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#3 - blacklisthunta
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(05/03/2014) [-]
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#68 to #3 - bakagaijin
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(05/04/2014) [-]
r00d
#82 to #3 - spaghettiprophet
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(05/04/2014) [-]
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#108 to #82 - afrodemon
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(05/04/2014) [-]
sauce?
#71 to #3 - neokun ONLINE
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(05/04/2014) [-]
#2 - qosfortyone
Reply +187
(05/03/2014) [-]
i did this once by accident to two guys    
they both had snipers and crowbars   
one of them was in a ghillie suit   
they laughed with me over the mic, gave me a can of beans, an empty rifle, and pointed at a factory and said i would find bullets there   
the land between me and the factory was a desert so its a clear straight way and as a bonus, No Zombies!!!   
halfway through the barren wasteland of a desert, I heard a gunshot and dirt beneath my digital legs fluttered in the air   
that was when i knew the implication of the finger i mistakenly gave to two armored guys with a "spare"  rifle hanging around   
so i ran, and at the second shot, I played dead   
another shot make me spring up and run, they didn't buy that i was dead, three shots followed but i was running zig zag and they missed   
i saw a bush and hid behind it, seconds later a shot got me  and i was bleeding, while wrapping up the wound the final shot killed me
i did this once by accident to two guys
they both had snipers and crowbars
one of them was in a ghillie suit
they laughed with me over the mic, gave me a can of beans, an empty rifle, and pointed at a factory and said i would find bullets there
the land between me and the factory was a desert so its a clear straight way and as a bonus, No Zombies!!!
halfway through the barren wasteland of a desert, I heard a gunshot and dirt beneath my digital legs fluttered in the air
that was when i knew the implication of the finger i mistakenly gave to two armored guys with a "spare" rifle hanging around
so i ran, and at the second shot, I played dead
another shot make me spring up and run, they didn't buy that i was dead, three shots followed but i was running zig zag and they missed
i saw a bush and hid behind it, seconds later a shot got me and i was bleeding, while wrapping up the wound the final shot killed me
#5 to #2 - grogovic
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(05/03/2014) [-]
They watched you run, without ranged weapons and hunted you. This game must be good. I bought AC 4 and BF 4, I liked AC 4.
#14 to #2 - niggerwhorebitch
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(05/04/2014) [-]
no desert in standalone, no play dead option, no ghillie suit... also dayz standalone is not moddable yet, so custom maps is also no opstions, neither is the ghillie suit.

#18 to #14 - qosfortyone
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(05/04/2014) [-]
are you calling me a liar? see picture you bitch
also by desert i meant a sandy, empty area like a ******* desert
by playing dead i lied down
and i used no goddamn mods and in original map you idiot
#134 to #18 - niggerwhorebitch
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(05/16/2014) [-]
well **** didnt know they added ghilliesuits... sorry! but there is no desert on dayz SA... so be a bit more clear than! raging dickhead.
#135 to #134 - qosfortyone
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(05/16/2014) [-]
**** you I play on ****** quality you ****** bitch and deserts have a few bushes but far in between you whore

And you're late you ****** whore bitch
#136 to #135 - niggerwhorebitch
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(05/16/2014) [-]
yes i rarely browse fj because I have my priorities, hence the reason i wasnt updated about DayZ SA about the ghilliesuit update.
#19 to #18 - qosfortyone
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(05/04/2014) [-]
alstorp
darkdanger

and can someone tell me the difference between dayz and dayz standalone?
#20 to #19 - alstorp
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(05/04/2014) [-]
DayZ (aka DayZ mod) is the original mod for ArmA 2.

The standalone is the independent DayZ game still in development.
#86 to #18 - whateverrowsyourbo
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(05/04/2014) [-]
You can't flick someone off in the mod

Liar
#99 to #86 - wotterpatch
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(05/04/2014) [-]
do you know how many dayz sub mods there are? I garuntee you can in one of them
#89 to #86 - qosfortyone
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(05/04/2014) [-]
What mod?
#21 to #18 - alstorp
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(05/04/2014) [-]
Original map does not have a desert. It's all forest and plains.
#34 to #14 - DoktorHax
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(05/04/2014) [-]
**** yeah ciggie butt brain.
#23 to #2 - anon
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(05/04/2014) [-]
No ghillie in standalone, 2 people cant have 3 main weapons, no desert in standalone, and you cant flip people off in the mod.

Go **** yourself.
#32 to #23 - WAKEFIELD
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(05/04/2014) [-]
lol you bring up facts as though he did that in the mod and the standalone. By desert he obviously just means a plain and 2 people can have 4 cause you can carry one in a mountain backpack and one on your back.
#124 to #2 - nexdemise
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(05/04/2014) [-]
In case like that it's best to just run and not look back. Moving targets are problematic to hit. Also - if they see dust that means they missed, if they see blood they know they hit, so playing dead won't do you much good. If you get hit then generally you'll have enough blood to keep running for a minute or so before you pass out, and if you get shot again you'll most likely die (so stopping here is a dumb idea).

Once again, if you get shot at run like the wind, even if you're bleeding until you can get behind some solid cover to patch your ass up.
#10 to #2 - alstorp
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(05/04/2014) [-]
Didn't know you could flip people off in ArmA 2. Or even point.

Are you lying?
#11 to #10 - darkdanger
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(05/04/2014) [-]
standalone
#15 to #11 - alstorp
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(05/04/2014) [-]
The standalone does not have Ghillies.
#16 to #15 - darkdanger
Reply +5
(05/04/2014) [-]
didn't think of that. itwasprobablyalie.jpeg
#7 - captainwow
Reply +129
(05/03/2014) [-]
pls don do dis
#120 to #7 - anon
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(05/04/2014) [-]
#28 to #7 - jaegarbombastic
Reply +23
(05/04/2014) [-]
Y u do dis?
#31 to #7 - jackmanagan
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(05/04/2014) [-]
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#66 - rmoran
Reply +74
(05/04/2014) [-]
Good tip for that 0.5% of the times you're not shot on sight.
Good tip for that 0.5% of the times you're not shot on sight.
#69 to #66 - imalex
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(05/04/2014) [-]
I dont understand why everyone bitch about being shot on sight, I played for an hour on my friends computer and didnt get shot once, i probably met 20+ people
#76 to #69 - neverborn
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(05/04/2014) [-]
that's an honest to god rarity, that I can only see happening because you were either no threat (and had nothing worth taking) or looked like you were armed to the teeth and walking amongst new-spawns
#97 to #76 - viscerys
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(05/04/2014) [-]
I spawned in and some ****** in full gear ran up to me and shot me square in the face. Happened again about twenty minutes later, so I left that server.

Another time, my friend and I spawned in, and he was shot in the face because his character was black. They shot me because I was associated with the black guy, and then the guy who shot me was shot by his friend for associating with a guy who was with a guy was black. I know all this because htey were loud and obnoxious about it over the mic.
#1 - thelizardlord
Reply +61
(05/03/2014) [-]
Never be a jerk in Day Z
#48 to #1 - thelastelephant
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(05/04/2014) [-]
DayZ Logic: Don't be a jerk because everyone else is a jerk.
DayZ Logic: Don't be a jerk because everyone else is a jerk.
#67 to #48 - imabeagoodguy
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(05/04/2014) [-]
Well I think it's more like don't be a jerk to guys with bigger guns
#128 to #67 - thelastelephant
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(05/04/2014) [-]
Except in DayZ, everyone has a bigger gun than you.

I've had too many bad experiences of saving some guy's life only to have him shoot me in the back as soon as we were clear of the zombies.
#60 to #48 - gunsxtreme
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#84 - spaghettiprophet
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(05/04/2014) [-]
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#40 - greyhoundfd
Reply +24
(05/04/2014) [-]
Rule 1: Stay out of Cherno
Rule 2: Convince everyone to go to Cherno
#36 - I Am Monkey
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(05/04/2014) [-]
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#96 - grafvodkula ONLINE
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(05/04/2014) [-]
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#43 - cracknigger
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(05/04/2014) [-]
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