i wish i could smoke in space. becoming one with the universe.. whomp! sorry guise
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#12 - jaypaul (12/04/2013) [-]
whomp! sorry guise
User avatar #217 to #12 - beatlecat (12/04/2013) [-]
isn't that the guy from space oddity?
User avatar #230 to #217 - thewickedgoose (12/04/2013) [-]
well, Chris Hadfield did his own music video, space oddity is a David Bowie song
User avatar #239 to #230 - beatlecat (12/04/2013) [-]
yeah I know is a song from david bowie,I was just wondering if he was the guys from that video
User avatar #228 to #217 - stafeezy (12/04/2013) [-]
No. It's the guy from space
User avatar #84 to #12 - amirblumenfeld (12/04/2013) [-]
Shhhhh, these are going in my ass.
#28 - thisisspartah ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #29 to #28 - thisisspartah ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
its not illegal in space
#33 to #29 - thelastamerican ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
I want to be an astronaut wen I grow up.
I want to be an astronaut wen I grow up.
User avatar #87 to #29 - ariplayer (12/04/2013) [-]
but having it with him means that he sneaked it in when he was in America before the launch. so technically, this is evidence that he had drugs in the u.s which is also punishable. unless he got rid of the evidence, this is going to irritate him a lot back in America if this inst shopped. (which i think it is of course)
User avatar #219 to #87 - thisisspartah ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
in some states its legal.
User avatar #245 to #219 - ariplayer (12/05/2013) [-]
legal for medical uses, not for recreational uses. but i dont live in the u.s so i might as well be wrong, but considering how anal the u.s is with marijuana, this would have cost him dearly nontheless
User avatar #2 - mooproxy (12/03/2013) [-]
The puns you could make about how high you are when smoking this...
User avatar #172 to #2 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (12/04/2013) [-]
Bro, I'm so high that I feel like m y mind is in space
User avatar #89 to #2 - Accidentalninja (12/04/2013) [-]
I'm so high that I went into a geosynchronous orbit.
#40 to #2 - slipperynipl (12/04/2013) [-]
Dude, I was soo high... and I was smoking weed.
User avatar #11 - neutrality (12/04/2013) [-]
So yeah, It's not technically illegal there. He's not... well in any country. Nothing's illegal in space....Nothing...
User avatar #16 to #11 - phoenixdowner (12/04/2013) [-]
The only thing I know of is that according to international agreements, no one is capable of claiming an extraterrestrial body as their own...
User avatar #32 to #16 - fantomen (12/04/2013) [-]
No Country can claim to own naturally occurring object outside of the earth.
So you can own a TV satellite, but Belgium can't just claim they own the sun or something.

However, and this is a big However.
The law only ever mentions that countries can't claim to own stuff in space.
It doesn't say anything about Private individuals and/or corporations.
So if a mining company decided to team up with a rocket company to start mining Iridium on asteroids, that would be fine according to the current laws.
User avatar #225 to #32 - toastedspikes (12/04/2013) [-]
I mean, it's perfectly fine for me claim I now own the entire planet of Jupiter including all its moons, but it means **** all if I don't have some sort of force, or at least the concept of force, to back it up with. Countries can't really be countries unless they can put a gun behind it (inevitably, anyway. Countries are formed peacefully all the time, but usually because the big guy said A-OK).
User avatar #19 to #16 - asasqw (12/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #27 to #11 - severepwner (12/04/2013) [-]
I imagine the country the space program is from would likely have the same laws. Plus that's probably not safe, smoking in there.
User avatar #99 to #11 - badsamaritan ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
Sooner or later the U.N. Unintelligent Negros will probably make some stupid Earth Space Zone laws. They probably will go like this.
America cant
America has to
User avatar #120 to #11 - metascarecrow (12/04/2013) [-]
It depends on the flag of the ship (spaceship in this case).If a woman gives birth a baby on the sea, his nacionality is the one the flag has.
User avatar #124 to #11 - metascarecrow (12/04/2013) [-]
It depends on the flag of the ship (spaceship in this case). If a woman gives birth a baby in the sea, his nacionality is the same as the ship is.
#143 to #11 - skumbaner (12/04/2013) [-]
except being REBEL SCUM!
#41 to #11 - Rascal (12/04/2013) [-]
He would be safe anyways. He is technically carrying 0 grams.
#44 to #41 - chaosnazo (12/04/2013) [-]
It still has mass, aka grams, it's just that since there's no gravity in his point of observation is 0 the weed's WEIGHT becomes 0 N.

Weight= N
#92 to #44 - Rascal (12/04/2013) [-]
not true, gravity doesn't cease to exist, but just becomes much weaker compared to the earth's
User avatar #102 to #92 - chaosnazo (12/04/2013) [-]
Yes, that's why I said "from his point of observation"
#15 to #11 - kanedam ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
isnt it like with ships that the flag you are under makes the law active on the ship too?
#52 to #11 - Rascal (12/04/2013) [-]
Except gay marriage. Gay marriage is just illegal and wrong anywhere you go.
User avatar #17 to #11 - randomwanker (12/04/2013) [-]
Is it legal to **** a horse in space?
User avatar #21 to #17 - TwiztidNinja (12/04/2013) [-]
it is legal to **** a horse in international waters. Why go to space?
User avatar #22 to #21 - randomwanker (12/04/2013) [-]
I like the way you think
User avatar #55 to #22 - besle (12/04/2013) [-]
It's legal to **** a horse here, as long as it doesn't suffer from it.

No need to go to space.
User avatar #107 to #21 - pokemonstheshiz (12/04/2013) [-]
That's why water polo was invented
#36 to #21 - Rascal (12/04/2013) [-]
Universal jurisdiction
#72 to #17 - crackedpepper (12/04/2013) [-]
id say it probably is but at the same time, horses in space.... say goodbye to every delicate instrument in your ship
User avatar #34 to #17 - thelastamerican ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
Someone's been browsing for awhile.
#14 to #11 - fuckinfuckinfuck (12/04/2013) [-]
Nothing, huh?

Time to figure out how to get that girl across the street to come to space with me.
#73 - suxferyu (12/04/2013) [-]
lighting it would be difficult, due to the way a flame in space works
lighting it would be difficult, due to the way a flame in space works
User avatar #118 to #73 - hochimoe (12/04/2013) [-]
vaporizer ************ !
User avatar #235 to #118 - suxferyu (12/04/2013) [-]
how do those things even work?>
#163 to #73 - Rascal (12/04/2013) [-]
have a lighter that has both fuel and oxygen in pressurized tanks. When you open them, the pressure will direct the flame...
#247 to #73 - Rascal (12/08/2013) [-]
just use a broken light bulb to light it like a cigarette lighter, he's scientist they'll figure it out.
#76 to #73 - hondasupermoto (12/04/2013) [-]
well weed does not need an actual flame to get lit something very hot will do it too
#97 to #76 - Rascal (12/04/2013) [-]
I think suxferyou was talking about the way heat and CO2 spreads without gravity (see the gif). Since in 0-g conditions there is no preferred direction for said gas to go, thus we end up with it becoming ball shaped.
Now in theory, it would be possible to light & smoke a cigarette in oribit, since then you add a preferred direction for the gas to go (your lungs). However, you can't take long pauses between inhales, since the cigarette will run out of oxygen in the vicinity of the burn, due to it replacing the gas around it with another gas. Causing it to lose its' supply of oxygen and stopping the 'burning' reaction.
So smoke weed in space, but keep smoking it, or it'll go out.
I find something very peaceful about this thought.
#98 to #97 - Rascal (12/04/2013) [-]
Extra for sciencentists info: By heat I mean the convection/ conduction induced by the reaction (to the layman, this is all the same) This change is also determined by gravity, or more accurately gaseous effects. The radiation part of the heat transfer would remain the same as with gravity, which is quite interesting.
User avatar #116 to #73 - butteryweiner (12/04/2013) [-]
He will probably use a heated glass or metal rod
User avatar #168 to #116 - suxferyu (12/04/2013) [-]
how would you heat it?
User avatar #177 to #168 - butteryweiner (12/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #233 to #177 - suxferyu (12/04/2013) [-]
and you get it hot enough to burn **** ?
User avatar #237 to #233 - hochimoe (12/04/2013) [-]
it superheats either a glass or metal piece inside of a box and then literally vaporizes the thc out of the bud into a little line like you would find on a hookah and you breath in like the purest of thc hits. doing it with wax is essentially 1 hit of wax= 5 hits of bud
#236 to #233 - butteryweiner (12/04/2013) [-]
Yea and its way more healthy that lighter fumes, check it out   

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#30 - teoferrazzi (12/04/2013) [-]
on the moon, you can't smoke weed because there is no atmosphere.
however, you can eat space cake
#179 to #30 - maziuscraig (12/04/2013) [-]
Unless you use an extractor, which would fix the problem
#213 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (12/04/2013) [-]
I guess you could say he's   
I guess you could say he's
User avatar #224 to #213 - wizadry ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
that's the best pun I've seen in a goddamn eternity.
User avatar #122 to #112 - harrisonfordor (12/04/2013) [-]
I once had this really cool pipe that we named "Gandalf the Green". Looked similar to his right there.
User avatar #123 to #122 - alphagex (12/04/2013) [-]
that is awesome,had to cost alot cuz the pipe look like a antic
User avatar #126 to #123 - harrisonfordor (12/04/2013) [-]
Well it was actually glass and was in fact green, I had a wooden pipe that was almost that length though, but we used it for pipe tobacco on them summer evenings after a long day of work. Or just to feel cool. The Gandalf pipe was $130 and the wooden one was $200 I believe. It was all engraved looking, pretty awesome, worth it.
User avatar #127 to #126 - alphagex (12/04/2013) [-]
i wonder wo created tobbaco and what is more healthy for u weed or tob
User avatar #129 to #127 - harrisonfordor (12/04/2013) [-]
Well it was just a crop really, the first used for money I believe. People would actually smoke it from time to time, whether it was for religious purposes or just a trend wayyyyy back in the day. Native Americans grew it and so did the Mayans, before it got more popular. I'd say weed is healthier though because it hasn't been known to cause any long term effects that lead to death. Where as smoking can **** up your lungs. I like how I know that but I have yet to quit smoking.
User avatar #132 to #129 - alphagex (12/04/2013) [-]
I honeslty do smoke but rarely like on occasion not addicted to it, speaking of tobbaco, but i notice each is different i like my own country tobbaco better called arthamar is armenian it has better taste, and the cuba ones, cohiba are good i love the light one

and i don`t get what the fuzz about cigs, i also smoked weed once with friend the taste was better then cigarter but the effect was bit weird and scary, it felt like u were gonna be unconsious any moment and that everytime u blink is like u enter and re enter dream, and u were slower and could barely think and talk and they was like rining u could feel inside ure head.. still don`t get what fuzz about that too, but i guess make u feel. like relaxe stresss free i guess

sorry for my english not first language
User avatar #139 to #132 - harrisonfordor (12/04/2013) [-]
Ya the early stages of smoking weed were definitely fun times, having little control over whats going on, depending on how much you smoke. I had to quit for awhile though because I was getting to the point where me and my room mate would go through an ounce a day. It was pretty sad, when it doesn't even get you high anymore.

As for the cigarettes, I never smoked before i was 17, hated the idea, didn't support it at all. Then once upon a time, I was expelled, kicked out of my house, and found out that my girlfriend of 2 years was cheating on me with my best friend, so I kind of fell into the stress relieving nicotine rush that so many spoke about. Since then I've managed to graduate on my own, got a job and a place, and a much better girlfriend. Which is why I've set a date to quit smoking entirely because I won't really need them and I'm not super addicted. I have like 4 a day.
User avatar #145 to #139 - alphagex (12/04/2013) [-]
everybody got gf expect me lol, and a job too lol i need to get job, but if u want to smoke weed, i suggest u don`t smok for some months then re do it, i mean quiting ciggarate i understand is more bad for u but weed, i mean that fun thing, also get this in canada their is movie theater at laval, and like people smoke weed in the entrance of the cinema, iam not agaisnt weed but if u gonna smoke weed, at least smoke it in place were nobody can see u, is kinda like saying catch me if u can, pretty silly if u ask me
User avatar #146 to #145 - harrisonfordor (12/04/2013) [-]
Ya, that does seem a little narrow minded on their part. I haven't smoked any weed unless at a party for a couple months now.
User avatar #147 to #146 - alphagex (12/04/2013) [-]
Party like is 1699
User avatar #148 to #147 - harrisonfordor (12/04/2013) [-]
1969 is a little closer, I think I'd fit in better if I tried that one.
User avatar #151 to #148 - alphagex (12/04/2013) [-]
but how can 1969 be closer if your eyes aren`t real?
User avatar #152 to #151 - harrisonfordor (12/04/2013) [-]
I don't understand.
User avatar #153 to #152 - alphagex (12/04/2013) [-]
i took the jaden smith tweet joke of, how can mirriors be real if our eyes arent and change it a bit, is still the stupiest i every saw on the internet
User avatar #154 to #153 - harrisonfordor (12/04/2013) [-]
Oh ya I kind of thought it was a reference to that.
User avatar #155 to #154 - alphagex (12/04/2013) [-]
anyway nice talking with you hariss son of frodo.
User avatar #159 to #155 - harrisonfordor (12/04/2013) [-]
That's an interesting twist to it. I like that someone understood that the second part had to do with lotr though. It was like Mordor fused with Ford.
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#192 - arthless (12/04/2013) [-]
well this is legal because you are not on any country not even on a planet so go ahead and smoke that 			****
well this is legal because you are not on any country not even on a planet so go ahead and smoke that ****
User avatar #197 to #192 - danyoung (12/04/2013) [-]
Sorry for this, but no. If you are from the NASA, the rockets are propiety of the U.S.A, so you are in territory of U.S.A (In the case of the NASA)
User avatar #229 to #197 - toastedspikes (12/04/2013) [-]
Actually the ISS isn't (only) US property:

"The Intergovernmental Agreement allows the Space Station Partners States to extend their national jurisdiction in outer space, so the elements they provide (e.g. laboratories) are assimilated to the territories of the Partners States.

The basic rule is that 'each partner shall retain jurisdiction and control over the elements it registers and over personnel in or on the Space Station who are its nationals' (Article 5 of the Intergovernmental Agreement).

This means that the owners of the Space Station - the United States, Russia, the European Partner, Japan and Canada - are legally responsible for the respective elements they provide. The European States are being treated as one homogenous entity, called the European Partner on the Space Station. But any of the European States may extend their respective national laws and regulations to the European elements, equipment and personnel.

This extension of national jurisdiction determines what laws are applicable for activities occurring on a Partner’s Space Station elements (e.g. European law in the European Columbus Laboratory). This legal regime recognises the jurisdiction of the Partner States’s courts and allows the application of national laws in such areas as criminal matters, liability issues, and protection of intellectual property rights. Any conflicts of jurisdiction between the Partners may be resolved through the application of other rules and procedures already developed nationally and internationally.
User avatar #204 to #197 - zaiopeperse (12/04/2013) [-]
Hadtfield is canadian, though, but yeah, I'm sure the same rules apply, just correcting your use of NASA
User avatar #205 to #204 - danyoung (12/04/2013) [-]
Thanks to you and to lonesoldier, i was put that example because i had no idea what country was. Excuse me eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee princess
User avatar #207 to #205 - zaiopeperse (12/04/2013) [-]
oh, I didn't see his comment, as for the last part, you're excused
#206 to #205 - lonesoldier (12/04/2013) [-]
It is okay, you have gathered more knowledge.
#203 to #197 - lonesoldier (12/04/2013) [-]
Not when it is a Canadian space ship.
User avatar #185 - hashtronaut (12/04/2013) [-]
I believe my name says it all.
User avatar #195 to #185 - fukinitech ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
smoke up my brother.
#198 to #195 - hashtronaut (12/04/2013) [-]
Indeed... this is a time for celebration... most likely the first and last time my name is ever relevant to a post lmao
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where? WHERE?!
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User avatar #35 to #25 - areialview (12/04/2013) [-]
Holy **** , you lucky bastard
#31 - pappathethird (12/04/2013) [-]
You can have tons of fun in space
You can have tons of fun in space
User avatar #13 - mypickinuraxe (12/04/2013) [-]
Lighting a fire in a 0 gravity environment isn't something I condone.
User avatar #18 to #13 - Crusader (12/04/2013) [-]
As dangerous as it is

I'm curious as to what it would look like
#23 to #18 - KoreKiller (12/04/2013) [-]
My work here is done.
#77 to #23 - Rascal (12/04/2013) [-]
did you just turn off the candle?
#39 to #23 - Rascal (12/04/2013) [-]
Isnt it more dangerous because the environment is 100% oxygen?
User avatar #47 to #39 - mrgreatnamess (12/04/2013) [-]
It's not 100% oxygen
100% oxygen will kill you
User avatar #56 to #47 - mcderper (12/04/2013) [-]
No. No it wouldn't
#58 to #56 - mrgreatnamess (12/04/2013) [-]
Google seems fairly inconclusive
Generally, it can be dangerous, but nothing on "You'll definitely die"

I take back my comment
User avatar #113 to #58 - themongoose (12/04/2013) [-]
I was under the impression that it would as well. And it seems that some astronauts DO breathe 100% O2 for weeks at a time without any problem. The issues occur when it is inhaled under high pressure (4x a standard atmosphere), like scuba diving, or a hyperbaric chamber for premature babies.

Though we were both wrong, I am glad this exchange occured. mcderper thumbed in an attempt to fix his wrongly acquired thumb deficit.
User avatar #115 to #113 - mrgreatnamess (12/04/2013) [-]
As long as people learn something, it's worth it
That's what I always say
User avatar #160 to #115 - puppyfood (12/04/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ, a civilized argument.
#232 to #160 - mrgreatnamess (12/04/2013) [-]
People say that a lot
Not everyone is a hormone-ravaged teenager. Some of us have the mental capacity to not fling poop during a conversation.
User avatar #59 to #58 - mcderper (12/04/2013) [-]
At work if we rocked up hungover the medics would let us inhale pure oxygen for ten minutes to fix us right up. I don't think it was dangerous at all. It made you feel good, like a mild high
User avatar #60 to #59 - mrgreatnamess (12/04/2013) [-]
From what I can read, breathing pure oxygen at normal pressure for a prolonged amount of time will cause a bunch of problems (not deadly, but problems) like fluid building up in your lungs, along with some tissue damage.
Also said that some astronauts in the Apollo missions breathed pure oxygen at reduced pressure for 10 days without any problems.
User avatar #184 to #56 - Lilstow ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
a lot of we breath is nitrogen and we apparently need that as well. i just found that out recently.
#196 to #184 - Rascal (12/04/2013) [-]
I know we need nitrogen, but do we really acquire some of it through respiration? If so, that's pretty cool.
#82 to #23 - sethryandrebing (12/04/2013) [-]
heat will still rise and gravity won't pull the weed out of your pipe hold pipe upside down
#114 to #82 - Rascal (12/04/2013) [-]
"heat will still rise."
not when there is no up or down
User avatar #75 to #23 - Crusader (12/04/2013) [-]
But wouldn't it be a complete ball?
User avatar #103 to #75 - thijsofbodom (12/04/2013) [-]
it is as far as possible, the part the isn't round is probably touching the candle
User avatar #68 to #13 - TheNewRavager (12/04/2013) [-]
Vaporizers or edibles.
User avatar #74 to #13 - fuckyourtoast (12/04/2013) [-]
vape that **** or somethin
#105 to #13 - Rascal (12/04/2013) [-]
I'd be more worried about the oxygen-rich environment.
User avatar #178 - Bad Man ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
And just when you think the authorities can't catch you in space...

User avatar #130 - welfarekid (12/04/2013) [-]
I would want to be high in space while ******* someone.
User avatar #133 to #130 - emokoneko (12/04/2013) [-]
But the cum...it would just be floating around. O.o It would be funny at first, but then it'd just be a bit gross.
User avatar #134 to #133 - welfarekid (12/04/2013) [-]
Not if she swallows.
User avatar #135 to #134 - emokoneko (12/04/2013) [-]
I dunno what kind of gf's you've had, but I would want to be actually ******* instead of not getting any myself if I had a chance for blazed sex in space.
User avatar #137 to #135 - welfarekid (12/04/2013) [-]
I mean like if you're really worried about the cum that much
User avatar #181 to #137 - Sethorein ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
I'd be more worried about the logistical nightmare that is zero gravity ******* ... one thrust and you're on opposite sides of the room...
User avatar #138 to #137 - emokoneko (12/04/2013) [-]
Ah, yes, true. I have to admit the "Not if she swallows." comment did make me giggle. ^.^
#188 to #133 - hashtronaut (12/04/2013) [-]
" Barreling around the Earth at five miles a second, watching the sunrise over the sea of Japan. It's indescribable. Plus I had plenty of time to rub one out, which in space is great, but after a while its like living in a snow globe." - peter griffin
User avatar #201 - kanpai (12/04/2013) [-]
How high was he? because he seemed to be really spacing out.
User avatar #136 - SubjectThree (12/04/2013) [-]
It's a sneak peek at Seth Rogan's next big movie.
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