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User avatar #116 - Superleggera (11/17/2010) [-]
True story: One time I was fapping with a fleshlight. Then all of a sudden my mom calls me. I say COMING. Then I came
#153 to #116 - Rascal (11/17/2010) [-]
*flashlight

sorry =(
#171 to #153 - Amardrius (11/17/2010) [-]
Gotta love retarded wanna-be grammar Nazis.
#194 to #153 - Rascal (11/17/2010) [-]
why would a person fap with a flash light....
Or even how to do it?
User avatar #380 - quiggles (11/18/2010) [-]
Masturbating is like procrastinating, you tell yourself after your done that its the last time youll ever do it
User avatar #389 to #380 - GentlemanTroll (11/18/2010) [-]
So it's...

Procrasterbating...
User avatar #397 to #389 - FJrulez (11/18/2010) [-]
That's an actual term. Urbandictionary it.
#400 to #397 - GentlemanTroll (11/18/2010) [-]
I didn't know that...
User avatar #393 to #380 - BooRadley (11/18/2010) [-]
Nah dude, it's like procrastinating because it's fun at first, but in the end you realize you just ****** yourself.
#399 to #393 - NodakJoTwentyTen (11/18/2010) [-]
If I could give you an internet sir I would
#430 to #399 - willymcmilly (02/25/2014) [-]
CANCER
User avatar #320 - oOUnrealshrimpOo (11/18/2010) [-]
Fapping: OMG THIS IS SO SEXY! YEAH, YEAH MAKE HER EAT IT, OH **** , I'M CUMMING, AHHHHH!!!!!!

After Fapping: aw that's disgusting! don't put that in your mouth! oh that's nasty!
#362 to #320 - potheadstewie (11/18/2010) [-]
Oh Thats Just Nasty...
#178 to #111 - Rascal (11/17/2010) [-]
pedobear!!!!!!!! we got fresh meat for you
User avatar #437 to #185 - DemonMatt (11/18/2010) [-]
Wait, what?
#318 - Rainmon (11/17/2010) [-]
I Can Not Argue With This.
#189 - DethSlayr (11/17/2010) [-]
After....
#340 - TheDinoIsBack (11/18/2010) [-]
after:

OH GOD WHAT DID I JUST WATCH
User avatar #41 - snowpops (11/17/2010) [-]
before fapping: imma watch some porn its a normal thing

after: from this day forth I john jacob jinkle heiner smith will never watch porn again

NEXT DAY

imma watch some porn
User avatar #100 to #41 - yourgrandmother (11/17/2010) [-]
Hey what a coincidence that's my name.
User avatar #133 to #100 - mcbee (11/17/2010) [-]
There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!
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#307 to #293 - tackyface (11/17/2010) [-]
Wow thanks for stealing my pic.
#326 to #307 - Valkodu (11/18/2010) [-]
Did you make it? GASP! No?!
Then it's not ******* yours.
#332 to #293 - Rascal (11/18/2010) [-]
User avatar #345 to #273 - Infernal (11/18/2010) [-]
If God never wanted us to Masterbate, he never would've given us thumbs.
User avatar #438 to #345 - swisscheeseluver (11/20/2010) [-]
just thumbs? you need all of it good sir.
#325 to #273 - TheTypoPoopcicle (11/18/2010) [-]
and den Jee-zuz said to Say-tan, " **** YOU! I AM THE SON OF GOD!"

and that unclean son of a bytch replied, "Well **** ..." as his unholy ass sank back into the abyss.
User avatar #24 - AngelPwnz (11/17/2010) [-]
Before: Love porn!

After: OH THE GUILT! WHAT WOULD MY MOTHER SAY!? IM SUCH A FAILURE!
#26 to #24 - vynillabear (11/17/2010) [-]
SO TRUE
User avatar #42 to #24 - snowpops (11/17/2010) [-]
true dat
#55 to #24 - Rascal (11/17/2010) [-]
you think about your mom after fapping? thats pretty sick man
#71 to #55 - lapinrieska (11/17/2010) [-]
I think of my mother during fapping...
#240 to #71 - AngelPwnz (11/17/2010) [-]
I think of your mother too
User avatar #342 - iTZaLiVE (11/18/2010) [-]
Before: "Damn I'm so horny I think I'll fap 3 times!!!"
After: "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
#338 - JayRizzleDizzle (11/18/2010) [-]
After fapping:


"I fapped to this???!!!"
#212 - weirdisweird (11/17/2010) [-]
I thought i was the only one...  
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I thought i was the only one...
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#278 to #212 - swisscheeseluver (11/17/2010) [-]
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#220 to #212 - rugbyfan (11/17/2010) [-]
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#230 to #220 - MidgetInABikini (11/17/2010) [-]
Gif unrelated as well
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#255 to #230 - xBmooooe (11/17/2010) [-]
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#264 to #255 - shmeggy (11/17/2010) [-]
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#310 to #264 - Mateovinece (11/17/2010) [-]
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#225 to #220 - Rascal (11/17/2010) [-]
SHANE DAWSON FTW!
#241 to #225 - Rascal (11/17/2010) [-]
Shane Dawson is a total faggot....queer
#172 - coolcow (11/17/2010) [-]
lol im not alone, ill watch some hard core anal dp 69 with a horse and a goat and while im watching it ill be like this is awesome but when i finish( if you know what i mean) i look at and say wtf that nasty
lol im not alone, ill watch some hard core anal dp 69 with a horse and a goat and while im watching it ill be like this is awesome but when i finish( if you know what i mean) i look at and say wtf that nasty
User avatar #180 to #172 - Theemannification (11/17/2010) [-]
Exactly! We must not be alone, my friend.
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#179 to #108 - Rascal (11/17/2010) [-]
i started fapping when i was 10  
  
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i started fapping when i was 10

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User avatar #119 to #108 - smilleykillz (11/17/2010) [-]
you look 8
#113 to #108 - IcyTyrant (11/17/2010) [-]
You'll find out soon enough
#117 to #113 - MisfitsFan (11/17/2010) [-]
How soon will he find out?
#123 to #117 - IcyTyrant (11/17/2010) [-]
Uhhh... i dunno... in a few years i guess....
#126 to #123 - IcyTyrant (11/17/2010) [-]
Oh! I get it
Its funny because you're pedo-bear
#125 to #123 - MisfitsFan (11/17/2010) [-]
But he'll be too old by then!
#86 - Obscurity (11/17/2010) [-]
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STEPS TO FAPPING

1. Find something of epic erotic-ness.

2. Attempt to abstain from fapping; fail.
#87 to #86 - Obscurity (11/17/2010) [-]
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3. Give in. Fap like **** .
#90 to #87 - Obscurity (11/17/2010) [-]
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4. Denial.

"DID I SERIOUSLY FAP TO THIS? WHAT THE **** O_______O"
#97 to #94 - Rascal (11/17/2010) [-]
6. PROFIT
#173 to #97 - usedtobeemo (11/17/2010) [-]
7. confusion
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