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Hitman poem

Just thought it would be fun to make another poem. Since many people enjoyed the last one I made.
Enjoy ^^

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Submitted: 11/25/2012
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#4 - yunochan (11/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I don't care what you say. I still love your accent.
I don't care what you say. I still love your accent.
#7 - defeats (11/25/2012) [+] (4 replies)
At first I was like, "This is cool, this guys accent is awesome, but where's the funny?"
mfw "just another yawb".
#6 - crosskill (11/25/2012) [-]
My god, you sound exactly like the outsider!
#31 - laredon (11/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The whole thing is pretty great, but the yawb killed it for me sadly.
User avatar #28 - benjaminbutton (11/25/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Not related, but I thought I would post a work of my own:

Wandering through space
I notice the serene emptiness, engulfed in beauty
Star struck, I observe the bright lights
Glimmering, they shimmer
Lost, but comfortable
I keep searching ever so deep
The colors, I…I am left speechless
Bright blue, dancing in elliptical movements, in a hazel shade
Can’t breath, I’m speechless
I’m now sucked into the black hole
Riveting through the layers, as it stretches and warps my mind,
As I exit the other side, I’m hurled through to Earth
I notice the rain striking my stiff body
I see her, looking at me, standing right there
Not a word is said, eyes deep in mine
Smile crossing side to side
I still am breathless
Paralyzed as she leans in, and fills me with life.
While I though I was exploring the skies
I was merely lost in her eyes.
#14 - patchesdacrazy (11/25/2012) [-]
.... That was actually pretty cool.
.... That was actually pretty cool.
#2 - breakfastlunch (11/25/2012) [-]
Maybe one day, he will think of it as just another "yawb"
User avatar #20 - shamrooney (11/25/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Is it really that hard to pronounce "J"?
#26 to #23 - lostwoodskid (11/25/2012) [-]
This is actually the stupidest thing i have read today.
#38 - combatplatypus (11/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Here's a sonnet I made for my freshman English class. It's not that good (I'm in high school, after all), but if you can guess what game it's based on, I love you.   
   
Wardogs soar over peaceful ocean skies   
From the west the aggressors come to fight   
Traitors on both sides spreading deadly lies   
Steering two nations toward endless night   
   
Deceit sends the innocent to their graves   
Heroes have fallen amidst the great strife   
The hounds of war seal the fate of the brave   
The bold have died under a turncoat’s knife   
   
But legends will show that heroes don’t die   
In their deaths the valiant rise once more   
Four black birds rise in the treacherous sky   
Dark angels dance in the heavenly war   
   
Those who were feared as peace's destroyers   
Return to the people as its defenders.   
   
Gif unrelated.
Here's a sonnet I made for my freshman English class. It's not that good (I'm in high school, after all), but if you can guess what game it's based on, I love you.

Wardogs soar over peaceful ocean skies
From the west the aggressors come to fight
Traitors on both sides spreading deadly lies
Steering two nations toward endless night

Deceit sends the innocent to their graves
Heroes have fallen amidst the great strife
The hounds of war seal the fate of the brave
The bold have died under a turncoat’s knife

But legends will show that heroes don’t die
In their deaths the valiant rise once more
Four black birds rise in the treacherous sky
Dark angels dance in the heavenly war

Those who were feared as peace's destroyers
Return to the people as its defenders.

Gif unrelated.
#37 - lolfire (11/26/2012) [-]
I never fav anything on this site.
But today, I have broken my rule.
Well done, OP.
Slamming together two of my favorite things, Hitman and poetry,
#24 - snilefisk (11/25/2012) [-]
The Swedish is strong in this one. 85 % of Swedes can't pronounce J. Yust anawtha yaaawb =)
#21 - riphter (11/25/2012) [-]
both of your videos are pretty damn good. im actually sad because i dont have a decent image to post this with showing so lol
both of your videos are pretty damn good. im actually sad because i dont have a decent image to post this with showing so lol
User avatar #12 - fitchy (11/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
yust anoder yob......couldn't take it seriously...
User avatar #13 to #12 - fitchy (11/25/2012) [-]
really well made tho, so I commend you...it was pretty cool
#43 - jeroylenkins (11/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)



op has the cutest accent lol at yawb
User avatar #35 - patchesdacrazy (11/26/2012) [-]
I actually came back to watch this again.

I hope you feel proud.
#40 - anon (11/26/2012) [-]
make a mgs4 one!
#30 - whateveridontneed (11/25/2012) [-]
just another yob yo
User avatar #3 - kingsombra (11/25/2012) [-]
"yust another yawb"
#32 - anon (11/26/2012) [-]
Thank you for making me feel 10 times worse than I already did..
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