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#99 - switchevf
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(10/15/2010) [-]
Doesn't Flammable mean it will combust and Inflammable mean it's Non-combustable. Meaning they don't mean the same thing at all.
#102 to #99 - anon
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(10/15/2010) [-]
no inflammable means will inflame thus is flammable
#158 to #99 - omeglepwner
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(10/15/2010) [-]
flammable means it will burn eg diesel
inflammable means it will explode eg petrol
#104 to #99 - Dazywu
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#128 - Ilovelangston
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One people squint there eyes because when you do tha its lke zooming out your eyes to see and when you squint you make your eyes better. Read  a book
One people squint there eyes because when you do tha its lke zooming out your eyes to see and when you squint you make your eyes better. Read a book
#144 to #128 - GnarKill
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#133 to #128 - swanseajack
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#87 - TheInvestigator
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I don't know if anyone already commented on this but, for #6, i think it comes from a certain programming language where A=1, B=2 and so on. Not certain about this though.
#111 to #87 - Regiathius
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(10/15/2010) [-]
Hmm you try to explain something and get thumbed down? Welcome to FJ.
#118 to #111 - TheInvestigator
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(10/15/2010) [-]
hahaha, yeh i know, oh well
#138 to #87 - anon
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******* ABCs CAME FROM ******* LATIN THAT WAS ******* AROUND FOR ******* LIKE 2000 YEARS BEFORE GODDAMN COMPUTERS AND GODDAMN PROGRAMMING. ******* WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU YOUR RETARD. GODDAMN. HOW GODDAMN STUPID ARE PEOPLE? ******* STUPID ASS QUESTIONS IN OP AND STUPID ASS ANSWERS BELOW. YOUR COMMENT IS SO UNBELIEVABLY IGNORANT. WHAT THE ******* HELL. WHAT. THE. *******. HELL. THE REASON YOU GOT GODDAMN THUMBED DOWN BECAUSE YOUR RESPONSE WAS SO GOD ************* DAMN STUPID. ITS IN THAT ******* ORDER BECAUSE SOME ROMAN ******** DECIDED IT WOULD BE THAT WAY. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. WHAT COULD HAVE POSSIBLY MADE YOU THINK THAT THE ALPHABET WAS BASED ON ******* PROGRAMMING?!?!?

GTFO ********************************.
#163 to #138 - TheInvestigator
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(10/15/2010) [-]
While i do know that the alphabet is from years ago, however, the question you should ask yourself is Were they in that order back then? or When were they put in that order? and i never said that it was right.
#75 - Dennycrumbubble
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(10/15/2010) [-]
1. You're squeezing the inability to see out of your eyes.
2. Yes, except it's called booze.
3. The people inside aren't as important as the box.
4. Yes, and a fly with one ear pierced would be called a fag.
5. It's not an expiration date, it just tells you when it starts to taste awesome.
6. Potato
7. Because nobody wants to work in a "built."
8. See question 6.
9. Trick question: adam and eve are are childrens' story characters. IRRELEVANT
10. No refunds.
#76 to #75 - NYNick
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(10/15/2010) [-]
5. Because certain states have laws saying any consumable product must have an expiration date.
#100 to #75 - anon
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(10/15/2010) [-]
STFU
#79 to #75 - seanseven
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3. No, because if it was made of the same material the plane would be too heavy to fly
#85 to #79 - anon
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(10/15/2010) [-]
Who else thought of Fairly Odd Parents?
Cuz I remember this from one episode.
#80 to #75 - timidotter
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(10/15/2010) [-]
3. the black box material is too heavy.
#81 to #80 - Dennycrumbubble
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(10/15/2010) [-]
so..nobody knows the difference between a joke and seriousness now, huh?
#83 to #81 - tehGoose
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(10/15/2010) [-]
Jokes are funny. Through the process of elimination, these are all serious.
#82 to #81 - timidotter
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(10/15/2010) [-]
nope, not me. :)
#77 to #75 - thelazycamper **User deleted account**
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(10/15/2010) [-]
1. its focusing the lens in your eye, but squeezing it
#123 - superkaioken **User deleted account**
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(10/15/2010) [-]
this post was good until i read 500 for more. thumb bitch
#115 - cph
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#112 - LoLgenerator
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1) Focuses the eyes
2) trollface.jpg
3) The black box is made out of very dense and heavy metal, the plane would weigh a few tons more and would not fly if it was all made out of the metal
4) Well why the **** not?
5) There is always bacteria in water, and if given a long enough period of time, the bacteria will spread enough that it will contaminate the water
6) Dude what
7) Ummmmm......
8) Errrrr.....
9) Christianity already has enough flaws, you get the picture
10) Have you ever had roadrunner before? ***** delicious
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#2 - SuperSquirrely
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#6 to #2 - Kreetycal [OP]
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(10/14/2010) [-]
thank you very much!
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#12 - anon
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(10/14/2010) [-]
for the people who believe the "adam and eve" crap is crap . i love you. woooooo atheism
#20 to #12 - anon
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right, and we are all inbred. but isnt incest a sin? whaaaa paradox mother *******.
#142 - shisno
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#21 - anon
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Inflammable is a special word.

The word "flammable" originally didn't exist; only "inflammable" was used. (it meant that something could catch on fire easily)

However, because more and more foreign people moving into the US, trying to learn English, the word "inflammable" was confusing since "in-" normally means "not" and inflammable should mean the opposite of what it does, so people just started using "flammable."
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#161 - anon
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5.) (Continued)...but after a thousand years, everybody has gotten used to the way the alphabet is arranged, so why change it? (Incidently, the term "alphabet" comes from the first two letters of the GREEK alphabet: "alpha" and "beta." Why? I have no idea!)
6.) A past tense in the present tense? Why are doctors and lawyers referred to as "practicing their profession?" What are they practicing for?
7.) Because since the 1940's most of us silly Americans can't seem to tell the difference between "in" and "un."
8.) Theologists argue that yes, Adam and Eve did have navels because they were the "prototype" for all future humans and all humans would have navels, etc. etc.
9.) It's just a cartoon.
#160 - big tater
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(10/15/2010) [-]
1. Less area, more focus.
2. Yes.
3. No, because then the plane couldn't fly... Also SOMETHING can destroy that box.
4.sure.
5.The plastic from the bottle "erodes" into the water, contaminating it therefore making it undrinkable.
6. Because you touch yourself at night.
7. Good question...
8. Another good question.
9. No, because that's a "folklore" story... You will also now realize they had 3 boys as children.
10. Ha.
#159 - anon
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(10/15/2010) [-]
1.) Squinting is a bad habit, but people think that somehow it will "focus" their eyes like a camera lens. I don't think it really does.
2.) Never mind "homework", why isn't that teacher trying to find some sort of Assistance for that homeless child and his/her family?
3.) As the late, great George Carlin put it: "We have an animal called 'the fly' but we don't have an animal called 'the walk'. You think that would have come first."
4.) Technically, water itself has NO expiration date. The expiration date on the bottles is soley for rotation of stock.
5.) It took a thousand years for the Latin/Roman/English alphabet to be "frozen" in the order it is now. Some have suggested rearanging it and/or eliminating a few letters...
#157 - thefunnyside
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(10/15/2010) [-]
I can answer one of those questions!

Adam and Eve didn't have bellybuttons cuz god made them!!
#161 to #157 - gaybananaman ONLINE
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So god ****** himself and gave birth to 2 people?
#162 to #161 - thefunnyside
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First of all, I posted this in 2010

Second, have you read the bible?
#156 - anamaguchi
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(10/15/2010) [-]
the black box thing is cause its a much heavier metal that would not be able to fly
and people squint their eyes because it lowers their field of vision increasing the focus on the objects still seen
#155 - apocolypseheaven
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(10/15/2010) [-]
After water sits for so long it can take on the plastic taste...blah!
#152 - colourfulify
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(10/15/2010) [-]
1, 5, 6, 7, and 8.
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