Batman Touches Flash. . GOOD TOUCH BAD TOUCH Know the ' Ce DC Your Daily batman flash
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#10 - jovisman (07/08/2013) [-]
the look on supermans face
User avatar #30 to #10 - tehcashew (07/08/2013) [-]
He gon' die
#11 to #10 - ancel (07/08/2013) [-]
Everyone wants a touch from batman.
#8 - felixjarl ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
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#2 - deadmanisalive (07/08/2013) [-]
More like bat touch!
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#6 to #2 - zrazzer (07/08/2013) [-]
I will ******* deport you ass. ok you bitch ass nigha
User avatar #4 to #2 - GrimTheRealReaper (07/08/2013) [-]
Carlos I will seriously **** you up.
#3 to #2 - anon (07/08/2013) [-]
Shut your ******* mouth carlos
User avatar #16 - bowler (07/08/2013) [-]
it's just a mentor pat on the shoulder
User avatar #19 to #16 - plazmaflare (07/08/2013) [-]
Everyone knows Batman doesnt touch anyone like that
User avatar #20 to #19 - bowler (07/08/2013) [-]
im actually pretty uneducated on the internet... sorry.
User avatar #21 to #20 - plazmaflare (07/08/2013) [-]
it's okay. I actually have no idea what im talking about.
User avatar #22 to #21 - bowler (07/08/2013) [-]
you dont know how comforting that is
User avatar #23 to #22 - plazmaflare (07/08/2013) [-]
About as comforting as being hugged by a girl with no arms.
User avatar #24 to #23 - bowler (07/08/2013) [-]
im lost
User avatar #25 to #24 - plazmaflare (07/08/2013) [-]
Then we're done here.
User avatar #26 to #25 - bowler (07/08/2013) [-]
have a nice day
User avatar #27 to #26 - plazmaflare (07/08/2013) [-]
No, u
#28 - apocalypticburrito (07/08/2013) [-]
you know if bat man is being nice to you

you're about to die horribly
User avatar #39 to #28 - semenslurpinglily (07/08/2013) [-]
No, batman doesn't kill.
He makes sure you're alive, so he enjoys every moment.
User avatar #40 to #39 - apocalypticburrito (07/08/2013) [-]
he killed the other flash in the mulitverse movie
one of them had to so he said our flash was to slow, he lie to and tricked the other
User avatar #42 to #40 - semenslurpinglily (07/08/2013) [-]
Wait, he's the reason we have Barry instead of Wally?
#44 to #42 - apocalypticburrito (07/08/2013) [-]
he kills this dude
but in all fairness, hes kind of a douche
User avatar #33 to #28 - roflstorm (07/08/2013) [-]
So it isnt a matter between life and death when batman touches you,
Its about how horribly you DIE.
User avatar #34 to #33 - apocalypticburrito (07/08/2013) [-]
what? no
if he touches you it means a high chance of death
niceness just implies it will not be pleasant
User avatar #35 to #34 - roflstorm (07/08/2013) [-]
Barely life and terrible death then?
User avatar #36 to #35 - apocalypticburrito (07/08/2013) [-]
...dude what
barely life?
User avatar #37 to #36 - roflstorm (07/08/2013) [-]
Barely life is pretty much not life
User avatar #38 to #37 - apocalypticburrito (07/08/2013) [-]
high chance means that death will most likely happen but could not if you're lucky
his niceness would just show thats its gunna hurt
a lot
User avatar #32 to #14 - strangemoo (07/08/2013) [-]
The previous content, posted as a comment on content that was in the comments of the previous content. And both are perfectly relevant with each other.
User avatar #45 to #32 - TimUsher (07/08/2013) [-]
Best part is both of the content is mine
User avatar #47 to #45 - FLEXEMO (07/08/2013) [-]
I just thought that both had to do with the other, so I figured i'd post em
User avatar #48 to #47 - TimUsher (07/08/2013) [-]
That's fine. It why I uploaded them at the same time.
#52 - MaverickZero ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
I humbly request the sauce on this, if anyone knows it. Looks like Justice League, but what story arc or issue?
#54 to #53 - MaverickZero ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
Why thank you, my good sir. Have this wallpaper of Deathstroke the Terminator as my thanks.
User avatar #15 - kiezash (07/08/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure the flash is too fast for batman to kill him... unless he's got a contingency plan for him?
#17 to #15 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (07/08/2013) [-]
batman has a contingency plan for everyone and he has a contingency plan in case that contingency plan fails. no one is safe from batman if he wants you dead you will die if he wants to touch you in weird places you damn well better let him touch you in weird places
User avatar #31 to #17 - bluerangermartin ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
If Batman tried to kill the flash the flash would go back in time and make batman's mother fall down the stairs before he could do it. Then batman don't think so good. Or alternatively because he can control matter he would make the stairs fall up batman's mother.
User avatar #50 to #31 - dexorcitor (07/08/2013) [-]
silly bluerangermartin , if flash goes back in time he will become blind because physics and light is not edgy enough for flash to go so fast with him so it gets dark
User avatar #51 to #50 - bluerangermartin ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
The lightning bolt that hit flash, turning him into the flash was actually the flash who went back in time. Do you even comic?
#55 to #51 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (07/09/2013) [-]
batman doesnt need to go head to head against the flash to kill him. batman uses the darkness to his advantage uses everything he knows about the person behind the mask that is the flash to his advantage and uses all of his gadgets to his advantage. it showed it in one of those batman movies he had a contingency plan for them all. plant a bomb into the flash arm that if he slowed down from a certain speed the bomb would go off and kill him if he attempted to take it out of his arm it would blow up and kill him but batman also had a way out of said plan if anyone got a hold of his information. batman may not have any superpowers but he is by far the most powerful of all DC superheroes. he is the only one that could kill them all if he so pleased he even has a contingency plan against himself if he ever went rogue. the flash could never beat batman unless he took him on without batman being aware of it. but batman is always aware of everything going on
#18 to #17 - kiezash (07/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #7 - anonrandom (07/08/2013) [-]
Anyone know exactly which comic series and issue this is from?
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#9 - karvarausku ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
**karvarausku rolled a random image posted in comment #2885026 at Friendly ** But BatMan Never kills anyone.. RIght?
#43 to #9 - anon (07/08/2013) [-]
Batman once had sex with catwoman on top of a building while setting fire to a ******* of criminals who burned to death. Here's another, he once hung a mental health paitent from the batwing while he laughed and drove away... Batman is sick in the head if you ask me...
#46 to #9 - anon (07/08/2013) [-]
WRONG he killed the entier justice leage once
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