Oh, a piece of candy

#2 - deaddropping

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PlayedLikeAFiddle.something

#47 to #2 - talldumbdork

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#19 to #2 - phicks

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**phicks used "*roll picture*"**
**phicks rolled image**played like a fiddle stick main

#3 - herecomesmaverick

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If a white item spawned in by the game is laying out in the open, chances are that it's 50/50 a trap or free loot.
However, if you come across a item dropped by a player out in the open, then red flags should be going off left and right.
And if you're a dumb enough ****** to see an entire chain of player dropped items and proceed to pick up every single last one of them, then you deserved to be ganked by the host.

#21 to #3 - nyanfatcat

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he was just going with it

#11 to #3 - homelessgiraffe

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He just wanted free stuff man

#7 to #3 - anomorphous

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maybe he was playing along because it was funny?

#15 - mattdoggy

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Sure he knew it was bait, but he thought he could take a nibble and see where it went. Little did he know he took the whole hook and three inches of line

#16 - knarlyfish

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>One time in DS1 I was in the sunken city full of rape ghosts forget the name near the far end when I was invaded
>Reddie was rolling around near the four kings staircase
>Cautiously approach
>Reddie is still just ******* rolling
>Slowly get close to him with my shield up
>He stops and stares at me
>Drops the three boss souls from the Artorias DLC
>WTFBBQ
>Lets me pick them up
>Rolls into the abyss
>Invaded Defeated

I hope you're still rolling somewhere out there, suspiciously friendly and vaguely threatening charity specter

#50 to #16 - powerlesscheese

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Was this on Xbox or PC?? Because I'm 75% sure that was me.

#51 to #50 - knarlyfish

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uhh.. ps3

sorry bud

#52 to #51 - powerlesscheese

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Wasntme.shaggy

#1 - woozuh

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James woods blocked me on twitter

#4 to #1 - markipliersdog

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Who's that?

#5 to #4 - woozuh

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The "oh a piece of candy" guy on family guy

#10 to #1 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu

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Aren't you the second best YouTuber of Funnyjunk?

#22 to #10 - zenagirl

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woozah's face reading that comment

#23 to #22 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu

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#13 - bluenebula

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I do this to people all the time. Except with less backstabbing and more "the **** is all of this?"

#25 to #13 - LeifEricson

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**LeifEricson used "*roll picture*"**
**LeifEricson rolled image**do ppl still get online in dark souls 1

#49 to #25 - kurtlanglie

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Every once in a while, the Dark Souls 1 community puts out on forums or something that they coordinate everyone to start playthroughs at the same time so the worlds have people to interact with. Same with DS2 I think.

#54 to #49 - LeifEricson

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Ive Fi ish two never played 3 and I was never able to beat 1 couldn't beat 4 Kings

#53 to #25 - bluenebula

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Well I'm always on that game because I love it and also have no life. Every now and then a sudden burst of people start playing the game all at once. Like O&S is a ******* dead-zone one day and the next every boss and their dog (hehe) has fifty summon signs on them. I knew there were these reboot things on forums like kurtlanglie mentioned, but it seems to be an "every other month" kind of thing. It's actually really nice.

#14 to #13 - bluenebula

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This guy was AFK for like 20 minutes. Seriously I must have dropped over 50 items. That man got a LOT of straight sword hilts.

#20 - majrpwnr

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Just earlier today I was invaded on the archer bridge in rhe Ringed City DLC.

Guy had a talisman and pyro equipped. Guess he was cheesing KILLS by luring people with warmth for health them using 'emit force' to chuck them off the bridge.

TFW Archer Summoner Dead

TFW Darkmoon Spawn

I decided to sit down against an arch and let the Police handle this one. Ten minutes go by as this guy trolls the **** outta Blue Boy by jogging around the arch shouting the 'HEY' gesture every now and then.

TFW Darkmoon Spawn

Guy with dual Greatswords sees situation, and decides to camp next to me to see how this all plays out.

Invader stops to say hi before continuing 'Benny Hill' antics.

I decided to remove Way of Blue cause I feel he deserves that much respect atleas t.

TFW Darkmoon uses Proof of Concord to Spawn Darkmoon

TFW Out of Magic and no sword.

Troll gets KICKED of own bridge.

Haven't laughed that hard in ages.

#12 - sakagamitomoyo

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I hate dishonorable PVP. Most of the players are **** so I win anyways, but what is the fun in attacking while the opponent is bowing or hacking or whatever. PVP is the most fun when you compete on equal terms

#18 to #12 - drewjitsu

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All's fair in love and war.

#27 to #12 - anon id: 24912d59

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Dishonorable PvP is only possible if one of the players was summoned as an enemy phantom, and even then if you're doing it with randoms you should never let your guard down

But any invader should be removed by any means

#28 to #12 - alerus

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Wasn't dishonorable the first guy bowed, it was the invader who was about to kill him without bowing, sun guy just there to sort **** out.

#29 to #28 - sakagamitomoyo

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I was kinda refering to the invader being ready to shoot while the host was bowing

#30 to #29 - alerus

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Maybe you should state that next time because from the context of the gif and the way you have stated it looks like your rooting for the invader.

#31 to #30 - sakagamitomoyo

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I guessed it was apparent when the first thing the invader does is aiming when he sees the host

#17 to #12 - heartlessrobot

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This was pretty good though. He was a dumbass for following the trail anyways.
Like when I invade, drop a trail of prism stones, and wait. I never backstab though, I just hit them with a pyromancy to get their attention.
Apparently some katana sorcerers don't put a single point into their health, because great chaos fire orb should not one shot someone I can invade at soul level 126.

#24 to #12 - guitarassassin

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You threw out honor the moment you decided to invade. Welcome to the Thunderdrome, bitch.

#32 - zipov

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Why the dumb colors? Doesn't it spoil the game?

#33 to #32 - lordogames

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Which colors are you referring to?

#34 to #33 - mrdudemanguyperson

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I assume he means why people glow red and yellow. I've always wondered the same thing since I've never played the game.

#35 to #34 - lordogames

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The red colored player is an invader and the yellow player is a friendly summon for the host, who isn't colored. Multiplayer, be it PvE or PvP is a large part of Dark Souls and so they get colored accordingly based on whether or not you're friendly or evil. The default colors for friendly and evil are white and red respectively, which can change based on covenant.

#36 to #35 - zipov

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It kills immersion.

Part of the fun is identifying your opponent.

Just having a ************ glow signifying who is who makes it too easy.

Can it be turned off?

#42 to #36 - frenzyhero

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What?
You NEED those colours. The game would be impossible to play if you can't discern what phantom you're looking at. Not to mention, it makes complete sense. Golds are Sun covenant, reds are blood covenant, and so on.

There's plenty of stealth in the game.

Now the real problem is that people dont pay the game as it was designed. There's never any hunting left in the game. People just expect a bow and a duel. **** that. It's a predator/prey feeling I go to DS for, and them ******* bowing ruins it for me. I don't want to be fed, I want to hunt. Demons Souls was perfect. There wasn't any stupid "honour" nonsense because the community was so small.

#44 to #42 - zipov

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Which game would that be?

#45 to #44 - frenzyhero

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Oh, you're just trolling.

#46 to #45 - zipov

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What? No I'm not!

I haven't played any DS games, and there are 3 parts. I don't know which game it is!

#48 to #46 - stupidpiglets

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**stupidpiglets used "*roll picture*"**
**stupidpiglets rolled image**Demon souls(OG), Dark souls 1(spiritual successor), Dark souls 2(the rebel), Dark souls 3(try not to get ganked edition)

#38 to #36 - grumpythefirst

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Trust me, Dark Souls doesn't need to be any harder

#40 to #38 - zipov

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I don't know, I'm a glutton for punishment in games.

#37 to #36 - lordogames

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The red glow is used for invaders only, and with the exception of a few PvE invasions, it is largely a PvP aspect of the game, and it tells you when you've been invaded. After Dark Souls 1 I believe you can get a ring that makes you appear normal as an invader but you're giving up stats for it.

#39 to #37 - zipov

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I would be the one wearing that ring.

Looks>functionality, always!

#41 to #39 - lordogames

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The ring would only apply for you when you become a phantom, it wouldn't affect other players invading you.

#43 to #41 - zipov

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Oh well, back to Diablo 2