what?(read description). that maybe true but weed would make the apocalypse a lot easier to understand. THIS IS LEGAL But Marijuana Is Not THIS WILL SAVE YOU FR Stoner
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what?(read description). that maybe true but weed would make the apocalypse a lot easier to understand. THIS IS LEGAL But Marijuana Is Not THIS WILL SAVE YOU FR

that maybe true but weed would make the apocalypse a lot easier to understand

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THIS IS LEGAL
But Marijuana Is Not
THIS WILL SAVE YOU FROM ZOMBIES
Marijuana Will Not
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Submitted: 03/26/2012
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#32 - BradStevens (03/27/2012) [-]
Her name is Sasha...
#22 - mortulance (03/27/2012) [-]
>zombie apocalypse
>Have awesome party
>Don't invite zombies
>zombies get mad
>every zombie ever comes to my house because mad
>apologize and offer to smoke weed
>zombies are cool with it
>they're now my best friends
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#93 - anon (03/27/2012) [-]
Zombies don't exist, weed does, your argument is invalid
#7 - thorsaurus (03/27/2012) [-]
I don't know where you live buddy but where i come from it's a lot easier to get weed than a minigun.
User avatar #4 - moosewithcameltoe (03/27/2012) [-]
A minigun is not legal without permits that are extremely hard to get. Unless maybe the Minigun is only semi-auto then maybe it could be legal with some permits.

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User avatar #84 - TheBagelMonster (03/27/2012) [-]
Only because it's so unbelievably impractical to use the damn thing. It costs a **** ton, it weighs a **** ton, it's ammo costs a **** ton, and only like three people in america have one. Read number two on this cracked list for more info.
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#97 to #84 - instakill (03/27/2012) [-]
you my good sir have given me more lulz on this one page then i have had in weeks thank you
User avatar #100 to #97 - TheBagelMonster (03/27/2012) [-]
That's cause cracked is amazing, I love funnyjunk but cracked is one of the funniest sites on the web by far.
User avatar #101 to #100 - instakill (03/27/2012) [-]
ive never been on it before i have heard about it but never really got around to it so thank you
User avatar #103 to #101 - TheBagelMonster (03/27/2012) [-]
When I found it I read every single article I could find.
User avatar #104 to #103 - instakill (03/27/2012) [-]
haha i just might have to and actually i have made thermite its really easy and its fun to watch
#82 - brokded (03/27/2012) [-]
I'll just leave this here...
User avatar #59 - badbowser ONLINE (03/27/2012) [-]
SANDVICH!
User avatar #56 - godisdog (03/27/2012) [-]
Well, you need a permit to legally own both and the minigun permit is near impossible to get so..... This is dumb.
#51 - KRIPTON (03/27/2012) [-]
Bitch plz!!!
#35 - cableplug (03/27/2012) [-]
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#26 - anon (03/27/2012) [-]
this is only legal in the US if it shoots less than 3 rpm, in which case it would rotate at 20 rpm, which is slow as **** , you can crank faster than that. also, if it isn't legal here in the states, it probably isn't legal anywhere except russia
#25 - Tommovdv (03/27/2012) [-]
wow this is the 10000th time i've seen this... And yes i've actually counted.
#16 - anon (03/27/2012) [-]
>Zombie apocalypse
>smoke so much weed that act like a zombie
>zombies cant tell difference
>????
>profit
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User avatar #20 to #18 - bobtheunbeatable (03/27/2012) [-]
can't tell if sarcasm...
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User avatar #37 to #18 - theshinypen (03/27/2012) [-]
All hail our corporate masters
User avatar #57 - goodguygregg (03/27/2012) [-]
Marijuana is real, zombies are not.
User avatar #70 to #57 - RedSarge (03/27/2012) [-]
This has yet to be proven.
User avatar #40 - baditch (03/27/2012) [-]
yea becuase you can totally buy a minigun...
User avatar #43 to #40 - roketpwerath (03/27/2012) [-]
if you have the permits, it is completely legal to own and operate one
User avatar #47 to #43 - baditch (03/27/2012) [-]
id have to imagine it depends on the country and state. Here in NY, you cant even own a weapon that's automatic. As a gun-lover, this saddens me.
User avatar #52 to #47 - thebigoddone (03/27/2012) [-]
Here in the U.K. even .22 are not allowed unless they are semi-automatic and you use it for something other than just target shooting, for example pest control.
User avatar #102 to #47 - instakill (03/27/2012) [-]
doesnt stop 90% of harlem from carrying them at all times
User avatar #49 to #47 - roketpwerath (03/27/2012) [-]
you are correct good sir
User avatar #45 to #43 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (03/27/2012) [-]
Wrong, there are only between 2 and 5 legally civilian owned mini guns in the US all purchased before the ban. Youde be putting down nearly a billion total to own one.. Thoguh the owners do take them to large machine gun shoots all the time and will Rent use to people
User avatar #44 to #43 - roketpwerath (03/27/2012) [-]
well, operate if you have acres upon acres of land that you can shoot it on
#23 - madoc (03/27/2012) [-]
Too bad there are no zombies around... Ever...
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