League so smart. .. I find the lack of spin2win disturbing League of Draven
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#11 - metalkinkajou (09/06/2013) [-]
I find the lack of spin2win disturbing
I find the lack of spin2win disturbing
User avatar #28 to #11 - northleech (09/06/2013) [-]
No Trynda in the middle? You have failed me.
User avatar #30 to #11 - Encarna (09/06/2013) [-]
Severe lack of Eternum Nocturne.
User avatar #37 to #30 - metalkinkajou (09/06/2013) [-]
No body wants that ear raper D:
User avatar #38 to #37 - Encarna (09/06/2013) [-]
Ear rape? Someone hasn't heard the Sad Robot Amumu spamming laugh bug.
User avatar #39 to #38 - metalkinkajou (09/06/2013) [-]
that's bad too
#86 to #11 - galkawhm (09/06/2013) [-]
Why not use the Rammus spin that does damage?
Why not use the Rammus spin that does damage?
User avatar #122 to #86 - metalkinkajou (09/06/2013) [-]
That **** is not spin enough
#88 to #11 - hurrdurka (09/06/2013) [-]
Reminds me of when a warrior uses reckstorm in WoW.
User avatar #78 to #11 - pokim (09/06/2013) [-]
severe lack of. JUGGERNAUT
dota 2 master race
#5 - anon (09/06/2013) [-]
Alright nearly all of these are true except one. HEIMER DOESN'T THROW ******* HAMMERS HE THROWS WRENCHS AT BITCHES!!!!!!
User avatar #43 to #5 - scorpidea (09/06/2013) [-]
Ever watch a mechanic work? EVERYTHING is a hammer! There are hammer hammers, wrench hammers, ratchet hammers.........
#24 to #5 - shatt (09/06/2013) [-]
no heimer throws wrenches, at whenches
#71 - thepastamaypwnyou (09/06/2013) [-]
Is a girl

Has balls
User avatar #40 - fuckthehabs (09/06/2013) [-]
While we're on the topic, how does Teemo blind Lee Sin?
#41 to #40 - captnpl (09/06/2013) [-]
with science
#114 to #40 - fuckinfuckinfuck (09/06/2013) [-]
I actually asked Riot for 5 RP because I was 5 RP short of a skin that was on sale, so they had me draw them a picture and this is what I whipped up in about four minutes.
User avatar #117 to #114 - DontDeleteMeAgain (09/06/2013) [-]
did it work?
#119 to #117 - kenleyP (09/06/2013) [-]
WE NEED TO KNOW
User avatar #127 to #119 - fuckinfuckinfuck (09/06/2013) [-]
Yup! They gave me like, 40 RP.
User avatar #49 to #40 - softcover (09/06/2013) [-]
The same way Cassiopeia can turn Malphite to stone
#65 to #49 - creepycreeper (09/06/2013) [-]
The same way Ahri can charm Armor of the Fifth Age Taric?
User avatar #79 to #65 - oishiine (09/06/2013) [-]
Classic
User avatar #123 to #65 - blakehill (09/06/2013) [-]
The same way Ahri charms katarina, or akali, or riven, or any female champ for that matter.
#19 - makkarakeiju (09/06/2013) [-]
But heimer throws wrenches...
User avatar #91 - absum (09/06/2013) [-]
Pffssshhh, a sniper rifle can't even spit
#97 to #91 - cormy (09/06/2013) [-]
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHOHOHOHOHOHHUEHUEHUEUGAUIAGHHEURGHABGHEIGHABEHUGH!!!   
You cheeky cunt.
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHOHOHOHOHOHHUEHUEHUEUGAUIAGHHEURGHABGHEIGHABEHUGH!!!
You cheeky cunt.
#111 - coolioplasm ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
As long as there's 2 heros left on the battlefield, somebody's gonna want someone dead.
I know it's not League but **** you
User avatar #131 to #111 - lilRican (10/01/2013) [-]
I love how most of his lines are just recycled and refreshed sniper lines from tf2..

ofcourse i know why because his name is sniper and valve made dota 2

but it's still quite charming
#26 - adolfsatan ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#29 - fingrayn (09/06/2013) [-]
First black Champ in LoL - make a white skin
User avatar #101 to #29 - arkytior (09/06/2013) [-]
Matrix aka albino ******
#108 to #29 - icolossus (09/06/2013) [-]
Wukong is the first black champion.
User avatar #48 to #29 - renegadesparks **User deleted account** (09/06/2013) [-]
Karma, that is all
User avatar #55 to #48 - iamspika (09/06/2013) [-]
He must be joking.

Karma is so rarely played that they joke about her existance...
User avatar #57 to #55 - renegadesparks **User deleted account** (09/06/2013) [-]
glad you put that there, I completely spaced on the fact no one plays her part for a moment I-am-not-a-clever-man.jpg
User avatar #51 to #48 - lightningunicorn (09/06/2013) [-]
Nidalee's original skin made her look black, too

I was a little annoyed when Riot's revamp of her art made her white :/
User avatar #54 to #51 - renegadesparks **User deleted account** (09/06/2013) [-]
oh, never saw her original skin, but it bugs me when ever anyone says "wasn't karma the first black champion" someone says asian (makes no sense, too dark skinned) hispanic (really, they can be all over the color spectrum so it's just saying that so it's hard to disprove) or... " *********** " (what is that anyways, middle eastern? She's a little too dark)
#63 to #54 - arreatface ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
mfw "sand ****** "
User avatar #64 to #63 - renegadesparks **User deleted account** (09/06/2013) [-]
well, since I'm almost entirely white I feel the urge to put racial slurs in quotations, also being white and infamously clean spoken (at least I used to be) any use of racial slurs by me in quotations takes people by surprise and usually gets a chuckle out of them
User avatar #56 to #54 - lightningunicorn (09/06/2013) [-]
I'm mostly just annoyed by how every new champion Riot makes is a white girl with huge tits and armor

I mean, come one. It can't be that hard to create variety with your character design.
User avatar #58 to #56 - renegadesparks **User deleted account** (09/06/2013) [-]
well, the creators have said it's hard with their engine to make a woman character in that game without having to exaggerate certain aspects about them so the player base doesn't get confused, take kayle for instance, until her redesign a lot of people thought she was a man
User avatar #59 to #58 - lightningunicorn (09/06/2013) [-]
I get that with the in game graphics but like the splash art, man, the splash art. Everyone is like D cups or higher except Annie (and her Prom Queen skin makes her look like she has little tiny boobs, which creeps me out like hella)
User avatar #61 to #59 - renegadesparks **User deleted account** (09/06/2013) [-]
you have a point, but I think they have it like that in the splash art so the character resembles their in-game model as much as possible
User avatar #62 to #61 - lightningunicorn (09/06/2013) [-]
I can understand that, but it's still pretty ridiculous. A bunch of female warriors sprinting across the battlefield with their EE's hanging out and not even wearing sportsbras? More like League of Chronic Back Pain
#93 to #62 - sabcy (09/06/2013) [-]
and then there's draven
User avatar #94 to #93 - lightningunicorn (09/06/2013) [-]
Just what the heck does that guy think he's doin' running around in a loincloth

He's gonna get something chopped off or crushed
#126 to #56 - jinkazama (09/06/2013) [-]
hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Lucian. Black male.

Aatrox, demon lad.

Lissandra, woman, but not exactly sexualised, nor are they white per say or do they have armour.

Zac. A bleb.


Clearly you are right about every champ being a white girl with armour. Also clearly you are right about the champ designs lacking variety. The four i listed are too similar.
User avatar #128 to #126 - lightningunicorn (09/06/2013) [-]
There are, total, 39 female champions of the 115 champions. 15 of these are white girls in armour with huge tits, 25 are white girls with huge tits, and 34 of them are just chicks with huge tits. Also Anivia, who is a bird.

Clearly Riot has so much variety in their female champions, thank you for pointing this out to me.

"But there's so many male champions, there must be variety!!!11!one!"

Well of the 77 male champions, 18 are muscular white dudes in armor. Not bad, not bad. 37 of them are non human, that sounds pretty even. You're right, there is some variety here. But that's pretty lame of Riot to save all of their diversity for the guys, don't you think? Not all girls are DD with dat ass and no muscle mass, especially if they've been warriors their entire lives. :/ Just because there is some variety doesn't mean they don't have repetitive character design.
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#44 to #29 - jinkazama (09/06/2013) [-]
Except he is just a different shade of black in the skin and not even close to white
User avatar #80 to #44 - zerkerex (09/06/2013) [-]
yeah he is just pale cuz he works at night as a hired gun
#118 - xxstealthopsxx (09/06/2013) [-]
gets attacked
starts meditating
User avatar #23 - herbolifee (09/06/2013) [-]
> Old League
> Get Mordekaiser
> Build Force of Nature / Sorcerer's Shoes / Warmog's
> 1v5 entire team
> ??????
> VICTORY
User avatar #31 to #23 - tulioandmiguel (09/06/2013) [-]
> Old League
> Get Mordekaiser
> Build 6 Sunfire Capes
> 1v5 entire team
> ???????????
> VICTORY
User avatar #33 to #31 - Encarna (09/06/2013) [-]
> Old League
> Get Evelynn/Twitch
> Build 6 Sunfire Capes
> Rub against enemies till dead
> ??????
> VICTORY
User avatar #35 to #33 - tulioandmiguel (09/06/2013) [-]
> Very old League
> Get Twisted fate
> Build whatever
> Teleport anywhere on the map every 10 seconds
> AoE stun card all the time
> ??????
> VICTORY



Why am I doing this? '-'
User avatar #36 to #35 - Encarna (09/06/2013) [-]
> Super old League
> Get Blitzcrank
> Build whatever
> Pull Baron into Fountain
> ??????
> VICTORY


Because League was so broken.
#42 to #36 - ryhis (09/06/2013) [-]
>Ultimate old League
>Get heimerdinger
>Block mid minions with turret
>10min and release minions
>VICTORY
User avatar #72 to #42 - thepastamaypwnyou (09/06/2013) [-]
>Old league

>Buy 15 potions at start

>Rape the mid laner
#95 to #72 - opsbuttbuddy (09/06/2013) [-]
that was early season 3.. and it was 13
User avatar #130 to #42 - herbolifee (09/07/2013) [-]
Ahh now those were the days
User avatar #116 to #42 - mrbuu (09/06/2013) [-]
>old league
>get garren
>6 sunfire capes
>spin2win
#98 to #35 - ennemi (09/06/2013) [-]
haha, aoe stun tf was the best
User avatar #83 - YllekNayr (09/06/2013) [-]
You didn't mention how Malphite can somehow be affected by Cass's ult.
User avatar #47 - camerel (09/06/2013) [-]
mord was the first champ i ever played thinking he was a tanky ad champion (because he has a giant ******* mace). That game was VERY bad.
#52 to #47 - penguinthegreat (09/06/2013) [-]
well mace of spades scales with ad so it is possible
User avatar #69 to #52 - camerel (09/06/2013) [-]
mind you, this was my first ever game, so on top of being confused about the champ, i had no idea what the hell was going on.
#70 to #69 - penguinthegreat (09/06/2013) [-]
my first game was with morde too
User avatar #129 to #70 - camerel (09/06/2013) [-]
my friend put me on ww after that and said "only play this champion" he was my main for the first 6 months.
User avatar #22 - hemming (09/06/2013) [-]
Mordekaiser actually started out as a super OP tank that you could build whatever you wanted on, as long as you rushed a Warmogs then you were pretty much invincible.
I used to build Attack Speed.. fun **** ..
#96 to #22 - freakyfingers (09/06/2013) [-]
Fun fact: Mordekaiser has the 4th highest attack speed in-game without buffs/steriods.
Fun fact: Mordekaiser has the 4th highest attack speed in-game without buffs/steriods.
User avatar #10 - GeAsa (09/06/2013) [-]
"Hammer"...............................??.
#74 - awesomedug (09/06/2013) [-]
i highly doubt malebolgia is in that stupid ass game
User avatar #76 to #74 - ProWig (09/06/2013) [-]
wut?
#77 to #76 - awesomedug (09/06/2013) [-]
malebolgia is from the spawn series, i recommend you look him up, this is the picture of malebolgia, a lot of similarities right?
#85 to #77 - taternutz (09/06/2013) [-]
They said at some point that they designed him after the Violater and tyranids from WH40K.
#120 to #77 - ispeakmeme (09/06/2013) [-]
Yeah there really are a lot of similarities

and as someone who plays noc, this is exactly how it feels.
User avatar #87 to #77 - greeling ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
He's based off of Violator from the spawn series.
#81 to #77 - Whytemane (09/06/2013) [-]
....dude. Look him up. The grows and heals one is a character named Cho gath. That picture is the chinese artwork for him.
#67 - sandland (09/06/2013) [-]
How does Ahri charm Taric?
User avatar #125 to #67 - sabcy (09/06/2013) [-]
she's a kitsune. They have mad magic, yo.
#20 - micekill (09/06/2013) [-]
"you have slain an enemy (teemo)"
"you have been slayed (teemo"
happens way too often to me
User avatar #124 - mango (09/06/2013) [-]
Ha I get it , eats oranges because hes a pirate and he has scurvy.
#115 - sourpotato (09/06/2013) [-]
I say, Fellow. Cho'Gath Master Race
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