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Found it on tumblr, not sure if it's been posted here before or not, but pretty funny stoner reaction :L

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#18 - luidias

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(03/03/2013) [-]

****, I don't have anything against stoners, but if one was smelling up my room with weed (which I personally HATE the smell of), I'd be pretty pissed too.

#43 to #18 - scaredfury

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(03/03/2013) [-]

No offence, but the smell of weed is quite delicious, just my opinion :)

#44 to #43 - digidawg

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(03/03/2013) [-]

Non smokers get the bad side of pot. **** smells like ****.

#83 to #44 - anon id: b8991775

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Nah you're right. Weed and skunks smell almost exactly the same. Well, the high quality stuff at least. The low grade stuff smells like burnt foliage. There's even a term for the smell of really good weed. It's called skunk.

This coming from someone who has used for years. It's just something that you eventually start liking due to the smell association. I don't even mind running over skunks just because I like the smell, but I respect that most people think skunks stink.

#217 to #83 - aysitlo

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My roommate actually said the exact same thing. You associate the smell with good feelings and a good time, and therefore it becomes a positive sensation. For me however, as a non-smoker, I associate the smell of weed with having to deal with my roommate's **** when he comes back at 4am baked out of his mind reeking of the stuff and waking me up, and now even the slightest whiff of it repulses me.

#46 to #44 - scaredfury

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(03/03/2013) [-]

I am a non smoker, stopped smoking when my friend got caught! Still though it smells good :)

#47 to #46 - digidawg

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(03/03/2013) [-]

Let me rephrase it. To anyone that's never smoked pot it smells like nothing but musty ****.

#54 to #47 - chubberbrother

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(03/03/2013) [-]

I went to Lollapalooza and it all smelled like skunk.

#255 to #54 - digidawg

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(03/04/2013) [-]

I went to lolipalooza and it smelled like pedophile ;v

#48 to #47 - scaredfury

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(03/03/2013) [-]

I see, my bad :)

#50 to #48 - anon id: 8973e80c

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(03/03/2013) [-]

:)))))))))))))))))))))))))

#261 to #48 - LaBarata

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#59 to #46 - tomtomvdp

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#250 to #18 - DiabloStrawhat

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What's weird is, I used to totally hate the smell, then I tried marijuana just once, and it doesn't bother me now

#256 to #250 - xdjerredlongxd

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#259 to #250 - DiabloStrawhat

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(03/04/2013) [-]

and that's when i learned to never tell people anything....

#263 to #18 - exarzero

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(03/04/2013) [-]

This will take the edge off mate.

tinyurl.com/hotfurrypictures

#264 to #263 - exarzero

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(03/04/2013) [-]

Don't click the link I was being a dick.

#42 to #18 - anon id: 56621dc3

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(03/03/2013) [-]

Weed doesn't smell too bad :(

#124 to #42 - burnswhenipee

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(03/03/2013) [-]

Poop doesn't smell too bad

It's all about what people like

#163 to #18 - bullbrigade

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(03/03/2013) [-]

You seem stressed

#188 to #163 - runtz

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#218 to #18 - carsausage

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#35 - therealtotodile

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(03/03/2013) [-]

For some reason, smoking pot is a lot like being a brony. If you like to smoke pot, good for you. I don't care. But when you start waving it around like a ******* business card. i.e. Hemp leaf accessories, clothes, Usernames. And if you try to get your friends to join you. If they don't want to, leave them alone, shut the **** up, and go eat some ******* cheetos in solitude.

#78 to #35 - nicoleiscool

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(03/03/2013) [-]

Okay, but did you really have to compare it to being a ******* brony?!

#104 to #78 - therealtotodile

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(03/03/2013) [-]

Yes. Because it's comparable.

#227 to #78 - abcz

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(03/03/2013) [-]

not sure if mad because if user is brony or that we compared stoners with bronies acting like a stoner is better then a brony

#52 to #35 - anon id: 59b197ac

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(03/03/2013) [-]

Shut up faggot, no one likes you

#74 to #52 - ilovehitler

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(03/03/2013) [-]

says the anon

#79 to #35 - anon id: b8991775

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Although hemp is one of the best materials we have on the planet. I understand your argument, but I really do believe that making clothing, paper and other products would be a lot more efficient using hemp. You don't even need the plant to be able to get you high, just grow the male plant.

#133 to #79 - anonyrnoose

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He didn't say making clothes with hemp, he said making clothes with a pot leaf on the front of it, like on shirts, hats, etc.

#226 to #35 - anon id: 9faa7da7

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(03/03/2013) [-]

being glorious for reasons i'm okay with usernames (as long as it's not like swagstoner or badassbrony)

#274 to #35 - LordSweatpants

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(03/29/2013) [-]

DON'T BRING CHEETOS INTO THIS DISCUSSION THEY ARE INNOCENT **** YOU YOU CHEETO HATING-BITCH!

Woah, alright, sorry, lost my cool. It ain't easy being cheesy you know...

#61 to #35 - occamsrazor

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(03/03/2013) [-]

This makes me want to be a brony

#245 to #35 - anonyrnoose

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(03/03/2013) [-]

Well, when you think about it, that comparison works with anything, really.

#262 to #245 - therealtotodile

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(03/04/2013) [-]

Yes but I used these two because they're both very touchy/controversial subjects.

#106 to #35 - haunterbrony

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(03/03/2013) [-]

Great, now I feel like a dick for my username.

#118 to #106 - mvtjets

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#108 to #106 - lvlarcopolio **User deleted account**

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#110 to #108 - glacialthunder

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(03/03/2013) [-]

Good, back to my other account then.

#53 to #35 - daimondemon

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(03/03/2013) [-]

This is a strangely perfect comparison. . .

#36 to #35 - angelodlt

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(03/03/2013) [-]

Oh how many lives you have shattered with that comparison...

#12 - lieutenantshitface **User deleted account**

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#14 to #12 - europeanswallow

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(03/03/2013) [-]

yeah, cause that person's being a bitch

Personally, I'm not gonna do a grade-A roll job for some cunt who's gonna flush it anyway

#19 to #14 - bitchplzzz

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(03/03/2013) [-]

I wouldn't mind a ****** joint, if it was free...

Hey, free smoke, cant blame me

#27 to #14 - lieutenantshitface **User deleted account**

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#60 to #12 - anon id: 2fe9bec5

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probably doesn't have anything in it so he tried to make it looks like it did and failed

#24 - epicuz

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if a person decides to smoke weed they should be allowed to, it's stupid te illegalize something like that. its our body, its our choice.

#28 to #24 - lieutenantshitface **User deleted account**

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#80 to #24 - mgarrigan

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(03/03/2013) [-]

that's how i feel about meth
pic related, it's me

#64 to #24 - occamsrazor

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(03/03/2013) [-]

Your avatar is literally what my mind imagined you to look like

#51 to #24 - daedrakiller

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(03/03/2013) [-]

How's the 8th grade?

#34 to #24 - therealtotodile

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(03/03/2013) [-]

Did this post say anything about it being legal or not? Take your "Hardcore Stoner" 12 year-old ass and leave everyone else alone.

#265 to #34 - epicuz

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(03/04/2013) [-]

im neither a stoner or a 12 year old, im just a person with a political meaning. what the **** is up with all the red thumbs

#26 to #24 - niggernazi

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#1 - charagrin

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(03/02/2013) [-]

If the smoker wants to be a ass, then I will be as well. "Hello, 911, my neighbor is dealing pot from his flat." I have nothing against stoners, my fiance does every week or 2 herself. But I don't want to suffer for someone elses hobbies.

#16 to #1 - threeeighteen

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I live on a bit of land out of town, best place to be a stoner, I just smoke outside.

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#3 to #2 - charagrin

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(03/02/2013) [-]

I smoke cigs, and I agree with you completely. It is a respect thing. If someone doesn't drink, don't force them to watch you or smell you. Same for tobacco or pot. Even other things fit under it, like loud music. Be respectful and get it in return.

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#6 to #4 - charagrin

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I am guilty of blaring music. but I own property in the backwoods, and my nearest neighbor is about 2 miles away. If he can hear it, he is already trespassing so he can suck it. He's a dick. lol

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#29 to #7 - lifetime

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Now I feel bad for blaring sexyback in the black neighborhood...

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#13 to #7 - fourtwentt

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this convo is the best debate ive ever read, on the internet

also i agree with almost everything you said, as a stoner you wanna stay in your own world, 'cloud 9' and the last thing you need is an unnecessary crowd (non-smokers, drinkers, etc)

#8 to #7 - AuroranRage [OP]

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(03/02/2013) [-]

Guys guys, calm down :) I'm a stoner and tobacco smoker myself, and I always smoke outside out of consideration to my friends and flat mates, and agree that it is inconsiderate to someone that does not want to smell weed, but let just appreciate the smart humor for what it is? :)

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#10 to #9 - AuroranRage [OP]

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(03/02/2013) [-]

No problem friend :) *bro fist*

#11 to #10 - deadfeds **User deleted account**

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#17 to #11 - mountainyard

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(03/03/2013) [-]

STOP AGREEING WITH EACHOTHER!
I'm getting scared... This is not how the internet works...

#58 to #17 - charagrin

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(03/03/2013) [-]

LEAVE RANDOM-GUY-POSTING-ON-THE-INTERNET ALONE!!! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!

#37 to #2 - ctrlaltdeleet

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#39 to #37 - deadfeds **User deleted account**

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#40 to #39 - ctrlaltdeleet

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I swear, I replied to the wrong person. sorry for that

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#86 to #1 - pokemonstheshiz

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I feel calling the cops is a little extreme. You could just talk to your neighbor first, getting arrested for drug crimes can **** his future up, he might just be stupid and unaware that the smell travels throughout the building

#87 to #86 - charagrin

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I personally disagree. Even if he/she didn't know BEFORE the paper was posted, they knew after and continued anyway. And I am sure they would have picked up something through the grapevine before hand about the smell. And to put the weed there as a reply is just assinine behavior and shows gross disrespect and stupidity. I would make sure to let the police know, and give them the paper and joint so they could get fingerprints and go from there. This is obviously an apartment building or something similar where people live, including children. Obviously I know weed is harmless, but small children shouldn't have it, even if just in case they showed a teacher and CPS was called on the parents. Things like this tend to have reactions in wave, and you can't predict all the possible fallout it could bring.

#5 to #1 - famouswillqc **User deleted account**

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She says she doesn't know who it is that stores his weed in the vents so she couldn't tell the police who it is that deal pot (and nowhere it says that someone sells weed). Moreover, unless they have enough proof (A call from someone saying that his neighbor deals isn't) to get a warrant they can't get into his house so he doesn't have much to fear from her trying to be an ass.

But I agree with you the guy is an ass and should just take his weed out of the vents.

#56 to #5 - chubberbrother

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If you can smell it in the vents it's pretty obvious pot is somewhere.

#75 - enragedanon

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#57 - uppitywhitey

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I smoke bud, but I would be pissed too if someone was stinking up my room by putting weed in the vents.

#62 to #57 - occamsrazor

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Yeah I'd have the courtesy to store it airtight and you should anyway to preserve it longer.

#65 to #62 - uppitywhitey

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(03/03/2013) [-]

I put it in Tupperware or a jar and put it in the fridge. Lasts forever.

#66 to #65 - occamsrazor

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(03/03/2013) [-]

Dude. Mason jar.

#22 - retrochris

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(03/03/2013) [-]

: )

#194 to #22 - kaitheguy

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how did you obtain hitler orange?

#198 to #194 - retrochris

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I have it for 3 days I think.... from teh boards.

#229 to #22 - ViXi

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: )

#129 to #22 - ghastlydude

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_**: )**_

#99 - zzonked

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>Weed based content gets to front page
>All the comments seem to hate the content/smell of weed

I have deduced that the people who thumbed this up are too high to reach the comments section and defend it.

#32 - methead

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(03/03/2013) [-]

you know.. there are better alternatives than weed....

like meth.

#125 to #32 - epickirax

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