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#15 - theluppijackal ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
this image has potential
#46 to #15 - jjmr (08/19/2013) [-]
>implying something on FJ has potential for something good
User avatar #58 to #46 - theluppijackal ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
I never said good potential did I. Just potential
User avatar #21 to #15 - poniesnstuff (08/19/2013) [-]
Bronies in a nutshell?
User avatar #22 to #15 - feelythefeel (08/19/2013) [-]
What Darius Negrophallus thinks FJ's reaction to the items game was in a nutshell.
#27 to #15 - gameshredder (08/19/2013) [-]
your white lines annoy me.
User avatar #165 to #35 - theluppijackal ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
I agree.
User avatar #37 - lokiwins (08/19/2013) [-]
Damnit Gabe less pizza ranch and more HL3's
#73 - ohiowildman (08/19/2013) [-]
**** ranch
User avatar #105 to #73 - acemcgunner (08/19/2013) [-]
good bro
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User avatar #85 to #78 - bobkiller (08/19/2013) [-]
It tastes more like a vinegary mixture... It may be fake & all but it is a good sauce to use, especially for those who can't eat pepper or find it too spicy.
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User avatar #93 to #87 - ohiowildman (08/19/2013) [-]
I love sriracha just as much as the next guy. I just think it tastes bad on pizza.
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#88 to #87 - bobkiller (08/19/2013) [-]
Sriracha, Grace Pepper, & Banana peppers are my favorites
Sriracha, Grace Pepper, & Banana peppers are my favorites
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User avatar #115 to #78 - zorororonoa (08/19/2013) [-]
The normal stuff, yes, but the smoked chipotle, holy **** is that good
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User avatar #106 to #78 - Dwarf (08/19/2013) [-]
GTFO
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#139 to #108 - Dwarf (08/19/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #131 at Winning minecraft forever ** You're absolutely pathetic. I gave you a little criticism, not even meaning it seriously, and yet you insult me and block me? Grow up.
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User avatar #142 to #140 - Dwarf (08/19/2013) [-]
Then stop being an elitist asshole.
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User avatar #144 to #143 - Dwarf (08/19/2013) [-]
I should say the same.
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#79 to #73 - sanguinesolitude ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
false
#113 to #79 - ragingflamingos (08/19/2013) [-]
So true.
So true.
#9 - nedra (08/19/2013) [-]
Sweet mother of god, I am not the only one who does this?
Sweet mother of god, I am not the only one who does this?
User avatar #11 to #9 - vampireinarm ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
everyone does it, which to my bad luck i hate because for some reason i cant stand the smell of ranch dressing,
#51 to #9 - anon (08/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, it was JUST you. That's why every pizza chain in the country offers ranch dressing in dip friendly containers. Just because of you.
User avatar #52 - hundrings (08/19/2013) [-]
I'd say my worst enemy and my best friend is garlic dressing. I live for it.
#62 to #52 - spasticpuppet (08/19/2013) [-]
I think that when I've read "Garlic Dressing" my tongue had an orgasm
User avatar #75 to #52 - oliveirajo (08/19/2013) [-]
YES
#117 - dessydegreemurder (08/19/2013) [-]
I used to know someone who put ranch on their popcorn.
I used to know someone who put ranch on their popcorn.
#110 - kaycie (08/19/2013) [-]
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#101 - idntnoausername (08/19/2013) [-]
If you want something good try this and lemme know if you made it!
>It's like a panini I suppose, I just made it one day. It should look a somewhat like this

1. toast 2 slices of bread kinda lightly, so its nice and gold.
2. spread mustard and ranch on both slices
3. Put swiss cheese and turkey on bread (pastrami is also good as hell)
4. Microwave for about 15 seconds so the cheese melts a little and heats it up a bit
5. Enjoy, that **** is freaking delicious!
#119 to #101 - burndt (08/19/2013) [-]
I was pretty hungry, so I tried this for myself. It was pretty good. Thanks mate.
I was pretty hungry, so I tried this for myself. It was pretty good. Thanks mate.
User avatar #121 to #119 - idntnoausername (08/19/2013) [-]
No problem! It usually takes a few tries to perfect it to the way you like, but thanks for the feedback man!
#8 - davidteninch (08/19/2013) [-]
If you haven't done this, you're doing it wrong.
If you haven't done this, you're doing it wrong.
#50 - ebdac (08/19/2013) [-]
I have no idea what is ranch dressing...
I have no idea what is ranch dressing...
#55 to #54 - kitos (08/19/2013) [-]
hahaha i felt retarded : (
#86 to #54 - nicoquitemad (08/19/2013) [-]
I dislike that feature, it's not very nice
I dislike that feature, it's not very nice
User avatar #72 to #54 - SuperSixONE (08/19/2013) [-]
**** your link shortener, use this.
lmgtfy.com/?q=What+is+ranch+dressing%3F
User avatar #59 to #54 - ebdac (08/19/2013) [-]
Soooooo it's basically garlic sauce? D:
User avatar #80 to #59 - sanguinesolitude ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
not at all. it is a creamy buttermilk sauce with some garlic and herbs. The garlic is not very pronounced.

Its not my favorite, but America is ******* crazy for it.
#84 to #80 - ebdac (08/19/2013) [-]
Well in that case I gotta try this some time... But I'm not convinced it will be easy to find in my country. Still, thank You for Your elaborate answers to my meaningless questions!
User avatar #63 to #59 - warioteam (08/19/2013) [-]
Doesnt taste much like it, but i might have forgotten what it tasted like, its been years.
#60 to #59 - nargogh ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
Why don't call it simply garlic sauce, then? Also: how is this a discovery - in my country when you order pizza, garlic dressing is one of the possible choices.
User avatar #81 to #60 - sanguinesolitude ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
because it isnt garlic sauce. we have that too.
User avatar #65 to #60 - thornberry (08/19/2013) [-]
Its not garlic sauce. its like a creamy dressing like creamy italian
#131 - Ulmer (08/19/2013) [-]
I completely agree.
#111 - Deavas (08/19/2013) [-]
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mfw i saw someone do this for the first time

mfw i still see people doing it

inb4 storm of red for a contradicting opinion
User avatar #148 to #111 - jaknik (08/19/2013) [-]
I know, right. How the hell do they settle for ranch and not have glorius blue cheese?
#149 to #148 - Deavas (08/19/2013) [-]
nope, hate that too
User avatar #150 to #149 - jaknik (08/19/2013) [-]
you put anything on it? or just pure 100% 'za?
#159 to #150 - Deavas (08/19/2013) [-]
ya assorted pieces of dead animal carcass
User avatar #155 to #111 - hotsaws (08/19/2013) [-]
Same! I really don't like ranch on anything other than celery. The only things I put on my ******* pizza are pepperoni, sausage and some mofo parmesan cheese . Mmmm, marvelous...
#25 - simplyme (08/19/2013) [-]
I like dipping my pizza in BBQ sauce and then ranch dressing. Two different types of tangy, first sweet with a kick and then cool and refreshing. Tis truly amazing.
#3 - capncookswitchilip (08/18/2013) [-]
Blue Cheese is waaaay better for dipping
User avatar #158 to #3 - tatwis (08/19/2013) [-]
An opinion that's not down-voted? I'm proud of you FJ.
#5 to #3 - anon (08/19/2013) [-]
I had an awful experience with.. blue cheese..
User avatar #14 to #3 - ohhahafunny (08/19/2013) [-]
I may get hate but **** it. I've found that Blue cheese dressing from a store like weis market is utter **** but the blue cheese from restaurants are ******* delicious, the restaurants somehow know how to make it not taste like horse **** .
User avatar #66 to #14 - commentking (08/19/2013) [-]
Yes! Someone who understands me! I tried making wings the other day and the blue cheese I bought from the store to make the sauce with tasted disgusting. Restaurants are so good though.
User avatar #128 to #66 - ohhahafunny (08/19/2013) [-]
I know, what the hell are the restaurants doing to their blue cheese? I want to know so bad.
#153 to #128 - jaknik (08/19/2013) [-]
This is what you need in your life.
User avatar #156 to #153 - ohhahafunny (08/19/2013) [-]
i hope to find it
#7 to #3 - deadfed (08/19/2013) [-]
Blue cheese is absolutely ******* disgusting. My step dad likes that **** , but hes italian so hes used to the weird **** .
User avatar #67 to #7 - qwarthos (08/19/2013) [-]
but bleu cheese is french
#53 to #7 - Rameak (08/19/2013) [-]
My girlfriend once threw away an entire wedge of my bleu cheese, just because it was moldy. Little does she know that the mold is what makes it bleu cheese.
User avatar #47 to #7 - ugottanked (08/19/2013) [-]
****** have you ever had blue cheese on a burger? ******* orgasmic
#49 to #47 - deadfed (08/19/2013) [-]
No. Lipton onion burgers on the other hand..
User avatar #163 to #47 - Nigger (08/20/2013) [-]
What the **** is wrong with you?
User avatar #164 to #163 - ugottanked (08/20/2013) [-]
i notice i summon you quite a bit, dont i?
User avatar #82 to #7 - frycook (08/19/2013) [-]
honey mustard is also good on pizza
User avatar #29 to #7 - tmgrskat (08/19/2013) [-]
Blue cheese is ************* awesome.
But not for goddamn dipping/
#31 to #29 - deadfed (08/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #32 to #31 - tmgrskat (08/19/2013) [-]
Also, roquefort.
And I didn't say eating it casually, y' know your normal average cheese.
Just a little bit to get that taste ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
User avatar #147 to #7 - freakyorange (08/19/2013) [-]
I couldn't agree more. It's terrible. It lives up to what it really is. MOLD
User avatar #39 to #7 - scorcho ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
you should listen to your dad. at least in most things that require taste. italians usually have that.
#13 to #7 - adeadaxe (08/19/2013) [-]
Weird 			****		 like casu marzu? "...is a traditional Sardinian sheep milk cheese, notable for containing live insect larvae."
Weird **** like casu marzu? "...is a traditional Sardinian sheep milk cheese, notable for containing live insect larvae."
User avatar #145 - Lintutu (08/19/2013) [-]
I remember getting my boyfriend to try ranch on pizza for the first time. He was reluctant because he thought it sounded gross. But i said i would try it with ketchup (despite pizza sauce you know) if he did with ranch. Needless to say, he loved it. But pizza with ketchup tastes odd..
User avatar #151 to #145 - ellenrimbauer (08/19/2013) [-]
I love pizza with ketchup, I would put it on my pizza every time I got it at lunch in elementary school. I've never tried ti with ranch though.
#118 - golbot (08/19/2013) [-]
Wait, why is this the worst discovery?

Cause there are no downsides to using ranch. none. whatsoever.
#129 to #118 - bluemagebrilly ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
I'm assuming the joke was that it made him fat because he constantly ate it and pizza together... Which would make it the 'worst' discovery.
#130 to #129 - golbot (08/19/2013) [-]
But he was already fat... now hes just fat and without a shirt...
#132 to #130 - bluemagebrilly ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
Uh... He's still wearing a shirt in the last panel. Now he's so fat it doesn't cover his stomach.
#100 - anon (08/19/2013) [-]
No lie guys... but i'm pretty sure black people started this. I remember in elementary (LOTS of black kids where I went) EVERY black kid did this. Taste good though, good job black kids.
User avatar #33 - mourningspawn (08/19/2013) [-]
Ketchup is better, I forget it's not a normal thing.
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