mario truth. highdeas. it Today I realized that Mario is a homeless person... Today, 1 realized that Mario is definitely homeless. He wakes up emery day wearing
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mario truth

it Today I realized that Mario is a
homeless person...
Today, 1 realized that Mario is definitely homeless. He wakes up emery day
wearing the same clothes, runs around in sewers, beats up people for their
money, and what does he spend it on'? Mushrooms.
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#3 - lube (04/10/2012) [-]
mario and luigi superstar saga, luigi and mario share a two bedroom house, with spare clothes (all the same fo course)
#57 to #3 - matttboyagain (04/10/2012) [-]
Mario's house as seen in Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars. It was called Mario's Pad. Since Luigi wasn't in this game, he didn't share this house with his brother.
#58 to #57 - matttboyagain (04/10/2012) [-]
Mario and Luigi's house as seen in Paper Mario which also shows up in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door.
#183 to #58 - chiktikkavaspaus (04/10/2012) [-]
Nostalgiasm!
User avatar #281 to #57 - socratic (04/11/2012) [-]
Oh the nostalgia...this is one of my all time favorite games.
User avatar #282 to #281 - matttboyagain (04/11/2012) [-]
You're not the only one bro. Favorite game of all time for me. Got it for SNES and virtual console and also have a rom for ZSNES.
#27 - albertjester (04/10/2012) [-]
that and bowser is the ultimate pokemon.
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User avatar #149 to #27 - xfostbytex (04/10/2012) [-]
bowser, the asshole pokemon. The evolved form of blastoise. Known to kidnap princesses and send minions at plumbers.
#176 - weepinbell (04/10/2012) [-]
...Just gonna leave this here...
#216 to #176 - Sasher ONLINE (04/10/2012) [-]
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You ninja you.
#177 to #176 - stlbecker (04/10/2012) [-]
paper mario ftw
#179 to #176 - anon (04/10/2012) [-]
and ill just leave this as well
and ill just leave this as well
User avatar #242 to #179 - sirmatthew (04/10/2012) [-]
just gonna leave this here. just in case you thought you were good at mario

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTzs9bcNgMQ
User avatar #55 - matttboyagain (04/10/2012) [-]
And yet you see his house on several occasions in games.
User avatar #62 to #55 - silverzepher (04/10/2012) [-]
and he is a plumber.
#235 - youcame (04/10/2012) [-]
>homeless
>owns entire kingdom

#99 - yourovertheyrenow (04/10/2012) [-]
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#14 - anon (04/10/2012) [-]
User avatar #25 to #14 - junkboy (04/10/2012) [-]
PAPER MARIO **** YEAH, I loved that game still own it today!
#128 - ragingbrony ONLINE (04/10/2012) [-]
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And in his free time he harassing the people on the streets!!
#134 to #128 - rshanebarnes (04/10/2012) [-]
*******		 love Remi
******* love Remi
#88 - DEW72 (04/10/2012) [-]
Too bad we see mario's house in multiple games, including paper mario...
#98 to #88 - robskul (04/10/2012) [-]
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he probably sold his house for shrooms too
#248 - bourbun (04/10/2012) [-]
Bitches don't know about my house.
#190 - drfranky (04/10/2012) [-]
thumbed up for the desc...
thumbed up for the desc...
#228 to #190 - NyxHero (04/10/2012) [-]
*smiles because you smile*
*smiles because you smile*
#114 - shadowrated (04/10/2012) [-]
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Mario Logic
#195 to #114 - qworta (04/10/2012) [-]
Not only that but he can also break bricks with his head and jump freakin high. Just some more logic being 			******
Not only that but he can also break bricks with his head and jump freakin high. Just some more logic being ******
#153 - bboygoku (04/10/2012) [-]
Wrong, he does have a house, in Super Mario: Legend of the 7 Stars you start the game in his house, with peach being outside playing around the flowers, where she gets taken by Bowser and Mario starts on his journey to get peach back, and save the world from Smithy.
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#156 to #154 - bboygoku (04/10/2012) [-]
lol yeah, he was my favorite too, i really loved his special attack where he made beams fall from the sky and hit everybody
User avatar #64 - dragel (04/10/2012) [-]
How does he afford Go-Karts?
User avatar #104 to #64 - nukinzerambo (04/10/2012) [-]
Simple:

Bowser or Isle DelFino, people he envisions due to hallucinations are actually people trying to help him, giving him a place to stay or a job (bowser as a server as he goes from land to land *tables* and he keeps looking for princesses (waitresses) for help after jumping over customers (Goobas and koopa troopas) and swimming in an expensive aquarium and killing fish and squaid alike, to search for a prettier waitress that will eventually kiss him.)
Isle Defino is him getting loaded and passing out on a trunk or inside a box and goes to Asia (yellow short people) and searching for a dark Mario (aka the little **** that stole my **** ) and wreks giant exotic plants with a talking Squirt bottle full of sanitizer and possibly piss.
How he gets the go karts: Sponsorship programs feel bad for the homeless and pit them against all his mortal enemies in one giant big trippy drug hallucination and is bowsers way of trying to kill him with ghetto weapons, like turtles and Bananas.


#66 to #64 - Rukioish (04/10/2012) [-]
Those are the mushrooms.
Those are the mushrooms.
User avatar #68 to #66 - dragel (04/10/2012) [-]
So what about Daisy? How does she afford one? She probably doesn't even know they exist.
#70 to #68 - Rukioish (04/10/2012) [-]
They live in a world full of mushrooms just lying around. How can we assume anything is real?
User avatar #81 to #70 - dragel (04/10/2012) [-]
Holy **** ...


#119 to #70 - heartlessrobot (04/10/2012) [-]
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Mind
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[X] blown
#257 - youwont (04/10/2012) [-]
**youwont rolled a random image posted in comment #3785216 at FJ Pony Thread **
#162 - elitezombiee (04/10/2012) [-]
**elitezombiee rolled a random image posted in comment #3754563 at FJ Pony Thread **this is what i spend my money on after i have beaten them up and  then stole it from some 			******
**elitezombiee rolled a random image posted in comment #3754563 at FJ Pony Thread **this is what i spend my money on after i have beaten them up and then stole it from some ******
#169 to #162 - burropercheron (04/10/2012) [-]
**burropercheron rolled a random image posted in comment #224 at Rape Furiously! ** I spend it on this, sir
User avatar #5 - whiteniggers (04/10/2012) [-]
Mario has never hurt anyone in his life, only animals and vegetables, so that's wrong. He has also never paid money for mushrooms, except for in Super Mario Galaxy where he uses shards of glass stars... He's also rarely in the sewers, he's mainly in the fields and the ******* ocean.
User avatar #18 to #5 - RandomAnonGuy (04/10/2012) [-]
As guiguito said in comment #9, you get a life when you get a green mushroom and you get a life when you get 100 coins. Logically you spend 100 coins on each green mushroom.
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