Villager's Wrath. so the internet has made him an axe murderer from a simple eye gleam. Let's roll with it.. twill eater yen with my net. Kill yen with my ate,
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Villager's Wrath

Villager's Wrath. so the internet has made him an axe murderer from a simple eye gleam. Let's roll with it.. twill eater yen with my net. Kill yen with my ate,

so the internet has made him an axe murderer from a simple eye gleam. Let's roll with it.

twill eater yen with my net.
Kill yen with my ate,
Bury yen with my shawl,
And Mani a tree ayer yam straw.
ttr'
twill all my Arielle area_ Iyl tawn whe,
hehe the wheer, will eat the mite tram the
tree that has grown ail etyefd .
they will all admire
Pint.
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User avatar #2 - joktapuss (06/12/2013) [-]
The light bulb sounds like a drunk Scottish gravedigger
User avatar #175 to #2 - kroople (06/13/2013) [-]
The greatest thing ever. I have just read it.
#183 to #2 - anonymoose (06/13/2013) [-]
The fact that the last word is pint made me tear up with laughter.
#131 to #2 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
I read it in a whisper at work just to see if it was true. It sounded like a Satanic chant.
#69 to #2 - montanus (06/13/2013) [-]
Oh god yes. Yfw
#137 to #2 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
Pint.
User avatar #17 to #2 - ningyoaijin (06/13/2013) [-]
I love how it just ends with the word "pint" randomly tacked onto it.
User avatar #10 to #2 - thewebspinner (06/13/2013) [-]
Made me think of jabberwocky.

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
User avatar #11 to #10 - Jabberwocky (06/13/2013) [-]
I don't burble at all. Not even once.
User avatar #14 to #11 - thewebspinner (06/13/2013) [-]
the poem is actually a record of the past and a prediction of the future. You probably don't remember it.
yet...
#42 to #2 - lucianakira (06/13/2013) [-]
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#33 - jaevel (06/13/2013) [-]
#78 to #33 - titsandgtfo (06/13/2013) [-]
thumb for the best sci-fi story evar
thumb for the best sci-fi story evar
#139 to #33 - shishiko **User deleted account** (06/13/2013) [-]
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#94 to #33 - jawnsky (06/13/2013) [-]
This short story killed my god
#41 - kriterion (06/13/2013) [-]
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#30 - kitsunemochalite (06/13/2013) [-]
Mercy is for the weak...I will sell your meaningless husk of a body to a tanuki
User avatar #143 to #30 - electriccaveman (06/13/2013) [-]
got this in a better resolution? would make a nice background
#198 to #143 - kitsunemochalite (06/14/2013) [-]
Here you go bro
#16 - deltaxomega (06/13/2013) [-]
paint skills off the charts
User avatar #4 - spawnconnery ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
He'll rip you a new leaf.
#22 - joshofsouls (06/13/2013) [-]



All for the glory of lord Satan!
User avatar #67 to #3 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (06/13/2013) [-]
Bowser doesn't look as beastly in this one
User avatar #92 to #67 - virtigo (06/13/2013) [-]
He looked ridiculous in Brawl. I think he looks better now.
#1 - fireyvoidence (06/12/2013) [-]
hfw
hfw
#15 to #1 - deemetaldragon (06/13/2013) [-]
**deemetaldragon rolled a random image posted in comment #69 at Gay marrige **I love this gif every single time! XD
#45 - notsureifanon (06/13/2013) [-]
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#123 - tagline (06/13/2013) [-]
WANNA BUY SOME PLANTS?
WANNA BUY SOME PLANTS?
#89 - superbigfupa (06/13/2013) [-]
does this look like the face of mercy?
User avatar #46 - xlettersx (06/13/2013) [-]
Remember when you first played Animal Crossing on the Gamecube? Remember when you decided to **** with the time and skip the time by years and leave the weeds everywhere? Remember when the newer Animal Crossing came out, you left your villager in the void, sleeping forever? Remember when you did it again when City Folks came out? Then again with A New Leaf? Well... Villager remembers, and he's coming for revenge.
#80 to #46 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
Each baby WAS YOUR PLANNED TRAP DNA$$$ U HATED LISP/ HATED PASSION SO MOMA $$ DADDY CHAHOOFIS SAID HAVE A FAMIRY AGAIN/ DRUG MR BILL HIZTORY$$$ WHAT STATE FL, CT, NC, FAMILY AFFAIR, CRUISE, DISAPPEAR-- DOUBT IT WGEARS NEW PASSPORT NAMES- BEST FOR LAST RIGHT LAMB???
User avatar #81 to #80 - xlettersx (06/13/2013) [-]
What are you smoking.
#18 - fuckyouiamcat (06/13/2013) [-]
Has anyone seen the creepy story someone invented about this game? It has something to do with Tom Nook being married to a woman who has cancer or something, and the villagers were kids who were sent to camp and turned into animals...something like this...
Has anyone seen the creepy story someone invented about this game? It has something to do with Tom Nook being married to a woman who has cancer or something, and the villagers were kids who were sent to camp and turned into animals...something like this...
#19 to #18 - fuckyouiamcat (06/13/2013) [-]
Found it!

lparchive.org/Animal-Crossing/Update%201/

If the link doesn't work, it was the first google result of "creepy story behind animal crossing".
#27 to #19 - both (06/13/2013) [-]
I haven't been able to look at Animal Crossing the same way since reading this. Such a good find.
User avatar #174 to #169 - galkawhm (06/13/2013) [-]
I laughed harder than I should have.
#124 - mizory (06/13/2013) [-]
>Watching one of the trailors
>"Oh hang on let me just put Samus's charged gun shot into my pocket real quick"
>I can't even
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