AC111. Found this on TheEscapistMagazine's AC : revalations (zero punctuation) review by Yahtzee. Had a good laugh .. I hope one of the Assassin's Creed will involve nazis. Ac thwee and bew
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AC111. Found this on TheEscapistMagazine's AC : revalations (zero punctuation) review by Yahtzee. Had a good laugh .. I hope one of the Assassin's Creed will involve nazis.

Found this on TheEscapistMagazine's AC : revalations (zero punctuation) review by Yahtzee.

Had a good laugh

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#28 - ehzio (03/20/2013) [-]
Obviously AC130 was the best
#51 to #28 - mvtjets ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
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#96 to #51 - anon (03/21/2013) [-]
transformers **** yeah
#32 to #28 - flutterkrieg ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
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#1 - flutterkrieg ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
I hope one of the Assassin's Creed will involve nazis.
User avatar #2 to #1 - boydaranga (03/20/2013) [-]
that actually sounds pretty neat!
User avatar #45 to #1 - axlebacon (03/20/2013) [-]
am i the only one thinking assassins creed nazi zombies?
User avatar #112 to #1 - mondominiman ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
I think they mentioned no AC game will take place during WWII
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User avatar #108 to #75 - pwoneill (03/21/2013) [-]
Thank you...So I see I'm Not the only one on this god damn site that reads!

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#7 to #1 - weedallusion (03/20/2013) [-]
Ich mag!
#14 to #1 - xanderder (03/20/2013) [-]
So uh, how do these two assassin orders do things?

#24 to #14 - itachijebest (03/20/2013) [-]
probably just kill enemies and templars together, and when they meet on the battlefield, they do the assassin hand shake and move along
User avatar #49 to #1 - vishnarg (03/21/2013) [-]
The glorious plan for what ubisoft COULD HAVE DONE before ******* up the series with aliens and **** .
Next game: 1790s, Connor realizes hope is lost for Indians. He learns though that the french are very oppressed and there is still hope for them. Travels to there, crazy plot stuff, long game in paris (possible love interest who napoleon kills or something, goes for vengeance? good ideas...) and stuff until boom waterloo, exiles napoleon, saves the day, yay.

The third of connors trilogy: 1805ish Returns to America. 1810, british templars stronger than ever. Huge plot to overthrow american government, war breaks out (1812). Plot stuff, he's old now, fighting intensely. Slaughters british at battle of new orleans with andrew jackson, the two are good friends, connor decides hes a good guy and perhaps indians may make it. Settles down and becomes much like achilles, trianing guys but very sad story. Then... he's like really old, 80, and Andrew jackson is voted president. Trail of tears... ultimate betrayal of connor, he is enraged and dies a "failure". Would as good as ezio's story. And i think I should write video games or something...
User avatar #11 to #1 - lyiat ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
The problem with that flag is that I really, REALLY ******* doubt the Assassin's would be part of the Nazi regime. That seems like a very Templar thing. Glorious Order, control people through the media and the economy, slaughter those that oppose....
User avatar #64 to #31 - finni (03/21/2013) [-]
Winston Churchill was also a templar puppet o_O assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/Winston_Churchill
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User avatar #68 to #64 - akkere ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
So was Roosevelt and Stalin, as indicated by the wikia page of Adolf Hitler where he's supposed to meet up with them and Churchill before being assassinated.
#30 to #11 - sommerli (03/20/2013) [-]
If they would make the game in to a shooter, then Max Manus would probably give them a nice story. It would involve Nazis, but youre the Anti-Nazi
#155 to #11 - anon (02/19/2015) [-]
You do realize that Hitler hated the Freemasons and Templar Order right? He even sent to kill hundreds of them living in Europe.
User avatar #156 to #155 - lyiat ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
Why the ever loving **** are you ******* replying to something I said two goddamn years ago?
User avatar #103 to #11 - wazapdude (03/21/2013) [-]
He could be like the generals of Hitler and assassinate him once he sees past all the propaganda imposed on him and society.
#17 to #11 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
Well, in the original AC the head of the assassin's (Al Mualim) also tried.
Not media and economy so much as magical artifact, but still.
#18 to #17 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
Who turned out to be a Templar...
#102 to #18 - anon (03/21/2013) [-]
Still head of the assassin's.
#37 - avatarsarefornoobs ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
assassins creed is pretty fun but i dont like how they release a new one each year, because then they are all turning out to be the same 			*******		 thing.    
   
   
I loved how there was a huge improvement from the first to the second, but after that, they just kept re-releasing the same game over and over. I know its all about the money but cmon...
assassins creed is pretty fun but i dont like how they release a new one each year, because then they are all turning out to be the same ******* thing.


I loved how there was a huge improvement from the first to the second, but after that, they just kept re-releasing the same game over and over. I know its all about the money but cmon...
User avatar #47 to #37 - jeudyfeo (03/21/2013) [-]
Its a working formula why change it? same goes for COD or Battlefield, or even Mario the longest lasting
#66 to #47 - mistahlegend (03/21/2013) [-]
Change it for variety.
User avatar #129 to #47 - boydaranga (03/21/2013) [-]
they are vicitms of their own success. we need new ideas!

they just need to come up with an original base idea and put different mechanics in.
I mean, look at dishonored - A stealthy assassin game that is set in a steam(whale)punk city ridden with plague and the more people you kill the more the disease spreads and so it changes some stuff and the story outcome. give your own gameplay innovation - arcane studios' previous "creative ways to kill" thing that goes on which pretty much came from DMMM (their previous game) but done better + a whole lot of other mechanics.... hey presto you have an original ip!

I still enjoy AC, Halo, CoD and Bf3 though. but i still wanna see something new.
Props to black ops 2 and the "pick ten" if only there was a little bit more.
User avatar #83 to #37 - thundagawd ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
I've enjoyed all the AC games released thus far (AC3 was a major disappointment but it was decent nonetheless). But I wish they'd take the time to polish them before they're released, otherwise we end up with a bug-ridden *********** like the second half of AC3

And I genuinely hope that ******* crafting/trading system in AC3 gets trashed. It was aggravating, it was absolutely no fun in any way, and all the time wasted on creating something damn near everyone hated is directly responsible for all the technical issues present in the later portion of the game =/
User avatar #92 to #83 - wtf man (03/21/2013) [-]
i didn't have a problem with bugs in the game and i enjoyed the crafting/trading in the game in my opinion it was way better than just buying a store to receive money hourly. the problem i had with the game was the first half because it was basically a long ass tutorial and the story didn't get good until connor got the robe
User avatar #95 to #92 - thundagawd ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, 5 sequences before **** got real was a little much. I guess I ran into more bugs than most because I did every single sidequest. I had to redo one of the homestead missions at least 7 times because my assassination target didn't register as a hostile, so I couldn't attack him. We were all just standing there staring at the guy as he was kicking in the door of a house.

The trading aspect of the system was decent at most, but I absolutely hated the crafting portion. It basically forced me to dick around in the frontier in hopes of finding minerals if I wanted to have access to better weapons since they only sold the basic **** in stores =/
#82 - exicuton (03/21/2013) [-]
47?
#101 to #82 - xxyzx (03/21/2013) [-]
Exactly how I felt
#78 - thundagawd ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
Hey man, don't diss 47. ************ was a great assassin.
#104 - bighairyfart (03/21/2013) [-]
These guys are all retarded.
< This was obviously the best AC game
#105 to #104 - guye (03/21/2013) [-]
AWESOME
AWESOME
#25 - asasqw ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
26 is the best
#27 to #25 - asasqw ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
27 was a good prequel
#26 to #25 - asasqw ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
Though 99 was a close second
#55 to #26 - asasqw ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
And who can forget 67
User avatar #44 to #26 - axlebacon (03/20/2013) [-]
that kinda looks like an assassins creed spartan amour
User avatar #15 - parralax (03/20/2013) [-]
AC75 was the best. Although it was set strangely in the Han Dynasty, the gameplay was still great. Sun Ting Wong will always be my favorite assassin.
#21 to #15 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
I actually enjoyed how AC76 worked on the same concept and bound together what happened in 74 and 75. It really made for a consistent story and while there were no reall cool new weaps since 75 the gameplay was much more enriched since even dust was animated, it just felt so real. Also, I heard that 113 will actually bring back the ancient treasure from those games, hopefully they do a good job putting the story together.
User avatar #53 - psykojet (03/21/2013) [-]
I actually liked 13. Sure we all knew the ending, but who knew playing as Jason could be so much fun?
#3 - ihavesaltynuts (03/20/2013) [-]
I hope the next one is actually like the trailer. The only problem I had with AC 3 was I thought I would be able to fight on a battlefield. I'm hoping black flag with actually have awesome boat combat like in the trailer.
I hope the next one is actually like the trailer. The only problem I had with AC 3 was I thought I would be able to fight on a battlefield. I'm hoping black flag with actually have awesome boat combat like in the trailer.
#4 to #3 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
Apparantly BF is going to be like 60% ship battles, one of the few things that I liked about AC3(ruined the series for me). Plus, you get to swim around and roam islands for booty.
#5 to #4 - ihavesaltynuts (03/20/2013) [-]
BOOTY?!
BOOTY?!
#6 to #5 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
Did I stutter?
User avatar #23 to #4 - ciza (03/20/2013) [-]
Actually it's supposed to be about 60% on land and 40% boat stuff
#42 to #23 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
Well that's ******* garbage. Oh well, hopefully Black Flag will make up for AC3.
#121 - asasqw ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
Can't forget the game crossing
#120 - greenwithenvy ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
What if after 5 they revealed that Desmond or someone else's ancestry is pure Templar and we play through their storyline in reverse order from 5 to the leader killed by Altair.
User avatar #12 - contradiction (03/20/2013) [-]
its funny because AC3 was pretty bad
#16 to #12 - matrixcrab (03/20/2013) [-]
I loved it :(
#19 to #16 - jsilver (03/20/2013) [-]
i thought it was ok but i agree that it could have been way better. overhyped by Ubisoft..
User avatar #20 to #16 - contradiction (03/20/2013) [-]
for me the mechanics needed a little work and they rushed the **** out of the ending. in other AC's if you attacked a guard you would be chased by a few guards and maybe run into a few more and that's it. if you kill a guard in AC3 you run into a platoon of soldiers, half of which are as skilled as you and if you try to escape on the roof....there are 50 guys with guns up there
#38 to #20 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
awww, was the game too hard for the casual baby? YOU are the reason modern games suck, you cry its too hard over the smallest thing
#22 to #20 - freeyourmind (03/20/2013) [-]
casual scum
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User avatar #147 to #143 - contradiction (03/21/2013) [-]
im not allowed to hate a few things in a a game? the deaths of the main antagonists were the most anticlimactic scenes ever and the ending scene was just ******* weird how you kill the guy. ******* stare at him for 30 seconds. im the reasons modern games suck? because i complain about flaws? your ******* stupid.
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User avatar #149 to #148 - contradiction (03/21/2013) [-]
why did you correct ******* ?
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User avatar #151 to #150 - contradiction (03/21/2013) [-]
didn't see that part when looking over it.
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User avatar #153 to #152 - contradiction (03/21/2013) [-]
that was a little unnecessary, i see it.
User avatar #119 to #20 - asasqw ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
That is since armor was the tool of the day back in the first ones. Armor was too heavy to get on rooftops. In AC3 people are unarmored and acrobatic. Also it isn't that bad since between the parrying system and his arsenal he is damned near unbeatable.
#33 to #12 - wilfredfanforever (03/20/2013) [-]
I thought AC3 was fantastic. Yes, it could have been better, Ubisoft could have fixed those bugs earlier on, Connors story could have been longer and more deep. But overall I think it's a damn good game.
I thought AC3 was fantastic. Yes, it could have been better, Ubisoft could have fixed those bugs earlier on, Connors story could have been longer and more deep. But overall I think it's a damn good game.
#84 - majortomcomics (03/21/2013) [-]
I liked Acsw, you know, the one where you play as a sith assassin on Coruscant? The whole Korriban expansion pack was insane, too.
User avatar #85 to #84 - princeofbrokensoul (03/21/2013) [-]
that looks more like darksouls to me the armor does.
User avatar #116 to #85 - sketchE (03/21/2013) [-]
kind of like artorias now that you mention it. or the wanderer gear
User avatar #52 - subcelestial ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
AC42 was the best of them all. Arthur Dent was one badass.
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User avatar #141 - meowbitch (03/21/2013) [-]
This is what Final Fantasy is going to turn into
#128 - capnwetnipples (03/21/2013) [-]
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#100 - abnthug (03/21/2013) [-]
I don't know why I laughed hardest at 'Abigu'.
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