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User avatar #109 - mephistesulfurion (01/22/2014) [-]
CLUBS: Where intelligence goes to die.
User avatar #98 - formidableguy (01/20/2014) [-]
Then dont go to clubs

Its not a difficult concept, if you enjoy something, and dont have to do it, then dont do it.
Dont claim your hatred and then continue because you look like a total wanker.
User avatar #100 to #98 - formidableguy (01/20/2014) [-]
dont enjoy*
#97 - budva (01/20/2014) [-]
Now if you drop your ******** and turn to your left or right there are some juicy sloots that need ruining
#96 - mytwocents (01/20/2014) [-]
also hates clubs
User avatar #92 - Sterski (01/20/2014) [-]
#91 - stinki (01/20/2014) [-]
You guys always give me the feeling that enjoying clubs is weird
User avatar #93 to #91 - fizzor (01/20/2014) [-]
It's not. It's just not for everyone, and Funnyjunk seems to be the place for people who mostly don't enjoy clubbing. I've been at a few clubs, **** was pretty fun and all, but I still prefer bars and pubs. Mostly because they are (usually) more quiet, drinks aren't so goddamn expensive, and I can buy something to eat, too.
#94 to #93 - stinki (01/20/2014) [-]
i do really enjoy those busy clubs but i agree that its also fun to be able to communicate with each other without screaming your lungs out
#90 - anonymous (01/20/2014) [-]
#95 to #90 - mytwocents (01/20/2014) [-]
oh my gawd...
#89 - atomicman (01/20/2014) [-]
I've been to a club twice and both times someone came up to me asking if I wanted to get into a fight(both were clearly drunk).   
I've been to a club twice and both times someone came up to me asking if I wanted to get into a fight(both were clearly drunk).

#83 - Jameshaich (01/20/2014) [-]
This must be made by someone who has went to a club once, sober.
I've been out quite a lot. And I'm not the best at socializing. But if you go with a few close friends, have a drink or two and start moving around, it gets quite fun.
Also, i've never seen people taking selfies on the dancefloor.
#82 - gaffateip (01/20/2014) [-]
Mfw I was out drinking with the guys from Work on Friday
#81 - riggyrigs (01/20/2014) [-]
bleh, im bored. story time.
>saturday, gotta go at a club with group of friends. 3 femanons and 4 anons including me.
>we go in, its pretty early so club is pretty empty
>we buy a bottle of whisky and drink it while waiting for people to come in
>one of the femanons get drunk as **** and start flashing boobs to random dudes
>second femanon start kissing a different person every 4 minutes
>i start dancing with third femanon, who i have a crush on, we kiss for a good 3 minutes
>i leave her to breath some fresh air
>one of the 3 anons is totally hammered, about to throw up (he's homo)
>throws up on me
>tries to kiss me
>i tell him to sit the **** down and stay there until he's fine
>go back in the club
>find crush being caught in a sandwich by 2 douches
>she ends up in toilet giving them blowjobs
>last 2 anons, basically bros, are just drinking
>join them
>we leave the women and the homo and drive home pretty early

one of the worst night of my life.
#104 to #81 - mytwocents (01/20/2014) [-]
classic story.
and that's why imho $ 20 for drinks are worth every damn cent.
#99 to #81 - budva (01/20/2014) [-]
Serves you right for leaving her when she was there for the taking... amateur error that
#102 to #99 - riggyrigs (01/20/2014) [-]
thanks for your support, appreciated
#79 - newpolitics (01/20/2014) [-]
walk into the club like
walk into the club like
#78 - herbolifee (01/20/2014) [-]
Then don't go to the club.
#71 - inuares (01/20/2014) [-]
well screw you too Stephen Stills.
User avatar #69 - loonquawl (01/20/2014) [-]
I will take the arcade with the bar inside over any club 100% of the time.
**** clubs, I don't like people enough for that **** .
#74 to #69 - thepenname (01/20/2014) [-]
My roomie turned 21 tonight, so after hitting up our first bar together, he mentioned we should go to the barcade. I got all excited like, "Oh **** , you mean a bar with a video arcade?" And he said, "Nah, just pool and darts and stuff."

I guess that's still sorta cool, I guess.

But Metal Slug with a Fat Tire in my hand would be way more awesome.
User avatar #65 - herpderpstrom (01/20/2014) [-]
OP seems boring
User avatar #63 - wafflecat (01/20/2014) [-]
#62 - anonymous (01/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #50 - downontheupside (01/20/2014) [-]
It's funny yet sad how 90% of the people my age think that clubbing is the only way to have fun on a friday night
#101 to #50 - anonymous (01/20/2014) [-]
ITT complete lies that have made up facts to try and substantiate the claims. *******
#75 to #50 - thepenname (01/20/2014) [-]
Some nights clubbing would be more ******* fun than board games, which is all I got to enjoy most my freshman year.

Don't get me wrong, I like board games, ranging from family games to a bit of Catan. But during freshman year, most my friends on the floor barely ever wanted to do anything else besides watch movies or play board games. There was a cafe we'd go to pretty often, but some weekends I just wanted to go do something outside my comfort zone. Y'know, socialize with people I wouldn't normally meet, do something stupid, flirt with new and exciting ladies -- **** like that. I understand the value of a casual, sober night with your floormates, and I definitely don't want to be one of those people who thinks the only way to have fun is to get smashed. But damn is partying a good way to blow off steam every once in a while.

Fortunately I've managed to go to a handful of parties starting sophomore year, but I wish I'd gotten into some more shenanigans when I was still in the dorms.
#76 to #75 - thepenname (01/20/2014) [-]
I should add I haven't been to a proper club yet actually. House parties, yes; a club, no. Bar? Actually, my roomie turns 21 today, so after midnight (four hours ago) my roomie, his girlfriend and I went to a bar he'd had his eye on since our freshman year. Wasn't super eventful since we were just getting a drink each (two for my roomie, actually), but still a nice time.

Anyway, I know parties are great, but maybe clubs (as your post actually deals with, downontheupside) would be a bit much. I mainly like parties when I'm able to chat with people while gradually getting drunk. Maybe a club would be too noisy and crowded for me to get a sort of experience I'd enjoy. Or maybe I'd be down for bouncing around, getting sweaty and grinding on random bitches. I 'unno. Need to give it a try. Except the bitches part, 'cause I have a girlfriend. Same goes for me mentioning girls in my original comment. That was from the perspective of me in my freshman year when I had just broken up with a girl back in my hometown.
User avatar #66 to #50 - Gandalfthewhite (01/20/2014) [-]
i kind of want to go but it's only my girl mates that go and i'm just not willing to look like the gay best friend
User avatar #64 to #50 - captainthunderfart (01/20/2014) [-]
It's not always about the "Clubbing" experience really. When i go out, it's cause friends are, and i just, wanna have a good time with them. I don't really see why it's a bad thing.
User avatar #70 to #64 - viperish (01/20/2014) [-]
That's exactly it. You want to spend some quality time with them but at clubs you can't even hold a conversation since the music is so loud.. Basically all you can do is drink cheap booze and bounce around the dancefloor.

Usually what I end up doing is chilling on my seat drinking and thinking about stuff which results in my friends telling how boring I am and that I should be there sweating and harassing fat, unintelligent garbage that some might call girls. Not that my friends are hitting on them either, most have girlfriends or are just too damn beta. So why even bother?

Clubs are okay when going every once in a while but since these idiots dont seem to enjoy anything else I'm forced to decline these events or just sit somewhere getting bored out of my mind.
User avatar #72 to #70 - captainthunderfart (01/20/2014) [-]
Hey, i'm not saying it's for everyone, i can see that sitting in a corner drinking would be boring as **** . But that's not the point. You don't go out to have poignant conversations, you go out to get drunk and dance. If that's not your cup of tea, fair enough. But it is a lot of people's. I'm not saying everyone should go out clubbing. I'm just saying, don't knock people who do, else you're no better than the "Oh my god, everyone who stays in are nerds with no lives" types of people.
User avatar #59 to #50 - kanduhuskedetder (01/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, and how they judge you for deciding to stay home and play videogames... Don't even tell them you want to read an exciting book instead
User avatar #60 to #59 - taokami (01/20/2014) [-]
That's what I tell them all the time.
#46 - unclebourbon (01/20/2014) [-]
Yeah... Clubs are bad man. I work at plenty of them as security. I'd REALLY like to just see everyone have a good time, but then there are the drunk 						********					 who I have to throw out by force. Da fuq man?
Yeah... Clubs are bad man. I work at plenty of them as security. I'd REALLY like to just see everyone have a good time, but then there are the drunk ******** who I have to throw out by force. Da fuq man?
#53 to #46 - iprobablyhateyou (01/20/2014) [-]
i never drink anymore because of ***** like that, i was sick of being attacked when i was too drunk to fight back.
User avatar #57 to #53 - unclebourbon (01/20/2014) [-]
Yep. My job is to kick those mother ******* out. I quit drinking. But when I was as drinker, I'd drink at home. Made sure I wouldn't do anything stupid.
#48 to #46 - rattygoner (01/20/2014) [-]
i stared at your gif for WAY too long
User avatar #49 to #48 - unclebourbon (01/20/2014) [-]
You're most welcome??
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