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#107 - philliyoMLB ONLINE
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(02/20/2011) [-]
Most of these are from Full Metal Jacket.
#105 - pnkflydfn
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(02/20/2011) [-]
thats hotter than a brass monkey's ass on a tin roof in the middle of july
#28 - Chasti **User deleted account**
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#41 to #28 - LeSquirt [OP]
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(02/20/2011) [-]
yeah, they ask how this gets thumbs up, its funny, and reaching out to those who like the military for once, instead of mindless comics which they somehow adjusted to.
yeah, they ask how this gets thumbs up, its funny, and reaching out to those who like the military for once, instead of mindless comics which they somehow adjusted to.
#114 - MadCapper
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(02/20/2011) [-]
PRIVATE!
I bet the closest thing to getting a piece of ass you've ever gotten is when your finger broke through the toilet paper!

PRIVATE!
Did you just burp? I thought I smelled penis!

#82 - xXJoMoMoXx
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(02/20/2011) [-]
lmao am i the only one who read it all in a southern accent?
#84 to #82 - MassiveMeat
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(02/20/2011) [-]
I so did. It helps that I'm from the south too, makes it more Authentic. Isn't it strange though, that I'm from the south and they all think I sound like I'm from the north?
#66 - therake **User deleted account**
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#27 - editreality
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(02/20/2011) [-]
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#33 to #27 - capitalpunishment
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(02/20/2011) [-]
courage!!
#26 - mrhumperdoodle
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(02/20/2011) [-]
Yeeeeeaaah.........
#38 to #26 - HunterAlpha
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(02/20/2011) [-]
sign me up!
#59 to #26 - ntsevenfour
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(02/20/2011) [-]
Semper Pie!
#15 - deenteh
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(02/20/2011) [-]
"i bet you could suck a golf ball threw a garden hose" is from a 19's movie called major payne
#22 to #15 - jizzedinyourcoffee
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(02/20/2011) [-]
It's from full metal jacket.
#23 to #22 - deenteh
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(02/20/2011) [-]
1. it could possibly be form both who said it first im not sure.. 2. you have a epic name my good sir.
#25 to #23 - anon
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(02/20/2011) [-]
major payne didnt curse because it was a kids movie, still pretty funny though.
#12 - Schwarzenegger
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(02/19/2011) [-]
YOU'RE SO UGLY YOU COULD BE A MODERN ART MASTERPIECE!
#6 - anon
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(02/19/2011) [-]
My dad saw this, he laughed his ass off.

He was a Sergeant Major of the Army, the highest enlisted rank.
#7 to #6 - LeSquirt [OP]
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(02/19/2011) [-]
lol, tell your dad he has all my respect.
#119 - calicali **User deleted account**
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#117 - Stationbomber
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(02/20/2011) [-]
is it just me or did three or four of these come from full metal jacket?
#111 - maryroo
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(02/20/2011) [-]
I am from Texas so that last picture was a it unnerving... (Steer)
#49 - BeardedSavage **User deleted account**
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#63 to #49 - ninjapwnyourmom
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(02/20/2011) [-]
some of the quotes are from the same guy actually
also yeah jackwagon is now my favorite word
#86 to #63 - BeardedSavage **User deleted account**
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#87 to #86 - ninjapwnyourmom
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(02/20/2011) [-]
WHERE MAYBE WE CAN FIND SOME CONFIDENCE FOR YOU...
YA JACKWAGON
lol i love it
#88 to #87 - BeardedSavage **User deleted account**
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#42 - LeSquirt [OP]
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(02/20/2011) [-]
If you guys have any ideas for part 3, leave a comment please.
If you guys have any ideas for part 3, leave a comment please.
#51 to #42 - ninjapwnyourmom
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(02/20/2011) [-]
up at 0400
the 0 stands for 0 my god it's early

why on god's green earth are you smiling like a faggot on a dick tree

you are about as useful as a busted rubber recruit

your going to push until my damn arms are tired

i have more if you'd like
#55 to #51 - ChaoticEvilReborn
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(02/20/2011) [-]
>You're* going to puch until my arms are tired
>You're...my
OH GOD.
Heres one my Drill Sergeant used

(raining like all hell in 40 degree weather.)
IT'S SUNNY AND 80 PRIVATE, WE'RE GOING FOR A WALK (at 3:30 in the ******* morning)
#57 to #55 - ninjapwnyourmom
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sorry about the grammar thing
i'm a future history major english is not my thing
i'm not a real marine yet but i'm depped in i can't wait
#72 to #57 - ChaoticEvilReborn
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(02/20/2011) [-]
Don't worry, common error.
Easily Avoided common error.
#61 to #57 - LeSquirt [OP]
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(02/20/2011) [-]
moar please?
#62 to #61 - ninjapwnyourmom
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(02/20/2011) [-]
aye aye sir

Emergency head call - Well sound your god damn siren and go recruit

i fought in kuwait and baghdad - what the **** did you do today 'cruit

flippity flop mob stob - (basicaly the DI calling platoon halt)

you have 30 seconds - 30 25 13 4 your done!
#67 to #42 - ninjapwnyourmom
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(02/20/2011) [-]
if you use any i canz haz deds?
#43 to #42 - anon
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(02/20/2011) [-]
Those things still creep the **** out of me.
#44 to #43 - LeSquirt [OP]
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(02/20/2011) [-]
thank you anon :D
#45 to #42 - CptSoapMacTavish
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(02/20/2011) [-]
"You look pretty tall private, I didn't know they stacked **** up that high!"

"Who's the slimy little communist ****, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?"
#46 to #45 - LeSquirt [OP]
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(02/20/2011) [-]
hello soap, but still its in full metal jacket. wanna be more original.
#29 - thecatholic
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(02/20/2011) [-]
well, im not gay, so i must have horns. HOLY **** I DO!!!
#24 - Dfurg
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(02/20/2011) [-]
Lol +1
#16 - MrEpicwill
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(02/20/2011) [-]
Inevitable Front page is inevitable..

Its like A movie sequel..
Even if it is ****, You still get the cheap cash in from fanboys who want to see it.
#1 - gothman
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(02/19/2011) [-]
i have a friend going to Marine boot camp right now....i should probably not send this to him
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#3 to #2 - gothman
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(02/19/2011) [-]
you sure? hes probably going to hate me when he gets back
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#5 to #4 - gothman
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(02/19/2011) [-]
ok....ill have my friend, Big Mike put it in with his next letter
#14 to #5 - superjames
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(02/20/2011) [-]
better hope the DI doesnt see it
#19 to #14 - gothman
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(02/20/2011) [-]
both him and another friend told me not to