Mr. Right. romantic music . Y art/ ways.!. yes, because if there's one thing thats totally true about women, it's that they like to be insulted for no reason (he said with heavy sarcasm) toonhole toon cartoon comic webcomic gag Mr Right Pickup line true love
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Mr. Right

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#3 - Rascal (06/26/2014) [-]
This comic is so accurate. Women only go for jerks. Us nice guys don't stand a chance.
#29 to #3 - Rascal (08/05/2014) [-]
BULL **** .. There are few 'nice guys' around. :/ All ya'all are human with greed and lust inside you. And very few of you ever deny it. You would rather **** a dumb scrawny cunt than a chubby girl who might actually love and stay with you. But ohhh.. It's all the girls fault.
#6 to #3 - thewowpimp ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
The clear difference is between a man who attract many women and the man who attracts one.

To attract many women, the man acts in a very aggressive state. This makes the woman's basic human urge to struggle against a stronger force kick in and thus they move to him. This idea is fleeting and will likely never get one anywhere, attraction to such personalities longer than a single encounter is routed in fetishes for being abused or mob mentality. These relationships work best for momentary benefit.

The second type is to be go after one woman. This method is more refined and run on basic ideas of social psychology. All other tools do not work in this environment, only those which are intrinsic to a normal human such as knowledge of how to keep a conversation going, when to make contact with her, etc. Sadly, research here is pointless. This works only for lasting benefits and tends to lack immediate ones.

In short, there are a variety of methods for men to attract women.

Women just...just look pretty. Or don't, if you're okay with fetishists. Boy, being a girl must be awful.
inb4 a sea of red thumbs because I'm a bored psyke major making a joke.
#11 to #6 - fortes (06/26/2014) [-]
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#10 to #6 - marboy ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
I'm not in any way in a very aggressive state, but i still attract many woman. It all depends on your confidence. Also good looks help out a lot.    
   
I have been in a relationship with a girl for a year and a half as well, so it just shows that anyone can do both of them.
I'm not in any way in a very aggressive state, but i still attract many woman. It all depends on your confidence. Also good looks help out a lot.

I have been in a relationship with a girl for a year and a half as well, so it just shows that anyone can do both of them.
#19 to #10 - Rascal (06/26/2014) [-]
#12 to #10 - marboy ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
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#7 - bakinboy (06/26/2014) [-]
yes, because if there's one thing thats totally true about women, it's that they like to be insulted for no reason (he said with heavy sarcasm)
yes, because if there's one thing thats totally true about women, it's that they like to be insulted for no reason (he said with heavy sarcasm)
#8 to #7 - dontread (06/26/2014) [-]
backhanded compliments are the way to go
User avatar #15 to #7 - gregoriez (06/26/2014) [-]
Imagine what would happen if you crash in-game........
#16 to #7 - physx (06/26/2014) [-]
You need this chair, and an oculus rift
#22 to #7 - Rascal (06/26/2014) [-]
Have you considered irony in the comic?
User avatar #25 to #22 - bakinboy (06/26/2014) [-]
yea, but a lot of people in the comments dont get that and just ******** about how all girls are really like this
#18 - Rascal (06/26/2014) [-]
The thing about this post is that it is true in a way but obviously a bit exaggerated... You can open a door for your woman, you can send her flowers, you can be the first to call even....

The trick is to be reasonably confident. You don't have to swing your cock at the same time you're cutting down a tree while growing bacon chest hairs... Treating a girl like the little sister that you pick on but with love is a healthy approach. All the while still keeping yourself from becoming a tool.
User avatar #1 - sircontagious ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
saving... for... science
User avatar #2 - brokenhalf (06/26/2014) [-]
yeaj... pretty much
#26 to #2 - blancka (06/26/2014) [-]
**blancka rolled image**
*Tips fedora*
User avatar #14 - slimeywaffles (06/26/2014) [-]
This type of guy I find totally unattractive. Besides, the comic is inaccurate. A guy who would retort like that after getting rejected would not approach in such a polite way in the first place.
#23 to #14 - Rascal (06/26/2014) [-]
Sorry. No. You're so, so wrong.

Some guys can take rejection well, but the ones who can't?

Their first instinct is to take back everything nice they've said and call the girl a slut, whore, fugly, bitchy, etc.
#20 to #14 - butakun (06/26/2014) [-]
I dunno, there are plenty of genuine douchebags who are good at being fake to get what they want.
User avatar #17 to #14 - wthree (06/26/2014) [-]
It probably would have been some fedora-clad guy going up, talking about himself for an hour, then go home to rage on the internet because he said please.
User avatar #24 to #14 - metalnettle (06/26/2014) [-]
Actually, personal story time- this happened about a week ago.
> sitting at bus stop, pretty late evening
> old guy approaches, hobo attire
> calls me beautiful
> give him a look but otherwise ignore, not interested
> guy obviously offended
> guy says "just joking"
> starts walking away
> turns back around
> "You're actually a right piece of work you ugly cunt"
welp...
User avatar #13 - stimtheone ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Some guy actually advised me to act like this. Needless to say, I ignored him. I carve my own path.
#27 to #13 - blancka (06/26/2014) [-]
#edge
#4 - duvallwhitey (06/26/2014) [-]
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#5 - murillable (06/26/2014) [-]
It's all so terribly true.
User avatar #28 - fables (06/26/2014) [-]
I love how a lot (not all) of you people are taking this comic the wrong way entirely.
User avatar #21 - loopymoomoo (06/26/2014) [-]
i always thought they were in a washroom.
can you see it too? i thought she was leaning on a sink and the doors in the background were stalls
#9 - Rascal (06/26/2014) [-]
im not married but I became attracted to a complete jerk while I was still in a relationship. nothing happened but still :/
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