You need to man the Fck Up!

#1 - hankhillofthe

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(11/23/2012) [-]

I'd've is an actual contraction?

#4 to #1 - anon id: 47285d25

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(11/23/2012) [-]

I would have

#25 to #1 - Ivandrago

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(11/24/2012) [-]

Yessir! Double contractions are indeed a thing, and are one of my favorite aspects of grammar due to them catching so many off guard.

#60 to #1 - danniegurl

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(11/24/2012) [-]

oddly enough, this gif doesn't come up on google, which really stinks because i had use for it a few minutes ago, but i had to type the words out like a neanderthal!

#61 to #60 - hankhillofthe

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(11/24/2012) [-]

Fun fact:

The politically and grammatically correct pronunciation of Neanderthal is

Knee And Er Tall

#5 to #1 - neverunderstand

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#11 to #1 - Kirbyman

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(11/23/2012) [-]

Can this be further extended with i'd've'nt ?

#13 to #11 - anon id: b56b62c1

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(11/24/2012) [-]

Sadly, no. The syntactically correct phrase is "I would not have", not "I would have not".

#14 to #13 - Kirbyman

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(11/24/2012) [-]

I'd'nt've ?

#17 to #14 - feralxinsanity

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(11/24/2012) [-]

I don't know why but this legitimately made me snort-laugh.

#18 to #17 - Kirbyman

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(11/24/2012) [-]

Hooray

#40 to #14 - wiredguy

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Most people I know actually say that IRL so, yeah, I suppose ._.

So many apostrophes...

#15 - spamalope

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(11/24/2012) [-]

ITS IN MY SUIT!

#37 to #15 - shadowbloodedge

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(11/24/2012) [-]

that was a good movie.

#48 to #37 - apocalypseboyz

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What's the movie called?

#65 to #48 - gabetheearthbender

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(11/24/2012) [-]

apollo 18 i haven't seen it either

#26 to #15 - heartlessrobot

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#12 - rileymire

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(11/23/2012) [-]

Me in that situation

#87 - maxbomb

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(11/24/2012) [-]

I guess you could say he was on the highway to hell

#97 to #87 - elitedarkone

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(11/24/2012) [-]

CARLOS CLAM YOUR NOISE HOLE

#91 to #87 - mrsockz

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CARLOS SHUT UP

#36 - eyeblowbarrs

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(11/24/2012) [-]

******* helmet spiders

#8 - hybredmoon

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(11/23/2012) [-]

"I'd've"

#41 to #8 - benjaminbutton

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What's wrong with that? I would have, I'd've. While far from formal, it is grammatically correct

#38 to #8 - TheRedDragon **User deleted account**

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#42 - Thevaultboy

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#45 to #42 - nocta

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#3 - anon id: c9fd5357

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(11/23/2012) [-]

Except there are 9 gates of hell.
Kek.

#6 to #3 - vlandis

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there are 7 gates, but 9 circles(according to dante)

#34 - thetattooedone

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#35 to #34 - thewasteland

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#84 to #35 - aerosol

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I like that one more than the original.

#27 - tanfapstick

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(11/24/2012) [-]

well scientifically you are the center of the universe always

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#29 to #28 - tanfapstick

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(11/24/2012) [-]

simply put the universe is always expanding but not from a central point like if you were to put dots on a balloon and inflate it picking a dot as a reference point all other dots will move away from it at the same speed there for making that the temporary center of the balloon so its all relative

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#32 to #31 - tanfapstick

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(11/24/2012) [-]

watch vsauce or scishow on youtube its fun-er-ific