mario truth. highdeas. it Today I realized that Mario is a homeless person... Today, 1 realized that Mario is definitely homeless. He wakes up emery day wearing
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mario truth

highdeas

it Today I realized that Mario is a
homeless person...
Today, 1 realized that Mario is definitely homeless. He wakes up emery day
wearing the same clothes, runs around in sewers, beats up people for their
money, and what does he spend it on'? Mushrooms.
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#3 - lube (04/10/2012) [+] (6 replies)
mario and luigi superstar saga, luigi and mario share a two bedroom house, with spare clothes (all the same fo course)
#27 - albertjester ONLINE (04/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
that and bowser is the ultimate pokemon.
#176 - weepinbell (04/10/2012) [+] (4 replies)
...Just gonna leave this here...
User avatar #55 - matttboyagain (04/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
And yet you see his house on several occasions in games.
User avatar #64 - dragel (04/10/2012) [+] (6 replies)
How does he afford Go-Karts?
#70 to #68 - Rukioish (04/10/2012) [-]
They live in a world full of mushrooms just lying around. How can we assume anything is real?
#235 - youcame (04/10/2012) [-]
>homeless
>owns entire kingdom

#1 - dedaluminus (04/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
No, Mario is a stoner. Look at what he named his house. It's basically a gigantic bong that you can also hotbox.
#99 - yourovertheyrenow (04/10/2012) [-]
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#153 - bboygoku (04/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Wrong, he does have a house, in Super Mario: Legend of the 7 Stars you start the game in his house, with peach being outside playing around the flowers, where she gets taken by Bowser and Mario starts on his journey to get peach back, and save the world from Smithy.
#14 - Womens Study Major (04/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #196 - thelionheart (04/10/2012) [-]
Maybe it's because he's a plumber.
#193 - Womens Study Major (04/10/2012) [+] (8 replies)
thumbs up if you love mario games.
#174 - Womens Study Major (04/10/2012) [-]
I notice Luigi is not a loser. He is purely a stoner. Think about it, he wears green, he talks sorta slow, he can jump very HIGH, and just think about his smash attack in SSB Brawl!
I notice Luigi is not a loser. He is purely a stoner. Think about it, he wears green, he talks sorta slow, he can jump very HIGH, and just think about his smash attack in SSB Brawl!
#128 - ragingbrony (04/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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And in his free time he harassing the people on the streets!!
#88 - DEW72 (04/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Too bad we see mario's house in multiple games, including paper mario...
#248 - bourbun (04/10/2012) [-]
Bitches don't know about my house.
#190 - drfranky (04/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
thumbed up for the desc...
thumbed up for the desc...
User avatar #168 - tomhefailin (04/10/2012) [+] (4 replies)
today i realized that god takes the form of the devil in order to test to see if we really are his servants. with adam and eve he takes the first form of satan as the snake to test and see if we would use our free will to disobey him, god takes the form of the adversary to see if the truly good job would keep his faith if bad things happened to him, he takes the form of the devil to see if jesus could withstand temptation in the desert. he also takes other forms to test us, like when he tests abrahams commitment in asking him to take his only sons life. he may have even taken possesion of judas to do his work. everything is a test
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