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#105 - PathofPain **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#326 - taila (01/17/2011) [-]
I sense this guys name is Rhys
#331 to #326 - viperthree (01/17/2011) [-]
Indeed, it is.
#332 to #331 - taila (01/17/2011) [-]
Wtf how did you know O_O
#333 to #332 - viperthree (01/17/2011) [-]
Because I'm Rhys.
#335 to #333 - taila (01/17/2011) [-]
**********		 for life
********** for life
#338 to #335 - viperthree (01/17/2011) [-]
Here is a pet Rock to console you.
#352 to #338 - CptPepper (01/17/2011) [-]
your pet rock is now DIAMONDS!
#342 to #338 - taila (01/17/2011) [-]
This ******** disease keeps bringn back flash backs
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#185 - BHAC **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #177 - tok (01/17/2011) [-]
I want metal played at mine. And then a rave afterwards.
User avatar #198 to #177 - TokixWartooth (01/17/2011) [-]
Sounds like my Wedding. There's gonna be a mosh pit. xD
User avatar #200 to #198 - TokixWartooth (01/17/2011) [-]
*Future wedding.
#167 - aeroxotl (01/17/2011) [-]
For my funeral, I want Spider Bro to be the head-speaker at it, speaking in Pig-Latin. I also want the entire room to be black and dark, with Glow-In-the-Dark stars/planets taped all around the room, while people Hum "Trololo" whilst holding glowy sticks.

If anything within my demands does not occur, I will grow a 13-inch-dick and shred Jesus's man-hole while I shall be in heaven.
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#124 - kodabehr **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#99 - OMEGALtroll (01/17/2011) [-]
Pure awesome-sauce
Pure awesome-sauce
#61 - lexiboowho (01/16/2011) [-]
this post has made me laugh harder than I have in a long time on Funnyjunk... thank you kind stranger
User avatar #363 to #61 - viperthree (01/17/2011) [-]
You're quite welcome. Thanks for the thumbs.
User avatar #75 to #61 - ljlightfire (01/17/2011) [-]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ag82wNXjYA
this is one of the funnyest things i found on funnyjunk (i couldnt find it again but heres the same vid)
User avatar #58 - MOTHERFKINGMOO (01/16/2011) [-]
When I die, I wanted to be blasted to Uranus.

That way, when people ask,"What happened to Jordan?" They'll sya, "He's on Uranus...."
User avatar #47 - elcreepo (01/16/2011) [-]
I want my body to be strung up and hung above my grave until it's a skeleton, then I want it sold piece by piece to collectors.

I also want five graves that say "here lies he who died of snoo snoo," but one can never be that lucky.
User avatar #53 to #47 - hannofwar (01/16/2011) [-]
futurama reference?is so i totally want to die of that... lol
User avatar #54 to #53 - elcreepo (01/16/2011) [-]
Yup, and I'm fairly certain it's every man on this planet's dream to die of it.
User avatar #115 to #54 - hannofwar (01/17/2011) [-]
dude im a girl lol
#118 to #115 - elcreepo (01/17/2011) [-]
And here would be a perfect opportunity to say something sexist.   
  
However being the gentleman that I am, you get a picture.
And here would be a perfect opportunity to say something sexist.

However being the gentleman that I am, you get a picture.
User avatar #255 to #118 - hannofwar (01/17/2011) [-]
lol
#20 - skullzorz (01/16/2011) [-]
i want  
live and let die- Paul McCartney  
played live at my funeral!
i want
live and let die- Paul McCartney
played live at my funeral!
#12 - jogz (01/16/2011) [-]
I want my funeral to be on the Howard Stern show. I want a 			*******		 Sybian on my 			*************		 coffin!! Then I want either Sasha Grey or Asa Akira to sit on the 			******		 and stay there until they cum!!
I want my funeral to be on the Howard Stern show. I want a ******* Sybian on my ************* coffin!! Then I want either Sasha Grey or Asa Akira to sit on the ****** and stay there until they cum!!
#328 to #319 - longduckdong (01/17/2011) [-]
love that game, biker dads like son your adobted when he falls off
#208 - twatgobbler (01/17/2011) [-]
there some crazy **** up in here
User avatar #274 to #234 - poetsofthefall (01/17/2011) [-]
Interior Crocodile Alligator I drive a Chevrolet Movie Theater.
#348 - anon (01/17/2011) [-]
Hehe. My name is blocked with purple. How fitting\.
#349 to #348 - fucksticks (01/17/2011) [-]
It's empty.
#351 to #349 - anon (01/17/2011) [-]
Likewise, kind stranger.
#354 to #353 - anon (01/17/2011) [-]
#46 - maaadtv (01/16/2011) [-]
thumbed down, i hope funnyjunk burns
User avatar #51 to #46 - elcreepo (01/16/2011) [-]
Let the feeding commence!
User avatar #52 to #46 - Nekatroz (01/16/2011) [-]
Why?
#76 to #46 - anon (01/17/2011) [-]
Oh, so you want to have a copy of FunnyJunk in CD format for yourself?
User avatar #72 to #46 - FattyMcDoogle (01/17/2011) [-]
Obvious troll is obvious
User avatar #50 to #46 - JasonHawk (01/16/2011) [-]
He maaad.
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