How to survive the zombie apocalipse. Truth.. Can't! im doing stuff and things walking dead Time
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User avatar #1 - limb (03/21/2013) [-]
I constantly look over my shoulder and I am always aware of my surroundings, but I'm also a paranoid **** .
User avatar #68 to #1 - newinterweber (03/22/2013) [-]
stop doing blow
#70 to #1 - JudasLitl (03/22/2013) [-]
what about your other shoulder, that's where they like to hide
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#6 to #1 - anon (03/21/2013) [-]
Iknow that.
#2 - mctoilet **User deleted account** (03/21/2013) [-]
Can't! im doing stuff and things
User avatar #84 to #2 - severepwner (03/26/2013) [-]
This joke is confusing me. I don't remember it.
#55 - studbeefpile (03/22/2013) [-]
Here's 1 solid rule for most 'run away' situations-i.e. Nazi Zombies (or zombie games in general)

No matter when the last time you turned around was, regardless of the last time you looked behind you, paying no respect to the most recent glance over your shoulder, the enemy is ALWAYS right behind you.
User avatar #56 to #55 - fukkentyranitar ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
That and you NEVER open the first door until at least round 5.
User avatar #67 to #56 - raigen (03/22/2013) [-]
What about Tranzit? me and my friend go at rounds 3-5 to start rustling zombie jimmies.
User avatar #75 to #67 - fukkentyranitar ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
Tranzit is the only exception.
User avatar #34 - gragasvlad (03/21/2013) [-]
The zombie usually go gaaah or something when they see people so how about using your ears
#41 to #34 - billofclarance (03/22/2013) [-]
EXACTLY! It's like everybody in that show can't notice or hear a zombie dragging its feet and growling unless it's like 3-7 feet away from them.
User avatar #42 to #41 - gragasvlad (03/22/2013) [-]
You helped me figure it out :O

The zombies all play CoD and use the Perk that removes the sound of yuor footsteps
User avatar #43 to #42 - gragasvlad (03/22/2013) [-]
your*
User avatar #38 - portshadow **User deleted account** (03/22/2013) [-]
But NOT how you survive the Slenderman Apocalypse.
User avatar #8 - heartgoldawesome (03/21/2013) [-]
I've never seen this show, but that kid looks stupid.
User avatar #9 to #8 - asschwitz (03/21/2013) [-]
He becomes quite the little bad-ass in this season. Previous seasons he was a dumb ******* pussy.
User avatar #12 to #9 - iamkagji ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
He was still naïve and sheltered. He is one of the few characters in the series they haven't completely botched yet.
User avatar #50 to #12 - PedoBeiber (03/22/2013) [-]
NON-CANNON!
User avatar #51 to #50 - iamkagji ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
What's non-canon? I own and have read every one of the book, comic or otherwise, out to date as well as seen every episode at least twice. You tell me which part of saying "when the series started Carl was a naïve, sheltered little boy who had yet to grasp the full nature of the situation" and I will do my best to correct it.
User avatar #52 to #51 - PedoBeiber (03/22/2013) [-]
They don't do the comics justice, so in my mind I set them as non-cannon. Just a television series based off a comic book.
User avatar #54 to #52 - iamkagji ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
Oh the show. Yeah **** the show if they don't fix it by the next episode I quit.
User avatar #13 to #12 - asschwitz (03/21/2013) [-]
I haven't read the comics really :/
User avatar #14 to #13 - iamkagji ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
You should they are way better. I am giving them one more episode to make Andrea get her **** in order before I stop watching. They have destroyed everything I love about the series.
User avatar #15 to #14 - asschwitz (03/21/2013) [-]
I'll give em a try sometime. Whether they match up or not, I'll still keep watching.
User avatar #16 to #15 - iamkagji ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
You might change your mind when you read the comics. I've been reading them since the first issue, so I can't stand how they messed the show up. There is absolutely no way they got they are in the show without saying "Hey guys, you know that amazing zombie survival comic series? Let's see how badly we can **** it up, but put a kickass Norman Bates character to keep people watching."
User avatar #18 to #16 - asschwitz (03/21/2013) [-]
To be fair, it's AMC, they make shows with Drama, and will add/subtract things to keep it with Drama. But I can see where you're coming from
User avatar #21 to #18 - iamkagji ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
There is more than enough drama in the comics already. All they needed to do was adapt it to television and not change a damn thing. If they had done that there wouldn't be a single complaint anywhere. Though I do agree that Daryl and Merle are a welcome addition to the series
User avatar #22 to #21 - asschwitz (03/21/2013) [-]
True I guess, ohwell, they did say that 1-2 important characters will die in the upcoming episodes, so maybe somehow that will effect Andrea and make her, you know, stop being a dumb bitch and more like how her character was in the comics.
User avatar #23 to #22 - iamkagji ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
It had better. In the comics all it took was getting swarmed in the gated neighborhood in the second book. No one died, but she finally realized that **** was serious.
User avatar #25 to #23 - asschwitz (03/21/2013) [-]
Yea no **** .
User avatar #26 to #25 - iamkagji ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
But the point is it didn't and shouldn't take seeing 10 or more people die because of her to finally make her stop being such a stupid useless bitch.
#80 to #26 - discon (03/22/2013) [-]
I think she will get her **** together by the end of this season. I'm guessing she'll escape and **** **** up, and then become a useful member of the group again :D

On a side note: I've read all issues up to #104, but now they've started being so damn expenesive that I don't know if I can allow myself any more issues. What's happening now is incredibly exciting though :D
User avatar #83 to #80 - iamkagji ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
I am a purist when it comes to making books or comics into movies. I don't want to see the director's "unique" take on the story, I want to see the real story as described in the book. It's why I can't watch Eragon or the Hunger Games and why I will probably quit watching The Walking Dead.
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User avatar #47 to #9 - taintedangel (03/22/2013) [-]
Where in the comics he was never a dumb ******* pussy.
#36 - anon (03/21/2013) [-]
Dat spelling in the title...
#60 - darkmagicmge (03/22/2013) [-]
I'm safe!
#63 - nitrojoe (03/22/2013) [-]
And then
#62 - anon (03/22/2013) [-]
1000th thumb I mean.

Blow me, bitches.
#72 to #62 - HarvietheDinkle (03/22/2013) [-]
what an accomplished life you must lead.
#79 to #77 - flamedragoon (03/22/2013) [-]
not if i kill you and stoff you first
not if i kill you and stoff you first
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User avatar #20 - doopleganger (03/21/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who still thinks Carl is a miserable little ****
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User avatar #27 to #20 - rokulda ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
Yep. Carl is a ******* badass now.
User avatar #29 to #27 - doopleganger (03/21/2013) [-]
Around Season 3? I'm surprisingly still up to season 2. Up to the part where *SPOILER* he gets shot *SPOILER*
User avatar #30 to #29 - rokulda ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
Yeah he begins to turn into a badass in s3
User avatar #31 to #30 - doopleganger (03/21/2013) [-]
Even so I'll still think he's a little **** probably
User avatar #32 to #31 - rokulda ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
mkay
User avatar #33 to #32 - iveseensomethings (03/21/2013) [-]
I just hate the way he looks in the hat. I want to walk up to him and smack it off his head and just...just shake my head at him while he cries.
#58 to #20 - thattmanguy (03/22/2013) [-]
i honestly think hes pretty badass i mean nobody in the group can keep their **** together except carl...
User avatar #71 to #58 - questionquota (03/22/2013) [-]
Ahem, Daryl.
User avatar #3 - bigveinysausage (03/21/2013) [-]
After he loses his eye it actually becomes a problem for him. You know blind angle and all that.


and yes. Spoiler. FU
User avatar #4 to #3 - nandaaz (03/21/2013) [-]
haven't seen that ep yet, how does he lose it?
User avatar #7 to #4 - josephwolfe (03/21/2013) [-]
Eye related things.
User avatar #5 to #4 - bigveinysausage (03/21/2013) [-]
It's just from the comic. So it doesn't necessarily happen in the series.
#10 to #3 - clubberslover (03/21/2013) [-]
really? **** you man.. dont even spoil the books for me. ****
#49 to #3 - thundagawd ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
If you're going to put a spoiler alert, put it IN FRONT of your comment, otherwise that defeats the entire purpose of a spoiler alert -_-
User avatar #81 to #49 - bigveinysausage (03/22/2013) [-]
Oh. I had really no idea that Spoiler alerts worked that way. Thank you for sharing that piece of information with me.



Are you gonna thumb this down too so I can die a little more? jk I dont care.
User avatar #11 to #3 - I Am Monkey (03/21/2013) [-]
Rick also loses his hand in the comics, but they're not doing that. They change a lot of things for the sake of being on TV. They also didn't have Michonee sodomize the governor with a spoon.
User avatar #24 to #11 - ifightdragons (03/21/2013) [-]
has it been said theyre not doing it? he still could lose it but i dont think he will
#61 - anon (03/22/2013) [-]
1000th comment.

Blow me, bitches.
#59 - anon (03/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #65 to #59 - hentailovers (03/22/2013) [-]
well, looks like im safe, she dies 13 years ago
User avatar #66 to #65 - hentailovers (03/22/2013) [-]
died* -.-
User avatar #17 - DrBobsPatient (03/21/2013) [-]
anyone know where i can watch WD for free?
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heres a better link in HD tinyurl.com/dy72736
User avatar #44 to #17 - bobodevetjedan (03/22/2013) [-]
The internet
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1channel.ch

its good for streaming anything
#73 to #17 - questionquota (03/22/2013) [-]
Project Free Tv
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