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clever siri

Find me a porn website"
xii) to z. -rill
I didn' t find anything on the
web for 'porn.'
66 You need to start
understanding me Sin "
I' ll make a note of that.
Yeah you better make a
note of that "
Got it:
What drenthe fox _say''
tap to edit
You will never know. The
secret of the fox is an ancient
mystery.
What is the meaning of life"
All evidence to date suggests
it' s chocolate.
sed
What can I help you with?
Do not wake me up in
the morning "
I' set an alarm for 7 am:
nu ATAT 9: 47 AM 69 it
What should I have been
for Halloween? "
A dish. Girls love doing dishes.
Sorry, I don' t understand 'Who
is Abraham Lincoln'
If you like, I can search the web
for 'pictures of boobs'.
Search the web
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Do you have any pets"
tap to mini
I have an angry bird.
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#12 - kuchinawa (12/22/2013) [-]
"Siri, tell me a joke"   
"Just go look at a mirror"   
Siri fw
"Siri, tell me a joke"
"Just go look at a mirror"
Siri fw
#4 - I Am Monkey (12/22/2013) [-]
But did she remember to tell you to put the gazpacho on ice?
User avatar #1 - yorker (12/22/2013) [-]
siri you sarcastic bitch you.
#24 - Znoflats (12/22/2013) [-]
The search results
#92 to #24 - pootington (12/22/2013) [-]
Baberaham Lincoln
User avatar #98 to #24 - vorarephilia ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
10/10 would let emancipate.
#32 to #24 - hashtronaut (12/22/2013) [-]
So there I am, getting it on with this perfect female body and...
#5 - mrchubs (12/22/2013) [-]
mfw Girls love doing dishes
mfw Girls love doing dishes
User avatar #58 to #5 - swagalicous (12/22/2013) [-]
This gif is so overused but It gets me every single time
#29 - wartroll (12/22/2013) [-]
"Girls love doing dishes"
"Girls love doing dishes"
#34 - lelouchlamperouge (12/22/2013) [-]
someone please post the response to this
User avatar #37 to #34 - SheWolfie (12/22/2013) [-]
she just does a web search for it...
User avatar #21 - ningyoaijin (12/22/2013) [-]
I love that the developers went out of their way to let Siri be a funny, smarmy bitch who doesn't just act as a personal assistant. There's no harm in doing this for every app that isn't designed for 100% serious use. Which, let's face it, is most apps.
#39 - envinite (12/22/2013) [-]
> Girls loves doing dishes

Goddamn, I tried to think a joke like this for months but I never succeed. But Siri can make it within 5 seconds.
#41 to #39 - Byte ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
I went as a patch of grass because guys love doing the lawn.   
   
 no homo    
 some homo
I went as a patch of grass because guys love doing the lawn.

no homo
some homo
#43 to #41 - mrjbrown (12/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#71 to #43 - tallzed (12/22/2013) [-]
Try this one.
Try this one.
#101 - bionicpanda (12/23/2013) [-]
if you ask her what July 27, 2014 is it says this.
#28 - Bronboa ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
No regrets.
Besides its common knowledge that Lincoln was a vampire hunter, a robot with split personalities all of whom were Lincoln and that he was created by ancient aliens to infiltrate the government and reorganize it into a socialism, but due to a programming error freed the slaves instead. just look up all this information tomorrow or next week, its not like you need it for a report or anything.
User avatar #30 to #28 - kyouko (12/22/2013) [-]
No, it's common knowledge that Lincoln was a terrible man that tried to destroy the world by using his hypnotic abilities. Good thing we got him imprisoned.
User avatar #31 to #30 - Bronboa ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
Yes thank you for mentioning that, I forgot.
i just read this on bathroom wall, so it may be worded poetically, but he was also a janitor at the Black Mesa facility and sold meth on the side to help pay for his college loans/cancer. This is all 100% proven probably.
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#90 to #36 - schneidend (12/22/2013) [-]
Who says he isn't also Blu's LAST Pyro?
User avatar #6 - imagnetsux (12/22/2013) [-]
get a parrot

teach it to say "help they've turned me into a parrot"
#40 - Byte ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
I love Siri, but I hate iProducts. This rustles the Byte.
User avatar #45 - leglesslegolegolas (12/22/2013) [-]
"Siri, talk dirty to my boyfriend."
"The floors need cleaning."
#23 to #2 - vgmddg ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
That's how to do it on the computer, and to just get the voice, not a text screenshot on the phone, which is what this is. Most of these are actually legitimate.
#25 to #23 - notwhothefkisanon (12/22/2013) [-]
well its still pretty easy to fake it...

i think you get my point
#9 to #2 - dinonator (12/22/2013) [-]
macunts
macunts
#51 - dickticklerluv (12/22/2013) [-]
MFW #4
MFW #4
User avatar #85 - irishhappyposter (12/22/2013) [-]
have fun getting rammed in the anus by bill gates dead cousin whilen eating dragon tail deluxe fork lift brand firecakes
User avatar #7 - chaossniper (12/22/2013) [-]
who cares for lincoln, boobs !
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