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
moar please?
User avatar #62 to #61 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
aye aye sir

Emergency head call - Well sound your god damn siren and go recruit

i fought in kuwait and baghdad - what the **** did you do today 'cruit

flippity flop mob stob - (basicaly the DI calling platoon halt)

you have 30 seconds - 30 25 13 4 your done!
User avatar #67 to #42 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
if you use any i canz haz deds?
#43 to #42 - anon (02/20/2011) [-]
Those things still creep the **** out of me.
User avatar #44 to #43 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
thank you anon :D
User avatar #45 to #42 - CptSoapMacTavish (02/20/2011) [-]
"You look pretty tall private, I didn't know they stacked **** up that high!"

"Who's the slimy little communist **** , twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?"
User avatar #46 to #45 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
hello soap, but still its in full metal jacket. wanna be more original.
#6 - anon (02/19/2011) [-]
My dad saw this, he laughed his ass off.

He was a Sergeant Major of the Army, the highest enlisted rank.
User avatar #7 to #6 - LeSquirt (02/19/2011) [-]
lol, tell your dad he has all my respect.
User avatar #15 - deenteh (02/20/2011) [-]
"i bet you could suck a golf ball threw a garden hose" is from a 19's movie called major payne
User avatar #22 to #15 - jizzedinyourcoffee (02/20/2011) [-]
It's from full metal jacket.
User avatar #23 to #22 - deenteh (02/20/2011) [-]
1. it could possibly be form both who said it first im not sure.. 2. you have a epic name my good sir.
#25 to #23 - anon (02/20/2011) [-]
major payne didnt curse because it was a kids movie, still pretty funny though.
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