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Bearded Sterner tfr
Would Anne Frank have been a
Belieber? No. In fact, millions
blindly following an idiot is why
she was in that attic.
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User avatar #17 - IamWhoIam (05/12/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Calling Hitler an idiot is stupid. The man brought Germany our of a depression and conquered ******* Europe.
#64 - Happiness (05/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I love how all the comment section is people defending Hitler
#65 - alekksandar (05/12/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#7 - deathhardiv (05/12/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Are you trying to imply that it was a bad idea to rally behind the man that pulled your country out of an economic depression that would be in history books for centuries and rebuilt it's military as one rivaling those of nations many times' it size?
Are you trying to imply that it was a bad idea to rally behind the man that pulled your country out of an economic depression that would be in history books for centuries and rebuilt it's military as one rivaling those of nations many times' it size?
#52 - whiplasher (05/12/2013) [-]
"Bearded Stoner"

**** , that guy is so cool
#4 - anonymous (05/11/2013) [+] (14 replies)
The problem here being that Hitler wasn't an idiot. He appealed to the German masses; Justin Beiber just appeals to young and dumb girls.
#26 to #24 - breakfastlunch (05/12/2013) [-]
Actually, he made several fatal errors that definitely cost him the war, fortunately.   
   
The bombings of Britain accomplished nothing other than drain large amounts of the Germans' resources, for example.  He also failed to recognize that his alliance with Italy was a massive drain on resources; Mussolini invaded the Balkans and failed there, forcing Hitler to delay his invasion of the Soviet Union.  This delay was just enough to cause winter to come along at the worst possible time for his armies during Operation Barbarossa.   
Breaking his non-aggression pact with the Soviets is definitely the biggest mistake he made in the War, though.  The amount of resources, both in terms of natural resources and manpower, crippled Germany's ability to fight off Operation Overlord, considering that fighting on two fronts is pretty much impossible when facing such large amounts of resistance.   
   
He made quite a few other mistakes, but these examples should serve the purpose of showing that he was not quite a genius strategist.  He was too idealistic and narrow-minded to realize that other people aren't pathetic compared to the Aryans--the Nazi ideology viewed Soviets as sub-humans and incapable of any significant resistance, and they ended up losing the war to them.   
   
Sorry for the essay, but I get slightly irked when people say that Hitler was some sort of genius at waging war.
Actually, he made several fatal errors that definitely cost him the war, fortunately.

The bombings of Britain accomplished nothing other than drain large amounts of the Germans' resources, for example. He also failed to recognize that his alliance with Italy was a massive drain on resources; Mussolini invaded the Balkans and failed there, forcing Hitler to delay his invasion of the Soviet Union. This delay was just enough to cause winter to come along at the worst possible time for his armies during Operation Barbarossa.
Breaking his non-aggression pact with the Soviets is definitely the biggest mistake he made in the War, though. The amount of resources, both in terms of natural resources and manpower, crippled Germany's ability to fight off Operation Overlord, considering that fighting on two fronts is pretty much impossible when facing such large amounts of resistance.

He made quite a few other mistakes, but these examples should serve the purpose of showing that he was not quite a genius strategist. He was too idealistic and narrow-minded to realize that other people aren't pathetic compared to the Aryans--the Nazi ideology viewed Soviets as sub-humans and incapable of any significant resistance, and they ended up losing the war to them.

Sorry for the essay, but I get slightly irked when people say that Hitler was some sort of genius at waging war.
#12 - ieatyououtaldaylon (05/12/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I don't see why everyone's so pissed about this, I bet if Paul McCartney said he hopes she would have been a beatles fan, no one would give a 						****					.
I don't see why everyone's so pissed about this, I bet if Paul McCartney said he hopes she would have been a beatles fan, no one would give a **** .
User avatar #21 to #14 - LovegoodJuggalo (05/12/2013) [-]
"We're bigger than Jesus"
#139 - deathcampforjewtie (05/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
She had such a beautiful face.....
User avatar #101 - eight (05/12/2013) [-]
Hitler was far from being an idiot. He might have been insane, but an idiot he was not.
User avatar #120 - spasticpuppet (05/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Actually, although Hitler was a dick, he wasn't an idiot. He did study quite a lot of psychology. The ones that were the idiots were the ones blindly following him. The rest were just dicks as well (those who agreed with him).
#79 - fordun (05/12/2013) [-]
Hitler was a very intelligent man. I'm currently reading through Mein Kampf and some of his ideas are actually very interesting. And no the book is more about national socialism then racism.

I'm currently taking a class on the Holocaust and the teacher remarked early on in the class how Hitler was the "worlds biggest coward" for killing himself. Hitler was a hero of WW1, and he earned two iron crosses.

The amount of misinformation surrounding the Holocaust is astounding. And i am not talking about saying the whole thing didn't happen. I have been told that you were killed if you weren't blue eyed, and blond haired, That the Nazi's forcefully impregnated 13 year old girls, ect.
User avatar #42 - stanislaw (05/12/2013) [+] (7 replies)
1)comparison is ******* retarded
2)yes yes Hitler was clever but he did kill masses of people and invaded countries causing suffering, so people trying to justify him should an hero
3)why do people keep saying stuff about justin bieber? i for one dont even aknowlege his existence, little girls need him for entertainment and i dont think thats bad, hes not meant to attract us so why are we trying to "resist" his influence? ffs i remember when people just pretended they didnt know him for a while, that was so good.
4)anne frank would have been a belieber
#38 - anonymous (05/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
They didn't know about the concentration camps.

All they saw was a great leader blaming the group of people they hated (Jews), and pulling them out of a depression.

and beliebers are just a bunch of little girls anyways. The comparison is ridiculous.
#43 to #38 - broorb (05/12/2013) [-]
I saw an interesting documentary wherein there were a few old german people talking about the war. The first few, about 5 or so, all said, "We had no idea about the camps. It was kept very secret. We didn't know."

Then the last old codger who came on said, "You vill meet a lot of people who will say zey didn't know about ze camps. Zey are all liars. Ve knew. Of course ve knew. But ve vill shamelessly pretend ve don't until ze end."
#6 - Weiner (05/12/2013) [-]
people who don't like bieber talk about him more than the 13 year old girls they make fun of
User avatar #149 - welfarekid (05/12/2013) [-]
Implying hitler was an idiot
(he wasn't)
#126 - fecal (05/12/2013) [-]
And I don't see any goddamn justin bieber teapots either
#122 - anonymous (05/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Neither Hitler or Justin Bieber could be considered an idiot.

Justin Bieber is an artist with his own image. I agree, I'm not a fan of him, but that's no reason to call him an idiot.

Hitler was not an idiot either in that he managed to get the entire german people to bend to his will, one of the most skilled liars and deceivers in history.

Comparing them is just dumb and very exaggerated. That entire post was just a stupid attempt at bashing Bieber and wasn't very funny.

Yeah, maybe I'm ranting but come on, seriously?
#152 to #122 - icecreamonnips (05/12/2013) [-]
a well thought out argument on FJ and not calling JB a faggot?   
MFW
a well thought out argument on FJ and not calling JB a faggot?
MFW
User avatar #36 - fuzzyballs (05/12/2013) [-]
Hitler wasn't an idiot though
#95 - stallwallwriter (05/12/2013) [-]
To be fair, a teenage girl about that age, who wrote in her diary about hollywood stars? Well, there's no saying for sure one way or another, but it doesn't seem terribly unlikely for her to be a belieber.
I'm not a fan of his, but I think this has been overblown.
#75 - ushuaia (05/12/2013) [-]
Blindy following an idiot
OK, IF YOUR COUNTRY IS IN A HUGE CRISIS, THIS GUY COMES AND GIVES YOU WORK, YOU SEE YOUR COUNTRY RISING FROM THE ASHES, AND YOU NOW HAVE HOPE FOR THE FUTURE OF YOUR CHILDRENS
ARE YOU BLINDLY FOLLOWING AN IDIOT???THIS GIRLS NEED TO GO **** HER SELF, I WONDER WHAT WOULD SHE HAVE DONE IN THE SAME SITUATION
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