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#730 - hankfuckinhill (07/07/2012) [-]
So once upon a time, there was this owl named DDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDES! DDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDES told me about the digestive system, and I told him to **** off. DDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDES got mad and **** on my car, so I then stuck my penis into DDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDES' mouth. DDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDES started farting, leaving a nasty, raunchy aroma, causing me to climax on a small child. The child ran away to his mom, but I stopped him while he started ******** into my mouth. It was tasty, so I started to eat the kid's asshole out. Then I literally ate the child. The horrid stank attracted the police, who then tried to have a gay orgy with me. I let them, and our cum eventually became the Eiffel Tower. We then got drunk and throw a hamster in a woodchipper, and lulz were had. We had more gay sex than then Funnyjunk during a raid. LOL! But then the police cheif's wife came in and we all had brutal anal sex with her. Then we realized she was a Playstation 2, and felt terrible. All this time, I never did get revenge on DDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDES! mfw.
#794 to #730 - mossycabbages (03/24/2013) [-]
Drug is one helluva meth.
#745 to #730 - anonymous (07/07/2012) [-]
your attempt at being funny is not amusing.
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