clubs. .


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#3 - include (01/19/2014) [-]
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User avatar #36 to #3 - dscrim (01/20/2014) [-]
is that Asianguy jack?
#51 to #3 - danzey (01/20/2014) [-]
Why does it seem to speed up?
User avatar #52 to #3 - fatalkill (01/20/2014) [-]
I need this slowed down
User avatar #68 to #52 - europe (01/20/2014) [-]
It needs to be sped up
#33 - anon (01/20/2014) [-]
Being in a club is like being in a swimming pool, if you want to have fun you have to keep moving.
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#6 - include (01/19/2014) [-]
I think they're okay, this one is my favorite.
#58 to #6 - iloveburzum (01/20/2014) [-]
As modelled.
#40 - mrcollings (01/20/2014) [-]
so do i
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User avatar #16 - nightmaren (01/20/2014) [-]
then don't go to them
User avatar #4 - thechosentroll (01/19/2014) [-]
I like hanging out with friends. I just dislike the smell of vomit and daddy issues.
User avatar #50 - downontheupside (01/20/2014) [-]
It's funny yet sad how 90% of the people my age think that clubbing is the only way to have fun on a friday night
User avatar #59 to #50 - kanduhuskedetder (01/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, and how they judge you for deciding to stay home and play videogames... Don't even tell them you want to read an exciting book instead
User avatar #60 to #59 - taokami (01/20/2014) [-]
That's what I tell them all the time.
User avatar #66 to #50 - Gandalfthewhite (01/20/2014) [-]
i kind of want to go but it's only my girl mates that go and i'm just not willing to look like the gay best friend
#75 to #50 - thepenname (01/20/2014) [-]
Some nights clubbing would be more ******* fun than board games, which is all I got to enjoy most my freshman year.

Don't get me wrong, I like board games, ranging from family games to a bit of Catan. But during freshman year, most my friends on the floor barely ever wanted to do anything else besides watch movies or play board games. There was a cafe we'd go to pretty often, but some weekends I just wanted to go do something outside my comfort zone. Y'know, socialize with people I wouldn't normally meet, do something stupid, flirt with new and exciting ladies -- **** like that. I understand the value of a casual, sober night with your floormates, and I definitely don't want to be one of those people who thinks the only way to have fun is to get smashed. But damn is partying a good way to blow off steam every once in a while.

Fortunately I've managed to go to a handful of parties starting sophomore year, but I wish I'd gotten into some more shenanigans when I was still in the dorms.
#76 to #75 - thepenname (01/20/2014) [-]
I should add I haven't been to a proper club yet actually. House parties, yes; a club, no. Bar? Actually, my roomie turns 21 today, so after midnight (four hours ago) my roomie, his girlfriend and I went to a bar he'd had his eye on since our freshman year. Wasn't super eventful since we were just getting a drink each (two for my roomie, actually), but still a nice time.

Anyway, I know parties are great, but maybe clubs (as your post actually deals with, downontheupside) would be a bit much. I mainly like parties when I'm able to chat with people while gradually getting drunk. Maybe a club would be too noisy and crowded for me to get a sort of experience I'd enjoy. Or maybe I'd be down for bouncing around, getting sweaty and grinding on random bitches. I 'unno. Need to give it a try. Except the bitches part, 'cause I have a girlfriend. Same goes for me mentioning girls in my original comment. That was from the perspective of me in my freshman year when I had just broken up with a girl back in my hometown.
#101 to #50 - anon (01/20/2014) [-]
ITT complete lies that have made up facts to try and substantiate the claims. Faggots
User avatar #64 to #50 - captainthunderfart (01/20/2014) [-]
It's not always about the "Clubbing" experience really. When i go out, it's cause friends are, and i just, wanna have a good time with them. I don't really see why it's a bad thing.
User avatar #70 to #64 - viperish (01/20/2014) [-]
That's exactly it. You want to spend some quality time with them but at clubs you can't even hold a conversation since the music is so loud.. Basically all you can do is drink cheap booze and bounce around the dancefloor.

Usually what I end up doing is chilling on my seat drinking and thinking about stuff which results in my friends telling how boring I am and that I should be there sweating and harassing fat, unintelligent garbage that some might call girls. Not that my friends are hitting on them either, most have girlfriends or are just too damn beta. So why even bother?

Clubs are okay when going every once in a while but since these idiots dont seem to enjoy anything else I'm forced to decline these events or just sit somewhere getting bored out of my mind.
User avatar #72 to #70 - captainthunderfart (01/20/2014) [-]
Hey, i'm not saying it's for everyone, i can see that sitting in a corner drinking would be boring as **** . But that's not the point. You don't go out to have poignant conversations, you go out to get drunk and dance. If that's not your cup of tea, fair enough. But it is a lot of people's. I'm not saying everyone should go out clubbing. I'm just saying, don't knock people who do, else you're no better than the "Oh my god, everyone who stays in are nerds with no lives" types of people.
#78 - herbolifee (01/20/2014) [-]
Then don't go to the club.
#46 - unclebourbon (01/20/2014) [-]
Yeah... Clubs are bad man. I work at plenty of them as security. I'd REALLY like to just see everyone have a good time, but then there are the drunk assholes who I have to throw out by force. Da fuq man?
Yeah... Clubs are bad man. I work at plenty of them as security. I'd REALLY like to just see everyone have a good time, but then there are the drunk assholes who I have to throw out by force. Da fuq man?
User avatar #48 to #46 - rattygoner (01/20/2014) [-]
i stared at your gif for WAY too long
User avatar #49 to #48 - unclebourbon (01/20/2014) [-]
You're most welcome??
#53 to #46 - iprobablyhateyou (01/20/2014) [-]
i never drink anymore because of cunts like that, i was sick of being attacked when i was too drunk to fight back.
User avatar #57 to #53 - unclebourbon (01/20/2014) [-]
Yep. My job is to kick those mother ******* out. I quit drinking. But when I was as drinker, I'd drink at home. Made sure I wouldn't do anything stupid.
User avatar #35 - hellomynameisbill (01/20/2014) [-]
thanks for the FJ parties, admin
User avatar #11 - littlejessicaxox (01/20/2014) [-]
Boring people get bored. Even if clubbing isn't really your thing, if you are a half interesting person you can have fun in most places, let alone a place designed for you to have fun in.
User avatar #80 to #11 - timelordjam (01/20/2014) [-]
I dont like you ._.
User avatar #107 to #80 - littlejessicaxox (01/20/2014) [-]
^^ boring person
User avatar #14 to #11 - wellimnotsure (01/20/2014) [-]
except clubs are just a bunch of people bouncing around to ****** music and sweating on each other, what the **** is fun about that?
#21 to #14 - SrslyWtf (01/20/2014) [-]
Im sure people who go to clubs dont see sitting at home every night, at the computer eating cookie dough and masturbating very fun either, but you have a blast
User avatar #105 to #21 - littlejessicaxox (01/20/2014) [-]
Well, I love clubbing at good clubs that play music that I enjoy (Not all clubs play the same music) and I also enjoy all the things you list here.
#30 to #21 - jaquezable (01/20/2014) [-]
i dont even like cookie dough... maybe i do
User avatar #27 to #21 - arsenymous (01/20/2014) [-]
Are you suggesting that to someone in this known universe, what you just said is not fun to them?
User avatar #106 to #27 - littlejessicaxox (01/20/2014) [-]
What I'm suggesting is that, I have never been to a casino or a bingo hall or comicon in my life, I imagine the people I'd meet there are not the people id usually hang out with and I imagine its not my ideal night out but If I went with my friends I could have a laugh anywhere because I'm not boring.
User avatar #15 to #14 - nightmaren (01/20/2014) [-]
If you can't see the appeal in it, don't go to them. Why should you give a **** if other people enjoy it?
User avatar #108 to #14 - littlejessicaxox (01/20/2014) [-]
In big cities they have different clubs for different music. I went to see my friends in Manchester... one of the clubs I went to was a metal club that played metal music and I went to a club that only played music from the 40s -70s and I went to a club that only played trance. Most clubs play mostly charts music grated but don't generalise.
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#44 - broorb (01/20/2014) [-]
I love clubs. No one gives two ***** about whoever's dancing next to them. Granted, you gotta get drunk otherwise everyone pisses you off, but if the music is fantastic, the atmosphere can be really great. It doesn't have to be about getting off with someone.
User avatar #10 - muffintime (01/20/2014) [-]
All my friends always want to go to clubs... So I go with them and end up having a ****** time. Clubs just aren't my thing, I hate seeing people from high school who you hate and if you hook up with a chick you can't really take them home because you're 19 and live at home and you don't really want to talk to them the next day because it's just weird and there's a good chance they are fugly.

I just like drinking with my boys and playing beer pong and chel 14...
User avatar #84 - wolviewolverine (01/20/2014) [-]
eeh.. kinda.
My friends go often and I come along, but they are boring. I love small business oriented balls or some active activities, like mountainbiking.
Clubs are just too boring and I definitely have tried to enjoy them enough times.
#82 - gaffateip (01/20/2014) [-]
Mfw I was out drinking with the guys from Work on Friday
#45 - icanhasaccount ONLINE (01/20/2014) [-]
i love how this picture SAYS he hates clubs but it suggests he just hates stupid swag whores
#55 to #45 - anon (01/20/2014) [-]
and are you trying to imply that nerdy and socially withdrawn people go to the clubs?

it really is mostly swaggots in the clubs
#56 to #55 - icanhasaccount ONLINE (01/20/2014) [-]
clubs and society has a way or tricking you into going a few times in your life trust me on this
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