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#1 - kameken#30 on commentsRank#30

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(11/14/2017)[-]

#5 to #1 - ugoboom

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(11/14/2017)[-]

why are there two versions of this

#7 to #5 - sirfurnace

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(11/14/2017)[-]

It doesn't matter why

#8 to #7 - ugoboom

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(11/14/2017)[-]

#23 to #8 - divinedrgn#119 on commentsRank#119

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(11/15/2017)[-]

Awww Yes, Straight into the webm folder.

#25 to #23 - darddec

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(11/15/2017)[-]

Reminds me of my "pictures of people who post their face on FJ" folder.

#39 to #25 - quoterox

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(11/15/2017)[-]

Do you have it listed by username and if so do you have me? I might have posted my face at some point

#56 to #39 - darddec

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(11/15/2017)[-]

Listed by ethnicity and/or nationality.

#57 to #8 - savageoro#98 on commentsRank#98

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(11/16/2017)[-]

nooo! not my knees! i need those

#33 to #5 - sorcro

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(11/15/2017)[-]

Jan John made two jokes in his classic King's Quest V, you uncultured swine 'Tis only a jest
The video if you want reference: m.youtube.com/watch?v=JD2E0jBmE_4

#20 to #5 - morkoelorko

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(11/15/2017)[-]

in case the use one of them too much

#2 - profhershellayton

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(11/14/2017)[-]

plus if you are gonna make that joke, you joke works a bit better if 'the extra stars are available after 40 hours of reading this review'

#13 to #2 - memeber#222 on commentsRank#222

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(11/14/2017)[-]

and stars can only be bought once every 3 days

#24 to #2 - Maroon#234 on commentsRank#234

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(11/15/2017)[-]

that's from the other battlefront

#43 to #2 - anon id: e09d29e2

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(11/15/2017)[-]

Check the date.

#15 - sugoi#206 on commentsRank#206

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(11/14/2017)[-]

Give them tiers.
Each 5.49 payment gives you a chance of
-Another 1 star review
-A 2 star review
-A 3 star review
-A 4 star review
-And a chance for an extremely rare 5 star review!

Be sure to try out the 9.99 loot boxes where you have the chance of getting something actually positive written about the game in the review!

#16 to #15 - emopandaxox#264 on commentsRank#264

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(11/14/2017)[-]

* all chances are statistically .00001% of a rating change

#19 - wellimnotsure#489 on commentsRank#489

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(11/15/2017)[-]

Heres what I don't understand. Battlefront was terrible...Abortion level gaming. But people still bought 2? Like what dd you expect honestly? That would be like when I had bought HALO 4 and seen it be **** been going MAN 5 IS GOING TO ******* GREAT!

#22 to #19 - asotil

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(11/15/2017)[-]

Battlefront was a really good game from a purely videogame standpoint though. Its like Titanfall 1, a fantastic game but not worth $60

Whereas Titanfall 2 improved itself and became god tier then commited suicide late in its life, Battlefront 2 just jumped the gun and downed a bottle of Aleve

#52 to #19 - corrosionx

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(11/15/2017)[-]

Funny thing is people were like that with Halo 5. 'They'll get it right this time, I'm sure of it!".

#50 to #19 - balanced

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(11/15/2017)[-]

It has Star Wars in the name, what do you expect people to do? Not throw their money at the screen for it? As long as greedy companys keep big name titles people are going stay being retarded.

#32 to #19 - sketchE

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(11/15/2017)[-]

its almost like people have different opinions

#21 to #19 - subaqueousreach

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(11/15/2017)[-]

Except Halo 5 is ******* great you plebian

#31 to #21 - omnisaint

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(11/15/2017)[-]

Good one leaf

#34 to #31 - anon id: 801ab4a2

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(11/15/2017)[-]

Hey now. Halo 5 does at least have good multiplayer.

#35 to #34 - omnisaint

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(11/15/2017)[-]

I can agree with that but I personally believe it's not a good "halo" multiplayer.

#42 to #31 - subaqueousreach

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(11/15/2017)[-]

Best Forge, best multiplayer.

#6 - sugarsquid

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(11/14/2017)[-]

Congratulations EA. you earned one star. Additional stars can be earned by playing more, or alternatively you can purchase stars for $5.49 each.

#48 - testadamerda

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(11/15/2017)[-]

Just dont buy the game.

#49 to #48 - balanced

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(11/15/2017)[-]

Well it has Star Wars in the name, of course they have to buy it.

#18 - hitachu

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(11/14/2017)[-]

**hitachu used "*roll picture*"**
**hitachu rolled image**only 5.49? I would raise the price to 19,99 or have a season pass for 75 euro. So you can get a star every 2 months.

Or you can spend money on star crates which drop: bronze, silver and the legendary golden star(0,5% drop chance for gold).
But of course you can trade in 1000 bronze stars for 1 silver star and then you can trade 500 silver stars for 1 golden star.

But you can save a lot of time if you just pre-order your review for only 800 euros. The review contains: 2 compliments about the game and the company and 3 comparisons to other good titles like the witcher for example.

And if that's not enough!! Then you can download our review client(which has no spyware check if you have illegal copies of our other reviews for a 3% discount and 1-day early access for your next purchased review.

#26 - funkedinthetrunk

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(11/15/2017)[-]

alright here is the thing, everybody is ******** on them for what? the prices of unlocking certain heroes, because its pretty ******* petty to be upset about something like that, I am personally pissed off they are lowering the prices by 75% cause I wanted that sense of accomplishment, like in the good ol gaming days where you had to work to unlock ****, and as for the loot boxes well thats not that ******* bad, get over it you whiny little *****.

#27 to #26 - mrpiccollo

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(11/15/2017)[-]

when you are clearly either retarded or work for ea or both

#29 to #27 - funkedinthetrunk

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(11/15/2017)[-]

oh and if I worked for EA, I clearly would not be on funnyjunk cause I would have a life.

#28 to #27 - funkedinthetrunk

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(11/15/2017)[-]

so its retarded to what to work for something in a game? cause in my opinion in a time where we have multiplayer games left and right that can get boring rather quickly, its a good idea to make people play hours for something they want in game, it makes you keep on playing.

#30 to #28 - mrpiccollo

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(11/15/2017)[-]

simply put backing how they are doing it shows a lack of understanding of the whole situation, perhaps look at other statements regarding the subject to better aquaint yourself instead of making ill informed gut responses. im not going to explain the whole problem with all this to you.

#45 to #26 - anon id: f1c2bd28

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(11/15/2017)[-]

Eat a dick. They did not inform players they will have to "grind" to get Luke or Vader. It's a multi-player, they just want to join the game and have the same shot at winning as the autistic kid who paid 100$ in micro transactions AND can afford to play 4 hours a day, while they can do an hour every third day.

#46 to #45 - funkedinthetrunk

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(11/15/2017)[-]

ok well there are three choices
1. pay the **** up.
2. grind.
3. don't play the ******* game.

its not that big of an issue, everyone is making a big deal because its EA, had it been any other company it would have been a minor issue, and its because of the stigmata with EA. and even when EA said it would cut costs by 75% you still complained, what the **** do you people want? you want everything to be free? you can't have you cake and eat it too ya dumbass.

#36 to #26 - anon id: 86a49da9

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(11/15/2017)[-]

autists crying even though they don't know what they want. I agree it's all there this crying is completely stupid af, Most of it is probably from people who don't even have the freaking game. All the characters are still there, play the game and grind up to it stop being a pussy. If you don't want the game then fine. These new gamers are so trash and ruin games in the long run.

#44 to #36 - funkedinthetrunk

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(11/15/2017)[-]

Obviously the gamers these days don't understand what it was like back in the day, when games were hard and you had to grind for hours.

#38 to #36 - anon id: 86a49da9

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(11/15/2017)[-]

Games have always been about grinding up the get that certain character or whatever, Are you guys even star wars fans? You are getting credits to spend at a Hutt character. how is that not cool??