A Public Warning. Never Swallow a Watermelon Seed.. >MFW it's a black chick Warning watermelon
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#1 - jlaurvick (01/24/2013) [-]
>MFW it's a black chick
#3 to #1 - stallwallwriter (01/24/2013) [-]
...I thought she looked Indian?
#5 to #3 - jlaurvick (01/24/2013) [-]
Damn... You're right, she does...   
			****		... Why you gotta ruin my joke, bruh? Haha
Damn... You're right, she does...
**** ... Why you gotta ruin my joke, bruh? Haha
User avatar #6 to #5 - stallwallwriter (01/24/2013) [-]
Sorry, man.

JK, ruining jokes is one of the few things that brings joy to my darkened soul.
User avatar #7 - rabbitfaster (01/24/2013) [-]
Rugrats episode. Childhood just came back
#2 - stallwallwriter (01/24/2013) [-]
Aw **** man, I used to be so scared of this happening when I was a kid. I read a book once where this kid ate a watermelon seed, and a watermelon plant grew right out of his stomach, up his throat and out his ears. It was supposed to be whimsical but I thought it was terrifying. I thought that would happen to me.
One time I thought I swallowed a seed, I went to my room because I thought I was dying.
Bit of a nervous child.
User avatar #11 - lizandtim (01/24/2013) [-]
anyone here think of the rugrats episode where Chuckie ate the watermelon seed?
#8 - anon (01/24/2013) [-]
This reminds me of when I was in preschool and some kid told me if you ate Watermelon seeds you'd turn into a tree.
#12 - texasbarbie (01/24/2013) [-]
So there is a black man on a plane,holding a watermelon and a You need to login to view this link some point the stewardess shouts "The airplane has been damaged and we need you to drop any excess lugage through the airlock so we have to carry less weight".The ****** then procceeds to throw the baby outside the plane.When the stewardess asks him why he had thrown the baby outside the plane rather than the watermelon,he replies:"Bitch I have a lot of seed to make a new baby,but i have no seeds to grow a watermelon".The end...
User avatar #13 to #12 - askafj (01/24/2013) [-]
Except that the melon is filled with seeds
User avatar #14 to #13 - texasbarbie (01/24/2013) [-]
Well he is a negro man,he wouldn't tear the guts of a watermelon just for the seeds.He would have to eat it.Plus you can;t grow watermelons anywhere..
User avatar #15 to #14 - texasbarbie (01/24/2013) [-]
can't*
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