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User avatar #116 - Marnoman (05/25/2012) [-]
Complete book of swords by Fred Saberhagen, pg 45

"Why have you brought that sword back up here, mortal?"

discuss
#121 to #116 - ZakyNine (05/25/2012) [-]
gods call penises swords, and they are disappointed in yours
#120 to #116 - evatar (05/25/2012) [-]
Your sexual partners are gods. And they *sometimes* have sword fetishes.
User avatar #123 to #120 - Marnoman (05/25/2012) [-]
so I'm going to be ******* goddesses?
#131 to #123 - evatar (05/25/2012) [-]
You better hope your ******* goddesses...
The alternatives are Gods (male) or Demons.
User avatar #133 to #131 - Marnoman (05/25/2012) [-]
I know I'm not sure if goddesses are much better than gods and demons though.

it's hard to think about ******* a girl would could kill you in thousands of ways.

have you read a lot of myths? those bitches can be pretty sadistic.
#136 to #133 - evatar (05/25/2012) [-]
Would you rather:
**** a goddess, die painfully
Get ****** by a god, die in process, or die painfully afterwards?
Get ****** by a demon, be forever painfully tormented

If you want to look at it like that, these are your choices.
User avatar #138 to #136 - Marnoman (05/25/2012) [-]
I like the first choice because not everyone who ****** goddesses died painfully. I'm just saying they can be sadistic.
#139 to #138 - evatar (05/25/2012) [-]
I would choose that one for the exact same response. But don't forget that there are sword fetishes involved.
User avatar #140 to #139 - Marnoman (05/25/2012) [-]
if it comes to swords I call the Sword of Mercy, it heals instead of harming. I'd be able to last forever.
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