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How to raise children in skyrim

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User avatar #59 to #14 - malhaloc (01/09/2014) [-]
I have the mod that makes children mortal
User avatar #51 to #14 - revengeforfreeze (01/09/2014) [-]
this reminds me of gravity falls
User avatar #134 to #51 - DiabloStrawhat (01/09/2014) [-]
Must be the preposterously large eyeballs.
#107 to #14 - newdevyx (01/09/2014) [-]
This is some **** i'm going through now.
Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
User avatar #3 - I Am Monkey (01/09/2014) [-]
Children can't die in Bethesda games. Send her on dangerous missions for profit. I'm pretty sure it's impossible not to be a responsible parent when your kid is invincible.
#42 to #3 - anon (01/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #61 to #3 - blacknbluebrony (01/09/2014) [-]
Just because they can't die, doesn't mean that they are efficient monster killers or explorers. Plus, how are they supposed to carry all that precious loot that are in dungeons in whatnot?
#126 to #3 - scorpiom (01/09/2014) [-]
This explains the immortal children that don't die when i slaughter entire towns in Fallout NV
#228 to #126 - anon (01/15/2014) [-]
I didnt know they were invincible at first, so in Fallout 3 i left piles of bodies in the homes of the children.
User avatar #156 to #3 - progenitormimic (01/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, nothing irresponsible about teaching the joys of slaughter to unkillable beings in their formative years. I mean, look how Babette turned out.
User avatar #198 to #3 - bleachfool (01/10/2014) [-]
they can still feel pain and have their limbs chopped up but still be alive
User avatar #91 to #3 - asmodeu ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Emotional scars.
#6 to #3 - anon (01/09/2014) [-]
they can get raped tho
User avatar #13 to #6 - lorppanaattori (01/09/2014) [-]
#18 to #6 - anon (01/09/2014) [-]
Your point?
#24 to #3 - hokeymon ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
not if your the high king of skyrim.
#52 - rawrursaurus (01/09/2014) [-]
But what happens when she grows up?
User avatar #1 - trivdiego (01/09/2014) [-]
Well its not like they can come under harms way
#82 - panamaofjacks (01/09/2014) [-]
>kid playing with Mehrune's Razor
>"ouch! I accidentally cut myself, but no bi-"
>instantly die
User avatar #153 to #82 - jonathankitty (01/09/2014) [-]
I've assaulted the same non-killable person over three hundred times, and my kid manages to kill themself with one try? **** , my kid's more qualified to wield a dagger than I am.

The Razor is capable of killing even non-killable NPC people. At least, that's what I read on the wiki.
User avatar #179 to #153 - huntergriff (01/10/2014) [-]
Guess who's now going to get on skyrim an kill delphine and the old **** with her.

That's right, this guy
#10 - therealtotodile (01/09/2014) [-]
>Steel Armor

What are you, a plebeian!?
User avatar #102 to #10 - zahnrad (01/09/2014) [-]
Who needs better armour when you're kawaii as **** ?
#15 to #10 - lastweek (01/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #49 to #10 - sabcy (01/09/2014) [-]
no, I'm just a dude who has mage armor.
User avatar #11 to #10 - thewisedane (01/09/2014) [-]
At some poin during my games, I go back to the best armour I have used that still look remotely nordic. It gives better immersion and also makes the game a bit tougher.

So, my Heavy Armour dudette is using Ancient Nord Armour, even though I have an Ebony Full Plate.

#45 to #11 - omnifish **User deleted account** (01/09/2014) [-]
Do you even stalhrim?
#105 to #45 - drldrl (01/09/2014) [-]
Nordic Carved looks so much better.
User avatar #112 to #105 - omnifish **User deleted account** (01/09/2014) [-]
Agreed, but if you need an extra boost in armor rating, Heavy Stalhrim gives you as much protection as Dragonplate.
User avatar #54 to #11 - dyalibya (01/09/2014) [-]
>not having deadric armour
User avatar #74 to #54 - hermaeousmora (01/09/2014) [-]
> 2014
> Not using Armor Mods
User avatar #95 to #74 - dyalibya (01/09/2014) [-]
Ah you got me there
User avatar #204 to #74 - thewisedane (01/10/2014) [-]
>Not using mods at all.
User avatar #229 to #54 - tmgrskat (01/15/2014) [-]
>Heavy Armour
User avatar #230 to #229 - dyalibya (01/15/2014) [-]
Yeah , I used both , and both are maxed on my main character
#48 to #10 - ciacheczko (01/09/2014) [-]
Mfw I got to know there's a hidden armor cap after which all additional armor points are meaningless. You could just pimp out my Leather Armor with my epic blacksmithing skills and be nearly as invulnerable as in Ebony one.

In fact, I play only mages and wear robes so it never mattered to me - thought you might wanna know tho
#53 to #48 - adu (01/09/2014) [-]
>Wearing robes as a mage
>Not maxing out enchanting
>Not maxing out alchemy to boost enchanting
>Not enchanting deadric armor to give infinite destruction spells

You're not worthy to be Archmage.
#64 to #53 - ciacheczko (01/09/2014) [-]
Max out Illusion - cast huge aoe enrage that makes entire cities become full of people who try to kill each other.   
Max out Conjuration - summon a big bad Daedra lord who can solo dragons.   
All I gotta do is point my finger and watch things burn. Only filthy plebeians dirty their hands with Destruction magic.
Max out Illusion - cast huge aoe enrage that makes entire cities become full of people who try to kill each other.
Max out Conjuration - summon a big bad Daedra lord who can solo dragons.

All I gotta do is point my finger and watch things burn. Only filthy plebeians dirty their hands with Destruction magic.
#72 to #64 - darthblam (01/09/2014) [-]
I just 1-shot them silently from across the room with my crossbow or beat the **** out of them with my club 'til they stop moving.
Don't need no fancy shmancy magics.
#67 to #64 - adu (01/09/2014) [-]
Since my first Skyrim playthrough, I do not use followers, thralls, stealth, or illusion tactics. MY enemies face either elemental fury or my soul-wrenching greatsword. What kind of casual would steal themselves of personally killing every living thing to cross your path?
User avatar #68 to #67 - ciacheczko (01/09/2014) [-]
A sophisticated one.
#73 to #68 - adu (01/09/2014) [-]
More like a lazy one.
#227 to #67 - Elemental (01/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #200 to #67 - AngryRedMidget (01/10/2014) [-]
I'm glad they added the Legendary additions with Dragonborn, the game is only fun if you play it on that from the start, so that using every glitch and quickpath in the game is a necessity instead of something you have to avoid.
User avatar #175 to #67 - JuliusC ONLINE (01/10/2014) [-]
>going melee warrior
>not choosing dual weild axe's
do you even dps bro
User avatar #57 to #53 - darthblam (01/09/2014) [-]
I maxed out enchanting (and smithing) to pretty much make myself unkillable.
Running around with my two-handed Dragon Bone hammer that does extra fire damage + lifesteal
I named it "Fred Flintstone's Golf Club"
Then enchanted all of my Daedric armor to either have increased 2-handed damage, stamina regen and health regen. Enough to the point to where I would never run out of either of the two in a fight.
I also enchanted my enhanced Dwemer crossbow with lightning and paralyze, named it "Just My Imagination."
Funniest **** ever watching people fall over like statues or glitch and and bounce all over the place.
#60 to #57 - adu (01/09/2014) [-]
God, I laughed at both of those. You have a knack for naming things.
"Just My Imagination" Jesus Christ
User avatar #62 to #60 - darthblam (01/09/2014) [-]
I have a dragonbone dagger that also has lightning and paralyze, named it "Surprise Buttsex"
That's about all my funnier ones, the rest are kind of generic.
Like my fist damage ring, "Ring of Punch Face"
A necklace to increase frost resistance "Magic Scarf of Warm"
And my armor set is just all named "Super armor" pretty much.
User avatar #65 to #62 - adu (01/09/2014) [-]
I tend to give my TES enchantments cool names as opposed to funny ones. In Morrowind I had a ring that boosted intelligence by 47, which I called the "Ring of Paramount Intellect." There was another twin ring that I called "RIng of Unparalleled Wit." I have other items in Skyrim, like the Soul Siphon Claymore, a full set of Dominator Armor (boosts destruction magic + 2-handed), and a battleaxe by the name of Glacialis Flamma.

Among one of the funnier weapon names I've seen on the internet, I remember one bow being called "Kneecapper"
User avatar #71 to #65 - darthblam (01/09/2014) [-]
I used to do cool sounding and kind of lore-friendly names My first fire sword was named "Dragon's Maw", etc , but I got tired of it as I became more powerful and as most of them started to sound the same because I don't have a thesaurus.
So.. funny names. So that "Just My Imagination" shall be remembered in legend and stories of fear and justice!
User avatar #76 to #71 - adu (01/09/2014) [-]
It's just funny because of all the times you snipe bandits from afar. Assuming you're hidden and it doesn't kill them instantly, they'll probably say "It must have been just my imagination," which is technically correct, which is what makes it funny.

If I put some thought into it, I could probably make some funny weapon names too. As a writer though who occasionally dabbles in Latin, I can think of many different synonyms for the occasion.
#80 to #76 - darthblam (01/09/2014) [-]
Yep. That's exactly it.
#180 to #80 - jamesofdoom (01/10/2014) [-]
I named my Daedric punching gloves, "Daedric Gloves Of Major Fisting" or something like that.
User avatar #195 to #180 - teegoogilycoffeeme (01/10/2014) [-]
And I named my glass sword "Souls of the innocent" so that the soul capture adds irony.
User avatar #79 to #53 - lorkhan (01/09/2014) [-]
Its cooler to wear mage armor as a mage unlike the gayest armor ever A.K.A deadric armor.
Too bad the mage armor sucks but looks really cool. And dearic armor is good but ugly.
#133 - Captainunhelpful (01/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #146 to #133 - sagari (01/09/2014) [-]
Is that Alduin?
User avatar #170 to #146 - Captainunhelpful (01/10/2014) [-]
I believe so. You can barely see a rocky outcrop covered in snow, and another dragon attacking him (Paarthurnax) so they're probably on the throat of the world.
User avatar #151 to #133 - alphagex (01/09/2014) [-]
Sombody please edit the words on that gif ''You em no real super sand''
User avatar #41 - tipjar ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Implying that people ever used the stairs getting up a mountain
User avatar #100 to #41 - BwainPhreeze (01/09/2014) [-]
The pilgrimage up the mountain at Ivarstead... The 7,000 steps to High Hrothgar
User avatar #163 to #41 - jsereturns (01/09/2014) [-]
On my PC version of skyrim I turn the collision off and walk through the air, screw stairs.
User avatar #101 to #41 - heartlessrobot (01/09/2014) [-]
I tried going other ways but I always ended up on parts that were impossible to scale, so I took the stairs. Except when I got to the frost troll as anything other than armor and melee. I'd go on the opposite range and take him out.
#94 to #41 - gaffateip (01/09/2014) [-]
There were stairs?
There were stairs?
#50 to #41 - anon (01/09/2014) [-]
On my second character, I figured out there must be some easier way than climbing basically vertical wall, because games in these years are easy as **** . I was still surprised when it turned out to be truth.

Ironically, much harder Morrowind would probably tell you how to get there from any point of Tamriel with so many details you'd know all names of all Greybeards, even those long dead, and could teach the living ones how to properly follow the Way of the Voice.
User avatar #4 - upyourarsinal (01/09/2014) [-]
like i would give them azura's star. a soul gem is a soul gem.
User avatar #12 to #4 - motherfuckingkenji (01/09/2014) [-]
>Still haven't figured out that the Black Star is the superior choice.
User avatar #47 to #12 - nativninja (01/09/2014) [-]
but the follower tho
User avatar #75 to #47 - hermaeousmora (01/09/2014) [-]
> 2014
> Not using Serana from Dawnguard
User avatar #127 to #75 - nativninja (01/09/2014) [-]
i dont use her cause she's whiny and annoying
#98 - atrocitustheking (01/09/2014) [-]
That's right, give her the Mace of Molag-Bal, a.k.a. the King of Rape. I'm not making that up, look it up on an Elder Scrolls wiki.
#109 to #98 - blockade (01/09/2014) [-]
It's kinda funny because on my first playthrough, I've been using the Mace to sneak attack people with.
#113 to #109 - atrocitustheking (01/09/2014) [-]
A sneaky smash on the head... Oinkbane would be proud*.

* If you get this reference I will love you forever.
#115 to #113 - blockade (01/09/2014) [-]
“I am Oinkbane the Deadly, and you will now suffer my SNEAK ATTAAAAAAACK!”
#119 to #115 - atrocitustheking (01/09/2014) [-]
You've just made my day. And I was already having a pretty good one.
#125 to #119 - blockade (01/09/2014) [-]
One would expect no less from the GREATEST ASSASSIN EVER.
User avatar #131 to #125 - atrocitustheking (01/09/2014) [-]
Well, enough /tg/ circle jerking.
May Oinkbane find your enemies and dispatch them with "Big Smashy".
User avatar #233 to #113 - oinkbane (03/13/2015) [-]
User avatar #111 to #98 - Marker (01/09/2014) [-]
Molag Bal's a bro, though
#117 to #111 - atrocitustheking (01/09/2014) [-]
His voice was perhaps the scariest thing in the whole game to me. The Daedra are terrifying, at least to me. Though I like Hermaeus Mora's emphasis on knowledge and secrets. Reminds me of Ulyaoth (from Eternal Darkness).

If you haven't played that game, go buy or borrow a Gamecube (though Wii plays Gamecube games too) and play it right the **** now.
User avatar #132 to #117 - DiabloStrawhat (01/09/2014) [-]
Eternal Darkness is the best!
#137 to #132 - atrocitustheking (01/09/2014) [-]
You bet your sweet ass it is! Lovecraftian survival horror is best survival horror. I mean, what else can you expect from the game that inspired Amnesia: the Dark Descent?
User avatar #138 to #137 - DiabloStrawhat (01/09/2014) [-]
Apparently it's spiritual successor, Shadows of the Eternals, didn't do too well on its kickstarter. What I wouldn't give to go toe-to-toe with more of those eldritch abominations.
User avatar #139 to #138 - atrocitustheking (01/09/2014) [-]
Aww, the stuff I like doesn't seem to get much support on Kickstarter... first a return of Mage Knight and now this? For shame, Internet, for shame. And whatever happened to Yogventures?

As for the other thing, I feel like going toe-to-toe with the Ancients themselves would be a mistake. It would violate the whole Lovecraftian feel, the theme of humanity being powerless in an uncaring universe. Also dark revelations that cause madness. That too. Can't forget the madness.
User avatar #140 to #139 - DiabloStrawhat (01/09/2014) [-]
Oh i didn't mean like trying to land combos on Chatturgha. That's beyond stupid. I meant all of their color-coded foot soldiers. I thought the Horrors and the Guardians were all really cool monster designs.
#144 to #140 - atrocitustheking (01/09/2014) [-]
Aww yeah. I even came up with my own Ancien One when I played it in college. Hrgl'blargl, the demon god of puppies.
User avatar #145 to #144 - DiabloStrawhat (01/09/2014) [-]
Truly, this foul beasts' unspeakable darkness is matched only by Mantorok itself.
User avatar #147 to #145 - atrocitustheking (01/09/2014) [-]
Somebody played through multiple times, didn't they?
User avatar #187 to #147 - DiabloStrawhat (01/10/2014) [-]
I got the secret ending maybe a week after I started my first playthrough. The second playthrough I finished in a day. I was CONSUMED by this game.
User avatar #193 to #187 - atrocitustheking (01/10/2014) [-]
It was pretty fantastic.
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User avatar #118 to #117 - malhaloc (01/09/2014) [-]
They're supposed to be terrifying, they're ******* demons lol
User avatar #120 to #118 - atrocitustheking (01/09/2014) [-]
Or rather, gods who didn't get on board with the whole "creating Mundus" thing.
#96 - FightClub (01/09/2014) [-]
"Clavicus 'THE' Vile"

#63 - crellow (01/09/2014) [-]
mfw everytime I enter a dwemer ruin
User avatar #44 - seratyo ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Leaving your child with a vampire that isn't Serana?

The Dawnguard would be ashamed...
User avatar #99 to #44 - heartlessrobot (01/09/2014) [-]
The Dawnguard SHOULD be ashamed. ******* racists. Vampires deserve equal rights too!
On a side note, that would have been an awesome alternative. Working towards diplomacy or something and make it so humans and vampires existed together in harmony and **** . Humans/Elves/Khajiits/Argonians would run shops, work, and guard during the day, and Vampires would do all that at night, letting you buy **** all day and night.
User avatar #114 to #99 - seratyo ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Vampirism isn't a race. It's a disease... An irreversible illness that must be stopped.
User avatar #116 to #114 - heartlessrobot (01/09/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, but did you even play Skyrim? Once you become a Vampire, no one refers to you by race. Even Argonians call you "Landstrider" if you're a Vampire Argonian. And it's EASILY reversed. All you gotta do is take a filled black soul gem to the black wizard dude, he takes you to the stone thing, says **** , and BOOM. Not a vampire anymore.
User avatar #122 to #116 - seratyo ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
I LOOKED THIS **** UP AND LANDSTRIDER REFERS TO ANY NON-ARGONIAN RACE. I was a vampire once, and I did get it reversed but you're not supposed to talk about that **** because what that guy did was pretty demonic and **** ...
User avatar #129 to #122 - heartlessrobot (01/09/2014) [-]
Exactly. You start the game as an argonian, become a vampire, other argonians refer to you as land strider. Meaning when you become a vampire, you become a different race. And it's no more demonic than enchanting or using a staff to summon an atronach. You're moving souls from one place to another. And with the staff **** , you're using the energy of a soul to summon a daedra. Not much different than giving up a bandit's soul to get your own back. Think of it like a transplant from an organ donor, except it's not vital to your survival. Plus, Vampires can be a benefit. They make much better guards at night than man or mer as they have night vision and don't get tired at night.
User avatar #130 to #129 - seratyo ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Perhaps they don't refer to you as a landstrider because you are now of a different race but because you are no longer living. You are nor race, you are simply nothing but living dead... Oh wait in fact it does, being a vampire classifies the dragonborn as undead. What you're basically saying is that we should have undead rights, meaning skeletons and zombies may be allowed to roam the streets of Riften, Draugrs can sleep in Solitude. That is not a Skyrim I wish to live in...

But you're right about Falion's quest, I remember that being a lot more evil than it was...
User avatar #136 to #130 - heartlessrobot (01/09/2014) [-]
As soon as Skeletons and Draugr request to have the same rights, they can have them, because last time I checked, they were no smarter than your average skeever. Yeah, they can use weapons and bows and magic, but they're merely puppets to ancient necromancy. Vampires, on the other hand, are sentient beings. They are the product of a bloodline started by a Daedric Prince, putting them on par with Orcs, maybe even above since they are immortal. As in, cannot die unless it's through combat. That would make it perfect for orcs, actually, since dying outside of battle is considered dishonorable for orcs.
User avatar #142 to #136 - seratyo ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Where Orsimer and Vampires differ is that Vampirism is a disease that can be cured, as you have said earlier. It's like when land whales complain about not being able to get on a roller coaster because of their size, they can try to recover instead of just continuing their life style... As soon as their are enough vampires like Serana who I can trust will not sneak around houses and drain people blood when they feel peckish, then I will gladly accept them, but for now I would have to decline...

At least tell me your an Imperial... I have a strong feeling you are given your stance on equal rights...
User avatar #148 to #142 - heartlessrobot (01/09/2014) [-]
I prefer playing as a Dunmer though. And is it a disease, or a blessing? Plus, you never drain someone dry when you play as a vampire, the only vampires that do that in-game are nothing more than bandits. The vampires you join feed off of bandits kept as thralls. In fact, as stated in game, some of the thralls come to the vampires willingly, so it's probably some fetish thing.
User avatar #152 to #148 - seratyo ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
(I'd just like you to know that I didn't do the vampire half of that DLC 'cause I have an extreme dislike for them)

So they live of their food without actually killing it? Sound an awful lot like a parasite, they live off their host though if they were to kill it then they'd have no source of food. But like I said earlier, if I don't have to worry about somebody sneaking into my house during the night and taking a sip of my blood EVEN WITHOUT ME NOTICING then I will gladly sign a petition for them. And when I said Imperial I meant faction wise, as opposed to those racist as storm cloaks...
User avatar #154 to #152 - heartlessrobot (01/09/2014) [-]
Well, you can look at it that way, but like I said, a lot of people volunteer as some kind of fetish.
Oh yeah, I join the Imperials.
User avatar #155 to #154 - seratyo ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
I guess I'd be ok with them if they all had this weird fetish partner in their house... I might be inclined to let them have rights then... But they do still have a power thirst that they cannot seem to quench...

I knew you were an Imperial too, their's no way a Stormcloak would be so accepting as to allow Vampires into their cities.
User avatar #157 to #155 - heartlessrobot (01/09/2014) [-]
Well, they'd probably feed off the local prison. Or drink blood potions. Pretty much, thieves and bandits bled dry into bottles.
User avatar #158 to #157 - seratyo ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's still pretty unsettling. I mean, I don't think anybody really deserves to be human cattle...
#159 to #158 - heartlessrobot (01/09/2014) [-]
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You were saying?
User avatar #160 to #159 - seratyo ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Would he feed an entire clan of people? If so, where the **** do I sign?
User avatar #161 to #160 - heartlessrobot (01/09/2014) [-]
Well, actually, if I remember correctly they don't NEED to drink blood, they only do so to decrease how much the sun damages them and so they don't reach level 4 vampirism where it's obvious and gets them attacked. Also, because it's like chocolate or wine or some **** for them. They don't need it to survive, but would you really wanna live without chocolate? They really don't wanna live without drinking blood.
User avatar #162 to #161 - seratyo ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
I would gladly give them all the ****** characters if it meant they would die. I don't care if they don't need another ****** kid, they're gonna get one.
User avatar #183 to #116 - boydaranga ONLINE (01/10/2014) [-]
Can you not see that he is roleplaying? Holy **** .

And by the way no, Vampires are not a race, they are classified as a race technically in the creation kit (which is why argonians will call you landstrider if you are a argonian-vampire) but by elder scrolls lore, they are men/mer/beast cursed/blessed into undeath, vampirism was created by molag bal by Him Raping a Nedic Woman causing her to be a "Full Blooded" Vampire but "Full Blooded" Vampires can still be cured to their former self so i don't think even they can be classified as a race.
User avatar #184 to #183 - heartlessrobot (01/10/2014) [-]
I am fully aware of the lore, and I'm only saying they're a race because I can.
#189 to #184 - boydaranga ONLINE (01/10/2014) [-]

User avatar #55 to #44 - admiralen ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
well, he is her father so obviously he did something right when he had a kid
User avatar #70 to #55 - thefunnyside (01/09/2014) [-]
But didn't he go insane which caused her and he mother to flee from him?
User avatar #77 to #70 - admiralen ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
yeah, but she still came out as our beloved serana
User avatar #78 to #77 - thefunnyside (01/09/2014) [-]
True, true
#182 - outerfiend (01/10/2014) [-]
>the tags
User avatar #7 - vladhellsing (01/09/2014) [-]
> Carry black soul gem.
> Cast soultrap on your child.
> Slay them.

Now you can carry them around wherever you want! Just make sure to label the gem so you don't accidentally recharge your weapon with your own child.
User avatar #21 to #7 - BubsyB (01/09/2014) [-]
> Slay a Child in Skyrim

User avatar #23 to #21 - vladhellsing (01/09/2014) [-]
> Mods.
User avatar #32 - kolya (01/09/2014) [-]
Giant's toe,sabrecat eye and butterfly wings...breakfast of the champions
User avatar #56 to #32 - malhaloc (01/09/2014) [-]
Quite literally. Just think of all the ways that hunt could have gone wrong!
User avatar #171 to #56 - rollertoaster (01/10/2014) [-]
>Butterfly wings
User avatar #174 to #171 - malhaloc (01/10/2014) [-]
He could have caused a typhoon in Cyrodil man!
#149 - calvinfumbles (01/09/2014) [-]
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#17 - seras (01/09/2014) [-]
******* casuals.
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#83 to #46 - seras (01/09/2014) [-]
Her bust increased by three quarters of an inch.
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