Title required. .. The fertility goddess suddenly makes one preggo. She dies in childbirth though.
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#50 - azraelthemage (06/23/2013) [-]
What if they produce asexually?
What if they produce asexually?
User avatar #7 - dustykeyboard (06/22/2013) [-]
from what i have read and heard is that the gerudo leave gerudo valley and come back pregnant but sometimes kidnapps men to have sex with. In ocarina of time isn't there some due that is locked up by the gerudo? He is there for da booty.
User avatar #51 to #7 - Emeexuqu (06/23/2013) [-]
I remember walking around and talking to a bunch of people, and apparently Gerudo women go to Hyrule to look for dates.

The 4 carpenters were probably just locked up so they didn't have to go through the trouble of talking to men.
#8 to #7 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (06/22/2013) [-]
Did someone said booty?
Did someone said booty?
#18 to #8 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
Watching this gif, I realized it slowly zooms in before the loop. creepy.
#9 to #7 - anon (06/22/2013) [-]
4 carpenters that you have to rescue.
User avatar #10 to #7 - shadowstepone ONLINE (06/22/2013) [-]
sounds like death by snu snu to me...
User avatar #4 - lorddarkskull (06/22/2013) [-]
The fertility goddess suddenly makes one preggo.

She dies in childbirth though.
User avatar #41 to #4 - danster (06/23/2013) [-]
Twinrova is the mother of Ganondorf, and she lived through the child birth.
User avatar #44 to #41 - lorddarkskull (06/23/2013) [-]
Koume and Kotake are the foster mothers.
zelda.wikia.com/wiki/Koume_and_Kotake
#66 to #44 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
I thought their boss fight was one of the most fun in that game--though they were all pretty epic!
User avatar #62 to #44 - goodguygary (06/23/2013) [-]
it says surrogate, not foster
#80 to #4 - spacestalin (06/23/2013) [-]
Didn't somewhere it says the Gerudo regularly kidnap and rape Hylian men? (The reason why they kidnapped the Carpenter Brothers)
I don't know now.
#11 - originialname (06/22/2013) [-]
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#16 to #11 - tellybear (06/23/2013) [-]
I-I think I may have just read this in his voice.
User avatar #59 to #16 - ravarshi (06/23/2013) [-]
which voice, the animated voice from way WAY back, or the HYAHH! and in game voices... And if in game voices.. How does he pronounce things, other than the obvious.
#28 to #16 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
It was just a bad dream tellybear...
everyone knows link can only vocalize when he's side-jumping.
#13 to #11 - sirhyde (06/22/2013) [-]
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#34 to #13 - thereal (06/23/2013) [-]
where do i find more of this scene/what's it called
User avatar #35 to #34 - sirhyde (06/23/2013) [-]
Its actually from Twilight Princess. its the cut-scene after you Bring Lilla to Kakriko.
User avatar #37 to #35 - slandersalamander (06/23/2013) [-]
Lilla? Really?

Ilia.
#39 to #37 - sirhyde (06/23/2013) [-]
Thanks, I couldn't remember how to spell it.
#33 - JMF (06/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #32 - amateriandarknut (06/23/2013) [-]
Sounds like someone didn't check the Gossip Stones around the Temple of Time.

They leave to get "boyfriends", it says as much in the game.
#47 - lunk (06/23/2013) [-]
A shiekah stone found in the courtyard of the temple of time reviles that the gerudo tribe women would often come to the marketplace in order to find men. In retrospect it would suck to have a one night stand become the ruler of darkness and all things evil.
A shiekah stone found in the courtyard of the temple of time reviles that the gerudo tribe women would often come to the marketplace in order to find men. In retrospect it would suck to have a one night stand become the ruler of darkness and all things evil.
User avatar #55 to #47 - lorddarkskull (06/23/2013) [-]
Genetically incompatible though
User avatar #91 to #47 - sexyhimself (06/25/2013) [-]
so it's possible Link's father is Ganondorf's father....WHICH MEANS THEY'RE BROTHERS!
User avatar #24 - RisenLichen (06/23/2013) [-]
They actually leave the village to go and have sex with other men for that
#2 - datgermanguy (06/22/2013) [-]
Cloning.
Cloning.
User avatar #1 - fatspartan (06/22/2013) [-]
I'm just taking a wild swing at this, but maybe the average Gerudo live expectancy iss around 100 years and that one guy gets all da booty till then.
User avatar #3 to #1 - lorddarkskull (06/22/2013) [-]
Yes, that's exactly how it works
User avatar #70 - TehGirman (06/23/2013) [-]
Whatever those magic talking stones are, I forget the name, one of them says that they travel out to mate with Hylians, and before someone brings up genes, the answer for that is magic.
User avatar #75 to #70 - electrozz (06/23/2013) [-]
Gossip stones.
#43 - yodaddysofat (06/23/2013) [-]
sort of related note...I'm playing  Ocarina of Time master quest(again).......I'm at the water temple now..............
sort of related note...I'm playing Ocarina of Time master quest(again).......I'm at the water temple now..............
User avatar #53 to #43 - bighairyfart (06/23/2013) [-]
Wonderful, you can answer a question I've had for a LONG time. Why do people hate the Water Temple? I never had any problems with it, but the entire internet feels it's the spawn of satan. Since it's so fresh in your memory, what about it is so horrible that it got it's ****** reputation?
User avatar #58 to #53 - ravarshi (06/23/2013) [-]
the biggest reason is the Iron boots pause menu swap thing, and the fact that there are three levels of water you have to deal with, Then there's the annoying as **** boss.
User avatar #69 to #58 - legendofzeldafreak (06/23/2013) [-]
I hated the Forest Temple more to be honest.
User avatar #88 to #69 - bighairyfart (06/23/2013) [-]
Yes, for me Forest & Shadow temples were very annoying. Almost every playthrough I do I forget about the small key in the tree in the entrance room.
User avatar #68 to #58 - legendofzeldafreak (06/23/2013) [-]
1. Ocarina of Time 3D made it muh easier to switch the iron boots on and off
2. If you hide in the corner of the room, you can kill the boss without getting hit if I remember correctly.
User avatar #57 to #53 - yodaddysofat (06/23/2013) [-]
well, it's confusing as **** , easy to get kinda lost, having to pause and put take the iron boots off is a pain in the ass...this will be my third time through(but second time in master quest,) it's not as bad as the first time.. and actually this time through the ******* forest temple seemed to annoy me for some reason.........ahhh the nostalga
User avatar #60 to #43 - masonfool (06/23/2013) [-]
The master quest edition is easier (on the water temple)
User avatar #6 - pedobearRAW (06/22/2013) [-]
sex
#12 to #6 - arandomanon ONLINE (06/22/2013) [-]
On a complete unrelated topic, I saw your avatar and remembered. Why so much hate on bronies? I'm curious. Did they do you something?
#14 to #12 - pedobearRAW (06/22/2013) [-]
you would have go back to the beginning when this fandom reached FJ and the first year was constant spam from the channel. so much of it was just crap art, art straight from DA or a screen shot from the newest episode that was just shown the day before.

now imagine this kind of crap 20-25 per page when each page is 32 between the pages of 4-30 and try not to get annoyed.
#15 to #14 - arandomanon ONLINE (06/22/2013) [-]
But the amount of posts haven't reached that level now. I remember when the Avatar fandom came here and yes, I found it annoying but I'm not hating on the show everytime I can. I kind of find the pony posts annoying but I just skip them and end of the story. But I also find Doctor Who, Avatar, The Walking Dead and Game of Thrones posts annoying too because I don't follow any of them.
User avatar #17 to #15 - pedobearRAW (06/23/2013) [-]
lets be clear, the show, and the fandom/content that's posted are all different things.

the show, ive seen it and don't like it and that where it ends as far as the show goes.

the mlp content on this site is what i hate and i find lacking. i wont go out of my way to to hunt down mlp content. i comment on what find when browsing FJ

i have a general hatred towards the fandom and that's about it.
#22 to #17 - arandomanon ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
I didn't say anything about the show. I just said that I don't understand neither like any mlp pony or Dr. Who or any of above mentioned posts because I don't watch the series. I simply ignore them, I don't think poiting that something bothers you would do any good but you may continue if you wish. I just think it's a waste of time.
User avatar #25 to #22 - pedobearRAW (06/23/2013) [-]
how i choose to spend my time is not wasted.
User avatar #54 to #25 - goodguygary (06/23/2013) [-]
what if you got extremely drunk, would your time being wasted not be wasted?
User avatar #56 to #54 - pedobearRAW (06/23/2013) [-]
it's my time "being wasted" rather than wasted.
User avatar #84 to #25 - arandomanon ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
You're totally right.
#19 to #15 - Jowi (06/23/2013) [-]
At its highest level the pony posts were like 1000 a day. It was ridiculous, you couldn't go more than two pics without seeing one once you got past about the 3rd page. I share this mans hatred.
No other fandom has made it anyway near as bad, though I'll admit the "Whovians" are ruining the show for me
#20 to #19 - arandomanon ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
Well I remember when a guy called "lovesmylittlepony" started posting.. I found a mlp post every 2-3 posts and I was frankly annoying because they weren't even remotely funny. I don't follow the show, never watched it but I still feel major indifference to bronies and mlp fandom.
#21 to #20 - Jowi (06/23/2013) [-]
Yeah you remember what I'm talking about. lovesmylittlepony just got endless thumbs as bronies mindlessly thumbed up anything MLP related. **** was annoying.
#23 to #21 - arandomanon ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
Although I don't share your hate, I concour with you on something: even if you like or understand a post wich is related to something, I think you shouldn't thumb it up if it's people who don't understand the reference will be "meh" (for example, I play LoL so I understand all the lol-channel posts but I don't thumb any of them up even if I found them funny because I know there's a lot of people who won't get it).
User avatar #38 - deathcampforjewtie (06/23/2013) [-]
Maku Tree won't be happy that her husband's trying to cheat on her.....
#65 - snakefire (06/23/2013) [-]
I've never played legend of zelda but I'm trying to learn song of ********** on the piano.
User avatar #64 - rdangerdash ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
All those men you save from them are there to make the babies.
User avatar #61 - IshimelofSomewhere (06/23/2013) [-]
there is a **** comic about them leave to have sex with men from other places. The kicker was that link turned into a woman so he wouldn't get killed but ended up with them going off to have sex and get pregnant and had to go along with it all...
User avatar #74 to #61 - royalwerewolf (06/23/2013) [-]
Gimme
Gimme it now or I'll find you and burn your house down with limes
because limes are worse than lemons
User avatar #77 to #76 - royalwerewolf (06/23/2013) [-]
sup
User avatar #78 to #77 - electrozz (06/23/2013) [-]
Not much. Just trying to think of more ways to annoy you with elves.
User avatar #81 to #78 - royalwerewolf (06/23/2013) [-]
hmm
#26 - ericbeagles (06/23/2013) [-]
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#27 to #26 - EnergizierAnon (06/23/2013) [-]
can't read the text, so i wanted to enlarge it, but cannot for it is a gif.
can't read the text, so i wanted to enlarge it, but cannot for it is a gif.
User avatar #45 to #30 - evilwheatleycore (06/23/2013) [-]
nnoooooooooooooooooooo
User avatar #85 to #27 - ericbeagles (06/23/2013) [-]
When it was uploaded as content, it was a lot bigger. Sorry about that, not sure what happened
User avatar #82 - therealdiscord (06/23/2013) [-]
Well they kidnap hylian men so they can make snu-snu.
But judging from the fact that Ganondorf has remained alive through most of the games I'm guessing the one male that's born every hundred years just lives a very long time.
User avatar #67 - insaniacfedde (06/23/2013) [-]
It's a secret to everybody....
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