Used for sex.. I'll get the next one...maybe. .. tfw I have no busty gf who cares about me. tfw I will most likely never have a gf due to not being interested in most things normal people like tfw my selling p toonhole toon cartoon comic webcomic gag used for sex sex sugar mama used
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#1 - anon (06/20/2014) [-]
Sometimes I wonder if these women are more desperate then we are.
#2 to #1 - anon (06/20/2014) [-]
Yes, that cartoon woman is definitely more desperate than you. You can find some comfort in this revelation.
User avatar #4 to #1 - lyder (06/20/2014) [-]
I know a girl that recently offered to pay for her 'boyfriend's' movie ticket when he said he couldn't make it. I like how she immediately assumed he was bailing (he was) even when he only said he couldn't come.
User avatar #3 to #1 - huszti (06/20/2014) [-]
nothing is as desperate as a FJ user. except for anons.
#5 - delio (06/20/2014) [-]
tfw I have no busty gf who cares about me.
tfw I will most likely never have a gf due to not being interested in most things normal people like
tfw my selling point is when my parents tell all their friends I'm studying Electric Engineering
tfw that only makes it worse because only gold diggers are interested

being an anon is suffering.
#6 to #5 - anon (06/20/2014) [-]
we love you
#11 to #5 - anon (06/20/2014) [-]
Dude, I'm all of those things minus a decent career path. **** .

User avatar #58 to #5 - raidaltamimi (06/20/2014) [-]
You are Electric Engineer

Let me love you!
#69 to #5 - nigeltheoutlaw (06/20/2014) [-]
tfw I have a busty gf that cars about me
tfw I'm doing mechanical engineering and it doesn't attract gold diggers
tfw you're doing life wrong
User avatar #7 to #5 - indone (06/20/2014) [-]
lol
the one who searches he finds. how about you make yourself physically WORTHY of a busty gf? you want that paizuri, don't you? go for it, dude. become the overman (physically superior) you've been destined to be since birth
User avatar #19 to #5 - xxbandwagonxx (06/20/2014) [-]
I know the field of engineering doesn't have a lot of females but you can try studying where there are, such as campus library, media center, ect.

You can also get a part time job where you'll meet other people and if nothing else get extra income.
#61 to #5 - mejicoguy (06/20/2014) [-]
****		, i feel every single one of those feels, tovarich electrical engineering student reporting
**** , i feel every single one of those feels, tovarich electrical engineering student reporting
#8 to #5 - kaboomz (06/20/2014) [-]
stop getting depressed   
stop caring about women   
women want guys that dont give a 			****		 about them   
   
become a master of electric engineering and get a good job   
get rich and swim in pussy whether they like you or not
stop getting depressed
stop caring about women
women want guys that dont give a **** about them

become a master of electric engineering and get a good job
get rich and swim in pussy whether they like you or not
#13 to #5 - anon (06/20/2014) [-]
You say you can't find someone who're interested in the same things as you", but that seems kind of harsh be fair. There's always someone out there having the same interest and dreams as you.
They may just be hard to find
You're studying Electric Engineering -that sounds ******* awesome! Keep it up, and I'm sure you'll find someone who will both appreciate your interests and respect who you are.

I'm studying software development myself, and I know many girls who appreciate smart and intelligent men. You just have to find yours
heck, I'm even one of those girls
#9 to #5 - fuelnfire ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
>Commit crime
>Go to prison
>Hot anal sex all night!
#21 to #9 - bobibg (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you, I woke up my brother laughing to that...
User avatar #67 to #21 - cocoman (06/20/2014) [-]
Kill your brother. problem solved.
#55 - grimandevil (06/20/2014) [-]
These jerks always treat women like trash.Apparently,women don't like nice guys
These jerks always treat women like trash.Apparently,women don't like nice guys
#12 - redzeopoweranger ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
mfw having self-esteem issues keeps me form getting a gf
mfw having self-esteem issues keeps me form getting a gf
#39 to #12 - froggets (06/20/2014) [-]
On the bright side, you are aware of the problem, now you just have to fix the problem, here's a starter, you don't really have to care about your low self-esteem problem, you're probably an awesome dude who just thinks way to little of himself
On the bright side, you are aware of the problem, now you just have to fix the problem, here's a starter, you don't really have to care about your low self-esteem problem, you're probably an awesome dude who just thinks way to little of himself
User avatar #42 to #39 - redzeopoweranger ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
the main issue for me is that i feel like im to geeky for cute girls
#47 to #42 - froggets (06/20/2014) [-]
My brother taught me a trick that has worked pretty much all of the time don't consider myself to be good looking guy
Just keep on asking her questions, ask her what she does, ask her how she knows someone at the place your at, ask her what she's into (not sexual, don't come of as a creep) and when she tells you about her hobbies, ask her more about her hobbies.
#43 to #12 - blokrokker (06/20/2014) [-]
mfw not knowing a single girl keeps me from getting a gf
mfw not knowing a single girl keeps me from getting a gf
User avatar #45 to #43 - redzeopoweranger ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
when ever i see a cute chick i always assume they are taken already so i dont even bother
User avatar #46 to #45 - blokrokker (06/20/2014) [-]
Where I go to school, that's a certainty. Even the not-so-hot chicks have boyfriends, because it's like 70-30 split in favor of guys
#59 to #12 - dronenortle (06/20/2014) [-]
"self-esteem issues"
User avatar #64 to #12 - psyachu (06/20/2014) [-]
Let me share a story with you. It's wisdom I have gotten from hindsight (basically, I wish I knew then what I know now....) There probably have been plenty of girls, including cute ones, that have liked you and you didn't/don't realize it. I used to be kinda the same way, but looking back even to 8th grade, I had plenty of girls that liked me. Heck, there was this one chick that was SUPER cute, I even had a feeling she liked me! And I talked to her some, learned a little about her, but I never got the ******* balls to ask her out or anything! There was another similar instance in college and I now have regrets.... Now all I got is a friend of mine in whom I have no romantic interest constantly wanting me to go out with her.

In short, the reason I'm 22, almost 23, and never had a girlfriend is mostly my fault. Hopefully I'll finally find someone I like now that I've realized these things and probably won't be dumb enough to not act on it....
User avatar #65 to #64 - psyachu (06/20/2014) [-]
Oh, I guess the premise of the story is that you should watch how a girl acts around you closer and let HER decide if she likes you and don't listen to what YOU think of yourself.
User avatar #70 to #12 - redzeopoweranger ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
*self-confidence*
User avatar #18 to #12 - xxbandwagonxx (06/20/2014) [-]
Most people meet at jobs/college.
So if you're not doing either of those I suggest them.
User avatar #22 to #18 - redzeopoweranger ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
well i did get a new job and saw some cut chicks working there so il give it a shot
User avatar #23 to #22 - xxbandwagonxx (06/20/2014) [-]
Good but don't ignore the customers, you never know.
User avatar #24 to #23 - redzeopoweranger ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
im not going to get my hopes up and just make friends with chicks and see where it goes
User avatar #28 to #24 - xxbandwagonxx (06/20/2014) [-]
I don't have much in the way of advice except for be healthy, it helps in a lot of areas.
But good luck.
#14 to #12 - Sunset ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
are you ugly or something
are you ugly or something
#20 to #15 - Sunset ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
#17 to #16 - redzeopoweranger ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
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#49 to #15 - professorbob (06/20/2014) [-]
I find it incredibly hard to believe you could have self-esteem issues with a face like that.
User avatar #26 to #15 - ludislavonac (06/20/2014) [-]
You look pretty normal to me, just build up some confidence and you shouldn't have problems getting them ladies
User avatar #27 to #26 - redzeopoweranger ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
when ever i see a hot chick i always think that im too much of a loser geek and would never have a chance with the person
#56 to #27 - luddethebunny (06/20/2014) [-]
Then dont expect anything to happen, dont go out LOOKING for a gf.. Take your time and get to know a couple different personalities beforehand. Just so you dont 			****		 up and have to go through a breakup.. Also dont freak out when you see /talk to a gurl, just smile look them in the eyes and try to think of something.. Talk about vidyagames if thats what you enjoy, hell she might even enjoy games too.. Alas not that many do, so dont expect to get a "match" right away. AAAnyways gl hf   
 ps:    
 As long as you dont use a bucket of chicken to seduce them with, you should be fine
Then dont expect anything to happen, dont go out LOOKING for a gf.. Take your time and get to know a couple different personalities beforehand. Just so you dont **** up and have to go through a breakup.. Also dont freak out when you see /talk to a gurl, just smile look them in the eyes and try to think of something.. Talk about vidyagames if thats what you enjoy, hell she might even enjoy games too.. Alas not that many do, so dont expect to get a "match" right away. AAAnyways gl hf
ps:
As long as you dont use a bucket of chicken to seduce them with, you should be fine
#60 to #15 - anon (06/20/2014) [-]
Self esteem issues yet posts a picture of yourself without anyone asking. Wat?
#30 to #12 - pikininja (06/20/2014) [-]
Something I learned the hard way is that you shouldn't be in a relationship if you have self-esteem issues.
Something I learned the hard way is that you shouldn't be in a relationship if you have self-esteem issues.
User avatar #31 to #30 - redzeopoweranger ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
well its once im in one i dont have that issue, its the before where i do have it
User avatar #33 to #12 - xdeathspawnx (06/20/2014) [-]
find a girl who also has self esteem issues. Problem solved.
User avatar #36 to #33 - redzeopoweranger ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
im more attracted to the shy ones
User avatar #40 to #36 - blokrokker (06/20/2014) [-]
Well there you go!
#29 - poorfaag (06/20/2014) [-]
itt: people cry about having no Gf
itt: people cry about having no Gf
#50 - toguro (06/20/2014) [-]
If this site was sent to a psychiatrist it'd be diagnosed with the most severe case of schizophrenia seen to mortal man. Why the hell do we always put guys who are cringy and whine about not having girlfriends because of either some self diagnosed psychosis or "hurr hurr wimin r dum" into cringe comps where we look down on them only to act just like them ten minutes later?


Why is a comic on the internet, one with a joke in it no less, enough to make some people have some sort of existential crisis about their relationship aspects when most people here aren't much older than 20 or so? I don't like to believe we're all so weak willed that our spines would snap if we ever patted ourselves on the back.
#68 to #50 - donttasemebro (06/20/2014) [-]
Thumbed down for not being funny
#73 - yteicos (07/02/2014) [-]
**yteicos rolled image** Boobs
User avatar #72 - mysticmonkey (07/01/2014) [-]
*roll image*
#66 - Orc (06/20/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** TFW no pizza
User avatar #62 - Viceroy (06/20/2014) [-]
If I'm going to find a girl as depraved and removed from social norms as I am, this website is probably my best bet.
User avatar #71 to #62 - aleksisti (06/24/2014) [-]
No. You will find a girl from Eastern Europe or Russia, like I did. Traditional gender roles and non-existent social norms rule! Plus the girls are usually used to take very very good care of themselves, meaning they are always beautiful. The girls are also tall and thin, and eager to make their men happy. My experiences confirm this argument. Happy hunting.
User avatar #57 - pizzaweed ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
I don't come cheap
#52 - anon (06/20/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** Tfw live with parents,no career,no gf,loser in his 20"s,no friends
User avatar #32 - gayobliteratorhere (06/20/2014) [-]
I **** women
User avatar #37 to #34 - gayobliteratorhere (06/20/2014) [-]
bet you don't
User avatar #41 to #37 - strangesir (06/20/2014) [-]
Bet you don't use protection.
Like I do.
User avatar #44 to #41 - gayobliteratorhere (06/20/2014) [-]
this has some kind of way
User avatar #48 to #44 - strangesir (06/20/2014) [-]
...
What.
User avatar #35 to #32 - zwaxor (06/20/2014) [-]
At this point, I find that hard to believe.
User avatar #53 to #32 - grimandevil (06/20/2014) [-]
Your mom and sister doesn't count
User avatar #54 to #53 - gayobliteratorhere (06/20/2014) [-]
I have no parents
#10 - anon (06/20/2014) [-]
As an anon, I can confirm this.
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