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Where would walkers be?

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#4 - dwarfman (02/12/2013) [-]
Death watches in silent vigil. I ride from Hell's gates to judge the living dead.
User avatar #21 - dancokacole (02/12/2013) [-]
Just remember, even if zombies are smart they aren't capable of learning since that requires strenuous brain activity. So even if they know how to climb ladders, open doors, avoid tripwires... anything they don't know how to do will be their downfall. Do zombies know how to identify traps well? no. Even if they are intelligent they will never be smart enough to not step on what looks like solid footing, so trapholes will be effective. They arent capable of suspicion so if you are out in the open they are coming for you in most likely the most direct path. Not to mention they aren't intelligent enough to hide if you begin raining fire down upon them from a scaffolding if they think they can get to you. So it would make a lot of things easier if they are undead. However the possessed and diseased can be as intelligent as normal humans and capable of learning, so it would just be a matter of you being capable of outsmarting a person, which isnt difficult at all either. Zombie apocalypses are for the intelligent, athleticism is icing on the cake. The best groups of survivors would consist of three highly intelligent people and two people for brawn. This is because if the brawn equals or surpasses the intelligent they will try to get their ideas on the roll, and that can only be detrimental in relation. This is also what is currently happening to our society, we have more idiots than smart people so the idiots want to make sure everything stays understandable to them, handing the reigns over to someone smarter than you is against human nature though to be fair... but i digress. In times of a zombie apocalypse find the smartest most trustworthy person you know, that makes you the brawn. or find the brawn, that makes you the smartest. but always remember, if youre the smartest then everything is limited to your mental capabilities. And also remember, the dumber someone is the smarter they think they are and the more assured of themselves they are. be wary
#16 - anonymous (02/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Where the **** is 28 Days later?
Without a doubt the best zombie film. Obviously we'd all be pretty ****** , but still, the fact it's missing pisses me off.
User avatar #18 to #16 - werttit (02/12/2013) [-]
It's right there, on the smart/fast section
#20 - intrepidy (02/12/2013) [-]
Personally speaking, if a "Zombie" has a heart beat, such as in 28 days later they are still alive and not a Zombie. You could theoretically still cure them/hit them with tranquilizers.
#14 - maddboiy (02/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
actually the zombies in the 1968 Night of the Living Dead were quite smart, the used rocks to smash the headlights on a car because they hate bright light and one uses a rock to brake into a car which Barbara is trying to escape in.   
Just saying..
actually the zombies in the 1968 Night of the Living Dead were quite smart, the used rocks to smash the headlights on a car because they hate bright light and one uses a rock to brake into a car which Barbara is trying to escape in.
Just saying..
User avatar #22 to #14 - dancokacole (02/12/2013) [-]
That makes them at least as smart as chimps. So I agree with you
User avatar #27 - dancokacole (02/12/2013) [-]
How are the slither zombies not higher up on the smart scale? They knew to lie, how to pick humans off one by one with lies, and they even moved extremely fast when the possession took full effect or when they were just the possessing worms... I think slither got cheated on this scale.
User avatar #17 - codyxvasco (02/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
They should have put Resident evil 1 the movie, would have been much safer.
User avatar #15 - galacticboner (02/12/2013) [-]
"Quarantine"
Another ****** american remake.
User avatar #13 - WMDxVeLoCiTy (02/12/2013) [-]
walkser are pretty smart, as seen in the most recent episode they are able to find small openings and open them further to get in. they are slow but at night they are more active so they would be above planet terror in my opinion
User avatar #12 - aconfuseddonut (02/12/2013) [-]
What about The Last Man On Earth?
User avatar #11 - tempfaux (02/12/2013) [-]
I believe in the walking dead there were a few points made about the walkers:
-The walkers are slower during the day and more active at night (no real reason given)
-The longer a walker goes without food the slower it gets
-Cold slows them down (this may not have been in the walking dead)
There have been other things mentioned in both the show and comics but I can't recall them off the top of my head.
#7 - theangryvegan (02/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
First of all walkers are "diseased"

they are pretty dumb. they have no logic nor communication.

they can walk pretty decent. not really running, but fast enough to catch an injured person.

my opinion is [pic] .. maybe i forgot some scened where i get disproved.. i am open for other opinions
#6 - anonymous (02/12/2013) [-]
Well deaths in the walking dead are caused by other people, and death by walkers are almost always avoidable and are only caused by stupidity and silly mistakes. Even murder is a problem, the show highlights how human society would continue in a zombie apocalypse, it doesn't so much focus on zombie combat action and tends to focus on relationships and emotions felt by the characters. The walkers are basically filler
User avatar #5 - victoryismine (02/12/2013) [-]
Walkers are kind of all over the place. But it seems that most of them are slow and dumb.
User avatar #2 - SirSheepy ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
wherever it is most convenient for the characters at the time. seriously, they are REALLY inconsistent with that
User avatar #1 - guiguito ONLINE (02/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
can't find the walking dead
i guess it's just for movies
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