NOBODY EXPECTS THE INQUISITION!!!

#1 - Stevethewizard

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(10/11/2017)[-]

That first image is heresy, Techpriest. I'd advise you to watch your step.

#2 to #1 - toxichavok [OP]

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(10/11/2017)[-]

#35 to #2 - anon id: b36fe690

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(10/11/2017)[-]

Someone, get me a Shadow Sword Titan destroyer. We'll see what your multi meltas do from half the planet away.

#36 to #35 - toxichavok [OP]

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(10/11/2017)[-]

>thinking you can get one from the mechanicum to use on a tech priest.

#18 to #1 - pirateseatcarrots

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(10/11/2017)[-]

I threatened a tech priest once...been 30 years since we got new equipment...and our system has a forge world.

#48 to #18 - toxichavok [OP]

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(10/12/2017)[-]

Your request...is...
Granted.

#26 to #18 - Stevethewizard

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(10/11/2017)[-]

It wasn't a threat. It was a simple statement, and a bit of advice applicable in many situations. Such advice could also be extrapolated to be an advisement that there may be people of an... inquisitive nature observing this content, and that they might not understand that the Dark Mechanicum can insert heretical images into otherwise acceptable compilations.

#42 to #1 - defensive

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(10/12/2017)[-]

>Inquisition threatening the mechanicum

One way ticket to gaining a new servitor

#43 to #42 - Stevethewizard

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(10/12/2017)[-]

As stated previously, not a threat. Simply a statement, and a bit of advice regarding other Inquisitors. Quite a few others don't have the experience necessary to realize that this type of content is frequently intercepted by... less than loyal former members of the Mechanicum.

#49 to #43 - toxichavok [OP]

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(10/12/2017)[-]

Well it's official, the Adeptus Arbites has approved your request for servo slavery. Any actions taken to resist or run will result in the immediate hunt for you, helmed by several officers of the Imperialus Inquisition. Have a wonderful day, and have a wonderful undeath in servitude to the Omnisiah.

#3 - kaboomz#12 on commentsRank#12

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(10/11/2017)[-]

hey warboss its been a while we took ova a dread! wot are yer doin? lets get ta bash'n 'umiez!

#5 to #3 - kaboomz#12 on commentsRank#12

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(10/11/2017)[-]

join list: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH

Mention History

GET 'DA BOYZ

#7 to #5 - rooshavik

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(10/11/2017)[-]

boss I came here as fast as I could

#9 to #7 - kaboomz#12 on commentsRank#12

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(10/11/2017)[-]

WE TAKE OVA DIS PLACE

#13 to #9 - rooshavik

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(10/11/2017)[-]

puny umies can't even put up a good fight in their contents

#16 to #13 - kaboomz#12 on commentsRank#12

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(10/11/2017)[-]

#17 to #16 - toxichavok [OP]

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(10/11/2017)[-]

Did I just get invaded by overgrown fungus?

#33 to #17 - kappathan

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(10/11/2017)[-]

get outa 'ere ya git!

#19 to #17 - kaboomz#12 on commentsRank#12

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(10/11/2017)[-]

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#21 to #19 - cotabl

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(10/11/2017)[-]

'Ello,bos',reportin' fo da dyuti

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

#24 to #21 - kaboomz#12 on commentsRank#12

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(10/11/2017)[-]

#28 to #24 - cotabl

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(10/11/2017)[-]

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#32 to #28 - kaboomz#12 on commentsRank#12

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(10/11/2017)[-]

#30 to #28 - Stevethewizard

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(10/11/2017)[-]

You see, **** like this is exactly why we formed the Ordo Xenos.
I think calling in our Chamber Militant would be a good idea.

#39 to #30 - funkycow

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(10/11/2017)[-]

Its too late for this thread I suggest leaving orbit.

#22 to #19 - toxichavok [OP]

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(10/11/2017)[-]

CLEANSE THE XENOS!!!!

#27 to #22 - kaboomz#12 on commentsRank#12

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(10/11/2017)[-]

#29 to #27 - cotabl

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(10/11/2017)[-]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

#25 to #22 - kaboomz#12 on commentsRank#12

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#31 to #5 - cotabl

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(10/11/2017)[-]

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>>#7

>>#12

'ERE WE GO,BOS

#38 to #5 - greatgranpapy

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(10/11/2017)[-]

LETS GET EM LADZ!

#12 to #3 - kappathan

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(10/11/2017)[-]

#6 to #3 - toxichavok [OP]

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(10/11/2017)[-]

#8 to #6 - kaboomz#12 on commentsRank#12

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(10/11/2017)[-]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

#11 to #8 - toxichavok [OP]

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(10/11/2017)[-]

Ork tech will never be better than ADMECH tech.

#15 to #11 - kaboomz#12 on commentsRank#12

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(10/11/2017)[-]

ork tek iz best tek

#61 to #11 - zonzog

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(10/12/2017)[-]

It depends entirely on the size of the WAAAAAAGH.

#62 to #3 - rubusguy#247 on commentsRank#247

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(10/12/2017)[-]

#37 - dickchupacabra

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(10/11/2017)[-]

That first one.

#57 to #37 - doomheit

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(10/12/2017)[-]

#53 - caesarslegion

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(10/12/2017)[-]

I'm super interested to see what will happen the Emperor finally dies. He's already basically dead, but is alive enough to keep the Imperial Web way open or whatever.

So when he dies, is the Empire basically 100% screwed?

#60 to #53 - BowChickaBowWow

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(10/12/2017)[-]

Just until he comes back to reclaim the Throne, and lead the Empire once more.

#56 to #53 - doomheit

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(10/12/2017)[-]

Theory is either that will happen, or he becomes an actual (Chaos) God.

#10 - lnfinitereaper

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(10/11/2017)[-]

**lnfinitereaper used "*roll picture*"**
**lnfinitereaper rolled image**

#14 to #10 - toxichavok [OP]

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(10/11/2017)[-]

Your still alive?

#34 to #14 - sirfapaton

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(10/11/2017)[-]

It's one of the troll accounts pretending to be the reaper.

#20 to #14 - kaboomz#12 on commentsRank#12

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(10/11/2017)[-]

'da forces uv chaos give 'em strengt

#67 to #14 - garaichu

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(10/12/2017)[-]

His still alive what?

#68 to #67 - toxichavok [OP]

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(10/12/2017)[-]

Who cares?

#4 - kittehfacemcgee

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(10/11/2017)[-]

Did I just see heresy?

#69 - imgayiguess

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(10/12/2017)[-]

So how do i get into this ? Felt like doing it for a while but when i heard they travelled through hell as transport im sold

#70 to #69 - toxichavok [OP]

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(10/12/2017)[-]

Well what facets of the series do you want to get into. The books, there's the games, the comics, the tabletop, and then just about everything else. If you want to get into it for the lower I would recommend starting with the eisenstein Omnibus or the Horus heresy. If you want to get into the tabletop I would highly recommend going to a local game shop and asking about Warhammer 40K. If you want to get into the games I would recommend the dawn of War series one through three. Or very vague introduction is the game Space Marines. If you just want to know about the lore but not read any of the books you can check out Arch Warhammer or 40K theories on YouTube. If you want that but with a bit more comedy you could try out if the emperor had a text-to-speech device by bruva alfabusa. And getting a hold of the books in digital format I have a post awhile ago label the Horus heresy now if you scroll down to the sticky comment it'll give you a link to a Mega Drive where you can download almost all of the books for Warhammer 40K including the tabletop codexes and the actual books.

#71 to #70 - imgayiguess

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(10/12/2017)[-]

I was thinking games and books, thanks for the help friendo

#72 to #71 - toxichavok [OP]

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(10/12/2017)[-]

Well when you have specific questions about something that the books don't handle I would recommend Arch Warhammer on the subject that you have questions about. If the emperor has a text-to-speech device is for when you have a more firm grasp on the understanding of the lore. And don't worry about feeling overwhelmed by the amount of everything in the series I've been a fan of Warhammer for 3 years and there's still stuff that I do not ****** know.

#73 to #72 - imgayiguess

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(10/12/2017)[-]

3 years ?...this seems promising, i wanted something to be obbsesd with again. **** usually gets old way to fast. Thanks for the help op, today you were not a faggot

#74 to #73 - toxichavok [OP]

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(10/12/2017)[-]

THIS WILL EAT YOUR ******* LIFE, IVE SPENT MORE ON BOOKS AND MINIATURES THAN I HAVE ON MY CAR!!!

#75 to #74 - imgayiguess

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(10/12/2017)[-]

...i got chills but thats impressive

#76 to #75 - toxichavok [OP]

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(10/12/2017)[-]

The amount of money ive spent on my 86 mustang makes me want to cry.

#77 to #76 - imgayiguess

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(10/12/2017)[-]

Mind telling the diffrence ? im a curious ****

#78 to #77 - toxichavok [OP]

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(10/12/2017)[-]

3 grand more on miniatures than my car and ive spent 5 grand in total on my car

#80 to #78 - imgayiguess

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(10/13/2017)[-]

Damn dude make a comp of them and mention me fgt plz

#81 to #80 - toxichavok [OP]

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(10/13/2017)[-]

It's going to be a while though, half of them are still unassembled and the ones that are together aren't even painted yet. I procrastinate way too much

#46 - fistmyass

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(10/12/2017)[-]

I too would like to be powerfisted...