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How to survive the zombie apocalypse

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Am i the only one getting ready
for the zombie apocalypse?
Here' s my weapons and gear that
i' m bringing.
Bile t and deadly.
of ammunition. Steel toe boots, just incase you
Arrows can be reused. an ave ' an Y
Hatchet: good for wood.
Better" for smashing skulls.
secondary knife. Always a good idea
Four wheel drive truck. Good on
gas. More room for weapons and
ammo, etc. Even more survivors.
Camouflage or black
always a good idea. Thick
Clothing too.
Silence is key.
First aid. Very important to your
survival.
Lock pick set. You need to break
into houses for supplies. Bap BEES an man perro EC tit
You never know if its airhorn.
Always have a ham radio or walky Film, EVERYTHING.
talky. Keep in touch with anyone.
Ila
TE your car" breaks down. You can
find parts. Dr go with a hike.
Water" will he dirty. Drink it
Dr purify it.
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ZOMBIE
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Some survivors will try to kill Everything You need ta know is
Ydu' Beat ta have 'Yr of theme. in this hook. Get it. Read it. Live
It can save your life. it
That' s it folks. When everything
goes to hell, keep a calm steady
mind.
Metrotoxic.
It will happen.
Be ready.
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Submitted: 08/06/2012
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#50 - recoveryseven **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#13 - mackmarshall (08/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
<-- My plan thought out :P
#45 - anonymous (08/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
you need a better arrow rest and stabilizer
User avatar #53 - undeadwill ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
The zombie survival guide actually has allot of holes and stuff that will get you killed.
User avatar #46 - mrvalane (08/07/2012) [-]
to break into houses
just smash the window
#31 - anonymous (08/07/2012) [+] (8 replies)
first, that's a tomahawk, not an axe, second, zombies rely on instinct and smell, a gillie suite won't help, lock pick set? or, break a window, or the door, its faster, and less chance of a zombie catching you. bikes are clumsy, you have to stick to flat areas, it would be good if you had a small collapsible bike. no back pack? no guns? whats the silencer for? also, why would you need to film ANYTHING?
User avatar #37 to #36 - repostforlife ONLINE (08/07/2012) [-]
no its just common that zombies can't see well due to their eyes glazing over(that's why they are milky in color) which would mean that the stuff inside the eyes that helps see broke down somewhat yet they can hear and hold balance which would mean their eardrums aren't popped and therefore can hear and walk(shamble, whatever)
User avatar #24 - reican (08/07/2012) [+] (3 replies)
im i the only one who would rush the horde for the fun of it?

imagine all those years of frusration over minor things, then gets the chance to use the frustration to have fun.

if i die, ill die laughing.
User avatar #26 to #25 - reican (08/07/2012) [-]
but when you get used to the fighting, a small group like 20 zombies would be fun though.

in the end you'd make challenges. the more the harder, the more fun
#18 - anonymous (08/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
i love reading 15 year olds talk about how they think they know exactly what is gonna happen and how to deal with it and in reality they are gonna stay in their homes and cry like little bitches
#4 - euchreplayer (08/06/2012) [+] (4 replies)
arrows:easily lost or broken lessening the amount that can be reused.
steel toe boots: if you are kicking zombies all hope is lost by now for you
knife: good idea just don't forget a whetstone
hatchet: also decent again don't forget a whetstone
camo: kind of pointless unless you plan on living in forested area
transport: better off staying with the bike as you mentioned
first aid: obvious to bring
lock picks: pointless, you have a hatchet to get through wood doors, behind anything else is bad, mobility is safety
electronics: avoid, finding power sources is unreliable in wide spread attack, use notebooks and pencils/pens to record
water purification: boiling water is also effective meaning less you have to carry on your back
alertness and common sense is all you need instead of bullet proof vest and your guide book
User avatar #3 - mrmcrapey (08/06/2012) [+] (7 replies)
80% chance you dont have a clue on how to use any of that.
User avatar #8 to #6 - metrotoxic (08/06/2012) [-]
Would you recommend a crossbow?
#1 - anonymous (08/06/2012) [+] (4 replies)
If it's an alien invasion instead of a zombie apocalypse, you'll be so fucked.
#2 to #1 - metrotoxic (08/06/2012) [-]
Righto. But wouldn't everyone?

Plus the aliens are waiting for chuck norris to die so it won't be so soon..
User avatar #44 - KingoftheMudkips (08/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I never really understood the "zombie apocalypse". You're all prepping for a situation based on circumstances you thought up yourself. Nobody knows if, when, what will happen, or how. What if you're prepping in the worst way possible?
User avatar #43 - icedmantwo (08/07/2012) [-]
why a compound bow, sure it gets more power but its a lot easier to break and harder to care for
#41 - scarfacetfs (08/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
You will take a suppressor, but not a gun?
User avatar #29 - trivdiego (08/07/2012) [-]
I have that book, and I thought of it as soon as I saw your post
#28 - bloodyisrael (08/07/2012) [-]
Yeah, I will get a silencer... for a fucking compound bow... and a 4x4, great on gas, a real city driver.   
   
My zombie day plan   
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Yeah, I will get a silencer... for a fucking compound bow... and a 4x4, great on gas, a real city driver.

My zombie day plan
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User avatar #19 - Nahyon (08/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>implying everything.
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