Warhammer Facts #2. More proof that Your emperor is a dick seriously.. just got this a month back warhammer Truth Be Told
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#22 - lorgar (07/23/2012) [-]
just got this a month back
#23 to #22 - konradkurze (07/23/2012) [-]
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Your Primarch the true Lorgar approves
#2 - MaelRadec (07/22/2012) [-]
#5 to #2 - konradkurze (07/22/2012) [-]
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User avatar #7 to #6 - konradkurze (07/22/2012) [-]
hmmm now that i dont agree with

as long as that old fart is stuck to his golden commode hes harmless, if he dies his soul would enter the warp and destroy the chaos gods

we need the chaos gods
User avatar #8 to #7 - MaelRadec (07/22/2012) [-]
what if we could take the place of goods
User avatar #9 to #8 - konradkurze (07/22/2012) [-]
we would need to remove the emperor from the golden throne but keep him alive, then have ourselves connected to the throne then die while connected so our souls get cast through the throne into the warp, so we have the thrones psychic protection while our souls fight for godlike power
then again we would need psychic powers

best bet is ally with Ahriman of the Thousand Sons and die with him
User avatar #10 to #9 - MaelRadec (07/22/2012) [-]
hmm.. right... ally ourselves with the thousand sons along with the alpha legion, word bearers, iron warriors, night lords and to make a separate alliance from the chaos undivided cause if we do Abaddon will **** **** up... again
User avatar #11 to #10 - konradkurze (07/22/2012) [-]
well youre a world eater right? and im a Night Lord. we just need Ahriman, an alpha legion, an iron warrior, a word bearer,

cant have death guard, emperors children, or black legion, they **** **** up

Ahriman might insist on 9 members since 9 is a Thousand Sons lucky number, we have 6 so i say we bring in a Raven Guard, a Blood angel, and a soul drinker to make 9
User avatar #12 to #11 - MaelRadec (07/22/2012) [-]
but they're loyal... we could try to ally ourselves with some xenos, such as eldars or dark eldars, orks or tau... orks are easy to pull to our side with the promise of technology, tau are easy to corrupt, dark eldars and eldar are a bit harder... or we could complete the corruption of the blood ravens chapter
User avatar #13 to #12 - konradkurze (07/22/2012) [-]
we could hunt down marines from the Legion of the Damned
the Soul drinkers are independant
and maybe a marine from the lost 2nd or 11th legions if we can find them
User avatar #14 to #13 - MaelRadec (07/22/2012) [-]
yes yes... and try to find the lost primarchs... maybe even try to create a legion that resembles the grey knights... we could also use the technology of the necron to our favor if we can corrupt it
User avatar #15 to #14 - konradkurze (07/22/2012) [-]

i think between the primarchs of the 2nd and 11th legions as well as Alpharius, these 3 untainted primarchs may be our start to something
User avatar #16 to #15 - MaelRadec (07/22/2012) [-]
exactly... now with the magic powers of the thousand sons, the stealth skills of the of the nightlords, the strength and savageness of the world eaters, the mechanics and titans of the iron warriors, with the loyalty and daemonhood of the word bearers, the infiltration skills of the alpha legion we'll be unstoppable
if we're lucky to have orks and eldar on our side then it even will be better
with the commados of the orks and their ability of making war machines out of scrap and the eldars warp web way our chances for success will be 10 times better
User avatar #17 to #16 - konradkurze (07/22/2012) [-]
well the only Orks that are worthy to ally with are the Blood Axes, since theyre the smartest and more 'human' of orks,...the only eldar that will fight with us might be Harlequins if we prove we're not evil,
User avatar #18 to #17 - MaelRadec (07/22/2012) [-]
ohh harlequins, now they're the most awesome and the most badass of all the eldars... seriously they're like deadpool army only less regeneration...
well the Tau could prove also a worthy ally...
User avatar #19 to #18 - konradkurze (07/22/2012) [-]
well the fire caste are good fighters, the air caste good pilots, and the earth caste good builders

just cant trust the water caste or ethereals
User avatar #21 to #19 - MaelRadec (07/22/2012) [-]
but if we corrupt some ethereal cast we can easily corrupt more tau as they are the leaders... with the water cast they're only after merchandise or diplomatic solutions so they're is nothing TOO trust
#25 - redguardsman (07/24/2012) [-]
And the funny thing is, If Emps actually took the time to conquer Angron's world and bring his boy up to the title of "Gladiator Lord" he'd have the World Eaters on his side in the Heresy.

Because saving an extra few buddies of your son is really too much to ask. I'm on the Emperor's side and even I can see that's a ton of crap.

(pic related slightly)
User avatar #26 to #25 - konradkurze (07/24/2012) [-]
one can argue, if the emperor is so great, why couldnt he just go down to the plent, show the enemy army hes the ******* emperor, and force them to let angron's gladiator allies go or else
nope, take the easy way, kidnap angron, let the glads die, piss angron off, and wonder why he betrays
User avatar #27 to #26 - redguardsman (07/24/2012) [-]
Everyone agrees the Bronze skinned douchebag deserved it.

"The Emperor was a brilliant leader, psyker and strategist... but he was a terrible father."
~Roboute Guilliman Rowboat Girlyman telling it like it is bitching.
#28 to #27 - konradkurze (07/24/2012) [-]
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The Emperor:
the greatest psyker of all time?

< how the **** did he not see this coming
#38 to #28 - sanguinius (12/26/2012) [-]
He did so he created Grey Knights. Here you go with quotation:
"One unbreakable shield against the coming darkness, One last blade forged in defiance of fate, Let them be my legacy to the galaxy I conquered, And my final gift to the species I failed."
#29 to #28 - redguardsman (07/24/2012) [-]
Power and will-wise he was the best. I mean, he is the soul that is made up of thousands of other souls fused together. Pretty hard to go against the collective memories, wills and experiences of that.

But yeah. Like I said somewhere else, the bronze skinned douchebag deserved it.

(pic related, the most hardcore Guardsman of all time and the one whose death made it possible for Big E to unleash the righteous psychic asskicking upon his ex-son)
User avatar #30 to #29 - konradkurze (07/24/2012) [-]
i just had a thought

was the emperor like Stalin back in ww2, when so many officers were screaming at him 'hitler is going to attack' and stalin said 'hell no, hes my best friend, he'd never attack me'
#31 to #30 - redguardsman (07/24/2012) [-]
That's stupid! You know Big E was called Winston Churchill back then! That, or Adolf Hitler.   
In exchange, have this .gif of ww2 in 1375P34K
That's stupid! You know Big E was called Winston Churchill back then! That, or Adolf Hitler.

In exchange, have this .gif of ww2 in 1375P34K
User avatar #32 to #31 - konradkurze (07/24/2012) [-]
an emperor, twin headed eagle, commissars, secret labs in the urals,
sounds russian to me
User avatar #33 to #32 - redguardsman (07/24/2012) [-]
Russia has too much happiness and not enough Grim Darkness. Also, Psykers.
User avatar #34 to #33 - konradkurze (07/24/2012) [-]
you didnt read about just how dark russia was did ya
between the tsar keeping everyone poor, then lenin purging people he didnt trust, then stalin purging, russia was a dark place

and the spetsnaz have some minor powers
User avatar #3 - pjotor (07/22/2012) [-]
Calling Angron's home planet for civilised is stretching it
User avatar #4 to #3 - konradkurze (07/22/2012) [-]
well it was civilized, it was just evil using gladiators and pit slaves as the major sports
User avatar #35 - ItsAboutTimeSam (08/02/2012) [-]
This is pretty bias in my mind. I play CSM but just finished reading properso burns.

The space wolves don't fight to be violent and lolkill, each primarch has a role, i.e. Rogal Dorn is the defender. Leman Russ is the executioner, his legion has to be unrelenting and without hesitation to do the dirty work. They respect the theatre of war, theres even an section in the book where a surrender occurs on a planet and the spaces wolves let it slide and don't attack.

And they don't destroy everything, they kill every enemy, but **** doesn't everyone? Theres a section in properso burns (again) that comes down to a space wolves carefully engaging enemies in melee to avoid damaging a nearby vital objective.

And yes the Emperor approves, they have a legitimate use in the great crusade, which is basically to do the dirtiest of dirty work, where other legions would refuse, falter or hesitate.

Yeah they got a mutation, so do a ton of space marine legions, ain't nothing new. Overall they are pretty bro once you get to know them. Read properso burns.
#36 to #35 - theres (08/02/2012) [-]
What do you want?
User avatar #37 to #35 - konradkurze (08/02/2012) [-]
well i have yet to read prospero burns, but i read thousand sons, and the wolves were assholes in that one, they went as far as to attack the sons to burn down that library on that captured world, and they used that wyrd guy to ******** ahriman into thinking they were friends then backstab him
then when they attacked prospero they killed every man woman and child they could find
#1 - pjotor (07/22/2012) [-]
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