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    User avatar#28 - anotherponyaccount 
    Reply+9
    (03/20/2017)[-]
    I've carried a dead body, do I win points? Can I spend them to bring him back?
    User avatar#30 to #28 - drunkintexas 
    Reply+4
    (03/20/2017)[-]
    saw a guy get stabbed to death once
    User avatar#62 to #30 - sisterblister 
    Reply+1
    (03/20/2017)[-]
    we ran out of purples yea its a 12 and 12 is the highest it can be will be the same for the rest the week

    and i have just been called into work witch sucks because were probbaly pulling a 24 hour job tomarrow
    User avatar#63 to #62 - drunkintexas 
    Reply0
    (03/20/2017)[-]
    dog bless you. my shop is so busy I have been doing 65-70 hrs a week for the past 5 months.
    User avatar#65 to #63 - sisterblister 
    Reply0
    (03/20/2017)[-]
    yea i know how it is hard to do but hey time and a half is nice or would be if the city didnt tax the **** out of it
    and bless you thats good amount of hours

    naa last week we worked a 38 hour shift me and my crew cheif got lucky and got a three hour nap inbetween but no one els did but for the next three days im expecting about 10 hours of being home the rest will be working on the 24 in main
    this will be fun but the problem with these long shifts is that you dont get nearly any ot
    because they take out 8 hours per day you worked over for reegular pay
    User avatar#72 to #65 - drunkintexas 
    Reply0
    (03/20/2017)[-]
    word of advice. you may know this already. in blue collar work, don't complain about any assignment, buck back if they want 70+ hrs or somethin stupid. jump at opportunities for new positions. only raises you will see is by moving up. those days of staying in one position and making raises is over
    User avatar#74 to #72 - sisterblister 
    Reply0
    (03/20/2017)[-]
    yea i know but thanks lucky for me the turnover rate in my position is so high just by not quitting you get premotions also damn water heater just blew out cant afford this ****
    User avatar#77 to #74 - drunkintexas 
    Reply0
    (03/20/2017)[-]
    also if they wont sell to anyone but licenced plumbers just get a plumber to go pick it up and have em install it
    User avatar#75 to #74 - drunkintexas 
    Reply0
    (03/20/2017)[-]
    call up a local contractor and see if they recently ripped a used water heater out in a remodel. get it cheap
    User avatar#76 to #75 - sisterblister 
    Reply0
    (03/20/2017)[-]
    i have ease of access to those illl see tomarrow at work\
    User avatar#78 to #76 - drunkintexas 
    Reply0
    (03/20/2017)[-]
    gotta go bro. got poker tourneys goin. talk at you later man. awesome chattin with ya
    User avatar#79 to #78 - sisterblister 
    Reply0
    (03/20/2017)[-]
    no worrys and best of luck to ya have a wonderufl week
    User avatar#71 to #65 - drunkintexas 
    Reply0
    (03/20/2017)[-]
    that's ****** to screw you on OT. yea if I work sunday though I get double time but it wrecks me to do 7 days a week.
    User avatar#32 to #30 - sisterblister 
    Reply0
    (03/20/2017)[-]
    were you the one with the knife
    User avatar#36 to #32 - drunkintexas 
    Reply+2
    (03/20/2017)[-]
    hahaha yea no. have been on the wrong end of a knife before couple times, gun once
    User avatar#37 to #36 - sisterblister 
    Reply0
    (03/20/2017)[-]
    ive been shot once by a 22 and pepperd by a shotguns hundreds of times never died witch is a pluss
    User avatar#38 to #37 - drunkintexas 
    Reply0
    (03/20/2017)[-]
    that blows man. never been shot just had em pulled on me
    User avatar#39 to #38 - sisterblister 
    Reply+1
    (03/20/2017)[-]
    i live in mesquite you say your from texas you know what that means
    User avatar#40 to #39 - drunkintexas 
    Reply+1
    (03/20/2017)[-]
    Yep worked over there a couple of times years back. y'all got a weird vibe going on over there. Fort Worth here
    User avatar#41 to #40 - sisterblister 
    Reply0
    (03/20/2017)[-]
    by wierd vibe you mean looks super nice yet the people who live here are the trash the government trucked in after Katrina hit turning my once 300k a house neighborhood to section8
    User avatar#42 to #41 - drunkintexas 
    Reply0
    (03/20/2017)[-]
    yea I was workin over there pre katrina. just a weird mix of hardcore country ass people, rich city types and ghetto all really tight packed together. it just was off to me.
    User avatar#43 to #42 - sisterblister 
    Reply0
    (03/20/2017)[-]
    thats honestly the best way to explain it here it looks and feels safe but **** i was friends with the sister of the dallas shooter a few weeks back their was a dead guy laying in his doorway a few doors down with a bullet in the head as well as all the gangs and **** liveing in these houses they could never afford next door to people they could never get along with ..... sorry its just nice to rant about it everyonce and a while what were you doing down here i work for the city myself
    User avatar#45 to #43 - drunkintexas 
    Reply0
    (03/20/2017)[-]
    first was doing demo's at the CompUSA there back in the late 90's. then I did door 2 door sales there sometime around when ATT Uverse came out.
    User avatar#47 to #45 - sisterblister 
    Reply0
    (03/20/2017)[-]
    what do you do now if you dont mind me asking
    also since you travle do you know of any safe citys that a guy can buy a house with a bluecoller mans salery in texas
    User avatar#48 to #47 - drunkintexas 
    Reply0
    (03/20/2017)[-]
    now I'm a machinist. I have done a lot of different jobs lol. depends on what blue collar job you are in honestly. what do you do? and I can give suggestions
    User avatar#49 to #48 - sisterblister 
    Reply0
    (03/20/2017)[-]
    i fix water mains

    but i can operate most heavy machinery as well as have a cdl
    User avatar#52 to #49 - drunkintexas 
    Reply0
    (03/20/2017)[-]
    haslet is growing by leaps and bounds so water dept would likely need someone with your skills
    User avatar#51 to #49 - drunkintexas 
    Reply0
    (03/20/2017)[-]
    Haslet. comfy af. country but close enough to amenities to not miss out. lotsa work in the alliance area for CDL and heavy machinery. further south I would say Aledo or Granbury
    User avatar#53 to #51 - sisterblister 
    Reply0
    (03/20/2017)[-]
    hum ima have to look into hastle im a brok ass youngen who cant move out of my mothers so im saveing up because i dont want to rent it right now my sights are on quinlan my dad has a house out their and its nice i just dont think i could do the 45 minut drive everyday to work
    User avatar#55 to #53 - drunkintexas 
    Reply0
    (03/20/2017)[-]
    if you are looking east that way like quinlan. Rockwall is actually really nice. did door 2 door there aswell and literally everyone there was the nicest people. made good money out there. I cant say enough good things about rockwall
    User avatar#56 to #55 - sisterblister 
    Reply0
    (03/20/2017)[-]
    no i absolutely love rockwall but i could never afford to live out there
    User avatar#61 to #56 - drunkintexas 
    Reply0
    (03/20/2017)[-]
    for some reason I cant reply to your new comments. but yea I imagine pollen is a bitch its been windy af all damn day. did an oil change and it blew oil all over my driveway
    User avatar#59 to #56 - drunkintexas 
    Reply0
    (03/20/2017)[-]
    just dickin around found a 3 bedroom for 189k total 740 a month. most houses out there for cheap likely aren't on the internet. could go the way of mesquite but its unlikely seeing as how its stayed really chill for this long despite dallas and the rest goin to ****.
    User avatar#60 to #59 - sisterblister 
    +1
    (03/20/2017)[-]
    one can only hope hows the polon out their today these alergies are destroying me today
    User avatar#57 to #56 - drunkintexas 
    Reply0
    (03/20/2017)[-]
    you would be surprised. get away from the lake by about 10-20 minutes and there are super cheap houses
    User avatar#58 to #57 - sisterblister 
    0
    (03/20/2017)[-]
    really thats amazeing but i feel rockwall will soon befall the same fate as mesquite its walking distance
    User avatar#31 to #30 - anotherponyaccount 
    Reply0
    (03/20/2017)[-]
    I hesitate to ask, but how ****** up was it?
    User avatar#34 to #31 - drunkintexas 
    Reply+1
    (03/20/2017)[-]
    pretty bad. was drunk with some buddies at a taco stand at like 3 in the morning. dance club nearby let out and a couple Mexican dudes started fighting over a girl or some ****. anyway one of em was losing the fight so he pulled his knife and just started stabbing the other guy in the neck and the stomach. likely over 20 times. guy bled out whle his friends tried to help. the stabber just walked away. amberlamps got there and kida put on a shw of tryin to save him. cops didn't give two *****. afterwards everyone just went into the taco stand and ordered and ate like it was a normal night. that weirded me out the most
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