Dont fuck with Booze. im sure those of us who drink would agree with this....when youre at an event that comes across as the type of place to serve booze and so the booze is kin
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Dont fuck with Booze

Dont fuck with Booze. im sure those of us who drink would agree with this....when youre at an event that comes across as the type of place to serve booze and so

im sure those of us who drink would agree with this....when youre at an event that comes across as the type of place to serve booze and some dick offers you goddam fruit juice....yeah you'd be kinda mad

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#25 - bastardusnorvegi (07/07/2014) [-]
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User avatar #38 to #25 - jackledead (07/07/2014) [-]
I loved that episode.
#18 - mudkipzFTW (07/06/2014) [-]
i would have taken the apple juice
User avatar #61 to #18 - kirkbot (07/07/2014) [-]
why not both? Cider is refreshing and alcoholic
#68 to #61 - mmfan (08/02/2014) [-]
mfw apple cider
mfw apple cider
User avatar #26 to #18 - tkfourtwoone (07/07/2014) [-]
Real drinkers would take both...

Yeah, vodka + green apple juice. Go and try it. Do it.
User avatar #56 to #26 - iamtheballsack (07/07/2014) [-]
that sounds amazing actually, i'll try that tomorrow
User avatar #42 to #18 - saxtasticnick (07/07/2014) [-]
I know, right? ****** refreshing as **** .
#43 to #42 - aibu (07/07/2014) [-]
**** yeah it is!
#31 - kakariko (07/07/2014) [-]
apple juice is the **** man
#32 to #31 - randomitusben (07/07/2014) [-]
MFW apple juice.
MFW apple juice.
#33 to #32 - kakariko (07/07/2014) [-]
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#45 to #33 - Lateralism (07/07/2014) [-]
jk i love homestuck
jk i love homestuck
#40 - Hydrocircuit (07/07/2014) [-]
I'm 18, I rode to a town over with some 66 year old dude from craigslist this weekend that basically fed me wine, vodka, and atavan pills, I blacked out and woke up naked in his bed. Apparently I gave him a bj, puked on myself after eating a steak he cooked me, and started crying on his porch.
User avatar #49 to #40 - bitchplzzz (07/07/2014) [-]
***** what the **** !
#52 to #49 - Hydrocircuit (07/07/2014) [-]
Dont judge me
Dont judge me
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#51 to #40 - ugottanked has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #50 to #40 - shinote (07/07/2014) [-]
What the actual **** is going on here?
#63 to #40 - rdangerdash ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
But did he pay you?
User avatar #65 to #63 - Hydrocircuit (07/07/2014) [-]
He got me a mouse for my laptop to play League on...
#67 to #65 - rdangerdash ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
#23 - ryles (07/07/2014) [-]
Nathan Explosion's FW
Nathan Explosion's FW
User avatar #41 to #23 - Nathan Explosion (07/07/2014) [-]
I can second that.
#58 - jeffklok (07/07/2014) [-]
Name relevance..sort of...50%
Name relevance..sort of...50%
User avatar #59 to #58 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
loved that scene....just breaks glass with head...reaches in, gets glass all up his arm getting the sausages...not giving a **** ....then pours two cups of rice on the floor to make it brutal
User avatar #60 - tiagodisouza (07/07/2014) [-]
I'd take apple juice over booze any day, **** tastes aweful
I also don't go to parties a lot
User avatar #64 to #60 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
thats why you dont drink beer
**** is nasty
User avatar #54 - awesomedewd (07/07/2014) [-]
Fruit juice is nice
User avatar #35 - phoenix grinder (07/07/2014) [-]
rule of thumb is that if there will be more than 10 people at a function there better be booze
User avatar #36 to #35 - phoenix grinder (07/07/2014) [-]
fyi I count as nine people
#37 to #36 - xcoreyx (07/07/2014) [-]
Well I count as ten. I just drink alone
#28 - steinnlogi (07/07/2014) [-]
Toki's Cat Dream Song | Metalpocalypse | Adult Swim This show is amazing
#24 - jarle (07/07/2014) [-]
HEHE alcohol is soo BRUTAL man, hehe, it was really good joke! Because alcohol is a MAN drink.
User avatar #34 - herecomesjohnny (07/07/2014) [-]
haha the metal guy is being hardcore omg i can't even i'm so done
User avatar #1 - ibowtobacon (07/06/2014) [-]
**ibowtobacon rolls 821** Trips
#15 to #1 - kingdaniel (07/06/2014) [-]
**kingdaniel rolls 482**
**kingdaniel rolls 482**
User avatar #44 to #21 - tehwheelman (07/07/2014) [-]
I want a banana sticker....
#29 to #1 - robotcomander (07/07/2014) [-]
**robotcomander rolls 373** Dubs
User avatar #2 to #1 - konradkurze (07/06/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 259**
trips and you become Nathan Explosion
User avatar #22 to #2 - deathklokiller (07/07/2014) [-]
**deathklokiller rolls 428** must i an hero then?
User avatar #3 to #2 - ibowtobacon (07/06/2014) [-]
**ibowtobacon rolls 388** Trips this time
User avatar #4 to #3 - konradkurze (07/06/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 177**
getting closer
User avatar #5 to #4 - ibowtobacon (07/06/2014) [-]
**ibowtobacon rolls 861** Trips todays the day
User avatar #6 to #5 - konradkurze (07/06/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 314**
trips or you become murderface
User avatar #14 to #6 - ibowtobacon (07/06/2014) [-]
**ibowtobacon rolls 682** Trips and you change your avatar pic to a pony
#16 to #14 - simpsonsexplain (07/06/2014) [-]
**simpsonsexplain rolls 316** trips and you become Dick Nubler
#17 to #16 - ibowtobacon (07/06/2014) [-]
**ibowtobacon rolled image** Trips and you turn ******
User avatar #19 to #17 - thememegod ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
**thememegod rolls 597**
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User avatar #7 - aboringfly (07/06/2014) [-]
Sauce?
#30 to #7 - corvonics (07/07/2014) [-]
Metalocalypse Season 2 episode 16, i love this show more than anything
#8 to #7 - konradkurze (07/06/2014) [-]
please tell me youre ******* with me
User avatar #9 to #8 - aboringfly (07/06/2014) [-]
No, I've been looking for sauce on this since I first saw it, yet I still don't know
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (07/06/2014) [-]
its from a show called dethklok

i guess youre not from usa and dont watch usa shows
User avatar #13 to #10 - deadadventurer (07/06/2014) [-]
Well... It's called Metalocalypse. The band in the show is called Dethklok.
User avatar #11 to #10 - aboringfly (07/06/2014) [-]
Nope, I'm not from USA, so it's not surprising I don't know
User avatar #27 to #11 - tkfourtwoone (07/07/2014) [-]
Dude, I don't even watch the show and I know exactly from where the content is from.

Do you have any GPS coordinates of the rock you're living under?
User avatar #55 to #27 - daorien (07/07/2014) [-]
you do realize most of the people does not keep records of every show ever released, don't you?

So he doesn't know, don't be a dick about it
User avatar #57 to #55 - tkfourtwoone (07/07/2014) [-]
That's like saying that you don't know about, I dunno, House MD.

Heck, I never watched that show, but society (through different media, such as FJ) made sure I knew of it and what it mostly is about.
User avatar #62 to #57 - daorien (07/07/2014) [-]
not everyone lurks on the internet 24/7 dude
also metalocalypse has a quite narrow audience as it's not as popular as medially propagated shows
User avatar #12 to #11 - konradkurze (07/06/2014) [-]
and you dont watch any usa shows where you live?
#47 to #12 - OzzyCrow (07/07/2014) [-]
I just wanted to say that I like your username.
#48 to #47 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
thnx bro
User avatar #20 to #7 - deathklokiller (07/07/2014) [-]
*hugs* you already know but prepare for laughing
 
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