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#11 - fourtwentt
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(03/03/2013) [-]
this is guaranteed to work
for a piss test, drink 2 gallons of water till your drug test

if its a swab, brush 3 times a day and mouthwash too, till you test
#18 to #11 - mouthwash
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(03/03/2013) [-]
I've never once been mentioned in a normal conversation
#9 - nukacolamayhem
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(03/03/2013) [-]
What I've done and my bro does:

Drink a lot of cranberry or orange juice, whichever is your preference. You can take a pill called 'Niacin' which you can get at any Walmart or anywhere. And also if you have a gym membership or you can workout any place, that trifecta of ideas together should clean you out in about 1-2 weeks.
Best of luck, Fellow Ent.
#5 - jimihendrixangel
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(03/02/2013) [-]
If you smoke everyday and you suddenly stop it will show on your pee test for 2 weeks after. Best way to get rid of it is to drink much orange juice everyday (vitamin C) or you can drink loads of water right before you pee.

I am no familiar with blood test but it's a big fat lie that it stays in your body for 6 months !
#12 to #5 - fourtwentt
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(03/03/2013) [-]
vitamin c? too much vitamin c in a small amount of time will **** your teeth up quick

water is the best way or vitamin b12 like deadfeds said
#16 to #12 - jimihendrixangel
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Why the **** do you care about your teeth ? :D
#8 to #5 - ForNarniaaa [OP]
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(03/03/2013) [-]
I hear yours a lot. To drink lots of water and to sweat it out also. I have like 2 months probably before the drug test, and it will be a piss test, so i'm not too worried. Just wanted some community information :) thanks
#10 to #8 - jimihendrixangel
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(03/03/2013) [-]
yep, piss tests are acutally very easy to fake ;) But the safest thing is to ask a friend or something for pee ;)
#4 - thiswaytothelake
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(03/02/2013) [-]
Easily a month for a piss test.
Best thing to do; drink pickle juice.
Or just straight vinegar if your stomach can handle it.
Vinegar flushes your kidneys and liver very well.
And that is basically what pickle juice is, pure vinegar.
#24 - Jroller
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(03/08/2013) [-]
im on drug tests too, i stole a few today and tried one out with just brushing my teeth then rinsing with vinegar (hides the thc or some ****) and i passed that test, then another test with rinsing with hydrogen peroxide (it tastes like water and bandaids, but dont drink it) and i passed that test too. hope i helped
#23 - supapimp
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(03/07/2013) [-]
Gallons on gallons on gallons of water
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#21 - anon
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(03/06/2013) [-]
While I was working they drug tested us every 3 months, all I did was stop smoking 4 or 5 days before the drug test, I accelerated my methabolism by just drinking about 2-3 gallos of water a day, and eating a lot of green vegetables, because they clean your blood or some ****...


P.S. I ended giving up the job, hate to worry about that crap, and now I'm high as **** everyday :D
Best advice, give up working, just smoke, the weed side of the force is stronger.
#22 to #21 - ForNarniaaa [OP]
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(03/06/2013) [-]
I just got hired somewhere where they dont drug test, so no worries there. As soon as this misdemeanor is expunged im back to it. And i doubt you drank 2-3 gallons because.....thats a **** ton haha
#20 - thatfuego
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(03/05/2013) [-]
DO NOT LISTEN TO ANYTHING ELSE BUT ME ok so i literally just got off probation 2 weeks ago, i was on it for 6 months for pretrial probation and i had a total of 4 drug tests. according to probation i smoke "an extreme amount of weed" 7-10 bowl packs a day, so anyways i knew about my drug test 4 days before it so i bought, "portable aqua" iodine camping water purification tablets and put those in 2 gallons of water and drank it all 2 hours before my supposed drug test, but it didnt happen that day so the next day i drank 1 cup of water and passed with only not smoking for 2 days and every other drugtest since then with that, flush kits dont work and everything else with vinegar etc is just dillution but you add other ingredients
#19 - ironstrike
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(03/04/2013) [-]
There's a lot of myths.

I've heard drinking cranberry juice periodically could remove traces.

I've also seen this stuff they sell online, specifically to remove all traces of drugs. I can't remember the name of it, however.

Excercise also works.

Who knows, you might get lucky. That's what happaned to me, I got drug tested right on the spot at my job interview. Knowing damn well that I smoked weed the night before. Luckily, my boss couldn't figure the damned thing out.
#1 - michieldev
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(03/02/2013) [-]
more than a month most of the time..
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