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Almost Reading. Source is collegehumor ( collegehumor.com/user/3443937 ) by Caldwell Tanner Cats are the best. Shiba master race.. "Wouldn't it be great if you could look at their tail and tell their emotions?" I know right? because it's not like cat's make a purring sound when th

Source is collegehumor ( collegehumor.com/user/3443937 ) by Caldwell Tanner
Cats are the best.
Shiba master race

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#35 - ragingflamingos (07/28/2013) [-]
Cats will use the bathroom outside. Its just that most people never let their cats out.
#249 to #35 - drinpa ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
You can also train cats to use the toilet.

www.wikihow.com/Toilet-Train-Your-Cat
User avatar #36 to #35 - dyllygaf (07/28/2013) [-]
My cats **** outside all the time and kill gophers for us
User avatar #53 to #36 - snowshark (07/28/2013) [-]
My dog ***** outside on command and kills burglars for us.

Top that.
User avatar #170 to #53 - dyllygaf (07/29/2013) [-]
I don't have to tell my cat to **** outside or kill gophers
#169 to #53 - furiousmarshmellow (07/29/2013) [-]
I **** anywhere and kill anything that moves.


Top that.
User avatar #224 to #169 - snowshark (07/29/2013) [-]
I have an Australian cousin.

She ***** everywhere and kills rocks with her teeth.
#177 to #53 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
burglars around my area are known to carry sausages around with them and use the sausage to gain the dogs trust then swipe their **** .

It's happened to my neighbour, dude 3 houses down, and a dude at the end of my road.
User avatar #221 to #177 - snowshark (07/29/2013) [-]
Luckily, in my area the burglars are dumb as **** .
User avatar #172 to #53 - newfeliperuiz (07/29/2013) [-]
I read that as "my dog ***** on command" and it was a completely different kind of usefulness
User avatar #222 to #172 - snowshark (07/29/2013) [-]
Oh no, she does that.

I imagine it would be really useful if I ever get any enemies.
User avatar #327 to #53 - commontroll (07/29/2013) [-]
My cat ***** in bathtubs and is currently being trained to start WW3 on command.

Just did.
User avatar #364 to #327 - snowshark (07/29/2013) [-]
My dog ***** golden nuggets and can alter the fabric of space and time on command.
User avatar #365 to #364 - commontroll (07/29/2013) [-]
MY CAT MADE MADE TIME, SPACE, YOU, AND YOUR DOG, AND COMMANDED YOU TO TRAIN IT TO ALTER TIME AND SPACE ON COMMAND.

CHECK, MOTHER ******* MATE.
#366 to #365 - snowshark (07/29/2013) [-]
My dog knows why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.
#367 to #366 - commontroll (07/29/2013) [-]
You fool! You just admitted defeat! Nobody knows why kids love cinnamon toast crunch! Not even kids!
#368 to #367 - snowshark (07/29/2013) [-]
You clearly have no grasp of the magnitude of my dog's skills.

She can also divide by zero and knows the release dates for the third instalment in all of valve's flagship games.

Your more, cat-fag.
#369 to #368 - commontroll (07/29/2013) [-]
Your dog can't do this.
Your dog can't do this.
#370 to #369 - snowshark (07/29/2013) [-]
But she can do this.
But she can do this.
#371 to #370 - commontroll (07/29/2013) [-]
YOU CANNOT WIN. Your dog would not exist if not for my cat!
YOU CANNOT WIN. Your dog would not exist if not for my cat!
User avatar #372 to #371 - snowshark (07/29/2013) [-]
And Einstein would not exist without his mother, however it is not her we remember.

History is made by doing things, not making it possible for things to be done.

Hence, Dog is in the lead at the moment.
User avatar #373 to #372 - commontroll (07/29/2013) [-]
Don't you understand, my cat is not the one who sets up history, but the one who created time, in order to make history, and futures! Your dog merely alters my cat's creation. Like the Dark Lord did to the elves.
User avatar #374 to #373 - snowshark (07/29/2013) [-]
But does he know why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
User avatar #375 to #374 - commontroll (07/29/2013) [-]
You think I would have the gall to ask my cat of this? As lord and master of all, my cat knows, but will not share such glorious information with me.
User avatar #376 to #375 - snowshark (07/29/2013) [-]
Keep telling yourself that.
#256 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
Why can't we like both dogs and cats?
#292 to #256 - reginleif ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
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Because they are natural enemies.

Like brothers and sisters.
Or Englishmen and Scots.
Or Welsh and Scots.
Or Scots and Scots.

Damn Scots they ruined Scotland!
#294 to #292 - kiermatv (07/29/2013) [-]
And Samurai Jack   
not the ruining part,   
that 			****		 was awesome
And Samurai Jack
not the ruining part,
that **** was awesome
User avatar #298 to #256 - masterspectre (07/29/2013) [-]
Exactly. I have four cats and a dog.
User avatar #300 to #256 - rplix ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
Why did you erase the boner.
User avatar #301 to #300 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
I wanted a version where it was just a shrug, without a boner. (I also didn't make it.)

What, do you want it to have a boner when talking about cats and dogs?
User avatar #302 to #301 - rplix ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
I thought that was normal.
User avatar #306 to #301 - alltimetens (07/29/2013) [-]
I thought everyone got boners when talking about cats and dogs.
#293 to #256 - kiermatv (07/29/2013) [-]
shhh.... don't use logic round these parts
#317 - dustypengwin (07/29/2013) [-]
2005 internet - lul catz ar so silly. i luv catz. lolcats4lyfe

2013 internet - **** . Cats.
User avatar #385 to #317 - iamaniceperson ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
No, let me correct: "I love cats"= *********
"I love dogs"= *********
#290 - fiddlestickz (07/29/2013) [-]
Or use simple one step process   
1. Make cats more aerodynamic
Or use simple one step process
1. Make cats more aerodynamic
#309 to #290 - sirhyde (07/29/2013) [-]
this gif made me laugh so much haha thank you
this gif made me laugh so much haha thank you
#15 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
"Wouldn't it be great if you could look at their tail and tell their emotions?"

I know right?
because it's not like cat's make a purring sound when they're happy
that's just silly
#191 to #15 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
Ctas and dogs both outwardly show their emotions, you just have to know how to read them. You can tell a cat's emotions just as easily as a dog's.
User avatar #42 to #15 - flutterfiresalt (07/28/2013) [-]
Cat's also purr when stressed and aggravated.
User avatar #277 to #15 - ltpraptor (07/29/2013) [-]
Cats purr when they're pissed off too.
+1
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User avatar #324 to #15 - kgfsjholis (07/29/2013) [-]
Cat's purring just means they're open to conversation/interaction. Has nothing to do with happiness. That can usually be told by the movement of their ears/the closing of their eyes slowly.

#AnimalPlanet #DiscoveryChannel
User avatar #325 to #15 - criticalvector (07/29/2013) [-]
You do know they don't only purr when happy that's not the point of it they purr when they are also scared and in danger. the Purring also helps build calcium on there bones.
User avatar #40 to #15 - flamingpie (07/28/2013) [-]
Cats also purr when they are experiencing pain, traumatic events, or when tense. So they're still hard to understand....
#70 to #40 - anon (07/28/2013) [-]
You're right, it is hard for retards to understand, Do you have any friends with an IQ over 75 to look after it for you?
#254 to #70 - tehbawz (07/29/2013) [-]
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#242 to #15 - kenleyP (07/29/2013) [-]
Thats the joke they had to put that in there because thats something dogs do.
#50 to #15 - snowshark (07/28/2013) [-]
Well I don't know which universe you're currently in you snarky cow but in mine cats are devious little pricks that purr whenever they feel any emotion imaginable.

Maybe if you spent a little less time throwing me ******* money and bottles of blue magical **** and observing the environment that you apparently love so much and we wouldn't have to have this talk, now would we?
#182 to #50 - wadethegreat (07/29/2013) [-]
oh god I love you now.
#227 to #182 - snowshark (07/29/2013) [-]
Most do. Don't worry, you'll see some of my OC soon enough and change your mind.
#208 to #15 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
Cat fag here
Cat's purr when frightened, angry, scared, nervous, submitting defeat or content and safe, thankful and even hungry.

Ergo, it's actually hard to figure out why the cat is purring.
User avatar #379 to #208 - snaresinger (07/29/2013) [-]
You're not a cat fag, because you actually admit that they're hard to figure out. You, sir, are a rational cat lover, and while I still disagree with you dog master race, I think you're contributing to this conversation. Unlike the guy who made the original comment.
User avatar #280 to #15 - snaresinger (07/29/2013) [-]
www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=why-do-cats-purr

-ahem-

The reasoning is still under debate. lrn2google
User avatar #39 to #15 - zzforrest (07/28/2013) [-]
And the tip of it's tail will sway slightly to show it is content, it's whole tail will sway to show it is pissed or in hunting mode, it's ears will flatten if it is scared, it's ears will perk up and forward if it is hunting or excited about something, the list goes on...
User avatar #19 to #15 - burnswhenipee (07/28/2013) [-]
Also a cat usually sways it's tale when it starts to get pissed off
User avatar #73 to #19 - pillowmeister (07/28/2013) [-]
Yarr, pirates be swailin' their tales too to warn yer mateys when me temper is going to blow off the pot
User avatar #259 to #73 - PadreRasta (07/29/2013) [-]
This is the kind of Grammar Nazi we need.
User avatar #76 to #73 - burnswhenipee (07/28/2013) [-]
Oh God tale...how did i **** up that much?!
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#3 - anon (07/28/2013) [-]
yes because barking is an improvement...
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#6 to #3 - drewbridge (07/28/2013) [-]
Don't be a butthurt 			******		, you're just mad because they'll give you away when you break into 			****		   
   
pic related, it's a dog sweet as hell 			************		 ninja skills
Don't be a butthurt ****** , you're just mad because they'll give you away when you break into ****

pic related, it's a dog sweet as hell ************ ninja skills
#354 to #6 - cabbagemayhem (07/29/2013) [-]
Those are pretty good ninja skills for a dog.
Those are pretty good ninja skills for a dog.
#117 to #3 - droop (07/29/2013) [-]
It is because if someone breaks into your house, the cat's gonna rub against them and meow while a dog will probably wake you up barking.   
So yeah, it is.   
I probably worded that weird but you get what I mean.
It is because if someone breaks into your house, the cat's gonna rub against them and meow while a dog will probably wake you up barking.
So yeah, it is.
I probably worded that weird but you get what I mean.
User avatar #236 to #117 - maltionthefurry (07/29/2013) [-]
I dont know what cats you've had but all the cats I've had? If they dont know the person they hiss ******* LOUDLY to get my attention and the only way to settle my cat down is to like, pat the dude/gal on the shoulder.
#349 to #117 - cabbagemayhem (07/29/2013) [-]
Little dogs will put your ears out barking at nothing 15 times a day, every day of your life. Way too much maintenance for a burglar alarm, in my opinion.
Little dogs will put your ears out barking at nothing 15 times a day, every day of your life. Way too much maintenance for a burglar alarm, in my opinion.
#279 - mostinterestingfox **User deleted account** (07/29/2013) [-]
all of these qualities sound alot like a lynx
#332 to #279 - sportsmaniac (07/29/2013) [-]
Or a Savannah cat (part serval, part house cat).
#2 - awesumjjman (07/28/2013) [-]
cats are the 			****
cats are the ****
#87 to #2 - anon (07/28/2013) [-]
Dissenting opinions about cats on the internet, and people are thumbing it up?

I think I've accidentally stumbled into an alternate universe.
User avatar #97 to #87 - greensoul (07/29/2013) [-]
english is not your first language, is it?
#107 to #97 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what you're getting at... But yes, English my first language... I think it would be a little strange for it not to be seeing as I've lived in the states my entire life...
#108 to #107 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
English is my first language*
User avatar #112 to #107 - greensoul (07/29/2013) [-]
then you should be able to know the difference between, cats are** the** **** and cats are ****
#166 to #112 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
Or maybe I just read it too quickly and missed the 'the' in there?

A simple 'I think you may have misread the comment' would have sufficed instead of carrying on with this whole spiel.
User avatar #51 to #2 - snowshark (07/28/2013) [-]
Indeed! So long as I get to watch them in videos and not have them in my house... or my general presence. Frankly, so long as I know that they're someone else's problem and I just get to watch them do cute things (or be in hilarious pain) I'll allow their continued existence on this planet to not irritate me.

That said, I will viciously judge you on your decision to pick a cat over a dog.
#7 - nooneofinterest (07/28/2013) [-]
"I'm being raped and I find that hilarious"
#140 to #7 - slashendrix (07/29/2013) [-]
He sure is getting the pussy.

inb4 it is mostly a dog now
User avatar #23 - holeymoley (07/28/2013) [-]
O2: Be more dog Everyone, welcome to British television
User avatar #54 to #23 - snowshark (07/28/2013) [-]
Holy **** , your user image is Hat Girl.

I want that game so much I sometimes bleed from the ears.

... I'm seeing professionals about it.
#28 to #27 - peggscott (07/28/2013) [-]
Ignore the gif, Spaced is actually anything but dreadful
Ignore the gif, Spaced is actually anything but dreadful
#29 to #28 - holeymoley (07/28/2013) [-]
oh god, i typed in "British television gif" and a picture of Jimmy Saville showed up.
oh god, i typed in "British television gif" and a picture of Jimmy Saville showed up.
#30 to #29 - peggscott (07/28/2013) [-]
Old Saville, what was he like, eh...
Old Saville, what was he like, eh...
#61 to #58 - snowshark (07/28/2013) [-]
*******		 Simon would break my chain.   
   
Immortal cunt.
******* Simon would break my chain.

Immortal cunt.
#89 - agentdoubleohio (07/28/2013) [-]
Theres this cat, i think it meets all the requirements
Theres this cat, i think it meets all the requirements
User avatar #295 to #89 - Dap (07/29/2013) [-]
That is a dog in a cat's body if i've ever seen one.
#154 - kaycie (07/29/2013) [-]
wait a minute...
wait a minute...
#64 - alexanderh (07/28/2013) [-]
Things among these that cats already do, by the number listed in the OP:
1: most cats don't mind being scratched "the wrong way". Or just be a bit rougher, most cats like it.
2: Cats already do show their emotion. when they move their tail, they are annoyed. When they purr, they feel safe. when they stare you in the eye, they are challenging you. When they do that half-blink, they are being courteous, and show that they like you.
5: Most cats will, if they have access to the outside at all times, use the outside as a bathroom.
6: Some cats are very playful, but they usually play with their claws and teeth. Some enjoy this, while others don't.
7: again, some cats understand vague hand motions, and will react to the correct noises.
#75 to #64 - anon (07/28/2013) [-]
I can't thumb up because I am anon but you are definitely right.
#281 to #64 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
That half blink thing? Wow, turns out my cat likes me
User avatar #304 to #64 - rhc (07/29/2013) [-]
the point is just that cats would be better if they were dogs. of course the cartoonist exaggerates; it's a silly premise.
#329 - Jbonevan (07/29/2013) [-]
May not be agreed with but my opinion.
May not be agreed with but my opinion.
+5
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User avatar #253 - chiefrunnyjeans (07/29/2013) [-]
1 way to make dogs the ultimate pet: Get them to use the toilet. That would be awesome
#288 to #253 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
also remove ability to make annoying loud noises.
#195 - bloodmagic (07/29/2013) [-]
Most of these can also translate to How to Make women better.
Most of these can also translate to How to Make women better.
+1
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#348 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
So much butt hurt
User avatar #305 - nopenotme (07/29/2013) [-]
I'm ashamed to say I didn't see it coming until right after I read number 9.
User avatar #38 - xplosevdiarrhea (07/28/2013) [-]
Dog's life isn't always so cheerful. Sad Dog Diary
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