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Why weed is more fun than alcohol

Why weed is more fun than alcohol. descriptions are cool. At a party] I get beezy, yeyeye Lets get wasted weege. Wanna misake a ? T lame guys! I tian' t talk to

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#44 - Oddsword (03/04/2012) [-]
Ever been so high your head fused with the background?
User avatar #68 to #44 - heartlessrobot (03/04/2012) [-]
Yes.
#61 - anon (03/04/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 222** trips and i post a pic of a dinosour fighting a robot being ubducted by an alian

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User avatar #71 to #61 - arziben (03/04/2012) [-]
IT'S DELIVERING TIME
User avatar #72 to #61 - thebigpig (03/04/2012) [-]
you dirty bastards better deliver

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#62 to #61 - anon (03/04/2012) [-]
DELIVAR
#63 to #61 - superxspartan (03/04/2012) [-]
Anon better deliver.
#308 to #61 - avyon (03/05/2012) [-]
Bitch Please, This is mw Wallpaper.
User avatar #313 to #61 - jumpedovermybuses (03/05/2012) [-]
**jumpedovermybuses rolls 22**
dubducted
#97 to #61 - meandmyburger (03/04/2012) [-]
Because anon is a fag.
#104 to #97 - alemmen (03/04/2012) [-]
Bitch please
#106 to #104 - meandmyburger (03/04/2012) [-]
Our paint skills are off the charts.
#107 to #106 - alemmen (03/04/2012) [-]
I smell challenge
#115 to #104 - futtashy (03/04/2012) [-]
Yeah, like i give a **** . My skills are far better.
#417 to #97 - anon (03/05/2012) [-]
Whoa! He said by an alien, not a ******* wire coat hanger!
User avatar #121 to #97 - anonimoss (03/04/2012) [-]
Smashing!
#266 to #196 - anon (03/04/2012) [-]
#286 to #266 - preludeachris (03/05/2012) [-]
Haters gunna hate on this GIANT spiderman thread lolz

#293 to #196 - anon (03/05/2012) [-]
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#332 to #270 - davajz (03/05/2012) [-]
#327 to #270 - davajz (03/05/2012) [-]
#283 to #270 - missylyn (03/04/2012) [-]
im out..... AWESOME THREAD BROS!
#301 to #275 - mahaiz (03/05/2012) [-]
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS A RED THUMB?!
#277 to #275 - missylyn (03/04/2012) [-]
my boyfriend has that as on of his FB profile pics, hahha, lmao
#281 to #275 - mahaiz (03/04/2012) [-]
we're done here
User avatar #279 to #275 - missylyn (03/04/2012) [-]
one*





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User avatar #282 to #269 - tehsandman (03/04/2012) [-]
save this spidey thread
upload it
get thumbs
make front page
???????
PROFIT!
User avatar #319 to #282 - mahaiz (03/05/2012) [-]
request approved, delivery shall arrive
User avatar #284 to #282 - missylyn (03/04/2012) [-]
go ahead... just mention me in the description if u would be so kind to :D
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#339 to #273 - huntinguy (03/05/2012) [-]
pic unrelated as well
pic unrelated as well
#330 to #322 - missylyn (03/05/2012) [-]
hahaha, now ur here too??
#336 to #330 - huntinguy (03/05/2012) [-]
i just noticed it was u
#375 to #336 - missylyn (03/05/2012) [-]
hahah, sorry it took me so long, I was eating
#388 to #375 - huntinguy (03/05/2012) [-]
**huntinguy rolls 58**
User avatar #396 to #336 - missylyn (03/05/2012) [-]
I get close dubs, but not close enough
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User avatar #397 to #392 - missylyn (03/05/2012) [-]
**missylyn rolls 55**
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#287 to #243 - xsation (03/05/2012) [-]
i laughed until i coughed
#247 to #231 - mahaiz (03/04/2012) [-]
let it dance once more
#250 to #247 - missylyn (03/04/2012) [-]
another thread:)
User avatar #248 to #224 - thesarcasticgirl (03/04/2012) [-]
That picture spit milk all over me. Thanks ಠ_ಠ
User avatar #253 to #248 - missylyn (03/04/2012) [-]
haha, sorry, lmfao
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#204 - Octopuspie (03/04/2012) [-]
Mfw
#384 - mrepicness (03/05/2012) [-]
MFW
#261 - rrack (03/04/2012) [-]
#81 - lordzixx (03/04/2012) [-]
That was exactly what happened to my friend and I at party once. Everybody was underage and some people brought in booze, and my buddy and I go outside to have a smoke. We smelled like it, yeah, but we didn't smoke it inside the house and didn't push it on everyone. Everybody was freaking out about it. My buddy and I didn't break anything, weren't loud, didn't eat all the food, and weren't even recessed in the party either. My girlfriend was drinking and she was stumbling around, making a fool of herself, while you couldn't even tell my friend and I were high as 			****		. So sometimes I believe that weed is the lesser of 2 evils   
   
   -If you've read this far, thank you
That was exactly what happened to my friend and I at party once. Everybody was underage and some people brought in booze, and my buddy and I go outside to have a smoke. We smelled like it, yeah, but we didn't smoke it inside the house and didn't push it on everyone. Everybody was freaking out about it. My buddy and I didn't break anything, weren't loud, didn't eat all the food, and weren't even recessed in the party either. My girlfriend was drinking and she was stumbling around, making a fool of herself, while you couldn't even tell my friend and I were high as **** . So sometimes I believe that weed is the lesser of 2 evils

-If you've read this far, thank you
User avatar #133 to #81 - sketchE ONLINE (03/04/2012) [-]
1 joint does not equal a bottle of alcohol. this is what most stoners dont seem to realize. if you smoked as much as people drink you would be acting like a retard and throwing up. ive seen it my friend got so high on a regular basis that it was worse than me drinking and i used to not be able to hold my liquor.
#137 to #133 - lordzixx (03/04/2012) [-]
I know that's true, but this was a fat blunt that I put extra crystal in, I called it the Bass Cannon. I feel that be like drinking straight whiskey and getting your knees broken.   
   
<-Before and after smoking it
I know that's true, but this was a fat blunt that I put extra crystal in, I called it the Bass Cannon. I feel that be like drinking straight whiskey and getting your knees broken.

<-Before and after smoking it
User avatar #141 to #137 - sketchE ONLINE (03/04/2012) [-]
are you talking one shot or a bottle? and whiskey isnt even the strongest. and i dont know what crystal is
User avatar #146 to #141 - lordzixx (03/04/2012) [-]
crystal is the THC that gets you high, it's like % in alcohol. The weed I was smoking could get you righteously ****** in just a bowl. The Bass Cannon was as long as an index finger and thick as your thumb
User avatar #151 to #146 - sketchE ONLINE (03/04/2012) [-]
im not a stoner so i dont know half of what your talking about. but i have seen my friend hot box for half an hour hour and wasnt as ****** up as when he drank a bottle of whiskey
User avatar #155 to #151 - lordzixx (03/04/2012) [-]
I find that I can hold my **** together fairly well, but I don't drink as much anymore
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User avatar #1 - keiyoti (03/04/2012) [-]
Haha, both are fun if you can handle your **** . It's the people that go overboard with Alc. that end up ruining their fun. For the observers however, watching those that are untrained in the ways of Fun, can make for a day of grand entertainment.
#192 - anon (03/04/2012) [-]
#215 - lolzordz (03/04/2012) [-]
i go help now
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User avatar #180 to #171 - desastermaster (03/04/2012) [-]
awesome Drinks,
awesome pubs,
awesome people,
awesome music,
Ireland's awesome.
#164 - cshp (03/04/2012) [-]
This one was actually funny
This one was actually funny
#393 - anon (03/05/2012) [-]
what dose the bottle say?
what dose the bottle say?
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#398 to #393 - tonybony (03/05/2012) [-]
I think it's visine

User avatar #30 - gheypanda (03/04/2012) [-]
Im Russian, so i kinda havta drink. Its my dooty :D
#94 - prognxt (03/04/2012) [-]
Lol, I got alcohol poisoning a few days ago.

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#111 to #94 - kulsius (03/04/2012) [-]
LOL! how? Me and my two friends drank 3 litres of vodka (1 litre for each) and i still don't feel anything wrong...
User avatar #118 to #111 - eight (03/04/2012) [-]
It all depends on your body and how fast you drink it. If you drank 1 liter over 5-6 hour period with a heavy body, you would only get buzzed. With a average weight 150-180 pounds, and you drank 1 liter during 5-6 hours, you would probably get drunk. If the fat guy drinks 1 liter in a 1-3 hour period, he would be heavily drunk where as the average might end up dead. Now, this also all depends on the proof of the liquor, how much food you ate beforehand and how much water or other liquids you drink whilst consuming alcohol. There are a lot of variables to determine here so it isn't as simple as "I drank this much but this didn't happen to me."

Also, Alcohol poisoning is very common and I do believe it causes more deaths than drunk driving.
#203 to #118 - prognxt (03/04/2012) [-]
Well I blacked out halfway through the bottle.

I am underage, yes.

5'9" and 170lb

I'm very German-Irish, and I had vodka. Nasty, tasteless stuff.
#208 to #203 - prognxt (03/04/2012) [-]
After that night my body built an insane intolerance to alcohol. I cant smell it without feeling like I'm gunna puke.
User avatar #345 to #203 - eight (03/05/2012) [-]
I have been drinking since I was 14. I figured, Germany allows children to do it(as does many other countries at a young age), so it is ridiculous to ban until age 21. I have since changed my views considering the **** I did after drinking and as I reflect, I think the age should rest firmly at 18 or above. That being said, I do not regret drinking at such a young age because I had a terrific time!
#122 to #118 - kulsius (03/04/2012) [-]
Well it seems you did quite good Googling, but i've already knew that information. (And i should be dead because we had almost no food, but potato chips, our meeting last about 4 hours and i'm quite slim and short, compared to all my friends...)

And i'm quite sure you are right about alcohol being major death cause...
BTW, what and how much did you drank to get poisoning?
User avatar #140 to #122 - eight (03/04/2012) [-]
Google? Not at all, for the record I was not the person who you replied too, I just saw your post and felt that was an unfair comparison to the chap. The last time I got alcohol poisoning was new years eve 3-4 years ago. I don't remember much from that night but I know we had drank 2 bottles of Smirknoff Canadian Whiskey 80 proof and then Red Label(which we had not planned on drinking at all) By the way Red Label has to be the most revolting liquor I have ever had the displeasure of tasting. Anyway I don't know what proof the red label was and I have no clue what size bottles they were but it gave my friend and I enough to fill 3-5 cups each which we drank within 2-3 hours. I spent the rest of the night passed out and puking in my sleep. I blame it on the red label, horrible stuff.
#163 to #140 - kulsius (03/04/2012) [-]
Well i saw that you weren't the person i commented... Actually that sentence should have been written like "what and how much did YOU drank to get poisoning?" (Making YOU the main word of sentence... If you understand what i'm trying to say).
Few more things:
1) Red label is not liquor, it's whiskey!
2) As i remember, it's 40% strength and i've seen only 0.7l bottles so far.
3) It's tasteful, if you drink it first, but haves ****** taste after any other alcohol...
4) Red label is truly horrible stuff...

But as i like to say: What doesn't kill you, make you stronger :D
#219 to #163 - prognxt (03/04/2012) [-]
I answered a few questions in a post above, but here.

5' 9" male, only Caucasian blood, Heavy German/Irish background.
I had regular Vodka, with Dr.Pepper chaser.

I cant remember how much I had, I just remember them telling me I finished the bottle.

I regret it.
#223 to #219 - kulsius (03/04/2012) [-]
xD Caucasian... I'm not racist, but both Caucasians i know, can handle much more than vodka/Dr.Pepper :D Damn, your memory is really bad...
#113 to #111 - prognxt (03/04/2012) [-]
Doesn't matter how much you drink my BAC was like .4 lol.


I shouldnt be laughing about that...
#125 to #113 - kulsius (03/04/2012) [-]
You shouldn't be laughing? I'm ready to read more...
#212 to #125 - prognxt (03/04/2012) [-]
I had a 2 day hangover, I had to concentrate to breath, and focus to keep my heart beating.

Even looking at a monitor made me dizzy.

It wasn't fun.
#220 to #212 - kulsius (03/04/2012) [-]
Well, i had hangover with my whole class (like a tradition for all 12th classes to celebrate that there is only 100 days left for school...) and i know that feel, when you have to concentrate not to die :(
At least you don't try to kill someone when you are drunk...
#221 to #220 - prognxt (03/04/2012) [-]
Lol, I'm not aggressive like some of the other people I know.

I'm very emotional.
#229 to #221 - kulsius (03/04/2012) [-]
I'm not aggressive too, especially when it takes to class or friends, but when i'm drunk, i can kill people with bare hand... (that's the only reason i stopped drinking vodka with my girlfriend...)
Why the heck i change so badly after 0.5 of vodka?!
#230 to #229 - prognxt (03/04/2012) [-]
0.5 BAC is literally death.
#457 to #230 - kulsius (03/05/2012) [-]
I'm living example, that it's not :D
#342 - parrotmagician (03/05/2012) [-]
I hate drinking because I always - without fail - drink too much. MFW I Go out for a quiet one and end up on an episode of Crimewatch
#323 - jarudo (03/05/2012) [-]
mfw [8]
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