Stealth level 99. The perfect camouflage.. 1. use plants to troll cops and neighbors 2. troll inexperienced kids by selling them entire plants for a lot of money
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#7 - HARTATTACK (01/24/2013) [-]
1. use plants to troll cops and neighbors
2. troll inexperienced kids by selling them entire plants for a lot of money
User avatar #80 to #7 - burningsmurfs (01/24/2013) [-]
A kid from when we were in ninth grade bought a bag of oregano for about 50 bucks. That poor bastard never lived it down. They would have called him oregano for the rest of his life but his nickname was already Buttchin so it was really just an upgrade anyway.
#106 to #7 - oliphan (01/24/2013) [-]
A kid at my old school got caught selling "pot" to his friends. In the end it turned out it was raspberry leaves (obviously he was selling it cut up or something so that it wouldn't be so obvious that it wasn't pot). In the end the school decided that he wouldn't be expelled since it wasn't pot, but the kid begged to be expelled so that all of the "potheads" wouldn't find out what he'd actually been selling them and that they'd been getting "high" off raspberry leaves for the past 3 months.
#21 to #7 - anon (01/24/2013) [-]
I like this idea....i'm gonna try it.
#28 to #7 - hairydickfarts (01/24/2013) [-]
>be the next day   
>you catch a glimpse of the newspaper headline   
>"3 Local teens found dead after smoking Japanese maple tree"
>be the next day
>you catch a glimpse of the newspaper headline
>"3 Local teens found dead after smoking Japanese maple tree"
User avatar #34 to #28 - elitejerkz (01/24/2013) [-]
my friend injected 3 japanese maples and he died
User avatar #54 to #28 - vatra (01/24/2013) [-]
Even better!
#84 to #28 - aerosol (01/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #6 - cannonofanon (01/24/2013) [-]
I have four large maples outside of my bedroom window, people think it's pot all the time because people smell bud when they walk by my house sometimes....for some reason.
#9 - goochtvi (01/24/2013) [-]
>have friend who is dealer
>keeps his dried produce in jars
>police moves in a few doors down from him
> ****** .jpg
>he goes and buries his jars in the back yard
>next day police come to his house
>"sir we believe there may be some illegal substances in this home" (or something along those lines)
>friend leads them through house, certain he'd be in the clear
>realizes he forgot to hide the three 4 foot tall cannabis plants
>friend is arrested
>a week later i go to his house and dig up the jars of weed
>mfw
User avatar #49 to #9 - LocoJoe (01/24/2013) [-]
Your friend is a ******* moron.

"Got a warrant?" = best phrase ever.
#51 to #9 - steavo (01/24/2013) [-]
Illegal substances? May I see a warrant, bitch?
User avatar #58 to #51 - mrhotwings (01/24/2013) [-]
******* hate that law......
#16 to #9 - anon (01/24/2013) [-]
During the final stages of bloom that **** stinks like straight skunk so yeah ur friend must of been high off his ass to forget his plants FYI danzig 3-4 ft isnt that tall...
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User avatar #10 to #9 - Danzig (01/24/2013) [-]
How do you forget 3 4 foot tall plants, your friend must have been really ******* high.
User avatar #11 to #10 - goochtvi (01/24/2013) [-]
you have no idea how retarded this guy was. you could smell his house from 2 blocks away
User avatar #26 to #9 - snuffff (01/24/2013) [-]
What happens when he gets out of jail. Hes coming for your ass bro.
#67 - themuffinmaan (01/24/2013) [-]
yeah that'll work out.
until it turns red.
I don't know of many red kinds of weed.
#74 to #67 - anonomysmonkey (01/24/2013) [-]
Let me introduce you.
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User avatar #100 to #78 - thisisrarity (01/24/2013) [-]
Its japanese maple leaves
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User avatar #103 to #101 - cabbagemayhem ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
Melting marijuana into heroin...are you the ignorant masses I've been hearing about? And, there's nothing new about Panama Red. It's not moldy, nor poisonous. It's natural, and potent.
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User avatar #121 to #120 - eyeatechew (01/25/2013) [-]
you're still a ******* moron.....
User avatar #126 to #121 - eyeatechew (01/26/2013) [-]
Hahah I see that mr. snotnose couldn't handle a basic truth about himself. Way to be.. Moron.
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#119 to #78 - anon (01/25/2013) [-]
You, sir, are a ******* moron. Since when does heroin come from ******* marijuana??
#2 - jeanmariegrangon (01/23/2013) [-]
I have a japanese maple tree in my backyard...
User avatar #1 - numbersixtyseven **User deleted account** (01/23/2013) [-]
The perfect camouflage, until it starts to smell. Have you even been in the vicinity of a pot plant? Goddamnit, it's unique. And the entire neighbourhood can smell the damned thing.

I personally like the smell, but irrelevant.
User avatar #12 to #1 - PhuckingPhreak (01/24/2013) [-]
plus the bud starts to flower and youve got a totally different looking structure that the jap maple doesnt have
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User avatar #15 to #14 - PhuckingPhreak (01/24/2013) [-]
yea thats what i said, as in the bud is in the act of flowering
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User avatar #38 to #17 - ubergoatman (01/24/2013) [-]
...I sorta came up with a theory that bud is really fruit one night...
User avatar #130 to #38 - PhuckingPhreak (02/14/2013) [-]
sweet sweeeeeet fruit
User avatar #117 to #17 - PhuckingPhreak (01/25/2013) [-]
whatever,just interpreted differently.
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#27 to #13 - thatmexican (01/24/2013) [-]
i don't care about if i can see the smell, can i smell the.... smell



i enjoyed that as much as you did
#66 - asongulol (01/24/2013) [-]
This strategy was already used in the Philippines. Not in just a few bags like that, but in an entire farmland several acres wide. Eventually the authorities found out that farmers were planting pot alongside crops that camouflaged them. The police uprooted all the mj plants, piled them up in large heaps then set them on fire.
< policemen's fw all the plants were burned
User avatar #89 to #66 - asongulol (01/24/2013) [-]
The news video of this incident showed thick smoke from the burning mj plants. A blanket of mj smoke covered the area while the police (without gas masks) continued to remove the plants. I've never smoked weed, so may I ask if this could have caused the officers to get high?
#95 to #89 - killerofcows (01/24/2013) [-]
If they wanted to then definitly yes, otherwise just maybe depending on how often they failed to take just air to breath rather than smoke
normaly you can inhale the smoke without getting high because someone already inhaled and absorbed the active parts, but from a mass burning all smoke would contain it all they had to do is keep it their lungs to get high
User avatar #83 to #66 - trollraid (01/24/2013) [-]
Love for the motherland right there.
User avatar #24 - ohgodwaitimatheist (01/24/2013) [-]
And then you get stoned and smoke some maple.
User avatar #71 to #24 - pokemonstheshiz (01/24/2013) [-]
I injected 5 whole maples once
and i'm so ******* sorry
User avatar #40 to #24 - biograde (01/24/2013) [-]
****** so canadian
User avatar #19 - vocarius (01/24/2013) [-]
I have a Japanese Maple tree in my front yard and whenever my little brothers dumb stoner friends come over they're always like "Bro can we smoke this? It's weed right?"
#86 - doomle (01/24/2013) [-]
Day 12.
The Japanese Maple Leaf still thinks im one of them, they will never know my terrible truth.
#97 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
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#88 - chukkk (01/24/2013) [-]
Yfw you accidentally smoke Japanese maple
Yfw you accidentally smoke Japanese maple
User avatar #104 to #88 - timbittwo (01/24/2013) [-]
But you don't smoke the leaves of a marijuana plant...
User avatar #105 to #88 - desuforeverlulz (01/24/2013) [-]
You wouldn't accidentally smoke it because the Japanese maple doesn't produce buds. When you smoke marijuana from a fresh plant, you have to remove the bud, cure it, and then you can smoke it.
User avatar #108 to #105 - chukkk (01/24/2013) [-]
I guess you're right, but in my defense you can still use the leaves as cabbage to make butter
#107 to #88 - Awesomecarrot ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
Japanese FW they accidentally grow pot
User avatar #18 - thedarkestrogue (01/24/2013) [-]
Not very stealthy actually.
Pot has nice uniform ridges on the edges of each leaf. If a cop actually saw that, they'd know.
#62 - dengekisushi (01/24/2013) [-]
I used to have a Japanese maple leaf tree in my front yard.   
   
Then my mom and step dad moved out of that house.   
   
Then my brother moved in. But he never watered my tree. So it died.   
   
I miss my Japanese maple.
I used to have a Japanese maple leaf tree in my front yard.

Then my mom and step dad moved out of that house.

Then my brother moved in. But he never watered my tree. So it died.

I miss my Japanese maple.
User avatar #73 to #62 - evilanakie (01/24/2013) [-]
if its still there poor honey on it
it will comeback ***********
User avatar #59 - jasonvgrace (01/24/2013) [-]
Now all we need to do is fill warehouses full of Japanese Maple Leaf plants, and laugh when the feds come
#60 - steelpanther (01/24/2013) [-]
This is 			*******		 stupid. &quot;Lets grow pot next to a plant that looks damn near the same as weed&quot;. That logic is almost as good as &quot;If we put a kilo of flour in with the 5 kilos of cocaine, people will never expect a thing!&quot;
This is ******* stupid. "Lets grow pot next to a plant that looks damn near the same as weed". That logic is almost as good as "If we put a kilo of flour in with the 5 kilos of cocaine, people will never expect a thing!"
#63 to #60 - anon (01/24/2013) [-]
Well, the idea is, if you get caught making the weed, you pluck a sample of the maple leaf, and give it to the cops, explaining what it is. You can grow as much pot as you want, just so long as you grow some maples, as well.
User avatar #68 to #63 - steelpanther (01/24/2013) [-]
Yea believe me, the cops will search every plant in the vicinity. Especially if they are DEA. Im pretty sure a specially trained unit whos job it is to find any type of drug imaginable, has come across better excuses than "Its a Japanese Maple." They will find the pot. Especially if its dank. Pretty sure a maple leaf doesnt put off the same smell as sour diesel.
#69 to #60 - anon (01/24/2013) [-]
actually, you cut the cocaine with baking soda
User avatar #70 to #69 - steelpanther (01/24/2013) [-]
Im not trying to say you cut the coke with baking soda. Im just saying that if you get busted with 6 kilos of a white powder and you give the cops only 1 as evidence which is the flour one, they will search the other 5 and you will get busted.
#85 - aerosol (01/24/2013) [-]
I've had a Japanese maple in my front yard for years and I've always thought the leaves looked too small to be convincing. Then again, I'm not very familiar with marijuana.
#3 - anon (01/23/2013) [-]
And then it starts to bud.
User avatar #56 - Vynce (01/24/2013) [-]
You disguise it by putting it with something that looks almost identical to it... Am I the only one seeing the flaw in this logic?

That's like if Batman's wore a Bruce Wayne skinsuit to hide his real identity.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Vynce (01/24/2013) [-]
Batman*

No idea where the 's came from.
User avatar #111 - zapgod (01/24/2013) [-]
We have a Japanese maple outside and I pressed some and laminated them making them into book marks and handed them out in school. Guess who got in trouble
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