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#7 - brokenhalf (01/23/2014) [-]
my mother thinks she can be a tech sav. because she knows ctrl+alt+del and can run the task manager. i took a year long course on computer tech. but every time her computer gets ****** up she says "it worked fine until you started playing all your video games." thing is, i play them on my own laptop. she thinks that by playing games on mine while connected to the same wifi router that it will cause hell on her laptop. MFW
#26 to #7 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
wow... a year long tech course. good thing we have people like you to solve all the world's tech problems!
#27 to #26 - brokenhalf (01/23/2014) [-]
yes i know its a troll but still 1 year of a computer tech course is still a 			****		 ton more then my mother would know. im not saying im a 			*******		 tech god.
yes i know its a troll but still 1 year of a computer tech course is still a **** ton more then my mother would know. im not saying im a ******* tech god.
User avatar #54 to #7 - yacoob (01/23/2014) [-]
I hate when people say that soo badly. My buddy thinks that scanning his computer for viruses it will make the internet run faster and stop him from lagging on xbox live!!
and he is convinced it makes a difference
#81 to #7 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
My dad used to think that because my brother changed his desktop background that it damaged the computer. -_-
#25 to #7 - cheeseboyofdoom (01/23/2014) [-]
This 			****		 is so annoying and to make it worse people like this never try to learn anything about computers. My mom does this same 			****		 except it doesn't stop with the computer.   
I got a juror summons in the mail, but only 3 weeks before my summons so I couldn't reschedule it (must reschedule 2 months prior)  and I had no proof it was delivered late. When I told her I'd miss class, she said "that's because you play [video] games on weekdays."     
   
My Ugly 			*******		 face When
This **** is so annoying and to make it worse people like this never try to learn anything about computers. My mom does this same **** except it doesn't stop with the computer.
I got a juror summons in the mail, but only 3 weeks before my summons so I couldn't reschedule it (must reschedule 2 months prior) and I had no proof it was delivered late. When I told her I'd miss class, she said "that's because you play [video] games on weekdays."

My Ugly ******* face When
#4 - Blackdrama (01/22/2014) [-]
whose mom is capable of formating a computer?
whose mom is capable of formating a computer?
#9 to #4 - drachma ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #17 to #4 - owlexterminator (01/23/2014) [-]
My mom used to be a website designer... did I break the system or
User avatar #37 to #4 - zorororonoa (01/23/2014) [-]
And then not know how wi-fi works
User avatar #84 to #4 - drakonpunch (01/23/2014) [-]
Capable of formating a computer, but has no idea what a router does. Yeah, this sounds like mischief to me.
User avatar #86 to #4 - nikolaier ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
you dont want to have my mom as your mom then
User avatar #97 to #4 - threeeighteen (01/23/2014) [-]
The worst kind.
#8 to #4 - nebuelaeus (01/23/2014) [-]
yet doesn't know how wifi works. It just doesn't add up.
yet doesn't know how wifi works. It just doesn't add up.
#47 to #8 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
>2014
>believeing greentexts are real
#48 to #47 - nebuelaeus (01/23/2014) [-]
it was a joke.
it was a joke.
#77 to #48 - hgm (01/23/2014) [-]
^Nerd³
If anyone is interested.
User avatar #78 to #77 - edwardyeap (01/23/2014) [-]
So... are we gonna browse through dozens of his GTA videos just to find that video?
#79 to #78 - hgm (01/23/2014) [-]
Nerd³ Challenges GTA IV Tsunami!
6:00 - 6:30
User avatar #80 to #79 - edwardyeap (01/23/2014) [-]
Nerd³ Challenges! Tsunami! - GTA IV Tadaaaaaa~ Thanks.
#85 to #80 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
thank you, hgm.

but extra thanks to you bud, for putting the actual vid.
User avatar #42 to #8 - coolfuzzy (01/23/2014) [-]
thats so ******* creepy
User avatar #35 to #8 - enigmaticspirit (01/23/2014) [-]
Are you implying that someone would just go on the internet and tell lies?!
#36 to #35 - nebuelaeus (01/23/2014) [-]
Of course not!! What kind of monster would do that?
User avatar #52 to #36 - pkashp (01/23/2014) [-]
An evil one. Like Raditz. Raditz would do such a thing.
#53 to #52 - nebuelaeus (01/23/2014) [-]
That name....it just sounds so disappointing. Reminds of this dude I know, i think yamcha was his name.
User avatar #5 to #4 - billybong (01/22/2014) [-]
I frequently have to remind my mum about all the extra things you can do by right clicking
User avatar #13 - tomahawkit **User deleted account** (01/23/2014) [-]
>formats computer
>doesn't know basic internet skills

wat
User avatar #16 to #13 - nim (01/23/2014) [-]
maybe she payed someone to do it? js.
User avatar #18 to #16 - tomahawkit **User deleted account** (01/23/2014) [-]
someone like that would pay someone to fix the internet
User avatar #19 to #18 - nim (01/23/2014) [-]
lolk
User avatar #60 to #13 - evilanakie (01/23/2014) [-]
maybe she googled it
User avatar #10 - xMGx (01/23/2014) [-]
and then she brings all the broken **** to tripscausedthis for repairs -.-
User avatar #22 to #10 - tripscausedthis ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
better be hotter than the last mother daughter.
User avatar #32 to #22 - xMGx (01/23/2014) [-]
are you still working there by any chance?
#39 - zorororonoa (01/23/2014) [-]
Can format a computer   
doesn't know how wifi works
Can format a computer
doesn't know how wifi works
User avatar #41 to #39 - oliveirajo (01/23/2014) [-]
Well... Would be lying if I told you my mother doesn't know how a router works
User avatar #43 to #39 - gmarrox (01/23/2014) [-]
she probably called tech support. My mom doesn't know her ass from a CPU, but she calls tech support any time she needs to lock my brother's computer up.
User avatar #51 to #39 - Shiny (01/23/2014) [-]
She probably paid some overpriced technician the first time before bringing a hammer to it.
#45 to #39 - nibbero (01/23/2014) [-]
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#82 - vivalavidya (01/23/2014) [-]
So she formats the computer but doesn't know basic internet technology?
#99 to #82 - kousei (01/23/2014) [-]
Yea.... I don't usually call it out but this one... 			********		!
Yea.... I don't usually call it out but this one... ******** !
#61 - feelythefeel (01/23/2014) [-]
I don't care if it's true or not, 			****		 pisses me off regardless.
I don't care if it's true or not, **** pisses me off regardless.
#68 to #61 - saltyfries (01/23/2014) [-]
**** yeah Megas XLR!
Megas XLR Full Theme
#71 - zerith (01/23/2014) [-]
Never played CS 1.6, but CS:S and CS:GO. Good fun.
Never played CS 1.6, but CS:S and CS:GO. Good fun.
User avatar #92 to #71 - tomtomvdp ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
You are missing out on dat deagle , **** was cash.
User avatar #102 to #92 - zerith (01/24/2014) [-]
I miss the deagle from CS:S whenever I play CS:GO. It sucks in GO.
#103 to #102 - tomtomvdp ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
I don't know what the 			****		 they were thinking with the new deagle. It's crap and really inaccurate. Granted with some technique you can headshot people left and right. But it lost it's charm sadly...
I don't know what the **** they were thinking with the new deagle. It's crap and really inaccurate. Granted with some technique you can headshot people left and right. But it lost it's charm sadly...
#104 to #103 - zerith (01/24/2014) [-]
Yeah. I used to be able to just use armor and a deagle in Source and be fine.
#76 to #71 - youxbarstard (01/23/2014) [-]
1.6 was and still is the **** .
#56 - wolfzro (01/23/2014) [-]
This ******* dog.
#100 to #56 - okaymayun (01/23/2014) [-]
Dat dog in the background.
#59 to #56 - mcsquishin (01/23/2014) [-]
I have a corgi and have tried to put things on top of his head, but it never works. He immediately drops his head to get the ___ to fall off and then he just looks at me with his sad "why you do this" face.

Pic related, that's my little lovable bastard.
#69 to #59 - saltyfries (01/23/2014) [-]
he looks like he's smiling! God dammit I want a corgi!
#72 to #69 - mcsquishin (01/23/2014) [-]
He is a very photogenic dog.
#73 to #72 - saltyfries (01/23/2014) [-]
I have 2 dogs, you could say they're protectors... the one on the left is 10 years old, the one on the right is 3.
User avatar #74 to #73 - mcsquishin (01/23/2014) [-]
My guy is the worst guard dog ever. In the event anyone breaks in to my home he would just lick them and try to play. He has never met anyone he doesn't like.
User avatar #89 to #74 - redstonealchemist (01/23/2014) [-]
i love dogs, but when they need a bath, they ******* STINK! omg and the smell is impossible to get off human skin and fabrics. fabreeze works goddamn miracles, i swear. one day i want to get the two biggest dogs i'll ever see and breed them, have my own little clifford and take that bastard out for walks every day, bring him/her out to be a friendly, happy doge and i'll teach them to go aggro at a stupid word, maybe "checkem!" which would work perfectly if i call them Dubz
#58 - ffinfinity (01/23/2014) [-]
She can reformat a computer but doesn't realize the router supplies her wifi.
#90 to #58 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
She used magnet or microwave. And she got that idea from female magazines.
She used magnet or microwave. And she got that idea from female magazines.
#75 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
Am I the only one here who comes from a family of gamers and therefore my mum actually knows what she's ******* doing?

Twist: I don't ******* know **** about computers. Woo.
User avatar #94 to #75 - fgtometer (01/23/2014) [-]
My dad used to be the only one in my house who knew much about computers (is programmer), until a few years ago when I started edyacaytin' meself.
User avatar #96 to #75 - dabronydude (01/23/2014) [-]
my family knows the basics of computers but they do not give a **** if i spend all my time on
one.
#67 - pokemonstheshiz (01/23/2014) [-]
If you don't know, the dog in the pic is named Hazel and from a tumblr called Things on Hazel's Head
User avatar #40 - charagrin (01/23/2014) [-]
This is why I hate selling cell phones to non-tech people. "Why is the phone 700 dollars without a contract? It's just a phone"

Because it's not just a goddamn phone. It can replace your 500 dollar laptop, 200 dollar GPS, 50 dollar MP3 player, 200 dollar camera, 150 dollar ereader, and you can make a text or call on it. It has an antenna capable of broadcasting and receiving a signal from a tower 40 miles away. No matter where you are, you can use it to summon emergency services. 700 bucks is a goddamn steal, but I am gonna let you have it for 50. Now sign the damn contract!
#31 - fyaq (01/23/2014) [-]
Yeah no.
Your mom can format a computer but doesnt understand what a router is?

Maybe the /r/atheism circlejerk can stop. Most of the **** you get mad at christians for are made up by other fellow retards of yours.
User avatar #93 to #31 - rifee (01/23/2014) [-]
you have issues
#46 to #31 - jagenblitz (01/23/2014) [-]
> Incredibly mild reference to religion, that doesn't make fun of it and  has little to do with the joke.   
   
"OH GOD THE ATHEIST CIRCLEJERK STOP MAKING FUN OF MAH RELIGIONS"   
   
You sound mad.
> Incredibly mild reference to religion, that doesn't make fun of it and has little to do with the joke.

"OH GOD THE ATHEIST CIRCLEJERK STOP MAKING FUN OF MAH RELIGIONS"

You sound mad.
#49 to #46 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
Internet, the place where you make an intelligent comment and get called mad.
User avatar #50 to #49 - jagenblitz (01/23/2014) [-]
Because getting butthurt over a perceived offense that doesn't exist is an "intelligent comment".

The internet, the place where people too afraid to have comment attributed to them can just post anonymous.
User avatar #62 to #46 - fyaq (01/23/2014) [-]
1 .) I have no religion
2.) you seem pretty shook up, calm down
3.) the point is the made up stories flood the internet and you idiots fall for it if anything portraying generic homobashing religious nutcase getting comeuppance is included.
4.) found the circlejerker
User avatar #63 to #62 - jagenblitz (01/23/2014) [-]
1) Yet you're still mad.

2) Me pointing out your retardation doesn't make me shook up.

3) Nobody gives a **** if it's made up. Half the comments under you pointed out how this isn't real. It's still funny, and the only one who has an issue with the minor religious reference, that doesn't bash religion in any way and isn't even a part of the joke, is you. The joke has literally nothing to do with a "religious person getting comeuppance", nor is the mother even homobashing.

You're projecting so much onto this simple joke it's hilarious.

4) Found the butthurt.
#64 to #63 - fyaq (01/23/2014) [-]
haha whatever little man
keep saying "U mad bro HUEHUEHUEHUE?@??!?@!?!?!@?!?@" it makes you seem less mad that way

you can put a tally mark up if ya like, I'm done entertaining you
#87 to #64 - outerfiend (01/23/2014) [-]
0/10 troll
0/10 troll
User avatar #65 to #64 - jagenblitz (01/23/2014) [-]
So mad. Such butthurt.
User avatar #33 to #31 - YllekNayr ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
What the actual **** ? How on earth is this related to r/atheism?
#55 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
heh, lemon on lemon curd on a lemon dog
User avatar #91 to #55 - redstonealchemist (01/23/2014) [-]
sounds like a real lemon party
#3 - teranin (01/22/2014) [-]
this is how I feel about this story.
this is how I feel about this story.
#38 to #3 - riayl (01/23/2014) [-]
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#88 - fistefist (01/23/2014) [-]
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#23 - gryphemthegryphon ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
>obligatory
>same dog
User avatar #21 - LaBarata (01/23/2014) [-]
I have, on several occasions, had to go help my mother open a video.

She does not grasp the process of 'Open program - Click open - Select file'
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