Fortune Cookies. not OC. credit to Brawl In the Family.. Getting real tired of your , Mario. i love you
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#3 - seramaspecialist (05/25/2013) [-]
love this post!
love this post!
User avatar #36 to #3 - ozthebest (05/26/2013) [-]
But Mario got a mushroom so he still has his second life.
#26 - charliechambers (05/26/2013) [-]
Getting real tired of your **** , Mario.
User avatar #19 to #18 - frets ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
jesus christ he's right
User avatar #23 to #18 - tormain (05/26/2013) [-]
That's scarily accurate.
#21 to #18 - sagedivinity (05/26/2013) [-]
Holy crap
#9 - aluminiumfoiled (05/26/2013) [-]
MFW Luigi is covering the word "haunted" with his thumb.   
   
Me: "IT MAKES SENSE."
MFW Luigi is covering the word "haunted" with his thumb.

Me: "IT MAKES SENSE."
#25 to #9 - anon (05/26/2013) [-]
THEN WHAT THE **** IS MARIO COVERING!?
User avatar #38 to #25 - KylieAnne (05/26/2013) [-]
fat
#11 - tenmillionbears (05/26/2013) [-]
This may come in handy
User avatar #14 to #11 - zzjames (05/26/2013) [-]
Yes! Thanks
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#5 - agentmoleman (05/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #8 to #5 - neoexdeath ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
Am I the only one wondering how his ass seems to of spontaneously doubled in size?
#13 to #8 - anon (05/26/2013) [-]
Yes. That was certainly the only unrealistic part of this gif.
#4 - yoshiware (05/26/2013) [-]
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#6 to #4 - anon (05/26/2013) [-]
This should have been the asshole blue Yoshi from Super Mario RPG
#39 to #6 - yoshiware (05/27/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #7 to #6 - nocta (05/26/2013) [-]
i hate that bastard, i only beat him once
#22 - Juanzor (05/26/2013) [-]
Did you know that fortune cookies aren't actually chinese ?
#33 - nyankat (05/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #37 to #32 - KylieAnne (05/26/2013) [-]
But I CAN double select it to cover his ugly face.
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User avatar #16 - sirdoofus (05/26/2013) [-]
Unbeknownst to Mario, the cookies had been sent to the wrong recipients. Yoshi ended up getting a peck on the nose the next day due to an over-energetic Birdo, and promptly ended up with egg on his face, so to speak. Mario later learned that his great uncle had passed on, leaving him a rather lovely mansion for the plumber to inherit, although it was soon infested with Boos. And poor Luigi once again got the short end of the stick when Mario hopped off his head, New Super Mario Bros. Wii style, to grab that final Star Coin. Maybe next time he should skip dessert entirely.


Also not mine still Brawl in the family
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User avatar #12 - welfarekid (05/26/2013) [-]
But the princess is not in this castle, the mansion is haunted, and yoshi gets an island.
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