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#7 - captainwow (05/03/2014) [-]
pls don do dis
#120 to #7 - anon (05/04/2014) [-]
#28 to #7 - jaegarbombastic (05/04/2014) [-]
Y u do dis?
#31 to #7 - jackmanagan (05/04/2014) [-]
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#3 - blacklisthunta (05/03/2014) [-]
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#68 to #3 - bakagaijin (05/04/2014) [-]
r00d
User avatar #108 to #82 - afrodemon (05/04/2014) [-]
sauce?
#66 - rmoran (05/04/2014) [-]
Good tip for that 0.5% of the times you're not shot on sight.
Good tip for that 0.5% of the times you're not shot on sight.
User avatar #69 to #66 - imalex (05/04/2014) [-]
I dont understand why everyone bitch about being shot on sight, I played for an hour on my friends computer and didnt get shot once, i probably met 20+ people
User avatar #76 to #69 - neverborn (05/04/2014) [-]
that's an honest to god rarity, that I can only see happening because you were either no threat (and had nothing worth taking) or looked like you were armed to the teeth and walking amongst new-spawns
User avatar #97 to #76 - viscerys (05/04/2014) [-]
I spawned in and some ****** in full gear ran up to me and shot me square in the face. Happened again about twenty minutes later, so I left that server.

Another time, my friend and I spawned in, and he was shot in the face because his character was black. They shot me because I was associated with the black guy, and then the guy who shot me was shot by his friend for associating with a guy who was with a guy was black. I know all this because htey were loud and obnoxious about it over the mic.
#84 - spaghettiprophet (05/04/2014) [-]
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User avatar #40 - greyhoundfd (05/04/2014) [-]
Rule 1: Stay out of Cherno
Rule 2: Convince everyone to go to Cherno
#1 - thelizardlord (05/03/2014) [-]
Never be a jerk in Day Z
#48 to #1 - thelastelephant (05/04/2014) [-]
DayZ Logic: Don't be a jerk because everyone else is a jerk.
DayZ Logic: Don't be a jerk because everyone else is a jerk.
User avatar #67 to #48 - imabeagoodguy (05/04/2014) [-]
Well I think it's more like don't be a jerk to guys with bigger guns
User avatar #128 to #67 - thelastelephant (05/04/2014) [-]
Except in DayZ, everyone has a bigger gun than you.

I've had too many bad experiences of saving some guy's life only to have him shoot me in the back as soon as we were clear of the zombies.
#2 - qosfortyone (05/03/2014) [-]
i did this once by accident to two guys    
they both had snipers and crowbars   
one of them was in a ghillie suit   
they laughed with me over the mic, gave me a can of beans, an empty rifle, and pointed at a factory and said i would find bullets there   
the land between me and the factory was a desert so its a clear straight way and as a bonus, No Zombies!!!   
halfway through the barren wasteland of a desert, I heard a gunshot and dirt beneath my digital legs fluttered in the air   
that was when i knew the implication of the finger i mistakenly gave to two armored guys with a "spare"  rifle hanging around   
so i ran, and at the second shot, I played dead   
another shot make me spring up and run, they didn't buy that i was dead, three shots followed but i was running zig zag and they missed   
i saw a bush and hid behind it, seconds later a shot got me  and i was bleeding, while wrapping up the wound the final shot killed me
i did this once by accident to two guys
they both had snipers and crowbars
one of them was in a ghillie suit
they laughed with me over the mic, gave me a can of beans, an empty rifle, and pointed at a factory and said i would find bullets there
the land between me and the factory was a desert so its a clear straight way and as a bonus, No Zombies!!!
halfway through the barren wasteland of a desert, I heard a gunshot and dirt beneath my digital legs fluttered in the air
that was when i knew the implication of the finger i mistakenly gave to two armored guys with a "spare" rifle hanging around
so i ran, and at the second shot, I played dead
another shot make me spring up and run, they didn't buy that i was dead, three shots followed but i was running zig zag and they missed
i saw a bush and hid behind it, seconds later a shot got me and i was bleeding, while wrapping up the wound the final shot killed me
User avatar #5 to #2 - grogovic (05/03/2014) [-]
They watched you run, without ranged weapons and hunted you. This game must be good. I bought AC 4 and BF 4, I liked AC 4.
#124 to #2 - nexdemise ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
In case like that it's best to just run and not look back. Moving targets are problematic to hit. Also - if they see dust that means they missed, if they see blood they know they hit, so playing dead won't do you much good. If you get hit then generally you'll have enough blood to keep running for a minute or so before you pass out, and if you get shot again you'll most likely die (so stopping here is a dumb idea).

Once again, if you get shot at run like the wind, even if you're bleeding until you can get behind some solid cover to patch your ass up.
#23 to #2 - anon (05/04/2014) [-]
No ghillie in standalone, 2 people cant have 3 main weapons, no desert in standalone, and you cant flip people off in the mod.

Go **** yourself.
User avatar #32 to #23 - WAKEFIELD ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
lol you bring up facts as though he did that in the mod and the standalone. By desert he obviously just means a plain and 2 people can have 4 cause you can carry one in a mountain backpack and one on your back.
#14 to #2 - niggerwhorebitch (05/04/2014) [-]
no desert in standalone, no play dead option, no ghillie suit... also dayz standalone is not moddable yet, so custom maps is also no opstions, neither is the ghillie suit.

#18 to #14 - qosfortyone (05/04/2014) [-]
are you calling me a liar? see picture you bitch
also by desert i meant a sandy, empty area like a ******* desert
by playing dead i lied down
and i used no goddamn mods and in original map you idiot
User avatar #21 to #18 - alstorp (05/04/2014) [-]
Original map does not have a desert. It's all forest and plains.
#134 to #18 - niggerwhorebitch (05/16/2014) [-]
well **** didnt know they added ghilliesuits... sorry! but there is no desert on dayz SA... so be a bit more clear than! raging dickhead.
User avatar #135 to #134 - qosfortyone (05/16/2014) [-]
**** you I play on ****** quality you ****** bitch and deserts have a few bushes but far in between you whore

And you're late you ****** whore bitch
#136 to #135 - niggerwhorebitch (05/16/2014) [-]
yes i rarely browse fj because I have my priorities, hence the reason i wasnt updated about DayZ SA about the ghilliesuit update.
#86 to #18 - whateverrowsyourbo (05/04/2014) [-]
You can't flick someone off in the mod

Liar
User avatar #99 to #86 - wotterpatch ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
do you know how many dayz sub mods there are? I garuntee you can in one of them
User avatar #89 to #86 - qosfortyone (05/04/2014) [-]
What mod?
User avatar #19 to #18 - qosfortyone (05/04/2014) [-]
alstorp
darkdanger

and can someone tell me the difference between dayz and dayz standalone?
User avatar #20 to #19 - alstorp (05/04/2014) [-]
DayZ (aka DayZ mod) is the original mod for ArmA 2.

The standalone is the independent DayZ game still in development.
User avatar #34 to #14 - DoktorHax (05/04/2014) [-]
**** yeah ciggie butt brain.
User avatar #10 to #2 - alstorp (05/04/2014) [-]
Didn't know you could flip people off in ArmA 2. Or even point.

Are you lying?
User avatar #11 to #10 - darkdanger (05/04/2014) [-]
standalone
User avatar #15 to #11 - alstorp (05/04/2014) [-]
The standalone does not have Ghillies.
User avatar #16 to #15 - darkdanger (05/04/2014) [-]
didn't think of that. itwasprobablyalie.jpeg
#96 - grafvodkula (05/04/2014) [-]
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#43 - cracknigger (05/04/2014) [-]
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#107 - thempc ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
good thing martin freeman doesn't play dayZ
good thing martin freeman doesn't play dayZ
User avatar #38 - ronniesan (05/04/2014) [-]
Tip NO.2 No pants in Elektro

youtu.be/byMbxDwcSPY?t=5m17s source.
User avatar #117 to #38 - lozac (05/04/2014) [-]
Let me just say, Thank you!

Been looking for the souce of the no pants in elektro shenanigans
User avatar #80 to #38 - atomicman (05/04/2014) [-]
holy **** that was good. I litteraly laughed for 5 mins straight the soon the guy started screaming 'TAKE OF YER PANTS MOTHAFUKER, YOU MADE A BIG MISTAKE WEARING PANTS IN ELEKTRO'
#36 - I Am Monkey (05/04/2014) [-]
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#4 - include (05/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #13 to #4 - baogames (05/04/2014) [-]
why do you think there are zombies
User avatar #73 to #4 - indev (05/04/2014) [-]
Damn I remember cropping this D:
#92 - niklamacz (05/04/2014) [-]
**niklamacz rolled image** MFW DAYZ
User avatar #95 to #92 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
yes
#104 to #92 - moforsho ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
**moforsho rolled image** MFW, YFW
#64 - chrispthesebbe (05/04/2014) [-]
dayz rule

#1 stranger is danger
#103 - ilikepatatas (05/04/2014) [-]
survival tip n# 1: don't play the game, as long as you get killed or get good equipment the survival theme of the game is gone, you don't play to survive, you play to become a douche and kill others
those who want a strong feeling of survival and are about to buy or download dayz don't do it, you have been fooled by its hype campaign on the internet
same goes for rust (howevers in rust the devs explain that its gonna be a mayor fight against survivors that wildlife first )
User avatar #112 to #103 - Greevon ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
I don't know, I always looked at Rust as a sort of battle royale minecraft and I was never led to believe otherwise.
#131 - thelastelephant (05/04/2014) [-]
>be me   
>At northwest airfield, already a stupid move.   
>Crawling towards fire station   
>shotsfired.jpg   
>Other player, we'll call him Joe, screaming for help as he fends off zombies with his AK   
>Joe is having a very hard time   
>Lock and load my M1014   
>Fight my way up to the top of the fire station   
>"Oh my god, thanks! You saved my life!"   
>"No problem," I say. "Are you hurt? I have some medical supplies I can give you."   
>shotsfiredagain.png   
>MFW this 			*********		 thanks me for saving his life, then shoots me and takes my gear.
>be me
>At northwest airfield, already a stupid move.
>Crawling towards fire station
>shotsfired.jpg
>Other player, we'll call him Joe, screaming for help as he fends off zombies with his AK
>Joe is having a very hard time
>Lock and load my M1014
>Fight my way up to the top of the fire station
>"Oh my god, thanks! You saved my life!"
>"No problem," I say. "Are you hurt? I have some medical supplies I can give you."
>shotsfiredagain.png
>MFW this ********* thanks me for saving his life, then shoots me and takes my gear.
#101 - manirock (05/04/2014) [-]
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