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User avatar #11 - fourtwentt (03/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
this is guaranteed to work
for a piss test, drink 2 gallons of water till your drug test

if its a swab, brush 3 times a day and mouthwash too, till you test
User avatar #18 to #11 - mouthwash (03/03/2013) [-]
I've never once been mentioned in a normal conversation
User avatar #9 - nukacolamayhem (03/03/2013) [-]
What I've done and my bro does:

Drink a lot of cranberry or orange juice, whichever is your preference. You can take a pill called 'Niacin' which you can get at any Walmart or anywhere. And also if you have a gym membership or you can workout any place, that trifecta of ideas together should clean you out in about 1-2 weeks.
Best of luck, Fellow Ent.
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User avatar #5 - jimihendrixangel ONLINE (03/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
If you smoke everyday and you suddenly stop it will show on your pee test for 2 weeks after. Best way to get rid of it is to drink much orange juice everyday (vitamin C) or you can drink loads of water right before you pee.

I am no familiar with blood test but it's a big fat lie that it stays in your body for 6 months !
User avatar #4 - thiswaytothelake (03/02/2013) [-]
Easily a month for a piss test.
Best thing to do; drink pickle juice.
Or just straight vinegar if your stomach can handle it.
Vinegar flushes your kidneys and liver very well.
And that is basically what pickle juice is, pure vinegar.
#29 - phoenixactual (08/28/2013) [-]
Depending on where you live, Idoubt you will get tested, unless it was drug related. I've been on probation since last december for 2 felonies and 2 misdemeanors, and never once have I been piss tested
#28 - ehehehno (03/30/2013) [-]
Take a fuck-load of B12 vitamins (makes your piss really dark) then water it down...
#27 - fuckerrr **User deleted account** (03/30/2013) [-]
You need to either get a cleanse or just exercise plenty and drink lots of water, pot naturally leaves your body in 28 days, thats the maximum amount of time it will take. you can speed this process up by doing what I have mentioned. Cleanses can be bought from a head shop, good luck.
#26 - xediion (03/18/2013) [-]
Weed sticks in your hair.
Soooo, cut your hair
User avatar #25 - blackandwhitetea (03/11/2013) [-]
i know im a little to late but this works 100% of the time: Niacin tkae it once a day for 2-3 days and boom youll pass your drug test
User avatar #24 - Jroller (03/08/2013) [-]
im on drug tests too, i stole a few today and tried one out with just brushing my teeth then rinsing with vinegar (hides the thc or some shit) and i passed that test, then another test with rinsing with hydrogen peroxide (it tastes like water and bandaids, but dont drink it) and i passed that test too. hope i helped
#23 - supapimp (03/07/2013) [-]
Gallons on gallons on gallons of water
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#21 - anonymous (03/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
While I was working they drug tested us every 3 months, all I did was stop smoking 4 or 5 days before the drug test, I accelerated my methabolism by just drinking about 2-3 gallos of water a day, and eating a lot of green vegetables, because they clean your blood or some shit...


P.S. I ended giving up the job, hate to worry about that crap, and now I'm high as fuck everyday :D
Best advice, give up working, just smoke, the weed side of the force is stronger.
#20 - thatfuego (03/05/2013) [-]
DO NOT LISTEN TO ANYTHING ELSE BUT ME ok so i literally just got off probation 2 weeks ago, i was on it for 6 months for pretrial probation and i had a total of 4 drug tests. according to probation i smoke "an extreme amount of weed" 7-10 bowl packs a day, so anyways i knew about my drug test 4 days before it so i bought, "portable aqua" iodine camping water purification tablets and put those in 2 gallons of water and drank it all 2 hours before my supposed drug test, but it didnt happen that day so the next day i drank 1 cup of water and passed with only not smoking for 2 days and every other drugtest since then with that, flush kits dont work and everything else with vinegar etc is just dillution but you add other ingredients
#19 - ironstrike (03/04/2013) [-]
There's a lot of myths.

I've heard drinking cranberry juice periodically could remove traces.

I've also seen this stuff they sell online, specifically to remove all traces of drugs. I can't remember the name of it, however.

Excercise also works.

Who knows, you might get lucky. That's what happaned to me, I got drug tested right on the spot at my job interview. Knowing damn well that I smoked weed the night before. Luckily, my boss couldn't figure the damned thing out.
#17 - anonymous (03/03/2013) [-]
the most effective way by far is to do strenuous workouts. this removes thc stored in your fat cells which shows up in your piss. Also don't eat for a few hours before the test.
#6 - anonymous (03/02/2013) [-]
Depends on the test. I really good test can tell for months but if you drink lots of juice and water you might pass after a few weeks :/
User avatar #3 - dawggz (03/02/2013) [-]
~5 months until all your blood and stitch is renewed
User avatar #2 - jamwa (03/02/2013) [-]
Stays in your hair and nails for up to 6 months. You can remove most traces of it in your bloodstream and urine by drinking alot of tea
#1 - michieldev (03/02/2013) [-]
more than a month most of the time..
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