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Recent news that Blizzard' s subscriber base lost another 300. 000 in the last
callendar month was not .. severe a trend as previously feared, Blizzard execs assured
stockholders Friday morning. due . the entirety of the exodus being conducted by a
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The garner in question. a mysterious salient known only as “The @ aaf is best
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concept of world WP on his heme realm. and possessing the entire list of top arena
teams. All of these characters were nowhere to he found '
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setup to power his entire hometown.‘
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current state of the economy I have to footie on my primary use for my parents‘ obscene
inheritance . being the Batman."
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#16 - tinglyturtletaint (01/15/2014) [-]
While this is clearly fake, there is a guy that plays an entire raid full of accounts by himself. He has like 8 computers and a **** ton of macros. It's ******* insane. The pic is of his setup.
#23 to #16 - Rascal (01/15/2014) [-]
I played with him in Alterac Valley, he only defended and nobody could take the final dude. I think his account is devided by color/number. His main being some blood DK.
User avatar #26 to #16 - shodaihokage (01/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #32 to #16 - ugoboom (01/15/2014) [-]
Is there more sauce?
User avatar #35 to #16 - manofparody (01/15/2014) [-]
There's also a streamer on Twitch (or used to be, haven't seen him for awhile) that did about 40 multiboxes.
User avatar #54 to #16 - hecatonchires (01/15/2014) [-]
What the hell man, how can he command all of them at the same time? Also doesn't he have better things to do?
#96 to #54 - Jameshaich (01/15/2014) [-]
You can use bots to macro commands and do raids. So if you're running with all your clones, they'll fight and do as you command, depending on how you've macrod.
He could control the tank and have all the dps set to attack whoever is attacking the tank.
User avatar #104 to #96 - hecatonchires (01/15/2014) [-]
Huh, that makes it sound easy. And lonely and sad. But still, easy.
#48 to #16 - firelianas (01/15/2014) [-]
His name was "prepared" I believe, he was on the server I had my main on, sadly I was alliance. The worst part was how he used his 6 or so Dk's deathgrip to pull you into his Hell-hole of aoe's that surrounded him. Also, the Blood Dk was "Firstplace", known to be the first character he moved to after prepared died.

User avatar #72 - jalthelas (01/15/2014) [-]
So if this guy paid 6-month recurring on every account, that's approximately $156 a year for each account. That times 300,000 comes out to about $46.8 million per year.

I have a feeling this guy is actually Batman, unless Blizzard is in on this.
#4 - Rascal (01/14/2014) [-]
Its a joke.

Just saying, you know how some people take things a little to serious.
User avatar #89 to #4 - derpes (01/15/2014) [-]
#57 - vertu (01/15/2014) [-]
Did someone say Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker?
#79 to #57 - walhor (01/15/2014) [-]
Disco with Thunderfury all night long
#81 to #57 - gizmotechie (01/15/2014) [-]
oh shiet!

my character with it...
#68 to #57 - jalthelas (01/15/2014) [-]
Do somethin bout it, faggot.
#82 to #57 - silverhellion (01/15/2014) [-]
that ************* sword. 6-7 years ago i tried getting that damnable thing.

what a fool i was.
#86 to #57 - hazelnutqt (01/15/2014) [-]
got it!
#61 to #57 - Rascal (01/15/2014) [-]
#101 - brenton (01/15/2014) [-]
#1 - Rascal (01/14/2014) [-]
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User avatar #98 - cazabrow ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
I never knew Bill Gates played wow.
User avatar #36 - OsamaBinLadenz (01/15/2014) [-]
This game honestly died for me when Ghostcrawler started making changes mid-Wrath. I quit in Mists and I think I honestly should've quit before Cataclysm.
#80 to #36 - noobslaya (01/15/2014) [-]
Ghostcrawler has moved on and is now the lead game designer at Riot Games. I wonder if he can screw up League as much as everyone says he did to WoW.
User avatar #88 to #36 - tittentei (01/15/2014) [-]
Hey Osama, what changes did he do mid-Wrath?
User avatar #69 to #36 - jalthelas (01/15/2014) [-]
I'm still playing, I don't have a problem with it.

Guess I'm one of those people that don't get disappointed by games easily.
#38 to #36 - kanatana ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #140 at 2014 ** I have never played WOW before, and I have less than no idea what you just said.
User avatar #39 to #38 - agrofenlas ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
He should have quit last expansion, but decided to stay until he say the eye of the storm contained much worse winds.
User avatar #40 to #39 - kanatana ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
I have a very, very rudimentary vocabulary in the language of MMORPG, don't try to hurt my brain, man.
User avatar #73 to #40 - jmmora (01/15/2014) [-]
World of warcraft is divided in 5 expansions

Burning Crusade
Wrath of the Lich King
Cataclysm <where this guy should have quit
Mists of Pandaria <where this guy quit
User avatar #87 to #73 - tittentei (01/15/2014) [-]
He said before Cataclysm, so imo it should be like this:

Burning Crusade
Wrath of the Lich King <where this guy should have quit
Mists of Pandaria <where this guy quit

Burning Crusade
Wrath of the Lich King
<where this guy should have quit
Mists of Pandaria <where this guy quit

Or this.
User avatar #41 to #40 - agrofenlas ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
He wanted to quit on the 3rd dlc, but decided to wait till the fifth.
User avatar #42 to #41 - kanatana ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Oh, wow. This is what a reverend must feel like when he goes onto /b/.
User avatar #43 to #42 - agrofenlas ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Why... Better question, is he catholic?
User avatar #44 to #43 - kanatana ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Nah, Southern Baptist. The most uptight kind.
User avatar #45 to #44 - agrofenlas ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Then why is he on /b/? I thought only catholics liked cp?
User avatar #47 to #45 - kanatana ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
The greatest cruelty can come from those with the kindest masks.
User avatar #49 to #47 - agrofenlas ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
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User avatar #51 to #50 - agrofenlas ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
I always knew the dead body in my grammies closet wasn't just blankets...
User avatar #52 to #51 - kanatana ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Everyone has skeletons in their closets. Your gran's just happens to contain the bones of Jews who never made it to safety.
User avatar #2 - demigodofmadness (01/14/2014) [-]
300,000 accounts? Am I reading this right? How much would that cost?
#99 to #2 - proguardian (01/15/2014) [-]
because hes batman
#7 to #2 - kez (01/14/2014) [-]
You're a special kind of gullable
User avatar #8 to #7 - greenstrongworld (01/14/2014) [-]
It's not even within the realm of gullible. It's "gullable"
User avatar #3 to #2 - freemanareso (01/14/2014) [-]
Well if it's still 14.99 a month per account, it comes out to: 4,497,000 a month.
User avatar #5 to #3 - demigodofmadness (01/14/2014) [-]
Yea that sounds completely reasonable.
#21 to #5 - ohemgeezus (01/15/2014) [-]
Well at the end he mentioned that he had his family's inheritance
#102 - erkaperkish (01/15/2014) [-]
Made me laugh a litle. Good work OP.
#30 - mrmamric (01/15/2014) [-]
I almost thought this **** was real.
#28 - ReignFox (01/15/2014) [-]
Reminds me of this for some reason
User avatar #31 to #28 - Kabutops (01/15/2014) [-]
is that markiplier?
#33 to #31 - ReignFox (01/15/2014) [-]
Damn right
Damn right
User avatar #37 to #28 - ILoveFurries (01/15/2014) [-]
When did Mark play WoW? Did he livestream it, or can I find a video?
User avatar #74 to #37 - ReignFox (01/15/2014) [-]
It was on a livestream a long time ago. He played it for the first time in forever, making a gigantic Dwarf army that eventually crashed the server. Was hilarious
#75 to #74 - ILoveFurries (01/15/2014) [-]
Damnit! He never uploaded the video?
User avatar #76 to #75 - ReignFox (01/15/2014) [-]
Should be on his Twitch. If not, I'm sorry
User avatar #18 - Maroon (01/15/2014) [-]
That's 15 million a month in subscribtion fees...
#19 to #18 - vlandis (01/15/2014) [-]
Isn't it ~50 a year? 50 a month seems a bit steep to me....
User avatar #22 to #19 - Zeigh (01/15/2014) [-]
It's 4.5 million dollars per month for 300,000 accounts.
User avatar #34 to #22 - Maroon (01/15/2014) [-]
Wow, I derped hard. Don't try to math when you should be asleep
#24 to #22 - vlandis (01/15/2014) [-]
yea, still WAAAYYYYY to much if this was actually real. Last sentence still made me lol
User avatar #25 to #24 - Zeigh (01/15/2014) [-]
No one ever said humor had to be bound by truth.

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#91 - hybridchaos (01/15/2014) [-]
i never understood why some people make multiple accounts to play mmo game with themselfs, whats the point of playing mmo then?
User avatar #92 to #91 - olisaurus ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
on WoW people don't really multi-box to play with themselves, it's more to abuse of other's by casting 5 lava bursts at the same time in a battleground, for example
User avatar #97 to #92 - sptnfouroneseven (01/15/2014) [-]
And pretty much one shotting **** .
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User avatar #93 to #90 - olisaurus ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
ironic coming from a guy who believes this actually happened
User avatar #20 - matamune (01/15/2014) [-]
You could probably write a program to play the game for you. All you need then are the insane subscription fees and a lot of processing power
User avatar #17 - redtooth (01/15/2014) [-]
Is it possible to make a macro that makes the character say

"I-I hope <mob's name> s-senpai notices me today..." when you aggro said mob (for example when casting Dark Command as DK?

I know how to do the basic skeleton of the macro, but have no idea if it's possible to make your character say the mob's name just by it being targeted. Any help would be much appreciated.
User avatar #27 to #17 - ivoryhammer (01/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's pretty simple if I remember it right, if you're targeting something, typing <target> should say your targets name. It's been like, 3 years since I've played the game, so I could be wrong.
User avatar #29 to #17 - Kabutops (01/15/2014) [-]
it's real easy to make a macro that makes your character say something when you activate a skill. forgot how to do it specifically though. it's been a couple of years since i last played
User avatar #59 to #17 - thewhitezombie (01/15/2014) [-]
/s I-I hope %t s-senpai notices me today...
User avatar #60 to #17 - thewhitezombie (01/15/2014) [-]
%t inputs the name of target
%f does focus
User avatar #9 - angreif (01/15/2014) [-]
so. it claims that he played all 300,000 at once. how?
User avatar #10 to #9 - yunoavailable (01/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #12 to #10 - angreif (01/15/2014) [-]
yeah. okay. that makes sense.
User avatar #11 to #10 - yunoavailable (01/15/2014) [-]
but I doubt it's real
User avatar #14 to #11 - angreif (01/15/2014) [-]
it's a webcomic
User avatar #15 to #14 - yunoavailable (01/15/2014) [-]
ah, okay. I usually don't look at the bar at the bottom of a lot of images since I usually don't care
User avatar #13 to #11 - angreif (01/15/2014) [-]
pretty sure it's not
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