games memes dump #7

#4 - emperorofbobs

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(07/17/2017) [-]

Did somebody say supreme commander?

#11 to #4 - yoshtar

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(07/17/2017) [-]

Giant UEF penis of doom.

#5 - magmon

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(07/17/2017) [-]

That first one god tournament banned almost immediately. The tactic is called FEAR, or ******* Evil Attack Rattata. It's actually impossible to beat a team of six of them.

#15 to #5 - sptnfouroneseven

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(07/17/2017) [-]

Could you... Explain how to do that strategy? My gf and I do Pokemon battles on Pokemon Showdown, and I want to piss her off a bit. This sounds like the strat.

#42 to #15 - poorlyred

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(07/17/2017) [-]

If you want, I could show you my team for Balanced Hackmons that actually pisses people off.

Rattata doesn't do the job much anymore

#17 to #15 - tariv

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(07/17/2017) [-]

Lvl 1 Ratata
Focus sash
It probably has way less speed than the enemy so they attack first
Leaves Ratata at 1hp because of sash
Quick attack has priority
Guaranteed to deal 1 damage
Enemy Pokémon faints

If multiple Pokémon, next Pokémon takes out that Ratata and the next one does the same thing

#35 to #17 - bagguhsleep

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(07/17/2017) [-]

you didn't even mention endeavor

#36 to #35 - tariv

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(07/17/2017) [-]

That's because I'm a moron

#19 to #5 - chronoeagle

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(07/17/2017) [-]

You can just like have a team with peeps with extremespeed or just more speed and also use quick att.

#33 to #19 - broswagonist

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#8 to #5 - majorpxx

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(07/17/2017) [-]

Sandstorm or hail dogg

#23 to #5 - kirkbot

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(07/17/2017) [-]

literally any move that doesn't immediately do damage can beat this strategy

#27 to #5 - darpios

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(07/17/2017) [-]

what is extreme speed / weather hazards / entry hazards / leftovers / rough skin

the only reason arceus fainted is because its owner let him faint deliberately

#30 to #5 - nolifeguide

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(07/17/2017) [-]

Get a single ghost type. You just defeated the Rattata team.

#6 to #5 - tinfoilhat

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(07/17/2017) [-]

I don't think its IMPOSSIBLE to beat.
1: You: Spikes / Stealth Rock Them: Endeavor
2: Them: Quick Attack You: Faints
3: You: Any Attack Them: Faints
4: You: Any Attack Them: Faints
Repeat until all Rattata are dead.

#7 to #6 - magmon

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(07/17/2017) [-]

Forgot about entry damage moves. To revise my statement, it takes a predictive build to defeat them, which still makes them too strong.

#10 to #7 - yoshtar

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(07/17/2017) [-]

it is also possible to beat quick attack with even higher priority moves, like Mach Punch I believe.

yeah, it's still Op and a dick-move, but there have been several strides in disarming the FEAR.

#38 to #7 - poorlyred

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(07/17/2017) [-]

In general a team of 6 Rattata is stupid, annoying, but not hard to beat.

Tons of current meta teams have anything does set up entry hazards, uses burn/toxic, and occasionally regenerators that employ said toxic/burn.

I'd say every team has at least one pokemon that can play around a FEAR tactic, so either if they have a team mainly consisting of it, they'll generally lose, or if they have just one FEAR pokemon, they'll serve as useless fodder in said match.

Don't poison the youth's mind on what's currently good, my dude.

#16 to #7 - mamabama

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(07/17/2017) [-]

any pokemon with leftovers counters that strat completely

#18 to #5 - mescoman

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(07/17/2017) [-]

Entry hazards
Substitute
Priority (as any lvl 100 will outspeed)
Iron barbs/rocky helm/rough skin
Multi hit moves
Flinching attacks (like fake out)
Ghost types
Sandstorm
Sitrus berry
There's probably more but I can't think of anything else. Heck even having Leftovers might be enough. Don't get me wrong the strategy isn't bad, but it loses it's strength when there's 6 of them as you become predictable. What it is good at is revenge killing early game when no hazards are up, so I don't personally think any more than one is good. Also tailow does it better than rattata (scrappy hits ghosts)

#24 to #18 - euchreplayer

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(07/17/2017) [-]

Doesn't anyone with sturdy also do it better than rattata due to possible more time surviving at 1 hp? like an aron sturdy and a berry to heal up back to full?

#31 to #24 - mescoman

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(07/17/2017) [-]

In theory yes, but no level 1 with sturdy knows a priority move as far as I'm aware. There are however similar strategies to FEAR that I personally think are more useful:
-sturdy+berry juice+toxic+pain split+ stealth rocks+magic bounce (with nosepass)
-sturdy+berry juice+recycle+thunder wave+swagger+magic bounce (magnemite)
-sturdy+endeavor+sandstorm (Aron)+shell bell (worse than fear IMO but in theory can sweep a team)

#44 to #31 - euchreplayer

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(07/17/2017) [-]

hmm. i suppose there is also multi hit moves to think of too. they can go through a sash right?

#45 to #44 - mescoman

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(07/18/2017) [-]

They go through sash and sturdy

#41 to #18 - anon id: f62b8e71

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(07/17/2017) [-]

Psychic Terrain
Queenly Majesty (etc)

From the top of my head those also prevent priority moves.

#20 to #5 - blancka

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(07/17/2017) [-]

Any weather effect.
Anyone with leftovers.
Anyone with rough skin or any variation on it.
Anyone with a priority move.
Anyone with stealth rock or any variation of it.

They're pretty far from unbeatable. Not been up to date with meta since X/Y launched, but stealth rock was used pretty heavily. Pretty sure the reason they're tourney banned is that they're cheesey as **** and defeat the spirit of the tournament.

#21 - ohnotheyfoundme

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(07/17/2017) [-]

Ah, he fell for the old focus sash, endeavor, quick attack combo. The oldest trick in the book...

#39 to #21 - poorlyred

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(07/17/2017) [-]

What triggers me is that he didn't know what was happening and didn't use Extremespeed to at least just knock out the Rattata like any sane person would do.

#22 to #21 - stormhammer

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(07/17/2017) [-]

Well, at least since Gen IV.

#25 to #22 - ohnotheyfoundme

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(07/17/2017) [-]

True... I guess X accuracy/Horn Drill is the oldest trick in the book as far as pokemon is concerned, but that only worked in Gen 1, so they took it out of later reprints of the book...

#3 - baloth

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(07/16/2017) [-]

****...
I wanted to go to bed now...
Now I just HAVE to watch a few Episodes of Arby 'n' the Chief -.-

#1 - denonymous

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(07/16/2017) [-]

It's always a good day when I see some RA2 content

#2 to #1 - edreces [OP]

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(07/16/2017) [-]

best RTS game for me..still play it to this day without getting bored

#32 - renegadesquash

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(07/17/2017) [-]

>David's FW level 100 Arceus faints

#28 - tigronn

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(07/17/2017) [-]

Well I mean...

#37 - warioteam

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(07/17/2017) [-]

mickey is actually designed like that, dont blame KH

#26 - anon id: 640bcd42

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(07/17/2017) [-]

Mickey Mouse's ears always have the circles facing the front. I drew mickey during that drawing class thing in disney world and when they told me this I couldn't unsee it. Even during the 3d rendering of KH, mickey's ears always point the same way no matter which way his head turns.

#34 to #26 - broswagonist

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(07/17/2017) [-]

He's drawn in profile anon

Even if the ears were pictured correctly they'd still at the very least overlap each other

They may not be lined up exactly like in the joke, but if pretend the cartoon is realistic the ears are still ****** up.