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#13 - KillerRekoil (06/28/2013) [-]
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#195 to #13 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
First thing I always remember when I see GLaDOS Potato is her sarcastical clap.
#24 to #13 - navar (06/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #179 to #24 - matttboy (06/28/2013) [-]
I ******* love Cave Johnson's recordings.
User avatar #1 - fedegon (06/28/2013) [-]
Three emotional girls on a dystopic world in which everything wants to kill you, and a super-intelligent AI loaded on a potato.
Goddamn, we probably crossed a line somewhere.
#325 to #1 - mattoland (06/29/2013) [-]
i would consider glados an emotional girl in a dystopic world where everything wants to kill you.
User avatar #108 to #1 - sharklazers ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
Ellie isn't emotional at all, tbh she don't give a **** bout the apocalypse all she cares about is ************* savage starlight
#293 to #108 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
You clearly haven't played the game then, have you? What about the first time she kills someone? What about the first time she compares Joel to her father? What about the time she breaks down and butchers the guy who tried to rape her? What about the entire winter segment of the game?
User avatar #339 to #293 - srskate (06/29/2013) [-]
****** spoilers much bro
#11 to #1 - floppyturd (06/28/2013) [-]
for some reason i read a super-intelligent AI loaded on a potato and couldn't stop laughing
for some reason i read a super-intelligent AI loaded on a potato and couldn't stop laughing
#18 to #11 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
But... It says that.

Unless I've somehow managed to misread it ten times over..
User avatar #19 to #18 - floppyturd (06/28/2013) [-]
i ment when i read it i couldent stop laughing but only on that part not the rest
#22 to #1 - mrloki (06/28/2013) [-]
**mrloki rolled a random image posted in comment #2552154 at Friendly ** This made me think about frying the girls and ******* the potato...
#62 - crankii (06/28/2013) [-]
nic cage is the only escort i need
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User avatar #312 to #275 - thundagawd (06/29/2013) [-]
SPOILER ALERT

The actual choice has virtually no significance on the outcome of the game, it's just that in the final scene, several Elizabeth's from several different universes come together, and amongst all of those Elizabeth's "your" Elizabeth is wearing the pendant OPPOSITE of what you chose at the very beginning, implying that the Elizabeth from "your" universe never existed based on the events that happen immediately after. (feel free to specify if you want more info, as I technically didn't spoil the entire ending, just what you wanted to hear).
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User avatar #314 to #313 - thundagawd (06/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's rather easy to miss since her pendant probably isn't what you're focusing one during the final scene, but it's essentially what more or less confirms what you might be thinking about the way it ends, since they drown you at the very end, the Comstock in your universe is never born, so Comstock never takes away Anna in your universe, so she never goes to Columbia, and you're never presented with the option of what pendant she should wear, meaning the Elizabeth who drowns you is from a different Universe that you never encounter before like all the other Elizabeths present during the final scene.
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User avatar #322 to #321 - thundagawd (06/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, I actually didn't quite understand what had happened right away, I only realized what had happened after thinking about it for several hours, I love it when games get all psychological like that.
#17 - drtrousersnake (06/28/2013) [-]
and everyone forgets our truest friend that we escorted
#285 to #17 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
everyone knows that you were the one being escorted, then the companion cube lost the game.
#92 to #17 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (06/28/2013) [-]
It hurts too much to remember.
It hurts too much to remember.
User avatar #120 to #17 - snakefire (06/28/2013) [-]
ESCORTED TO BURN
#25 to #17 - navar (06/28/2013) [-]
Didn't most of us murder that friend? Or watch it burn in the emancipation grid? GIF unrelated.
Didn't most of us murder that friend? Or watch it burn in the emancipation grid? GIF unrelated.
#56 to #25 - headhunternl (06/28/2013) [-]
Only because we were forced to
Only because we were forced to
User avatar #157 to #25 - oishiine (06/28/2013) [-]
But the companion cube doesn't die from the incinerator according to the end of Portal 2
#260 to #157 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
psst... (SPOILERS)
User avatar #288 to #260 - oishiine (06/29/2013) [-]
Ahh yeah sorry. PLAY PORTAL AND PORTAL 2 EVERYONE.
#269 to #25 - drtrousersnake (06/29/2013) [-]
i have never been able to kill the companion cube so i still haven't beat portal. GIF unrelated.
i have never been able to kill the companion cube so i still haven't beat portal. GIF unrelated.
#115 - koobzacc (06/28/2013) [-]
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Elizabeth escorts you, you don't escort her
#323 to #115 - ironsoul (06/29/2013) [-]
so she is an escort?
User avatar #266 to #115 - murrlogic (06/29/2013) [-]
Yeah you know all that ammo and explosives and health equipment you have? Remember who found all that for you when you are in the middle of a serious fire fight

Booker is the very definition of whipped.
#99 - JHDog (06/28/2013) [-]
the question is, do any of them sell hardcore drugs?!
User avatar #110 to #99 - sharklazers ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
she dies
User avatar #361 to #110 - mettallica (06/29/2013) [-]
I hate you. I really hate you. I have been hanging out with my friends (who have been watching a Let's Play of it) all night, and whenever they start to mention it I tell them to "Shut up, that I don't want spoilers" and yet here you are ruining everything with meaning to me. I hope you're banned. I hope DJ 4DM1N dies in hell for not adding a spoiler blocker. No better yet I hope I get banned so that way I don't have to put up with that anymore.

Inb4 Bring the red thumbs
User avatar #382 to #361 - sharklazers ONLINE (01/10/2014) [-]
Hey faggot i'm not banned anymore. Plus she died like, what 30 mins in the game so calm yo tits bitch ass ************
#221 - flyinjoo (06/28/2013) [-]
I'll just leave this overstated statement here.
User avatar #282 to #221 - thedarkestrogue (06/29/2013) [-]
that was the point. They modeled each character after the voice actor for better capturing of emotions.
User avatar #300 to #282 - farfigsschitter (06/29/2013) [-]
Ellie was voiced and mo-capped by Ashley Johnson and Troy Baker looks nothing like Joel.
User avatar #301 to #300 - thedarkestrogue (06/29/2013) [-]
they mentioned that in the article about it when it was first announced. They were trying to go with a look alike yet much older version of troy baker. didn't come out exactly how they wanted but they liked what they had so they kept it.
The mocapped and modelled ellie after ellen on purpose.
User avatar #318 to #221 - envinite ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
What's with Ellen Page in all over games now?
#338 to #221 - tomorrowsnightmare (06/29/2013) [-]
Here's Ellie before they remodeled her to look less like Ellen Page
Here's Ellie before they remodeled her to look less like Ellen Page
User avatar #236 to #221 - sketchE (06/28/2013) [-]
apparently she got pissed off about that. and shes going to be in beyond two souls
#61 - captainyoshi (06/28/2013) [-]
Clementine is one of the few child characters in gaming that I didn't completely hate. It was entirely the opposite. She was smart, funny and brave.... and I wanted to hug her throughout the entire game
Clementine is one of the few child characters in gaming that I didn't completely hate. It was entirely the opposite. She was smart, funny and brave.... and I wanted to hug her throughout the entire game
#376 to #61 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
We can only hope that 400 Days (The next Walking Dead game by TellTales) will be as good as this.
User avatar #377 to #376 - captainyoshi (07/02/2013) [-]
I have high hopes
User avatar #141 to #61 - skrynox (06/28/2013) [-]
What game is she from?
User avatar #151 to #141 - Bobtheblob (06/28/2013) [-]
The Walking Dead.
User avatar #155 to #151 - skrynox (06/28/2013) [-]
I ******* get it it's the goddamn Walking Dead.
User avatar #253 to #156 - skrynox (06/28/2013) [-]
You told me it was the Walking Dead after two other people already told me.
User avatar #211 to #141 - trchamp (06/28/2013) [-]
The Walking Dead
#178 to #141 - captainyoshi (06/28/2013) [-]
I dont think I need to answer your question now.... but if you haven't played the game

I recommend it
Its really good
User avatar #150 to #141 - scrumdiddlyumpshus (06/28/2013) [-]
The Walking Dead.
#148 to #141 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
The Walking Dead
User avatar #228 to #61 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2013) [-]
I miss The Walking Dead Game. TellTale did a good job on forming the characters. Like when Carley/Doug died, no one expected it, at all. The whole game was so sad. The overall acting was amazing. Dave Fennoy did an A++ job on voice acting. This game overall is my favorite, and Lee is my favorite character in gaming no doubt.
#255 to #61 - rhiaanor (06/28/2013) [-]
then there is this little faggot
#9 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (06/28/2013) [-]
Not in dead rising 2 though, you just let that girl die to begin with.
User avatar #86 to #9 - teckemeier (06/28/2013) [-]
You do that in The Last of Us too but then 20 years pass and you get a new little girl.
User avatar #20 to #9 - whycanticaps (06/28/2013) [-]
I hate games that are solely based on having a time limit. you need ot find this **** before she dies right now! I end up rushing through the game because I don't want the time to run out
#23 to #20 - mrloki (06/28/2013) [-]
**mrloki rolled a random image posted in comment #4943052 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** After I beat the game once, I played it with a trainer - used it to go back in time 2 hours whenever I pressed 6 on the keyboard - awesome time killing random zombies all day xD
User avatar #265 to #23 - bothemastaofall (06/29/2013) [-]
Why were you thumbed down?
#319 to #265 - mrloki (06/29/2013) [-]
**mrloki rolled a random image posted in comment #4965827 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** probably because of pony haters and me rolling a pony image
#345 to #319 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
more like you're a roll fag.
#346 to #345 - mrloki (06/29/2013) [-]
**mrloki rolled a random image posted in comment #4842722 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** that's true, I roll every time I post, everywhere, always !
#349 to #20 - wearethefunny (06/29/2013) [-]
off topic but nice avatar
#362 to #349 - whycanticaps (06/29/2013) [-]
ty, nice picture
#100 - yuukoku (06/28/2013) [-]
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I think escort quests are quickly becoming much better...
#90 - alucord (06/28/2013) [-]
only one other
User avatar #101 to #90 - smittywrbmnjnsn (06/28/2013) [-]
Those, were the most INFURIATING escort quests ever.
Oh, why not trade all of your ammo and med-kits...and about an hour of your time, for 1 new plasmid.
#133 to #101 - alucord (06/28/2013) [-]
I never saw what the big deal was, set up some traps, some explosives, and stand back as they try and rush her as I shoot them and they generally ignore me.

If one gets to her, drill him to hell.
User avatar #160 to #133 - mrbuu (06/28/2013) [-]
dis ***** knows how to protect little girls.
#189 to #160 - bonlino (06/28/2013) [-]
in more ways than one
User avatar #172 to #133 - smittywrbmnjnsn (06/28/2013) [-]
I played on too hard a difficulty then.
Cause, I'd set ALL my traps, protecting the girl the first time...and they'd still get through.
Then, when I'd shoot them, they'd begin to focus on me, and once they did that, I'd run out of ammo and drill fuel.
Then, I'd have to carry the girl around for another 20 minutes, just to get enough ammo to survive another.
#183 to #172 - alucord (06/28/2013) [-]
I played on hard and did fine, to each his own I guess.

Wait. a plasmid per girl?
You harvested them you sick ****
User avatar #185 to #183 - smittywrbmnjnsn (06/28/2013) [-]
No, I saved them.
But, you know, you get a gift afterwards.
User avatar #2 - thenoodleking **User deleted account** (06/28/2013) [-]
Sadly, I have never had the chance to play any of those games...
#197 to #2 - andypanda (06/28/2013) [-]
i'm too poor to be a gamer lol
#230 to #197 - thenoodleking **User deleted account** (06/28/2013) [-]
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#8 to #2 - psychadelicace ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
I know that feel
#308 - spetsnazvymple (06/29/2013) [-]
then theres dis ho
#326 to #308 - fournum (06/29/2013) [-]
That bitch is Russian, she didn't even need a gun.

BUT YOU STILL HAD TO DIE LIKE 5 ******* TIME JUST TO GET HER ASS TO THE DOOR!!!
User avatar #356 to #326 - DoktorHax (06/29/2013) [-]
and thats on easy.
User avatar #331 to #308 - spanishninja (06/29/2013) [-]
dem triengle tits
#257 - buriedstpatrick (06/28/2013) [-]
They are all girls. Funny how that works.
#328 to #257 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
I wouldn't call Glados a girl, a woman maybe, but frankly I'm not even sure I would call her any human term.
#10 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
I would not call carrying PotaTOS an escort mission...
#163 - reik (06/28/2013) [-]
This is someone you care about
#280 to #163 - tehavatar ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
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#175 to #163 - swedishassassin (06/28/2013) [-]
I thumbed you up.   
   
Some people have trouble with their sense of when something is supposed to be a joke
I thumbed you up.

Some people have trouble with their sense of when something is supposed to be a joke
User avatar #36 - therealpokemon (06/28/2013) [-]
Oh my God, is the upper left hand corner The Last of Us? Whatever it's from, those graphics are amazing!
#281 - xxiixx (06/29/2013) [-]
This is clearly the victor in escort games.
#332 to #281 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
Even better with the unlockable co-op
#256 - mrawesomepotato (06/28/2013) [-]
AND THEN THERES THIS BITCH
#304 - darkryuu (06/29/2013) [-]
Don't forget about claptrap
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