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#4 - strun
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Elizabeth is hottest
#214 to #4 - wankershimm **User deleted account**
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(06/28/2013) [-]
i beg to differ!
#235 to #4 - laspussy
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(06/28/2013) [-]
well if you wanna make some frenchfries then PoTatos will be the hottest.
#287 to #4 - tankijay
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(06/29/2013) [-]
Fugtrup.
#354 to #4 - youngfearless
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(06/29/2013) [-]
considering one of them is a potato and the other 2 are underaged.....
#111 to #4 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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#5 to #4 - swagloon
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#6 to #5 - bangala
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#7 to #6 - Animefreake
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(06/28/2013) [-]
#14 to #5 - danster
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Reminds me when I told my friend about Clementine R34. He then he shared it on the TellTale forums. MFW I indirectly made a whole thread of people look at Molly with a dick ******* Clementine.
#12 to #5 - stupidundeadzombie
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Clementine is ******* 9...
#96 to #12 - output
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(06/28/2013) [-]
9/10
#75 to #12 - swagloon
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#225 to #75 - stupidundeadzombie
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Years old.
#227 to #225 - stupidundeadzombie
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(06/28/2013) [-]
But a definite 10/10 would bang, then go to prison, then get anally raped, then cry in fetal position everynight.
#380 to #12 - anon
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(07/07/2013) [-]
That being the joke genius
#1 - fedegon
Reply +317
(06/28/2013) [-]
Three emotional girls on a dystopic world in which everything wants to kill you, and a super-intelligent AI loaded on a potato.
Goddamn, we probably crossed a line somewhere.
#325 to #1 - mattoland
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(06/29/2013) [-]
i would consider glados an emotional girl in a dystopic world where everything wants to kill you.
#108 to #1 - sharklazers
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Ellie isn't emotional at all, tbh she don't give a **** bout the apocalypse all she cares about is ************* savage starlight
#293 to #108 - anon
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(06/29/2013) [-]
You clearly haven't played the game then, have you? What about the first time she kills someone? What about the first time she compares Joel to her father? What about the time she breaks down and butchers the guy who tried to rape her? What about the entire winter segment of the game?
#339 to #293 - srskate
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(06/29/2013) [-]
****** spoilers much bro
#11 to #1 - floppyturd
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(06/28/2013) [-]
for some reason i read a super-intelligent AI loaded on a potato and couldn't stop laughing
for some reason i read a super-intelligent AI loaded on a potato and couldn't stop laughing
#18 to #11 - anon
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(06/28/2013) [-]
But... It says that.

Unless I've somehow managed to misread it ten times over..
#19 to #18 - floppyturd
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(06/28/2013) [-]
i ment when i read it i couldent stop laughing but only on that part not the rest
#22 to #1 - mrloki
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(06/28/2013) [-]
**mrloki rolled a random image posted in comment #2552154 at Friendly ** This made me think about frying the girls and ******* the potato...
#13 - KillerRekoil
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(06/28/2013) [-]
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#195 to #13 - anon
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(06/28/2013) [-]
First thing I always remember when I see GLaDOS Potato is her sarcastical clap.
#24 to #13 - navar
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(06/28/2013) [-]
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#179 to #24 - matttboy
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(06/28/2013) [-]
I ******* love Cave Johnson's recordings.
#17 - drtrousersnake
Reply +104
(06/28/2013) [-]
and everyone forgets our truest friend that we escorted
#285 to #17 - anon
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(06/29/2013) [-]
everyone knows that you were the one being escorted, then the companion cube lost the game.
#92 to #17 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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(06/28/2013) [-]
It hurts too much to remember.
It hurts too much to remember.
#120 to #17 - snakefire
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(06/28/2013) [-]
ESCORTED TO BURN
#25 to #17 - navar
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Didn't most of us murder that friend? Or watch it burn in the emancipation grid? GIF unrelated.
Didn't most of us murder that friend? Or watch it burn in the emancipation grid? GIF unrelated.
#56 to #25 - headhunternl
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Only because we were forced to
Only because we were forced to
#157 to #25 - oishiine
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(06/28/2013) [-]
But the companion cube doesn't die from the incinerator according to the end of Portal 2
#260 to #157 - anon
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(06/28/2013) [-]
psst... (SPOILERS)
#288 to #260 - oishiine
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(06/29/2013) [-]
Ahh yeah sorry. PLAY PORTAL AND PORTAL 2 EVERYONE.
#269 to #25 - drtrousersnake
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(06/29/2013) [-]
i have never been able to kill the companion cube so i still haven't beat portal. GIF unrelated.
i have never been able to kill the companion cube so i still haven't beat portal. GIF unrelated.
#99 - JHDog
Reply +93
(06/28/2013) [-]
the question is, do any of them sell hardcore drugs?!
#110 to #99 - sharklazers
Reply -72
(06/28/2013) [-]
she dies
#361 to #110 - mettallica
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(06/29/2013) [-]
I hate you. I really hate you. I have been hanging out with my friends (who have been watching a Let's Play of it) all night, and whenever they start to mention it I tell them to "Shut up, that I don't want spoilers" and yet here you are ruining everything with meaning to me. I hope you're banned. I hope DJ 4DM1N dies in hell for not adding a spoiler blocker. No better yet I hope I get banned so that way I don't have to put up with that anymore.

Inb4 Bring the red thumbs
#382 to #361 - sharklazers
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(01/10/2014) [-]
Hey faggot i'm not banned anymore. Plus she died like, what 30 mins in the game so calm yo tits bitch ass ************
#62 - crankii
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(06/28/2013) [-]
nic cage is the only escort i need
#275 to #62 - maucorn **User deleted account**
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#312 to #275 - thundagawd
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(06/29/2013) [-]
SPOILER ALERT

The actual choice has virtually no significance on the outcome of the game, it's just that in the final scene, several Elizabeth's from several different universes come together, and amongst all of those Elizabeth's "your" Elizabeth is wearing the pendant OPPOSITE of what you chose at the very beginning, implying that the Elizabeth from "your" universe never existed based on the events that happen immediately after. (feel free to specify if you want more info, as I technically didn't spoil the entire ending, just what you wanted to hear).
#313 to #312 - maucorn **User deleted account**
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#314 to #313 - thundagawd
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(06/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's rather easy to miss since her pendant probably isn't what you're focusing one during the final scene, but it's essentially what more or less confirms what you might be thinking about the way it ends, since they drown you at the very end, the Comstock in your universe is never born, so Comstock never takes away Anna in your universe, so she never goes to Columbia, and you're never presented with the option of what pendant she should wear, meaning the Elizabeth who drowns you is from a different Universe that you never encounter before like all the other Elizabeths present during the final scene.
#321 to #314 - maucorn **User deleted account**
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#322 to #321 - thundagawd
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(06/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, I actually didn't quite understand what had happened right away, I only realized what had happened after thinking about it for several hours, I love it when games get all psychological like that.
#115 - koobzacc
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(06/28/2013) [-]
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Elizabeth escorts you, you don't escort her
#266 to #115 - murrlogic
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(06/29/2013) [-]
Yeah you know all that ammo and explosives and health equipment you have? Remember who found all that for you when you are in the middle of a serious fire fight

Booker is the very definition of whipped.
#323 to #115 - ironsoul
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(06/29/2013) [-]
so she is an escort?
#278 to #115 - tehavatar
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(06/29/2013) [-]
#9 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
Reply +42
(06/28/2013) [-]
Not in dead rising 2 though, you just let that girl die to begin with.
#86 to #9 - teckemeier
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(06/28/2013) [-]
You do that in The Last of Us too but then 20 years pass and you get a new little girl.
#20 to #9 - whycanticaps
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(06/28/2013) [-]
I hate games that are solely based on having a time limit. you need ot find this **** before she dies right now! I end up rushing through the game because I don't want the time to run out
#349 to #20 - wearethefunny
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(06/29/2013) [-]
off topic but nice avatar
#362 to #349 - whycanticaps
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(06/29/2013) [-]
ty, nice picture
#23 to #20 - mrloki
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(06/28/2013) [-]
**mrloki rolled a random image posted in comment #4943052 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** After I beat the game once, I played it with a trainer - used it to go back in time 2 hours whenever I pressed 6 on the keyboard - awesome time killing random zombies all day xD
#265 to #23 - bothemastaofall
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(06/29/2013) [-]
Why were you thumbed down?
#319 to #265 - mrloki
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(06/29/2013) [-]
**mrloki rolled a random image posted in comment #4965827 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** probably because of pony haters and me rolling a pony image
#345 to #319 - anon
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(06/29/2013) [-]
more like you're a roll fag.
#346 to #345 - mrloki
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(06/29/2013) [-]
**mrloki rolled a random image posted in comment #4842722 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** that's true, I roll every time I post, everywhere, always !
#163 - reik
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(06/28/2013) [-]
This is someone you care about
#280 to #163 - tehavatar
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(06/29/2013) [-]
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#175 to #163 - swedishassassin
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(06/28/2013) [-]
I thumbed you up.   
   
Some people have trouble with their sense of when something is supposed to be a joke
I thumbed you up.

Some people have trouble with their sense of when something is supposed to be a joke
#221 - flyinjoo
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(06/28/2013) [-]
I'll just leave this overstated statement here.
#282 to #221 - thedarkestrogue
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(06/29/2013) [-]
that was the point. They modeled each character after the voice actor for better capturing of emotions.
#300 to #282 - farfigsschitter
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(06/29/2013) [-]
Ellie was voiced and mo-capped by Ashley Johnson and Troy Baker looks nothing like Joel.
#301 to #300 - thedarkestrogue
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(06/29/2013) [-]
they mentioned that in the article about it when it was first announced. They were trying to go with a look alike yet much older version of troy baker. didn't come out exactly how they wanted but they liked what they had so they kept it.
The mocapped and modelled ellie after ellen on purpose.
#318 to #221 - envinite
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(06/29/2013) [-]
What's with Ellen Page in all over games now?
#338 to #221 - tomorrowsnightmare
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(06/29/2013) [-]
Here's Ellie before they remodeled her to look less like Ellen Page
Here's Ellie before they remodeled her to look less like Ellen Page
#236 to #221 - sketchE ONLINE
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(06/28/2013) [-]
apparently she got pissed off about that. and shes going to be in beyond two souls
#306 to #221 - spetsnazvymple
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