So I recently had a session of custom Pathfinder (Some of the rules are different but it turns out to be one of the most fun games I've played..) with just one friend, Con, while I was GMing. We don't have many people to play with right now, so we decided to just go with it.
On a side note, if you're interested in checking out a session or two then go ahead and PM me.
Con is an Elf Ranger..who has now royally f*cked up his body.
After finding a 'Mysterious Bag' in a room with a collapsing floor, beneath which lies lava, Con fails both his acrobatics and his reflex save and "falls" into the lava. Only he's teleported high into the air right before he's supposedly going to hit said lava.
After falling for a while he hears a cry in the distance, he successfully determines it's an owl of some kind.
A parliament of GIANT owls are approaching and one catches him in it's beak. These creatures are fearsome, but friendly.
After thoroughly ******** his pants, he decided to stick his head into the bag..after feeling no change he pulls it off and suddenly everything seems a LOT larger.
Having shrunk his head to roughly the size of an orange, he decided his BEST course of action was to stick his other four limbs into the bag..
His left arm ended up shrinking down and becoming a stub.
His left leg grew by fifty percent.
His right leg shrunk down to a bean sprout in size.
His right arm and torso stayed the same size.
He is one of the most hideous, not to mention lop-sided, creatures in the history of table-top games.