Why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch?

-Are you ok?
-Nah man
I fucking lost it in that part

this please Bateman

so pretty much you're encouraging the behavior of posting TheOatmeal content?

Absolutely not! Weren't you paying attention?

>So If you could delete this post to prevent TheOatmeal and FJ (two very beloved sites of mine) from arguing and shitstorming again, that'd be great.

I just think green thumbs are nicer than red ones.

Yeah and people post content to get green thumbs.

Your comment is like stating drugs are bad and tell people not to do them, but you do them yourself.

Links aren't drugs. These are quite different things. Posting this link would navigate a user to TheOatmeal's website, which is not a part of FJ. Posting TheOatmeal's original content on FJ is very much ill advised because of the dispute between the two. I'll provide you with a link which should tell the story quite well for you.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Oatmeal_and_FunnyJunk_legal_dispute

i know the story. You're missing what I'm saying. I'm stating that your giving a green thumb, which is rewarding the funny content, if everyone gave them green thumbs like you (which they did to make this content on the front page) it will give OP the idea that posting more of TheOatmeal content to get more thumbs, resulting in the legal suit all over again.

Right you are. However, wouldn't you be more encouraged to take my advice if I were to give you green thumbs instead of red?

if i was posting content and getting green thumbs was my goal, then yes. I'd do whatever it was to get more green thumbs.

Then by taking my advice, this post would be deleted. We share a goal, kind sir, but our methods vary. Science! ♥

Man, you're a little late to this content.

this is what happens when i stay up to 5am going through content

Teach me how to be original like you

I laughed way too much at this than I had at front page In a while thank you sir.

Look a couple of comments below you.