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How to survive the zombie apocalypse

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Am i the only one getting ready
for the zombie apocalypse?
Here' s my weapons and gear that
i' m bringing.
Bile t and deadly.
of ammunition. Steel toe boots, just incase you
Arrows can be reused. an ave ' an Y
Hatchet: good for wood.
Better" for smashing skulls.
secondary knife. Always a good idea
Four wheel drive truck. Good on
gas. More room for weapons and
ammo, etc. Even more survivors.
Camouflage or black
always a good idea. Thick
Clothing too.
Silence is key.
First aid. Very important to your
survival.
Lock pick set. You need to break
into houses for supplies. Bap BEES an man perro EC tit
You never know if its airhorn.
Always have a ham radio or walky Film, EVERYTHING.
talky. Keep in touch with anyone.
Ila
TE your car" breaks down. You can
find parts. Dr go with a hike.
Water" will he dirty. Drink it
Dr purify it.
THI
ZOMBIE
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HIE ' II
Some survivors will try to kill Everything You need ta know is
Ydu' Beat ta have 'Yr of theme. in this hook. Get it. Read it. Live
It can save your life. it
That' s it folks. When everything
goes to hell, keep a calm steady
mind.
Metrotoxic.
It will happen.
Be ready.
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#50 - recoveryseven **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#13 - mackmarshall (08/06/2012) [-]
<-- My plan thought out :P
#45 - anon (08/07/2012) [-]
you need a better arrow rest and stabilizer
User avatar #47 to #45 - metrotoxic (08/07/2012) [-]
I couldn't find a camo one with a whisker biscut.
User avatar #53 - undeadwill (06/01/2013) [-]
The zombie survival guide actually has allot of holes and stuff that will get you killed.
User avatar #46 - mrvalane (08/07/2012) [-]
to break into houses
just smash the window
#18 - anon (08/07/2012) [-]
i love reading 15 year olds talk about how they think they know exactly what is gonna happen and how to deal with it and in reality they are gonna stay in their homes and cry like little bitches
User avatar #20 to #18 - Nahyon (08/07/2012) [-]
Word.
User avatar #22 to #18 - metrotoxic (08/07/2012) [-]
Good thing i'm not 15. Nice try anon.
#4 - euchreplayer (08/06/2012) [-]
arrows:easily lost or broken lessening the amount that can be reused.
steel toe boots: if you are kicking zombies all hope is lost by now for you
knife: good idea just don't forget a whetstone
hatchet: also decent again don't forget a whetstone
camo: kind of pointless unless you plan on living in forested area
transport: better off staying with the bike as you mentioned
first aid: obvious to bring
lock picks: pointless, you have a hatchet to get through wood doors, behind anything else is bad, mobility is safety
electronics: avoid, finding power sources is unreliable in wide spread attack, use notebooks and pencils/pens to record
water purification: boiling water is also effective meaning less you have to carry on your back
alertness and common sense is all you need instead of bullet proof vest and your guide book
User avatar #7 to #4 - metrotoxic (08/06/2012) [-]
Correct you are. But some doors are not wooden.
Living in a wooded area is a bad idea. But hunting for wild animals it would help 100%
I forgot to put a whetstone D:
Yes bikes are good, but 4wd have more carrying capacity.
A flip camera can use batteries. Easily found in a general store.
But overall yes you are correct.
User avatar #10 to #4 - metrotoxic (08/06/2012) [-]
Plus books can bring entertainment. Assuming there will be no more power.
#15 to #4 - daleoo (08/06/2012) [-]
Don't forget melee weapons are pointless, if you get the zombies blood in your mouth or on an open wound, you're ****** .
#16 to #4 - anon (08/06/2012) [-]
Yeah man I lose my 			*******		 arrows all the time, bloody annoying. I once cut up a pencil and repaired an arrow well enough to shoot into trees, I felt very handy
Yeah man I lose my ******* arrows all the time, bloody annoying. I once cut up a pencil and repaired an arrow well enough to shoot into trees, I felt very handy
User avatar #44 - KingoftheMudkips (08/07/2012) [-]
I never really understood the "zombie apocalypse". You're all prepping for a situation based on circumstances you thought up yourself. Nobody knows if, when, what will happen, or how. What if you're prepping in the worst way possible?
User avatar #49 to #44 - metrotoxic (08/07/2012) [-]
If you research hard enough. You'll understand that zombies is a very high possibility.
User avatar #51 to #49 - KingoftheMudkips (08/08/2012) [-]
links please
User avatar #43 - icedmantwo (08/07/2012) [-]
why a compound bow, sure it gets more power but its a lot easier to break and harder to care for
#41 - scarfacetfs (08/07/2012) [-]
You will take a suppressor, but not a gun?
User avatar #48 to #41 - metrotoxic (08/07/2012) [-]
Most likely you will find guns in hours or out in the street. Always be prepared just incase.
#52 to #48 - juffs (02/22/2013) [-]
This might be a bit late...

But if you don't have it before, don't plan on having it after.

#31 - anon (08/07/2012) [-]
first, that's a tomahawk, not an axe, second, zombies rely on instinct and smell, a gillie suite won't help, lock pick set? or, break a window, or the door, its faster, and less chance of a zombie catching you. bikes are clumsy, you have to stick to flat areas, it would be good if you had a small collapsible bike. no back pack? no guns? whats the silencer for? also, why would you need to film ANYTHING?
#32 to #31 - metrotoxic (08/07/2012) [-]
No, its a hatchet. I never said axe. yes i know they rely on smell. The suit is for HUNTING ANIMALS. Lock pick set is for SNEAKING IN. Not breaking a 			*******		 window and alerting anything inside. Its The backpack is in the clothing area? The silencer is so they can't hear you? You would need to film 			****		 so people would know what happened if everything went back to normal. Think before you comment anon. Think.
No, its a hatchet. I never said axe. yes i know they rely on smell. The suit is for HUNTING ANIMALS. Lock pick set is for SNEAKING IN. Not breaking a ******* window and alerting anything inside. Its The backpack is in the clothing area? The silencer is so they can't hear you? You would need to film **** so people would know what happened if everything went back to normal. Think before you comment anon. Think.
User avatar #39 to #32 - antagonizer (08/07/2012) [-]
I like the post however you forgot one thing. A sharpening tool, that hatchet aint gonna stay sharp forever!
#33 to #32 - anon (08/07/2012) [-]
How do you even know zombies would rely on smell?
User avatar #34 to #33 - metrotoxic (08/07/2012) [-]
How do you know?
User avatar #35 to #34 - repostforlife (08/07/2012) [-]
a lot of things have zombies go by scent or sight and sometimes sound, sometimes you can walk right past the undead simply by being quiet. and they can't go by smell as their decaying flesh would overpower anything else and their eyes wouldn't be as good as when they were alive so I think they will go by sound
#36 to #35 - metrotoxic (08/07/2012) [-]
You watch highschool of the dead. Didn't you? That's how i found out they can't see.
User avatar #37 to #36 - repostforlife (08/07/2012) [-]
no its just common that zombies can't see well due to their eyes glazing over(that's why they are milky in color) which would mean that the stuff inside the eyes that helps see broke down somewhat yet they can hear and hold balance which would mean their eardrums aren't popped and therefore can hear and walk(shamble, whatever)
#54 to #31 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
bike, stick to flat areas? Well we all know who the fat ass in the thread is now.
User avatar #29 - trivdiego (08/07/2012) [-]
I have that book, and I thought of it as soon as I saw your post
#28 - bloodyisrael ONLINE (08/07/2012) [-]
Yeah, I will get a silencer... for a 			*******		 compound bow... and a 4x4, great on gas, a real city driver.   
   
My zombie day plan   
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Yeah, I will get a silencer... for a ******* compound bow... and a 4x4, great on gas, a real city driver.

My zombie day plan
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User avatar #24 - reican (08/07/2012) [-]
im i the only one who would rush the horde for the fun of it?

imagine all those years of frusration over minor things, then gets the chance to use the frustration to have fun.

if i die, ill die laughing.
User avatar #25 to #24 - metrotoxic (08/07/2012) [-]
I would hunt zombies for the fun of it. But i wouldn't rush in. I want to live to steal **** that i've always wanted.
User avatar #26 to #25 - reican (08/07/2012) [-]
but when you get used to the fighting, a small group like 20 zombies would be fun though.

in the end you'd make challenges. the more the harder, the more fun
User avatar #27 to #26 - metrotoxic (08/07/2012) [-]
True **** .
User avatar #19 - Nahyon (08/07/2012) [-]
>implying everything.
User avatar #23 to #19 - metrotoxic (08/07/2012) [-]
If it hasn't happened yet. It's not fact, so i would have to imply?
User avatar #3 - mrmcrapey (08/06/2012) [-]
80% chance you dont have a clue on how to use any of that.
User avatar #5 to #3 - metrotoxic (08/06/2012) [-]
Classes my friend. The only thing i wouldn't know how to use it the bow. Everything else is pretty self explanatory.
User avatar #6 to #5 - euchreplayer (08/06/2012) [-]
lol good luck with learning archery easily. i've been shooting for 10+ years and I doubt I could defend myself with merely a bow
User avatar #8 to #6 - metrotoxic (08/06/2012) [-]
Would you recommend a crossbow?
#12 to #8 - anon (08/06/2012) [-]
Punch arrows with your fists, like a real man !
User avatar #38 to #8 - euchreplayer (08/07/2012) [-]
i haven't ever shot a crossbow but i believe it would be easier than a normal bow in terms of learning to accurately quickly. i have heard, however, that reloading can be a bitch
User avatar #40 to #38 - metrotoxic (08/07/2012) [-]
Some have auto cock back. Where the string cocks back itself. Some are like 30 bucks. Way less expensive than a bow.
User avatar #42 to #40 - euchreplayer (08/07/2012) [-]
yeah know what you mean... have some friends who have 1000 dollar bows.. that's without all various gadgets put on for another 400ish..
#1 - anon (08/06/2012) [-]
If it's an alien invasion instead of a zombie apocalypse, you'll be so ****** .
#2 to #1 - metrotoxic (08/06/2012) [-]
Righto. But wouldn't everyone?

Plus the aliens are waiting for chuck norris to die so it won't be so soon..
#9 to #2 - anon (08/06/2012) [-]
That's true, but I could use my money to travel or do cool stuffs instead of buying a lot of expensive gear I'm not gonna need.

And by the way, Spider-Man told me in my salvia dream that aliens were trying to resuscitate Bruce Lee with dragon balls to kick Chuck Norris' ass again and get us by surprise.
User avatar #11 to #9 - metrotoxic (08/06/2012) [-]
Some people make a living on survival classes for the zombie apocalypse.
In my opinion i strongly believe it could happen. Scientists are going ******* crazy with all these cures to **** and new antidotes. Just think of i am legend. That seems pretty realistic. Does it not?
#14 to #11 - anon (08/06/2012) [-]
I'm not saying it couldn't happen, I'm saying that ssomething equally bad or worse could happen before that. A regular virus in the air who just kill people would be worse. A meteor. A nuclear war (the stuffs in your post would be useful in that cas tough), IA getting insane, a black hole, radiations from a giant ass dead star (we can't detect it before it's on us), Freeza, Cell, Buu, Voldemort, Daleks, etc...
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