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User avatar #1 - fedegon (06/28/2013) [-]
Alfred would make a better batman, but he knows that his own powers are to be sealed, and if allowed to run wild, shall only bring suffering for him and those close to him.
User avatar #11 to #1 - woofman (06/28/2013) [-]
I'm not really sure about this, but I think there was a comic about how Alfred was batman.
User avatar #5 to #1 - iizsimon (06/28/2013) [-]
i don't know this, i never really read batman comic books or saw the movies or played the games lol. can you elaborate for me?
User avatar #2 to #1 - TimUsher (06/28/2013) [-]
Alfred could solo Superman
#4 to #2 - greatsucces ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
Batman could solo Superman
User avatar #6 to #4 - whycanticaps (06/28/2013) [-]
Batman has soloed superman. The thing with fighting Superman is that there is always some Kryptonite lying around somewhere, and either Lex Luthor has it or Batman.
#9 to #6 - angelious (06/28/2013) [-]
superman has soloed batman 8 times while batman only twice in canon comics



also supes has many ways to counter kryptonite he isnt stupid
#18 to #9 - RageGuyyourmom (06/28/2013) [-]
Batman would kill any metahuman that threatened mankind like supes does, can you imagine if bats was trying to kill? He would be unstoppable, youd go home after a long day and suddenly red sun everywhere supes, looks like youre an everyday man now.
#45 to #18 - angelious (06/29/2013) [-]
would you imagine if superman wanted to rule earth.or be a threat to mankind

not only is he smarter than batman and used to fight againts people like him he also is way stronger than almost anybody that earth can throw at him.


the power distance between the two can be summed up in one line at one elsewhere story:

in the story superman finally snaps and he decides to kill batman and before he does so he says the line: you only lived this long because i let you live!


also batman himself stated that anytime they fight superman could easily just smash him to the concrete and be done with it but supes is too kind to actually do that.
#46 to #45 - RageGuyyourmom (06/29/2013) [-]
bats has kryptonite based weaponry meant to pierce supermans protections if its necessary. Foolproof no, but bats has been known for survival against the odds.
#47 to #46 - angelious (06/30/2013) [-]
superman fights againts kryptonite using opponents on daily basis.some of these guys are much more smarter and formidable than batman.also supermans electric field(that gives him his durability) extends just outside of his skin(hence why the skin tight clothing) so unless batman can somehow create a supernova without destroying himself in and earth in progress he isnt going to dent the clothing
User avatar #7 to #6 - galkawhm (06/28/2013) [-]
Batman does carry some kryptonite with him just in case superman goes rouge.
#8 to #7 - lodewijkbob ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
Can I just say that that was the most beautiful typo ever
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