The game was rigged from the start

#2 - thorisawhore#418 on commentsRank#418

Reply+599

(10/21/2017)[-]

Now that's a delivery service you can count on.

#12 to #2 - demicus

Reply+124

(10/21/2017)[-]

Goddamit, read it in his voice even.

#43 to #12 - tenaciouslee

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(10/22/2017)[-]

Mr. New Vegas is the best DJ, **** everyone who says Three Dog is better.

#62 to #43 - thorisawhore#418 on commentsRank#418

Reply+52

(10/22/2017)[-]

Yes, Three Dog is better than Mr. New Vegas. Not by much, they're both great, but Three Dog is unbeatable.

But, what we can really all agree on, is both Three Dog and Mr. New Vegas are 1000% better than the FO4 radio DJ

If i wanted an autist to narrate my radio, I'd make my own ******* station

#70 to #62 - anon id: a074e075

Reply+26

(10/22/2017)[-]

Three-Dog is very beatable. He hardly had any hit points and by the time you get to him it shouldn't take more than a shot to the head. Never been able to kill Mr. New Vegas though

#81 to #70 - rumpelstilzchen

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(10/22/2017)[-]

Good point.
By the way, if you shoot Three Dog, his technician starts to narrate on the radio, and she always is pissed, saying stuff like "Today's news: I got nothing because some asshole killed Three Dog". It's pretty funny.

#90 to #62 - anon id: 3eda5cff

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(10/22/2017)[-]

I liked the FO4 guy at first, but hearing him stumble over the same lines over and over got really annoying after a while. It was funny hearing "great jewel green- I mean, er, uh, great green jewel of the commonwealth" once, but damn it got old. Mr New Vegas on the other hand, I could listen to him charm me as though I were a woman all day.

#95 to #62 - anon id: 1dbf7f27

Reply0

(11/02/2017)[-]

You know who needs to make the leap to Fallout? LAZLO!

#48 to #43 - anon id: 9daaae35

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(10/22/2017)[-]

THAT is because Three Dog ain’t a robot!

#47 to #43 - anon id: db5068fc

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(10/22/2017)[-]

333333333333333333333three333333333333333333333333333333333 DAWWWWWWWWWWWGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!

That is all i know from him.

It's Bing bing bing bing bing Crosby.

It sure is DENO, it sure is.

Cause he has spurs that jingle jangle jingle

Because he has heartaches by the number.

This is Mr. New Vegas wishing you lady like luck, tonight.

#50 to #47 - tenaciouslee

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(10/22/2017)[-]

You're listening to Radio New Vegas, your little jukebox in the Mojave wasteland. I'm Mister New Vegas, and I'm here for you.

#67 to #50 - thorisawhore#418 on commentsRank#418

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(10/22/2017)[-]

The women of New Vegas ask me a lot if there's a Mrs. New Vegas. Well of course there is: you're her. And you're still as perfect... as the day we met.

#55 to #43 - dajewishmankey

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(10/22/2017)[-]

I think people said Three Dog was better because we heard a lot more from him on GNR what with it being a political radio that plays music too whereas NVR was just a news station that played music and thus not much was heard of the NVR host. I'm guessing that was an unnecessarily long and pretty unintelligible sentence and I'm sorry

#60 to #55 - tenaciouslee

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(10/22/2017)[-]

Well those people can **** off, RNV is best radio.

#61 to #60 - dajewishmankey

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(10/22/2017)[-]

For sure. I wish Mr. New Vegas would talk more though.

#63 to #61 - tenaciouslee

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(10/22/2017)[-]

His spaced out speaking sections makes them that much more special.

That, and you can't beat Wayne Newton's voice, though I think Johnny Cash being the radio narrator would've been badass, I love Johnny Cash's gravel-y voice.

#102 to #43 - anon id: 4b5be6af

Reply0

(03/11/2018)[-]

of course, hes a ******

#103 to #102 - anon id: 4b5be6af

Reply0

(03/11/2018)[-]

****** common racial slur for the black male

#41 to #2 - inuares

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(10/22/2017)[-]

Today's headlines have been brought to you by Primm. Primm: the other New Vegas.

#44 to #41 - thorisawhore#418 on commentsRank#418

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(10/22/2017)[-]

Hey New Vegas, we all know the pain that numbers can bring us. Well so has Guy Mitchell, who's got heartaches by the number.

#49 to #44 - anon id: db5068fc

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(10/22/2017)[-]

Heartaches by the number
Troubles by the storm
Every day you love me less
Each day I love you more.

Yes I got heartaches by the number
A love that I can't win
But the day that I stop counting
That's the day my world will end.

Still know the beginning baby!!

#82 to #49 - rumpelstilzchen

Reply+6

(10/22/2017)[-]

That's one of my favourite steam recommendations.

#51 to #49 - thorisawhore#418 on commentsRank#418

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(10/22/2017)[-]

I played the game so much in college my roommate, who never played the game a day in his life, had the entire song Heartaches By The Number memorized and would sing along with it

#10 - willindor#70 on commentsRank#70

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(10/21/2017)[-]