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#2 - madjackal ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #4 - foelkera (08/01/2013) [-]
Capital punishment
#1 - notbenstiller **User deleted account** (08/01/2013) [-]
What is this, the punatentary?
#11 to #1 - zarkaronx (08/01/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter the house always wins.

(I tried)
#5 to #1 - praisetalos (08/01/2013) [-]
Shut up, Carlos.
#9 to #1 - timmity (08/01/2013) [-]
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#20 - theturtletrolley (08/02/2013) [-]
Any last words?   
Yes I'd like to sing a song, Ten million green bottles sitting on the wall
Any last words?
Yes I'd like to sing a song, Ten million green bottles sitting on the wall
User avatar #19 - Crusader (08/02/2013) [-]
Why doesn't he let himself out?
They didn't even bind his hands
User avatar #7 - lolfire (08/01/2013) [-]
Anyone who is interested in last words, check this out.
#10 to #7 - noz (08/01/2013) [-]
"However, in Texas, the Law of Parties states that a person can be criminally responsible for the actions of another if he or she aids and abets, conspires with the principal or anticipates the crime. Although Rhodes pled guilty to the murders and Woods' did not, and there was no physical evidence tying Woods to the scene, Woods was executed for the crime"

... Can someone explain this to me?
User avatar #25 to #10 - shadowhorn (08/02/2013) [-]
what the actual **** is this
User avatar #12 to #10 - thefasrdog (08/01/2013) [-]
"I’m ready to be released. Release me."

Sure buddy let me just pull this lever...
User avatar #24 to #7 - shadowhorn (08/02/2013) [-]
I started reading these and over a period of half an hour was reduced to a blubbering, sobbing mess. Some of them are horribly heartbreaking, as men on death row say goodbye to their families. This is really sad. Capital punishment is just plain awful. no on deserves it.
User avatar #22 to #7 - xxyter (08/02/2013) [-]
This one's not as funny.
Date of Execution:

May 28, 2002


Napoleon Beazley #999141

Last Statement:

The act I committed to put me here was not just heinous, it was senseless. But the person that committed that act is no longer here - I am. I'm not going to struggle physically against any restraints. I'm not going to shout, use profanity or make idle threats. Understand though that I'm not only upset, but I'm saddened by what is happening here tonight. I'm not only saddened, but disappointed that a system that is supposed to protect and uphold what is just and right can be so much like me when I made the same shameful mistake. If someone tried to dispose of everyone here for participating in this killing, I'd scream a resounding, "No." I'd tell them to give them all the gift that they would not give me...and that's to give them all a second chance. I'm sorry that I am here. I'm sorry that you're all here. I'm sorry that John Luttig died. And I'm sorry that it was something in me that caused all of this to happen to begin with. Tonight we tell the world that there are no second chances in the eyes of justice...Tonight, we tell our children that in some instances, in some cases, killing is right. This conflict hurts us all, there are no SIDES. The people who support this proceeding think this is justice. The people that think that I should live think that is justice. As difficult as it may seem, this is a clash of ideals, with both parties committed to what they feel is right. But who's wrong if in the end we're all victims? In my heart, I have to believe that there is a peaceful compromise to our ideals. I don't mind if there are none for me, as long as there are for those who are yet to come. There are a lot of men like me on death row - good men - who fell to the same misguided emotions, but may not have recovered as I have.
User avatar #23 to #22 - xxyter (08/02/2013) [-]
Give those men a chance to do what's right. Give them a chance to undo their wrongs. A lot of them want to fix the mess they started, but don't know how. The problem is not in that people aren't willing to help them find out, but in the system telling them it won't matter anyway. No one wins tonight. No one gets closure. No one walks away victorious.
User avatar #27 to #23 - robbyarcane (08/02/2013) [-]
not to be "that guy" but some of them do get second chances. and old habits die hard. I'm sure if you were about to die, you'd say some pretty hear warming things too
User avatar #29 to #27 - xxyter (08/02/2013) [-]
You're right, I'm sure some people would commit crime again, but it gives an interesting perspective on the death penalty. I bet he rehearsed the hell out of that speech before he went to the chair.
User avatar #30 to #29 - robbyarcane (08/02/2013) [-]
I agree lol. Maybe some times it'd be interesting to see what they do when they dodge the death penalty. Make a show out of it or something
User avatar #28 to #27 - robbyarcane (08/02/2013) [-]
#8 to #7 - spyisspy (08/01/2013) [-]

"I hereby declare, Robert Steven Everett and Nicholas Velasquez, guilty of crimes against me, Douglas Alan Feldman. Either by fact or by proxy, I find them both guilty. I hereby sentence both of them to death, which I carried out in August 1998. As of that time, the State of Texas has been holding me illegally in confinement and by force for 15 years. I hereby protest my pending execution and demand immediate relief."
User avatar #21 to #8 - xxyter (08/02/2013) [-]
Date of Execution:

April 28, 1999


Aaron Christopher Foust #999268

Last Statement:

Adios, amigos, I’ll see ya’ll on the other side. I’m ready when ya’ll are.
User avatar #14 to #8 - thinkwithportals (08/02/2013) [-]
best one I found :

When his attorney came into the witness room, he said, "Tell Mom I love her." The attorney said back to him, "I love you, too."
User avatar #17 to #6 - aglet (08/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #18 - missrainbowdash (08/02/2013) [-]
I wonder what the executions reaction would be if someone actually did this in real life.
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#15 - whatamidoingwithme ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
1431 an we LEVER

I am in position lightbulb.
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