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#58 - heartlessrobot ONLINE
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(09/10/2012) [-]
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Just remember, the Imperial Legion outnumbers the Stormcloaks 1000 to 1.
#59 to #58 - zahnraddiditagain [OP] **User deleted account**
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#60 to #59 - heartlessrobot ONLINE
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Except they didn't. With Ulfric dead, the Imperials have an even tighter grip on Skyrim than ever.
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#63 to #62 - heartlessrobot ONLINE
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Why would I join the Skyrim equivalent of the KKK? ******* racists, can't even fix up the Grey quarter.
#67 to #63 - natanhiel
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I worked for the Stormcloaks and they were nice to me.

Meanwhile, the entire game started by the Legion trying to execute you.

Yeah, no thanks.
#69 to #67 - heartlessrobot ONLINE
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I almost always am an elf, and canonically, the Stormcloaks hate elves. And you can keep your false "gods", I'll stick with the far superior Daedra.
#71 to #69 - natanhiel
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Yeah but the Deadra can be douches.

I'd rather worship someone who aint a douche.

Talos is my lord.

He actually proves his existence.

I usually play as an Orc.
#73 to #71 - heartlessrobot ONLINE
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I like having a fitting gameplay for my species. If I ever make a Nord, I'll join the Stormcloaks.
#77 to #73 - natanhiel
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Neither of them suit the Orcs, really. They just want to be left alone.
#79 to #77 - heartlessrobot ONLINE
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If the Orcs were to pick a side, they'd pick the Imperials. Malacath was mortal enemies with Talos Stormcrown.
#83 to #79 - natanhiel
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Oh, right.

I play Breton if I'm a mage. I assume they'd go Imperial, too?
#84 to #83 - heartlessrobot ONLINE
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Pretty much, anyone that isn't a Nord would canonically pick the Imperial Legion.
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#66 to #65 - heartlessrobot ONLINE
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You're the Dragonborn. It's like the grand imperial wizard of the KKK figuring out Jesus was middle eastern. He probably still hates you but would never say it to your face.
#72 to #66 - undeadwill
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But the Stormcloaks are fighting for the right to rule their own land.
#78 to #72 - dirtyjewbagdafifth
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how bout we say they are both bad? Stormcloaks might be racist but they do have the right to rule their own country, and the empire may not be racist but that is because they dominate all other kingdoms except the aldmeri dominion, but have legal jurisdiction in the holds because they conquered them. in short just hate the ******* high elves there all pricks
#81 to #78 - heartlessrobot ONLINE
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…….. Does no one pay attention to any of the side stories? Skyrim never belonged to the Nords in the first place, they stole it from the Snow Elves and Bretons.
#85 to #81 - dirtyjewbagdafifth
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if you didn't see my part about the empire having a right because they dominated others and took rightful control i believe the same factor is with the nords
#87 to #85 - heartlessrobot ONLINE
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Not exactly conquest when you slaughter a species that had no army and no weapons other than to hunt with.
#88 to #87 - dirtyjewbagdafifth
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the bow ins't a weapon? or the fact that they had magic, and yes they did have weapons because they had wars with dwemer
#89 to #88 - heartlessrobot ONLINE
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A bow is a weapon, but not enough to go to war with an army of barbarians. And yeah, they had magic, but if you haven't noticed, it takes a while to cast any worthwhile spell. And yes, they went to war with the Dwemer, AFTER they fled underground.
#90 to #89 - dirtyjewbagdafifth
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that is where we disagree sir if i am right there are frozen falmer all around the high priest of askatosh, also elven bows are one of the better bows in the game, and there is also texts and other things about how cruel dwelmer were so to defend themselves i belive the snow elves did fight back
#91 to #90 - heartlessrobot ONLINE
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From what I recall, the Dwemer and Snow Elves had no quarrel until the Nords forced the Snow Elves underground.
#92 to #91 - dirtyjewbagdafifth
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well maybe you are right maybe i am but one thing is sure i hate all high elves
#93 to #92 - heartlessrobot ONLINE
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Racist, yet again. Altmers ≠ Thalmor
Saying you hate all high elves because of the Thalmor is like saying you hate all Germans because of the Nazis.
#94 to #93 - dirtyjewbagdafifth
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i just thought they were extremely egotistic is oblivion and skyrim too so yes i might be a racist but no i am not without good reason the majority of high elves i met were pricks
#95 to #94 - heartlessrobot ONLINE
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The Altmer (not counting Ancano) in the college of winterhold were pretty nice, though rather petty.
#97 to #95 - ancano ONLINE
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oh sure, blame the elf!
i just wanted my damn Eye of Magnus!
#96 to #95 - dirtyjewbagdafifth
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well good debate sir but i must bid you a good night
#74 to #72 - heartlessrobot ONLINE
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Actually, they're fighting for the land they stole from the Bretons and Snow Elves.