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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #11 - fourtwentt
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this is guaranteed to work
for a piss test, drink 2 gallons of water till your drug test

if its a swab, brush 3 times a day and mouthwash too, till you test
User avatar #18 to #11 - mouthwash
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I've never once been mentioned in a normal conversation
User avatar #9 - nukacolamayhem
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What I've done and my bro does:

Drink a lot of cranberry or orange juice, whichever is your preference. You can take a pill called 'Niacin' which you can get at any Walmart or anywhere. And also if you have a gym membership or you can workout any place, that trifecta of ideas together should clean you out in about 1-2 weeks.
Best of luck, Fellow Ent.
User avatar #5 - jimihendrixangel
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If you smoke everyday and you suddenly stop it will show on your pee test for 2 weeks after. Best way to get rid of it is to drink much orange juice everyday (vitamin C) or you can drink loads of water right before you pee.

I am no familiar with blood test but it's a big fat lie that it stays in your body for 6 months !
User avatar #12 to #5 - fourtwentt
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vitamin c? too much vitamin c in a small amount of time will **** your teeth up quick

water is the best way or vitamin b12 like deadfeds said
User avatar #16 to #12 - jimihendrixangel
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Why the **** do you care about your teeth ? :D
User avatar #8 to #5 - ForNarniaaa [OP]
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I hear yours a lot. To drink lots of water and to sweat it out also. I have like 2 months probably before the drug test, and it will be a piss test, so i'm not too worried. Just wanted some community information :) thanks
User avatar #10 to #8 - jimihendrixangel
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yep, piss tests are acutally very easy to fake ;) But the safest thing is to ask a friend or something for pee ;)
User avatar #4 - thiswaytothelake
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Easily a month for a piss test.
Best thing to do; drink pickle juice.
Or just straight vinegar if your stomach can handle it.
Vinegar flushes your kidneys and liver very well.
And that is basically what pickle juice is, pure vinegar.
#29 - phoenixactual
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Depending on where you live, Idoubt you will get tested, unless it was drug related. I've been on probation since last december for 2 felonies and 2 misdemeanors, and never once have I been piss tested
#28 - ehehehno
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(03/30/2013) [-]
Take a ********* of B12 vitamins (makes your piss really dark) then water it down...
#20 - thatfuego
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DO NOT LISTEN TO ANYTHING ELSE BUT ME ok so i literally just got off probation 2 weeks ago, i was on it for 6 months for pretrial probation and i had a total of 4 drug tests. according to probation i smoke "an extreme amount of weed" 7-10 bowl packs a day, so anyways i knew about my drug test 4 days before it so i bought, "portable aqua" iodine camping water purification tablets and put those in 2 gallons of water and drank it all 2 hours before my supposed drug test, but it didnt happen that day so the next day i drank 1 cup of water and passed with only not smoking for 2 days and every other drugtest since then with that, flush kits dont work and everything else with vinegar etc is just dillution but you add other ingredients
#19 - ironstrike
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There's a lot of myths.

I've heard drinking cranberry juice periodically could remove traces.

I've also seen this stuff they sell online, specifically to remove all traces of drugs. I can't remember the name of it, however.

Excercise also works.

Who knows, you might get lucky. That's what happaned to me, I got drug tested right on the spot at my job interview. Knowing damn well that I smoked weed the night before. Luckily, my boss couldn't figure the damned thing out.
#17 - anon id: 8a1d7848
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the most effective way by far is to do strenuous workouts. this removes thc stored in your fat cells which shows up in your piss. Also don't eat for a few hours before the test.
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User avatar #13 to #7 - fourtwentt
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thats some hardcore detox, i passed a piss test in 2 days drinking 2 gallons of water..it was for a job so i didnt care that my piss was pure water
if you have more time its even better, and drink a red bull for the b12 cloudiness
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User avatar #15 to #14 - fourtwentt
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I meant detox like getting the intoxicant metabolites out your piss
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